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ItBreathes posted:It's like a handful of software engineers in the 90s got absurdly lucky with regards to borth time and place that they made such an absurd amount of money that they're insolated from any future failures and as such have become convinced they're hyperintelligent Supermen, masters of all, instead of the one thing they know anything about (software engineering), and seeing as it's been 20 years, probably don't know much about at this point. musk is a moneyman whose lovely payments company merged with paypal and he won the lottery
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:I will be very surprised if this somehow doesn't end in Krzanich's ejection from corporate because holy poo poo things have got to be really dire for him to finally consider signing on. Intel is continuing to have record quarters and he's built up a narrative that he's transformed the company to a post PC one. The stock price and numbers he shows backs this up. Whether the success is real and sustainable is a different topic, but for the immediate term he's done what the board wants so he's probably safe.
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BobHoward posted:Musk thinks that the biggest near term risk to humanity is the possibility that someone will invent a self-improving AI that will make itself into a malevolent godlike being which will then Skynet us. *tips fedora*
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Paul MaudDib posted:Jim Keller: the wandering optimization samurai without a home Paul MaudDib posted:Guy designed DEC Alpha, then reassembled his team and designed AMD Athlon, then coauthored the x86-64 spec, then was a VP at a company. Apple acquired him, and he designed a couple ARM processors for them. Then he came back to AMD and designed Zen, before leaving to Tesla to design [presumably] a bunch of deep learning poo poo for them. And now he's been acquired by Intel. Zedsdeadbaby posted:So he really is a lone tech samurai wandering the lands I would love to read a Jim Keller employment contract, I bet they're crazy at this point
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Apr 26, 2018 15:56
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Rastor posted:I would love to read a Jim Keller employment contract, I bet they're crazy at this point Someone earlier in either this thread or the AMD thread described one. You basically have to summon him from another plane using a ritual and then sacrifice some folks to get him to design a chip for you.
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Apr 26, 2018 16:09
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Jim Keller is a nonviolent terminator sent from the future to bring Skynet online or something
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Apr 26, 2018 16:27
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Malcolm XML posted:musk is a moneyman whose lovely payments company merged with paypal and he won the lottery Even moreso then, though it applies to a lot of people who struck it big in the tech boom, Musk just loves the spotlight.
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Apr 26, 2018 16:55
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Be ironic if Intel's Keller designed architecture sucks and the RajaGPU is outstanding.
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WhyteRyce posted:Intel is continuing to have record quarters and he's built up a narrative that he's transformed the company to a post PC one. The stock price and numbers he shows backs this up. Whether the success is real and sustainable is a different topic, but for the immediate term he's done what the board wants so he's probably safe. Stock was in the low 20's when he took over 5 years ago, and now it's over 50. I expect the board is pretty happy.
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priznat posted:Jim Keller is a nonviolent terminator sent from the future to bring Skynet online or something Not soon enough
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Be ironic if Intel's Keller designed architecture sucks and the RajaGPU is outstanding.
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Khorne posted:Keller was mostly responsible for the shelved AMD ARM stuff that never came to light. The people who designed Zen largely still work for AMD. Jim Keller was head of both the K12 and Zen teams [source] It's obviously true that there are still CPU designers working for AMD.
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Apr 26, 2018 19:24
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Shame about k12. I was hoping that'd be a thing.
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Apr 26, 2018 19:32
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Shame about k12. I was hoping that'd be a thing.
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Apr 26, 2018 19:41
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To summon Keller gotta sacrifice a virgin computer architect at draped in layout tape inside a ring buffer while chanting Tomasulo's algorithm backwards
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Apr 26, 2018 21:36
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Intel sacrificed their new devices group to summon forth Keller
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Apr 26, 2018 21:42
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Malcolm XML posted:To summon Keller gotta sacrifice a virgin computer architect at draped in layout tape inside a ring buffer while chanting Tomasulo's algorithm backwards How do you summon Raja?
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:How do you summon Raja? You don't summon him, he shows up on your doorstep drooling and covered in fleas. Then you have to take him in, feed him, and clean up after his messes.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:How do you summon Raja? A pile of cash to attract the 'stache
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1gnoirents posted:Is this news to anybody here? I could have sworn the Intel GPU was like 100% confirmed not for gaming and probably stopped thinking about it but jonathan posted:The curtains don't match the rug. Raja is the Yin to Keller's Yang. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Apr 27, 2018 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:How do you summon Raja? A bad Gacha roll during a 3x summon rate event.
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canyoneer posted:Stock was in the low 20's when he took over 5 years ago, and now it's over 50. I expect the board is pretty happy. It's easy to make your bottom line look good when your headcount gets shotgunned to hell. Nearly everyone on my old team that is still there is doing the work of 3+ people and with the hiring freeze still in place outside of specific project groups, it doesn't look like relief is coming for them anytime soon. The only thing that got Intel off their rear end is literally AMD lighting a Zen Fire underneath it. Otherwise they would still have been dropping quad core/dual core mobile consumer CPU's and charging $1000+ for their HEDT chips like the last few years before Zen. Sure there are probably other bits that pushed the bar, but can you say you've seen this kind of movement from Intel in the past what, 10 years at the speed they are moving since Zen dropped? Now Jim joins the mix because hey, he's done it for everyone else, now Intel can develop the next chip to surpass Core for the first time since
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Apr 26, 2018 22:54
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Jim Keller reveals himself to be none other than, Raja Koduri.
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"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into Raja Koduri.
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Intel: AMD inside
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Even with AMD being competitive, Spectre/Meltdown, and 10nm dead on the vine? Intel posted a record Q1. Client computing (desktop/laptop) up 3%, server up 24%. One interesting point, volume 10nm is now officially pushed into 2019, 3 years late and counting. https://s21.q4cdn.com/600692695/files/doc_financials/2018/Q1/Q1-2018_EarningsRelease-FINAL.pdf
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Cygni posted:Even with AMD being competitive, Spectre/Meltdown, and 10nm dead on the vine? Intel posted a record Q1. Client computing (desktop/laptop) up 3%, server up 24%. Just the Intel's net profit increase alone is only 19x more than AMD's entire profit this quarter  There's AMD financials, and there's is everybody else financials. BobHoward posted:Musk thinks that the biggest near term risk to humanity is the possibility that someone will invent a self-improving AI that will make itself into a malevolent godlike being which will then Skynet us. I can't still cold boot a PC in bloody 2018 instantly and we now talking about omnipotent AI Palladium fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Apr 27, 2018 |
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Palladium posted:Just the Intel's net profit increase alone is only 19x more than AMD's entire profit this quarter Boot time doesn't matter cuz the AI only needs to boot once to kill us all 
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Malcolm XML posted:Tesla is bleeding cash and Elon is notorious for being a poo poo micromanager who talks a big game but has trouble executing on time. Like, it's an especially funny thing to say when Tesla just posted their worst quarterly loss ever of $675 million, and they only ever had two quarters of profitability, one in 2013 and one in 2016. Palladium posted:
There's like a 99.99% correlation between "people who think AI is an immediate threat that will destroy the world" and "people who would destroy the world instantly if you gave them the ability".
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Cygni posted:Wasn't K12 essentially what Qualcomm is shipping in the Centriq 2400? Kinda sounds like they got beaten to the punch. It should've been out right around Zen launch initially IIRC. No one really knows why it was abandoned but the general rumor is that once they saw how good Zen was turning out it got pushed the wayside since they considered a new Intel competitive x86 chip to be a safer financial bet than a server targeted ARM chip.
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Rastor posted:You don't summon him, he shows up on your doorstep drooling and covered in fleas. Then you have to take him in, feed him, and clean up after his messes. Referring to an Indian as a stray animal is pretty disgusting.
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I am very offended
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Cheap Trick posted:Referring to an Indian as a stray animal is pretty disgusting. Yeah that's... Not a good look PC LOAD LETTER posted:AMD basically abandoned their ARM processor. Arm for server is moribund now that hcc x86 exists especially with epyc
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Malcolm XML posted:Arm for server is moribund now that hcc x86 exists especially with epyc
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Cheap Trick posted:Referring to an Indian as a stray animal is pretty disgusting. Malcolm XML posted:Yeah that's... Not a good look I'm sorry the internet is so lovely these days that you thought that was some kind of race thing. 
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Raja is an animal. Look what he did to Vega.
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LRADIKAL posted:Yeah, that Elon guy can't make money at all, sheesh! Telsa is going to be vying with Uber for the most unprofitable company in the history of the world pretty soon
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fishmech posted:There's like a 99.99% correlation between "people who think AI is an immediate threat that will destroy the world" and "people who would destroy the world instantly if you gave them the ability". I mean... *gestures vaguely around*
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:Telsa is going to be vying with Uber for the most unprofitable company in the history of the world pretty soon This got started because someone said something to the effect of "...Keller realized Musk is a loving idiot..." What's your point? Amazon ran a deficit for years, so maybe he's more of a Bezos, except, he's beating Bezos (and ULA, and Russia) with his rocket company. So I guess I'll make the claim that god head Elon will turn Tesla into the most important car company in the history of man. Do you agree that Musk is a loving idiot, or is it that not all of his businesses are profitable?
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