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The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Wait. I haven't listened in 25 years. Is Howard 360 still being talked about on the show?

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Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Gary is so dumb and gross. He doesn't wash himself below the knees in the shower (already what the gently caress) and then he seriously can't figure out why he has recurring foot fungus?

Just ugh.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Richard licks Sal's balls:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cot8FY5PUA

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Former Human posted:

Gary is so dumb and gross. He doesn't wash himself below the knees in the shower (already what the gently caress) and then he seriously can't figure out why he has recurring foot fungus?

Just ugh.

Hahaha, what the gently caress?

Gary, ew.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Former Human posted:

Gary is so dumb and gross. He doesn't wash himself below the knees in the shower (already what the gently caress) and then he seriously can't figure out why he has recurring foot fungus?

Just ugh.

Can he not bend down or is it some excessively neurotic thing related to legs and feet? That's loving horrifying. I feel like my legs and feet sweat the most out of anything on my body, maybe just behind my rear end crack. How can anyone go without a proper scrub???

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

Can he not bend down or is it some excessively neurotic thing related to legs and feet? That's loving horrifying. I feel like my legs and feet sweat the most out of anything on my body, maybe just behind my rear end crack. How can anyone go without a proper scrub???

He's a lazy monkey

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
What did you guys think of Howard's explanation of Alex Jones?

That he's a ........ fake crack pot, and that he doesn't really believe the stuff he says/posts on infowars, but that people are taking it seriously because they're crazy reasons.

I feel like he's trying to cover his rear end. Rather than say "holy gently caress that guy is a nut job" and having some nut job Jones fans threatening him or whatever, his explanation is in a way kind of saying "well I don't know enough about it to really say anything", or "well you know, he's a good guy, but people are taking what he says the wrong way".

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

wesleywillis posted:

What did you guys think of Howard's explanation of Alex Jones?

That he's a ........ fake crack pot, and that he doesn't really believe the stuff he says/posts on infowars, but that people are taking it seriously because they're crazy reasons.

I feel like he's trying to cover his rear end. Rather than say "holy gently caress that guy is a nut job" and having some nut job Jones fans threatening him or whatever, his explanation is in a way kind of saying "well I don't know enough about it to really say anything", or "well you know, he's a good guy, but people are taking what he says the wrong way".

In other words effectively the same approach he's taking with Trump? Say nothing at all controversial to deflect any possible blow back? "I just don't know why he wants to be President" being about all he'll say on the matter as an ardent Hillary supporter.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

wesleywillis posted:

What did you guys think of Howard's explanation of Alex Jones?

That he's a ........ fake crack pot, and that he doesn't really believe the stuff he says/posts on infowars, but that people are taking it seriously because they're crazy reasons.

I feel like he's trying to cover his rear end. Rather than say "holy gently caress that guy is a nut job" and having some nut job Jones fans threatening him or whatever, his explanation is in a way kind of saying "well I don't know enough about it to really say anything", or "well you know, he's a good guy, but people are taking what he says the wrong way".

TBF thats the same stuff Alex Jones was saying at his divorce proceedings.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I always wanted to see Riley and Alex Jones go at it.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Alex Jones is an abhorrent piece of worthless loving garbage for the Sandy Hook bullshit alone.

Everything else is nonsense. That was downright evil. gently caress him, I hope he dies alone and sad.

So far so good!

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Aug 9, 2018

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Alex Jones is an abhorrent piece of worthless loving garbage for the Sandy Hook bullshit alone.

Everything else is nonsense. That was downright evil. gently caress him, I hope he dies alone and sad.

So far so good!

Hi Fred

sorry, I just heard that in Crazy Alice's voice for some reason

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

I'm just about nearing my bi-annuall Eric The Midget listening marathon, and it got me to thinking, how do you think the show would have played out if Jackie were still on the show instead of Artie? Would have have engaged with Eric directly, or just written lines for Howard and Fred?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

an AOL chatroom posted:

I'm just about nearing my bi-annuall Eric The Midget listening marathon, and it got me to thinking, how do you think the show would have played out if Jackie were still on the show instead of Artie? Would have have engaged with Eric directly, or just written lines for Howard and Fred?

You would have heard the jackie laugh every time someone said one of his jokes. I think there never would have been the zero point zero bit.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Bonzo posted:

Hi Fred

sorry, I just heard that in Crazy Alice's voice for some reason

No apology necessary. I would love for her to unload onto him.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Yeah this is Barbara ...Barbara Booey.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Leave it to old man Howard to just now discover ASMR but somehow interpret it as a "new kind of porn" because in his world absolutely everything has to do with pussy.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Former Human posted:

Leave it to old man Howard to just now discover ASMR but somehow interpret it as a "new kind of porn" because in his world absolutely everything has to do with pussy.

Your point is totally valid, but some adherents really do seem to treat it like a new kind of porn.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
From what I've seen on Reddit, ASMR is basically porn

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
I listen to ASMR to go to sleep most nights. It's actually pretty pleasant. :shrug:

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

its also very fuckin weird

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

It would be easier (and perhaps even less embarrassing) to explain to someone what you were doing if they walked in on you watching porn versus walked in on you watching ASMR videos.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sand Monster posted:

It would be easier (and perhaps even less embarrassing) to explain to someone what you were doing if they walked in on you watching porn versus walked in on you watching ASMR videos.

Well, you probably wouldn't have your dick in your hand in the second situation. :)

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

prefect posted:

Well, you probably wouldn't have your dick in your hand in the second situation. :)

naive.txt right here.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Can’t stop laughing at JD owl hoots

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

naive.txt right here.

:newlol:

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Call my Dice Clay but most of the ASMR videos I've found are young women whispering about their to day day events which seems like torture. Either that or it's just the sound of people eating which is disgusting.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Bonzo posted:

Call my Dice Clay but most of the ASMR videos I've found are young women whispering about their to day day events which seems like torture. Either that or it's just the sound of people eating which is disgusting.

"Whaddaya, a homo? OWWWWW!"

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
seriously though if you know nothing about ASMR and decide to fall down that k-hole and the first poo poo you see is like these weird girlfriend roleplays and up-close kissing videos, you might get that impression at first glance

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Former Human posted:

Leave it to old man Howard to just now discover ASMR but somehow interpret it as a "new kind of porn" because in his world absolutely everything has to do with pussy.

I just discovered it like a month ago. I know nothing about it, but I assume it was created because cam whores figured out this was the best way to not do porn on Twitch.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

an AOL chatroom posted:

I'm just about nearing my bi-annuall Eric The Midget listening marathon, and it got me to thinking, how do you think the show would have played out if Jackie were still on the show instead of Artie? Would have have engaged with Eric directly, or just written lines for Howard and Fred?

It would have sucked since half the fun was Artie just saying " Bye Eric" in the middle of every call and sending Eric into a tizzy fit every single time.

"Shut...the...fu..ck...up...FatA..ss....I wouldn't..wear paj..am..as...to work....if..I..had..a.....job".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcazpRR9vIw

Viktor
Nov 12, 2005

Bonzo posted:

Call my Dice Clay but most of the ASMR videos I've found are young women whispering about their to day day events which seems like torture. Either that or it's just the sound of people eating which is disgusting.

High pitch doing asmr on twitch needs to happen!

“This is Kelly clarkson.... tingle tingle”

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
You can now get Top Shelf Likkaah in Ontario

https://topshelfdistillers.com/

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Bonzo posted:

You can now get Top Shelf Likkaah in Ontario

https://topshelfdistillers.com/

I'm eggszstremely dumbfoundedd

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Thos inderns were dringking dop zhelf ligger owl night long.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

wesleywillis posted:

Thos inderns were dringking dop zhelf ligger owl night long.

Not one loving buyback all night long. gently caress you, douche!!!!

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
You loving wannabe, you were a seven-year intern and after all time all you're doing is tending bar, gently caress you!

(I realized I can probably do the whole Tracy/Grillo thing from memory at this point)

(gently caress Benjy, bring back Tracy)

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
It's weird that no one ever says "What the gently caress is a buyback??" to this entitled bitch Tracy, I've never been in a bar in my life where the bartender pays to buy the loving customers drinks (or whatever this denotes).
I've been in plenty where the bartender steals from the bar to give us things, but that's obviously kind of a "If you can't do it because the boss is watching, I get it" thing.


Obviously Grillo is a complete idiot piece of poo poo, but that doesn't make this insane intern wrangler not wrong. If Baba Booey had done Tracy's part of this famous and hilarious spiel, he'd still be getting shat on for it everywhere, always.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Yeah I've never heard of a buyback, I thought it was like New Yorker terminology or something.

It does sound like Grillo was completely wrong though, he offered free drinks, and then didn't make good on it. Don't offer that if you can't make good on it. If there's stipulations on what they can order you should tell them. According to Steve Brandano it was only one intern that ordered the dobb zhelv ligga, he said everyone else was ordering beers.

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Mexican Radio
Jan 5, 2007

mombo with your jombo?
I've only been to one bar that did buybacks, a divey corner bar in south Philly. After your second beer the bartender would put a poker chip by your beer and it basically means "next one's on the house".

I'd never expect that at a place in midtown Manhattan, though.

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