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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

She was Penelope right.

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

I got a pretty good laugh at how she admitted to jerking it to men loving rubber dolls. To be honest I was never really into her Comedy Central show except for Brian Posehn. Howard got her sounding vulnerable on his show and I got pulled in, but I watched a couple episodes of her hulu show and she didn't come off as good, but she is technically a Disney princess so how can't I love her?

It would have been years ago but I remember her telling Stern, or maybe Kimmel did, that she loves to watch homegrown porn but then feels guilty and dirty afterwards.

So like the rest of us.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I always thought she was kinda hot, but I've been told I have weird taste in women. So if you don't think she's hot then, well, yeah, I do because I've got weird taste in women....

I guess she's funny sometimes too.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

She got naked in a shower scene for a movie a bunch of years ago, she def hot. Or, was, that might've been close to 10 years ago now maybe idk

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

beep by grandpa posted:

She got naked in a shower scene for a movie a bunch of years ago, she def hot. Or, was, that might've been close to 10 years ago now maybe idk

Was her WHOLE VAGINA AND rear end in a top hat HANGING OUT?!

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

beep by grandpa posted:

She got naked in a shower scene for a movie a bunch of years ago, she def hot. Or, was, that might've been close to 10 years ago now maybe idk

LOL no that shower scene was the opposite of hot.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Edit: the only thing I remember about that scene is that she had bush, which is awesome. Source: I've seen more porn than I ever thought I would.

euphronius posted:

She was Penelope right.

Vannelope, but yes, from Wreck-It-Ralph.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

My god Ronnie got demolished yesterday

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

euphronius posted:

My god Ronnie got demolished yesterday

And today. The last 20 min or so was just defeated Ronnie where he just agreed with what everyone said.

yeah yeah you're right. I'm a loving liar. Yep you got me. Whatever you say man.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

MrMidnight posted:

And today. The last 20 min or so was just defeated Ronnie where he just agreed with what everyone said.

yeah yeah you're right. I'm a loving liar. Yep you got me. Whatever you say man.

I love his passive aggressive “Ok”

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
Looks like Sal recorded a robocall https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/andrew-gillum-racist-robocall_us_5bcf47a2e4b055bc9485320d?9u

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

I haven’t heard it but I read the quotes from it in sals “black” voice.

I don’t listen much anymore does he still do stupid racist poo poo all the time?

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

literally the first thing I thought of when I first heard.

" Please vote for Nick Gears and his running mate Phil Thee Coloreds".

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
Sarah Silverman has done other sex scenes since the awful shower one and they were pretty hot.

I wonder if she made Louis C. K. rub his midget cock on the phone when they talked.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

euphronius posted:

My god Ronnie got demolished yesterday

You know you're in for a good 30 minute reaming of someone when Howard opens the show with "I wasn't even going to bring this up, but..."

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

DeadBonesBrook posted:

Sarah Silverman has done other sex scenes since the awful shower one and they were pretty hot.

I wonder if she made Louis C. K. rub his midget cock on the phone when they talked.

Smurf cock.

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Memet is really shaping up to become a great back office character, hopefully he doesn't burn up like some of the others.

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Howard keeps talking about a scorched earth policy, it really make wonder...

If somebody was finally successful, and sued Howard, how much of Hollywood would fall apart?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

Howard keeps talking about a scorched earth policy, it really make wonder...

If somebody was finally successful, and sued Howard, how much of Hollywood would fall apart?

I can't imagine there would be any huge uproar. Look at the poo poo that routinely happens there, and they haven't stopped yet. That director who's a pedophile just got a ten-million-dollar contract to make some movie.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

Howard keeps talking about a scorched earth policy, it really make wonder...

If somebody was finally successful, and sued Howard, how much of Hollywood would fall apart?

Hollywood are all self-obsessed sycophants that give themselves a 10 million dollar awards ceremony every single year for doing the one thing they're supposed to do and the Harvey Weinstein scandal didn't do poo poo to it so how would an irrelevant shock jock from the 1990s do any better

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

Memet is really shaping up to become a great back office character, hopefully he doesn't burn up like some of the others.

We're only allowed a quarterly blowout with the new format. So I wouldn't expect much out of it but I agree. Memet is the new Jason. People hate him but deal with him because they have to for some reason.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Memet and Benjy are fantastic because they're the only two who seem to hold true to the channel's original "No More Bullshit" mandate and aren't afraid to go against the rest of the kiss asses, headed up by Brent and Gary. The increasingly and sadly rare times when we get to see some truth on the show are a breath of fresh air and a reminder of the way the show used to be, and it seems like it only happens when it's Benjy or Memet instigating it. Benjy in particular seems to take advantage of his exceedingly infrequent in-studio appearances to go against the grain and even outright trolling at times (the most recent example being the shot at Howard's teeth which I think had the exact intended results).

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

hopefully he doesn't burn up like some of the others.

Wha-wha-wha-what what areyoutalkingabout? Annnnnnnnd now the music of Staind. gently caress, Scott. Gimme a band. I already did Simon and Gaaarfunkel.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


I--I--I---I---have some things I want to say I--I---I--- gently caress you Ralph, gently caress YOU RALPH

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Sand Monster posted:

Memet and Benjy are fantastic because they're the only two who seem to hold true to the channel's original "No More Bullshit" mandate and aren't afraid to go against the rest of the kiss asses, headed up by Brent and Gary. The increasingly and sadly rare times when we get to see some truth on the show are a breath of fresh air and a reminder of the way the show used to be, and it seems like it only happens when it's Benjy or Memet instigating it. Benjy in particular seems to take advantage of his exceedingly infrequent in-studio appearances to go against the grain and even outright trolling at times (the most recent example being the shot at Howard's teeth which I think had the exact intended results).

While the Memet stuff was good for what it was, I wouldn't want that all the time.... like it just seems like the guy is an idiot that is easily triggered.

He would bring up some point that felt like he was speaking the truth ("I've been begging to be in on the morning meeting!") and then when someone calls him out on it and asked who said he couldn't be there, he moved onto a new topic and rinse and repeat.

He's not speaking the truth, he is just paranoid about how everyone is out to get him.

And how can they poo poo on Richard and Benjy for not recording his good in the lottery line, but then Memet is claiming to be sitting on tons of good ideas that he is not sharing, for some reason. And then his idea about pointing out that the staff was too PC wasn't what made the bit great, it was Memet's reaction to it. I think Gary, or whoever it was, was right when they said that Memet doesn't realize what makes him good on the show. It's not his ideas, it's how he is so easily triggered

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Astro7x posted:

He's not speaking the truth, he is just paranoid about how everyone is out to get him.

What I enjoy more is about him calling attention to things that no one else will. He may not even go all out, but it's a hell of a lot further than anyone else will take it. If nothing else, him being unafraid to bring up topics like the PC changes on the show (I agree that his arguments yesterday weren't well prepared, but his previous comments on Wendy the Retard from the last time he was in the studio were on point), Gary's being a lovely producer and a limousine liberal, Robin for being against him (which is likely because he doesn't fawn over her like everyone else does), Brent and Jason parroting Rachel Maddow, but mostly just how everyone just constantly kisses Howard's rear end (Howard's comment that he doesn't talk to anyone or whatever was a weak defection).

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Saw something in my fakebook feed from the HSS, it was a picture of (I assume) memet, and the caption said something about he says he's gotten the most ball breaking of anyone ever on the show..............

Yup, he said that.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






wesleywillis posted:

Saw something in my fakebook feed from the HSS, it was a picture of (I assume) memet, and the caption said something about he says he's gotten the most ball breaking of anyone ever on the show..............

Yup, he said that.

Memet is a fuckin moron, but he raises a good question: Who has had their balls busted the most in show history? For me it's a toss-up between Gary and Jackie.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

haljordan posted:

Memet is a fuckin moron, but he raises a good question: Who has had their balls busted the most in show history? For me it's a toss-up between Gary and Jackie.

Yeah. Maybe grillo for sheer cruelty, although Gary used to get it really bad in the early years.

Although he never did stop taking stupid pills and dumb dumb capsules.

Price Check
Oct 9, 2012

haljordan posted:

Memet is a fuckin moron, but he raises a good question: Who has had their balls busted the most in show history? For me it's a toss-up between Gary and Jackie.

Jackie doesn't have the longevity. It's either Gary or Scott.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Price Check posted:

Jackie doesn't have the longevity. It's either Gary or Scott.

I was going to mention that Gary's been there the longest. It's absolutely him, no contest. Scott might be second place.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

How about Lisa G, who got ridiculed constantly for years and then laid off without a word :whitewater:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

beep by grandpa posted:

How about Lisa G, who got ridiculed constantly for years and then laid off without a word :whitewater:

That busty vixen? Nah.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






beep by grandpa posted:

How about Lisa G, who got ridiculed constantly for years and then laid off without a word :whitewater:

I mean, she did take shits at work...

hanales
Nov 3, 2013
I don’t think Gary takes the kind of abuse he did at the beginning. Especially as it got defused onto other people. Like Ronnie is abused way more than Gary in the last few years.

Scott is a good one too.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I'm still a day off, so looking forward to another Memet meltdown. But can we talk about that Jonah Hill interview? That was just loving weird. I saw all posts on Reddit about him being a douche bag, but that whole thing sounded like a preacher without a religion. Hevwas trying so hard to convince Howard about being enlightened that came off as desperation, like he was trying really hard to believe himself. It made me look up the Kimmel clip and while I do think it was a bit of an unexpected knock, his reaction was pretty odd. It ended up linking toa video of him being interviewed for Superbad by a guy that is just trolling him and he flips out about what everyone wants him to be and what not. Guy clearly has some issues and is having a hell of a time kicking them. In the end it was a bad interview I just kinda felt sorry for him...

Lifespan fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Oct 26, 2018

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Generally Howard and Jonah have a good chat, but this time Howard seemed to challenge Jonah more, and I also think Jonah is a bit fried from all of his promotion. Generally, I dislike it whenever a fat dude acts so offended by fat jokes, yeah it hurts, get over it. Also, it was weird how Jonah was already apologizing over the dialogue of his characters. I'm looking forward to seeing the movie, but if Howard is saying he didn't see, fans of the show can assume his opinion of the movie. It really wasn't one of Jonahs best interviews.

E; Also I'm wondering if that line about censoring the past wasn't a dig at the Howard's replay channel. Which reminds me, this week on Sternthology they played a Howie Mandel interview after Howard left AGT, and him and Robin really tear in to him in it. Totally recommend listening to it if you haven't before.

Johnny-on-the-Spot fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Oct 26, 2018

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I really like Jonah's work, both comedy and drama, and will likely rent the movie once it hits VOD as I'm a similar age to him and probably can relate to it. And I agree, his previous interviews have been good because he is a fan and can mesh with the show. But man... this one was hard to listen to. Especially coming in the day after Silverman who always nails it with Howard.

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Jonah really messed up with the interview, I understand not wanting to talk about the loss of his brother and all, but when he let it slip he was in a relationship and in love but wouldn't elaborate on it, it only made it more mysterious and is probably gonna attract more attention to it. Jonahs guard was too far up it made for a bad interview.

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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

Jonahs guard was too far up it made for a bad interview.

Good call. The best interviews aren't exactly the ones that spill everything, but actively avoiding really basic questions doesn't play well. Just like how Ronnie could have diffused the mess of the week by saying "someone else Photoshopped that and I totally looked the other way and I admit it is funny", Jonah trying to protect anything personal beyond his new mantra just came across as super fake.

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