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bit of a logistical p[roblem i got here as i gots a biggerooni amt of maple syrup (tjeoretically) that i need to get across the border w/o authorities noticing but have no idea how to do it and not get caught, in theory
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my first thought was dialysis to replace someones blood w/ maple syrup and then take the maple syrup out and put the blood back in after they got across i was told this was potentially not a workable plan
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Dec 31, 2020 05:49
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pipeline ![:colbert: :colbert:](https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif)
opssibly connecting a bunch of straws together and then siphoning from a vat on one side into a tub on the other?
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Dec 31, 2020 05:56
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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cut off the water supply to Niagara Falls and replace it with syrup.
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Dec 31, 2020 06:13
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i like to think INTO canada
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Dec 31, 2020 07:05
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i like to think INTO canada
correvct
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Dec 31, 2020 07:26
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i am dodging maple syruyp import tariffs and bringing 100% pure golden sticky vermont in (as a thought experiemtn)
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Dec 31, 2020 07:28
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Wondering about maybe pouring it into jeans, and then wearing the jeans across and squeezing out the syrup as I get 9n the other side (as a purely speculative fiction, in the mind)
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Dec 31, 2020 07:47
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jeans theyll expect, you gotta m ake it socks
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Dec 31, 2020 07:48
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supposing wild animals can cross the border fairly freely, what if you soak it into some small woodland creatures, let them cross the border, then squeeze it back out?
![](https://i.imgur.com/jBL7EMT.gif)
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Dec 31, 2020 08:13
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supposing wild animals can cross the border fairly freely, what if you soak it into some small woodland creatures, let them cross the border, then squeeze it back out?
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Dec 31, 2020 13:12
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Grow a sugar maple right on the border and then put the tap in on the north side.
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Dec 31, 2020 13:27
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We got so much maple syrup here though we're shipping it to Germany for funsies.
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Dec 31, 2020 13:28
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smuggle it through in a shipment of pumpkin spice
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Dec 31, 2020 14:11
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I move mine in the wiper fluid compartment of my automobile
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Dec 31, 2020 14:19
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hollowed out hockey sticks
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Dec 31, 2020 14:53
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actually officer it’s heroine
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Dec 31, 2020 16:40
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One day nearer spring
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have you ever seen "the road warrior"?
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Dec 31, 2020 17:28
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- google THIS
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Border agent: Are you all right, sir? You look ill.
Me: I just need to use the bathroom. (sloshing sounds as I fidget in my seat) Do you know where I can find one? Past the checkpoint, of course. (lets out a maple-scented fart)
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Dec 31, 2020 20:07
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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You got to just play it real smooth and jazz that syrup across, with the jazz.
Do you feel me?
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Jan 1, 2021 01:07
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Put it in a barrel and send it over Niagara falls.
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Jan 1, 2021 01:10
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can you send a barrel back up niagara falls?
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Jan 1, 2021 01:14
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need to smuggle a :LOT of empty, sticky barrels across the US border (theoretical)
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Jan 1, 2021 01:25
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Maybe the real maple syrup we smuggled across the Canadian border was the friends we made along the way
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Jan 1, 2021 01:42
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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leave it somewhere near the border and then have that location declared an enclave of Canada. boom done
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Jan 1, 2021 04:53
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write "canadian" on it and when you go through the border, tell the mounties you're returning stolen property
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Jan 1, 2021 05:34
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fire it over in cannon balls and claim you're re-enacting the war of 1812
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Jan 1, 2021 08:31
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Simple, you just need several orders of pancakes and waffles
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Jan 1, 2021 09:59
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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What you got to do is dilute that goopy tree-love-juice!
* 1 part per 100.
*Ship it over in old oak casks, labeled as water (no tax in water of course, unless magic water)
*Heat it a lot
*Syrup is back, alriiight!
You can also dilute the pancake batter the same way.
Theoretically!
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Jan 1, 2021 11:18
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Pouring maple syrup into a hole until the maple syrup grpundswell reaches a certain level and extracting it with a well on the other side
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Jan 1, 2021 12:28
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Label the containers "cannabis oil"
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Jan 1, 2021 12:35
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Trained. Raccoons.
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Jan 1, 2021 12:41
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Pouring maple syrup into a hole until the maple syrup grpundswell reaches a certain level and extracting it with a well on the other side
Looking for a Canadian girlfriend so I can watch her pour maple syrup on a tampon 1x/month (in metric)
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