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Lord_Hambrose
Nov 21, 2008

*a foul hooting fills the air*



BULBASAUR posted:

RIP horus, dragged down by 300 rending 2 point idiots

He never had a chance. :smith:

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Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

BULBASAUR posted:

RIP horus, dragged down by 300 rending 2 point idiots
I think this is the canonical death of Dorn.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Depends on whether you believe a Chaos flagship to be filled with 2 point or 13 point idiots.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
Didn't they retcon it in 41k, since they need to sell Dorn's model?

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

BULBASAUR posted:

Didn't they retcon it in 41k, since they need to sell Dorn's model?

Yeah, now they only have his hand instead of like a corpse + a hand or something like that

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


Dorn has only ever been maybe dead. In the original fluff all they found was his hand and it was deliberately left mysterious like with most of the Primarchs save Robert who was in a tube on blue man homeworld, Curze who lost his head over a woman in tight leather, and Horus who was told how disappointed daddy was.

Oh and Sanguinius who tripped over and has been the subject of a coverup to avoid a galaxy shaking workplace health and safety scandal.

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


long-rear end nips Diane posted:

Yeah, now they only have his hand instead of like a corpse + a hand or something like that

I thought it was always just the hand?

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
Call us the Imperial Hands

Hixson
Mar 27, 2009

Here’s my 1500 ZM List

Rite of War: Guard of the Crimson King

HQ: Magnus the Red
Troops: 5 Sekhmet w/ combi plasma
Troops: 5 Sekhmet w/ combi plasma

Elites: 10 ML1 Veteran tactical marines w/ combi plasma

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Endman posted:

I thought it was always just the hand?

Nah, in older fluff they had his whole skeleton and used it for ceremonies.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Endman posted:

Dorn has only ever been maybe dead. In the original fluff all they found was his hand and it was deliberately left mysterious like with most of the Primarchs save Robert who was in a tube on blue man homeworld, Curze who lost his head over a woman in tight leather, and Horus who was told how disappointed daddy was.

Oh and Sanguinius who tripped over and has been the subject of a coverup to avoid a galaxy shaking workplace health and safety scandal.

They've directly stated that Lion El'Johnson is kept on ice in the Dark Angels' basement.

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Cessna posted:

They've directly stated that Lion El'Johnson is kept on ice in the Dark Angels' basement.
Yeah, that's been a thing for a long time. They will absolutely bring him back in 40k at some point. There's even a plot hook now that Luther has somehow escaped the Rock and is gathering a bunch of Fallen somewhere in the Eye of Terror.

Ghazk
May 11, 2007

I can see EVERYTHING

Endman posted:

Oh and Sanguinius who tripped over and has been the subject of a coverup to avoid a galaxy shaking workplace health and safety scandal.

The Emperor killed Sanguinius. #conspiracytheories

head58
Apr 1, 2013

Chaos swords can’t cut iron necks.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



Wasn't Dorn last seen impersonating a Custodes in the Imperial Palace? Or am I thinking of a different primarch?

tallkidwithglasses
Feb 7, 2006

moths posted:

Wasn't Dorn last seen impersonating a Custodes in the Imperial Palace? Or am I thinking of a different primarch?

The only primarch who’s currently custodes height is Ferrus Manus.

Salynne
Oct 25, 2007

tallkidwithglasses posted:

The only primarch who’s currently custodes height is Ferrus Manus.

:yeah:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

tallkidwithglasses posted:

The only primarch who’s currently custodes height is Ferrus Manus.

Pretty sure the Primarchs stood head and shoulders above a custode so even now he should be at least a little taller?

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Ferrus Manus is a superhumanllet.

Broken Record Talk
Jul 28, 2009

A three-hundred thousand degree baptism by nuclear fire;
we had it coming.
How is the PNWCon Twitch stream not on here? So much mad.

tallkidwithglasses
Feb 7, 2006

Broken Record Talk posted:

How is the PNWCon Twitch stream not on here? So much mad.

Today was a great and mad day.


Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
:rip: Panascope

Killer_Bees!
Dec 25, 2005

I, for one, welcome
our new insect overlords.
Buglord

tallkidwithglasses posted:

Today was a great and mad day.




this is good, veeeeeeeeery good!

I raise you a Shiny bois having a punch up with Bitter bois today



Killer_Bees! fucked around with this message at 09:04 on Sep 23, 2018

xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

You may have won in "objectives", "points" and "kills", but that does not mean you won in the traditional manner of the Iron warriors (volume of krak and bolter fire).



Also note that Killer Bees does not disclose that he had to PHOSPHEX a poor villager's crops in order to gain a slight advantage over our superior warriors.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
That map is so cover-less

tallkidwithglasses
Feb 7, 2006

xutech posted:

Also note that Killer Bees does not disclose that he had to PHOSPHEX a poor villager's crops in order to gain a slight advantage over our superior warriors.

Nothing wrong with a little war crimes between battle brothers.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

JcDent posted:

That map is so cover-less

It does seem a little bowling ball. Were the fields at LoS blocking or something?

DrPop
Aug 22, 2004


Killer_Bees! posted:

this is good, veeeeeeeeery good!

I raise you a Shiny bois having a punch up with Bitter bois today



The launchers on these guys are great, xutech.

Killer_Bees!
Dec 25, 2005

I, for one, welcome
our new insect overlords.
Buglord

Schadenboner posted:

It does seem a little bowling ball. Were the fields at LoS blocking or something?

The store ran out of terrain as there was about 5 other tables going as well

Also I totally cheated by over watching with my Terminators.. I am a monster

Booley
Apr 25, 2010
I CAN BARELY MAKE IT A WEEK WITHOUT ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE
Grimey Drawer
10 goons, 9 painted armies, lots of mad, a story in photos
https://imgur.com/a/VhOIloj





https://imgur.com/a/Cizi7WS



Lord_Hambrose
Nov 21, 2008

*a foul hooting fills the air*



Killer_Bees! posted:

Also I totally cheated by over watching with my Terminators.. I am a monster

You have truly captured the spirit of 30k.

xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tocUwzj4dRo

tallkidwithglasses
Feb 7, 2006

Booley posted:

10 goons, 9 painted armies, lots of mad, a story in photos
https://imgur.com/a/VhOIloj





https://imgur.com/a/Cizi7WS





These all rule but the best picture is The Warmasters Defeat.

Good work, remembrancer. The crusade will always remember panascope slain by davinite lager.

Booley
Apr 25, 2010
I CAN BARELY MAKE IT A WEEK WITHOUT ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE
Grimey Drawer

tallkidwithglasses posted:

These all rule but the best picture is The Warmasters Defeat.

Good work, remembrancer. The crusade will always remember panascope slain by davinite lager.

You mean this one?

Booley fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Sep 24, 2018

tallkidwithglasses
Feb 7, 2006

Booley posted:

You mean this one?


Mmm yeah that’s the stuff

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
Etin please do the good lords work and make that his avatar

tallkidwithglasses
Feb 7, 2006
Have some LensFX from the hamslam.







ijyt
Apr 10, 2012

You’re getting good at those.

Killer_Bees!
Dec 25, 2005

I, for one, welcome
our new insect overlords.
Buglord

Booley posted:

10 goons, 9 painted armies, lots of mad, a story in photos
https://imgur.com/a/VhOIloj





https://imgur.com/a/Cizi7WS





Hnnnnng so much fantastic heresy :awesomelon: well done lads!

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BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
Big thanks for Booley for being our dedicated combat photographer. These events are awesome and he lets us share this awesome with the rest of the world.

PNW is now very hard for Zone Mortalis. How were the AT games?

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