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MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter

Pragmatica posted:

It’s a pretty good story.

I like his dentistry one better

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Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
hey here is a trailer where we dont show anything about the game but we have the sk1 f1 assholes that nobody likes shouting their stupid catchphrases! buy our game!

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
I hope Mazepin lasts long enough this weekend to either crash into Max or force him off track (possibly into a wall).

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
i hope ferrari wins op

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

mazepinned in a burning wreck

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


the f1 game needs to add VR and then change nothing ever again, its fine.

Waiting to hear the thread's opinions on today's epic pressers

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

learnincurve posted:

I do small roast beef joints in my ninja air fryer and you can’t stop me.
I support you using an air fryer because it involves less gaslighting.

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Mazepin sucks tremendously. This is known.

But exactly how much does he suck? This is up for debate. It needs further research. We need to figure out who among us is most in tune with Mazepin's Suck Levels for any given race.

Assorted person-like entities of the thread, I invite you all to:

:siren: THE WHEEL OF MAZESPIN :siren:

There are no wheels involved, except for Mazepin's as they go bouncing away from his car. The rules are simple:

Guess Which Lap Mazepin will crash out of the race on (points awarded based on proximity. If you get it exactly right, you get 7 points, one lap off, 6 points, etc.). Imola has 62 laps.

Guess Which Turn Mazepin will crash out of the race on (Same scoring as the lap guess, but 3 points max). Imola has 19 turns.

Gift of Prophecy: Tell us some other fact about the race to prove your prophetic chops. Will Mazepin take someone out with him? Will he spin in every practice session? Will he get blue flagged on lap 4? Amusing guesses only.

Are there prizes? No@ Will I remember to score this? Probably not!

POCKET CHOMP
Jul 20, 2003

me irl.
sounds like an incredible amount of effort op, thus i won't be participating or caring about it, also ferrari owns, hth

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

POCKET CHOMP posted:

sounds like an incredible amount of effort op, thus i won't be participating or caring about it, also ferrari owns, hth

:hmmyes:

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together

TheBacon
Feb 8, 2012

#essereFerrari

Maybe they can use the podium champagne for his enema

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

TheBacon posted:

Maybe they can use the podium champagne for his enema

He's far too big an rear end in a top hat for that

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

POCKET CHOMP posted:

sounds like an incredible amount of effort op, thus i won't be participating or caring about it, also ferrari owns, hth

I agree that it sounds like too much work. Also Ferrari sucks and must be destroyed.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Sky lost sound and it’s glorious.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
FOM are using the first part of this session to show helicopter shots and nothing of the cars.

E: it’s back but it was super pretty and awesome while it lasted

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
Turned it on, saw Mazepin in the gravel and lmao

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Revoke his super licence

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

spaceblancmange posted:

Revoke his super licence

And rob us of entertainment. Never!

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Custard Undies posted:

And rob us of entertainment. Never!

I get all the entertainment I can handle from the driver pairings in the Thursday press conferences

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
http://mazesp.in/

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
This b-crew qualifying commentary team sucks but is so much better than Crofty.

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

spaceblancmange posted:

I get all the entertainment I can handle from the driver pairings in the Thursday press conferences

:xd:

Alright you win this round OP!

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

Perez Ocon crash.

Just like old times :allears:

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Lol this track is a car killer.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
SecondRBDriver.exe activated

Dictator.
May 13, 2007

#Blessed

boop the snoot posted:

SecondRBDriver.exe activated

hope his car isn't too hosed

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Dictator. posted:

hope his car isn't too hosed

Looks like it was Ocon hitting his rear tyre which spun him with relatively little damage to the red bull, but did nork Ocon’s steering.

Dictator.
May 13, 2007

#Blessed

learnincurve posted:

Looks like it was Ocon hitting his rear tyre which spun him with relatively little damage to the red bull, but did nork Ocon’s steering.

didn't see the replay of that just yet, but likely that his tire didn't just explode on his own, unless imola is cursed for RB :ghost:

Dictator. fucked around with this message at 10:49 on Apr 16, 2021

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Is chuck taking the session off or something

E oh there he is

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Crofty is permanently dropped from FP1, it’s going to be Nat and Rachel for the rest of the season.

Lol he’s a loving joke

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Mazespin rocks

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Lol mazepin has spun it again

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

Ahahahahhahahahaah

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Seriously how the gently caress

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I wonder if Geunther is happy about the idiot he is stuck with spinning out every lap

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
He’s going to get out road side which is why they cut to the pit Lane I bet

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

I demand a permanent live feed from Günther's face

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

learnincurve posted:

Seriously how the gently caress

"Finding the limits" according to sky :xd:

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a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

boop the snoot posted:

I wonder if Geunther is happy about the idiot he is stuck with spinning out every lap

I guess he's happy that his dad is paying him.

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