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WRECKER 6: Trideohead   HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 00 Luxe: -3 DR: 0 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air Augs [2/2]: Spinal Array (LVL1) +1 Scan Range. Hunter-Killer Cortex (LVL1) When attacking in Ambush, exhaust all Power to multiply damage by 1d4; Power is not spent on a 1. Class Abilities: IED Salvage creates a Remote Bomb. Demolitionist Place or Detonate Bombs as a FreeENC OSHAT Expanded Improv Table. Kludge Crafting penalties reduced by 2 Reboot Complete The world swam back into focus for Trideohead, blurs of color resolving themselves into forms and figures—fellow wreckers, a few stars of the See, an agent of Kapital, a precariously balanced internal partition, almost, almost fully detached from its surroundings. Artifice of the show runners, in all likelihood, but a welcome one, at the moment. Trideo confidently strode up and provided the necessary impetus, pushing the wall toppling towards the Seestars. “Hm. My Apologies for the Lack of Introduktion. My higher Functions were temporarily suspended. But now, I am operational once more. Although… perhaps not at peak Efficiency. It will take Time to recoup that.” Improvise [1d8]=1 Junk Tower! Seestar [1d6]=5 Seestar [1d6]=6 Tardigraider [1d6]=2
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WRECKER 3:Specimen J-17      code:--Feed live-- "Oh hey weird meats purveyor. Got an order for ya after this hulk goes aggro on some optics. ENC: Shooting Hacked Camera to the SW [1d8]=4 Wishlist: Depth Hazmat.
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WRECKER 13: These-Gains-Are-For-God Osmiund HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Scrap: 04 Luxe: 00 DR: 0 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air Tokens: Augs [1/5]: Hunter-Killer Cortex: When attacking in Ambush, exhaust all Power to multiply damage by 1d4; Power is not spent on a 1. Retreat (squid) to 201 [/quote]
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WRECKER 15: Beaufer Jingco   HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 05 Luxe: 05  DR: 2 HazDR: N/A D-Augs: Meta-Static (Gain a Missile Attack: 1d6/2 Spectral; if target has non-Warp hazard tokens, it gains another token of each non-Warp type it possesses.) Augs [1/1]: Charged Myoservos (LVL1) (Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.) ENC: Beaufer Jingco meta-statics [1d6]=3 the Blackfathom Tanker fENC: Spend 1 power on Hardlight Decoy
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  1. Barnacle Gus Gus takes 1 damage to mimic Dvolution! >Gus receives 1 Warp! Gus spends 2 Med and gains 1 Buff! Gus Improvises…Industrial Equipment collapses, hitting Tardigraider! Tardigraider misses Gus! Gus loses 1 Buff and gains 1 HP! Tardigraider takes 10 DAMAGE and is destroyed! >Gus receives Balance Balancer! >Gus receives Gold Reward Crate…it contains 5 Scrap and PneumaRipper!   2. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD R0ZE takes Cover! Evasion +1! R0ZE activates Hardlight Decoy! Deep-6 misses R0ZEGOLD! Mariner 1 misses R0ZEGOLD! Mariner 2 misses R0ZEGOLD! Gazer Bream hits R0ZEGOLD from NW, but is foiled by Hardlight Decoy! >R0ZEGOLD receives 1 Warp! 3. Specimen J-17 J-17 hits Hacked Camera to SW! >+1L 4. Upyrass Gattahell Ambush! posted:Gattahell hits Grunt! Turret hits Gattahell! >Turret lays down Suppression! Power Attack! Gattahell hits Hacked Cam! Gattahell takes no damage (reduced from 2)! Hacked Cam takes 2 damage and is destroyed! >+1L 5. The Matador Matador uses Crisis Cuttler…Cuttler is not Preserved! Matador attempts to Retreat! Hacked Cam’s Upscale fails…no Blackfathom present! Tardigraider loses targeting! Matador Retreats to 800!  6. Trideohead / 11. Thoraxpen DuBel / 13. Gains Osmiund Ambush! posted:Urchin misses Trideohead! Trideohead Improvises…Junk Tower topples! >Seestar 1 is hit! >Seestar 2 is hit! >Tardigraider avoids damage! Thoraxpen spends 1 Scrap to activate Magneto-Mantle! Power Attack! Thoraxpen hits Tardigrader! Seestar 1 misses Thoraxpen! Redirect! Seestar 1 hits Urchin! Backlash! >Seestar 1 Attaches to Discreet Urchin! Seestar 2 loses Targeting! Urchin hits Trideohead! Tardigraider misses Thoraxpen! Redirect! Tardigraider misses Seestar 2! Trideohead takes 1 damage! Seestar 1 takes 8 Damage and is destroyed! Seestar 2 takes 5 Damage and is destroyed! Tardigraider takes 4 damage and is destroyed! >Thoraxpen receives Balance Balancer! >Thoraxpen receives Gold Reward Crate…it contains 5 Scrap and ExtendAir!  Gains Retreats to 201! Erin is here. 8. Baudolino P.D.F. / 15. Beaufer Jingco Baudolino takes Cover! Baudolino hits Seestar! Beaufer activates Hardlight Decoy! Beaufer misses Tanker! Seestar misses Baudolino! Tanker hits Baudolino! Baudolino takes no damage (reduced from 1) and 1 Poison! 9. Maru Lokka Maru hits Turret! Turret hits Maru! >Turret lays down Suppression! Tardigrader misses Maru! Maru takes 1 damage (reduced from 2)! Turret takes 2 damage and is destroyed! 10. Cessate Roboto Ambush! posted:Urchin misses Cessate! Urchin misses Cessate! Cessate Retreats to 705!   12. Celebr ET Celebr ET Improvises…Exposed Conduits overload! >Seestar 1 avoids the hazard! >Seestar 2 avoids the hazard! >Seestar 3 avoids the hazard! >Seestar 4 is hit! >Seestar 5 avoids the hazard! >Crushclaw is hit! >Hacked Cam is hit! >Turret avoids the hazard! Hacked Cam is Incapacitated! Turret misses Celebr ET! >Turret lays down Suppression! Seestar 1 misses Celebr ET! Seestar 2 misses Celebr ET! Seestar 3 misses Celebr ET! Seestar 4 is Incapacitated! Seestar 5 hits Celebr ET! >Seestar Attaches to Celebr ET! Crushclaw is Incapacitated! [Degraded Hull] The hull groans and screeches! [Degraded Hull] The hull groans and screeches! [Degraded Hull] The hull groans and screeches! [Degraded Hull] The hull is Breached!  [Degraded Hull] The hull is already Breached! [Degraded Hull] The hull is already Breached! [Degraded Hull] The hull is already Breached! [Degraded Hull] The hull is already Breached! [Degraded Hull] The hull is already Breached! [Degraded Hull] The hull is already Breached! [Degraded Hull] The hull is already Breached! Celebr ET takes 1 damage! 14. Erin Gobrach Ambush! posted:Indiscreet Urchin misses Erin! Flame On! Power Attack! Erin hits Urchin! Backlash! >Erin lays down Suppression! Urchin misses Erin! Seestar 1 misses Erin! Seestar 2 misses Erin! Seestar 3 misses Erin! Gains Retreats into the hex! Erin takes no damage (reduced from 3) and 2 Poison! Urchin takes 1 damage (reduced from 3) and 1 Burn! Seestar 1 takes 3 damage and is destroyed! Seestar 2 takes 3 damage and is destroyed! Seestar 3 takes 3 damage and is destroyed!   Wreckers, take Action!  Sponsors-Only Map 
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WRECKER 5: The Matador  HP: 1/3 Move: 3 Scrap: 00 Luxe: -12 DR: 0 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air Augs [2/2]: Weapon Mount (LVL1) Choose 1 weapon; attacks with it are upscaled, it is free to extract, and it cannot be destroyed while bound to this aug. Equipped: Sadness. Berserker Trigger (LVL1) Power Attacks are Upscaled for each enemy unit beyond 1 in the hex.  There was a multi step plan in motion to reacquire his equipment and rejoin the game proper, but it would require a certain amount of fancy footwork and luck from his end. Step 1, was to wait very patiently for the Debt Collector to follow them after they had left the hex. ACT: Ambush Patrons and Observers, The Matador Sincerely, and Emphatically Requests: One Motile Bio Cover, Right Now This Second Please For The Love Of History and One DPM-Shotgun Sincerely, The Matador TheNabster fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Aug 23, 2022 |
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WRECKER 3:Specimen J-17code:--Feed live-- ""Gimme a liver job an' a side of frog legs, my primo vendfolk."" ""Oh and 'scuse if the hulk gnaws on the plumbing while you cut."" Mimic Junker Elan and fACT: Salvage for 2$ ACT: Purchase Toxiferoid and then Batrachian Legs for 5$ a piece fACT: Spend two poison tokens to heal two hp Wishlist: Depth Hazmat.
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WRECKER 2: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 00 Luxe: -5 DR: 2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air Hazard Tokens:  D-Augs: Chose^n1 (Being attacked by a D-Breaker or purple unit or weapon Generates 1 Warp. If this would trigger a D-Crisis, one of the attackers instead suffers D-Crisis.) // Distortion Field (Replaces Suppression; inflicts Taunt on all enemy units.) Augs [1/1]: Charged Myoservos (LVL1) (Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.) The lightshow dies down, the Viaduct shaking and trembling from glancing hits, but still whole and standing. In the middle of the walkway stands R0ZEG0LD, still doing her pose, her brooch glowing faintly with a newfound purple glow. Eventually, as the clangor quieted, she takes on a more relaxed pose, smiling triumphantly. She points her wand in a downward angle, towards the Deep-6, whose outline could be seen faintly in the depths. "WHAT ♣VILLAINS♠ LIKE YOU CAN NEVER✨ UNDERSTAND IS THAT❤ HANDS GUIDED🌟 BY 🖤EVIL🖤 CANNOT REACH HEARTS💕 THAT KNOW 💗TRUE LOVE💗" "THUS✨, DESPITE ALL YOUR⭐ BRUTE🖤 FORCE🔥, YOUR EFFORTS WERE✨ VAIN FROM THE START❣" "BUT PERHAPS✨, IF THERE REMAIN A SHRED OF GOODNESS💖 WITHIN YOUR 🔹SOUL🔹, YOU CAN USE⭐ THIS EVENT TO REFLECT💖 ON YOUR MISDEEDS🖤, AND TAKE STEPS TOWARDS REPENTANCE❤❤" R0ZEG0LD squints ever so slightly, evidently trying to plumb the depths of the rig for any redeeming features with her gaze. ACT: Deep Scan the Deep-6 (if EYE OF THE VOID only triggers on a Wide Scan, do a Wide Scan instead) Theantero fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Aug 23, 2022 |
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WRECKER 4: Upyrass Gattahell      HP: 2/2 | MV: 3 | DR: 2 | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 4 | Scrap: 0 | Luxe: 006 | Kills: 004 Belt: 2/3 Air | 3/3 Med | 0/3 Power | Tokens: | Weapons: 2/2 | Familiars: 0/2 "Sulfurous sock snuffler. Pulpit puppet." Gattahell made a rude gesture at the turret and rubbed at the kinks in her back where it had tagged her, before heading over to a reeking vent where she did some quick, brutal percussive maintenance with her foot to kick it open. Turning to the cameras she withdrew the YEET-branded Fabrikit from her Utilities clipon and glanced meaningfully into the substructure even as she yucked at the pungent odor emanating from within. "Ooh bebbedoll viewahs, hop on ta see Gatta yank de gutta outta dese vents, cuz' some brudda gotta. Mebbe she make dis stank-rear end fish flavah somethin' ta savah instead, ey?" freeACT: Tight Scan Sunk Cost ACT: Use Fabrikit to repair Air, Apparently Sponsor Request: Hazmat-C, Depth protection - got some 6 luxe to add to yours. Sponsee status is open like the hull around a Celebr E.T.
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        pre:WRECKER 9: Maru Lokka, Rookie Exo-Wrangler Scrap: 2 Luxe: -5 HEAT: LVL0 Sponsor: YOUR COMPANY HERE Sponsor Luxe: n/a ML-HP: 2 -> 3/3 ML-Move: 2 ML-DR: 1DR ML-HazDR: none ⦿ [1/1 Aug] Eyegear [Lvl1] (Missile and Melee attacks are upscaled.) Belt Tokens: ⦿ Med: 2 -> 1 -> 3/3 The pushy tardigraider shoved a tablet with several sheets of printed text clipped to it, and Maru Lokka, despite being held at gunpoint, recoiled in horror like a vampire being shown a sacred image. "No-no, naw, uh-uhn! I'm not signin' anythin' wittout my Cosmiq lawyer prezzie,' Maru protested, understandably. The rotund tardigraider lifted his own weapon's barrel and shrugged, suggesting the ol' carrot-and-stick approach to this transaction. "I saids I'm NOT doin' bizniss right now, ya ken it chief?" Maru rounded angrily, but he lowered his weapon and biocover anyway. "Lemme try and make it real here." Maru Lokka popped off his Spooky Grasshopper's facemask and spoke plainly, both to the Tardigraider and to the Viewers At Home. "I'm a debt crim'nal in a debt slaver's murderhaus, a gameshow made for mal-ignant miscrunts, and they've sent you in: the tax man's boot scrubber." Maru paused, noting the lack of facial expression in the tardigraider, which made its reaction hard to read. "What d'ye think is meant ta happen here? How's this t'end without either of us killing the other?" The tie-wearing corpo-raider offered the clipboard once again, and this time it was balancing a fancy pen with an ornate finish. "Can I keep the pen?" Maru joked, "No, seriously." Maru was already fishing for a medically-laced fizzle-stik to smoke while he wheeled and dealed with the corpo-class stealer. Action > ACT.Wrecker: Maru Lokka heals to full health (2 -> 1/3 MED, 2 -> 3/3 HP)! > ACT.AutoFishonoid: Maru sends out Autofishonoid Jetsam! Destination: A00, Target: CS-Armor (and attached module) [1d8]=5 - Success! >> Pending A.F. Success: freeACT: Maru discards the excess CS-I, Restoring 2 Med and 1 Power to Maru! >>> Pending A.F. Success: freeACT.Manage.Kit: Maru equips both Armor Mods available to him! Sponsors: I think Jetsam musta been in some kinda rut before now - it's been much better at retrieving gear from dead targets, I've noticed! Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Aug 24, 2022 |
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Armor [1/1)]: Combat Suite 1 (1 DR Armor. freeANY: Discard to restore up to any 3 resources) >> 1/2 Mods: Loyalty (+1 Minion slot)
Weapons [1/2]: Horror Goad (1d6/2 +Hunter, Melee. 0/1 Mods)
Utilities [0/2]: none
Minions [2/5]: Marine Biocover (2HP 1DR Mutant Familiar, Passive. ENC: Bodyguard. ACT: Restore 1 Air to controller)
Autofishonoid (1HP 1POW Synth Familiar. 1POW&ACT: Collect item from a hex, 1d8 attack if contested. ACT: Recover Power units)
Consumables: Air Tank
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    Wrecker_01: Barnacle Gus posted:[HP:04/06][Move:04/04][[url=]Jukebox[/url]] "Huh." Gus leans on the new-wreckage, taking a moment to note the sheer improbability of a novelty OLMC head falling from it's podium just so. "Seems the Black Fathoms have good taste in practical decor." "Or it was too heavy to put in the treasury. Either or." "Well, their back pain is this tardigraiders... back pain." "Really need to work on my one liners." ACT posted:Gus Mimics Junker: Smash and Grab Sponsors posted:Due to the new sword
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WRECKER 12: Celebr E.T.  |   |    HP: 3/4 | Wounds: 1 Move: 2 Scrap: 00 Luxe: -15 +20 = 5 DR: 1-1break=0 HazDR: N/A | HEAT: 4 Aug - Hunter-Killer Cortex: When attacking in Ambush, exhaust all Power to multiply damage by 1d4; Power is not spent on a 1. Talents: Bleeding Edge: Max HP is locked to HEAT level. Comeback: When Returning, start at HEAT 3.  "Gureyevitch Solutions offers only the best in subsurface xplorsensation exosystem, letting the weary world traverser dive in style. From their top of the line NautiCruz (not to be confused with Galaxploitations Nautycruice!) to their econoME model BattySwerves, Gureyevitch is the Solution for all your Solution Submersibles." "That said, what you see behind me is nothing but a third rate copy/paste job by the Wrecking Crew ChopShop, and as such is bound 4 scrap within mere moments of Person of Note setting their foot or appendage within. Betting on how long I can make this HEAP last has already started. Remember to keep your petz leashed and neuralized." ACT: Mount Stripped Crushclaw, close hatch. fACT: +1 HeatGEN fACT: Promo for Gureyevitch Solutions
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WRECKER 8: Baudolino P.D.F. Free Download      HP: 2/2 MV: 2 MED: 3/3 POW: 2/3 AIR: 3/3 RAD: 1 PSN: 1 Scrap: 0 Luxe: -4 HEAT: 2/2 Augs: Bone Lacing (Immune to Crits except on a roll of 4) wat is the mater with this thing i shot and shot hoevr Abdul is not evin detered and keps trying to envelep my fac and no the berning pirat has hit me with the Green bubels and im now sic and abot to puc lucily im not biolitic or ide dizolv the wals then weed hav a problim ACT: Heal 1 Poison, 1 Rad, 1 HP
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WRECKER 13: These-Gains-Are-For-God Osmiund HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Scrap: 04 Luxe: 00 DR: 0 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air Tokens: Augs [1/5]: Hunter-Killer Cortex: When attacking in Ambush, exhaust all Power to multiply damage by 1d4; Power is not spent on a 1. Ambush
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WRECKER 14: Erin Gobrach   Erin Gobrach: HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 2 Belt resources: Medical Units: 2 Power: 0 Air: 3 Tokens: 4 Poison Augmentations: Limit: 4 Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. CS Suite II: Slots: 2 CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med-Unit when damaged Ability status: Luck of the Irish: available Item reload status: Retainers&Familiars: Limit: 2 Erin shielded her face as the Urchin released a shower of poison across not only herself, but the three Seestars as well. "Blech, I think I got some of that in my mouth!" she spat as she watched the Seestars rapidly crumpling from the lethal dose of poison. "Well, I better do something so that I don't end up like that myself." she muttered as she authorised another round of medical treatment to be deployed. fACT: Deploy 1 Sani-Gel ACT: Heal: Spend 3 Med to remove 3 Poison fACT: Recharge 1 Power
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WRECKER 15: Beaufer Jingco HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 05 Luxe: 05 DR: 2 HazDR: N/A D-Augs: Meta-Static (Gain a Missile Attack: 1d6/2 Spectral; if target has non-Warp hazard tokens, it gains another token of each non-Warp type it possesses.) Augs [1/1]: Charged Myoservos (LVL1) (Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.) A scored and dented metal plate fell out of Beaufer's vest, seemingly on its own, clattering on the floor noisy enough to wake the dead. Don't worry folks, he's got more. ACT: Repair break token
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WRECKER 6: Trideohead HP: 2/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 00 Luxe: -3 DR: 0 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air Augs [2/2]: Spinal Array (LVL1) +1 Scan Range. Hunter-Killer Cortex (LVL1) When attacking in Ambush, exhaust all Power to multiply damage by 1d4; Power is not spent on a 1. Class Abilities: IED Salvage creates a Remote Bomb. Demolitionist Place or Detonate Bombs as a FreeENC OSHAT Expanded Improv Table. Kludge Crafting penalties reduced by 2 A sawtooth wave crossed Trideo’s display as the Urchin stabbed his foot—a digital grimace for the modern era. “Hmph. A troublesome Inconvenience, although not so large as previous Setbacks. You are seeking passage across the Viaduct, I assume, as that is where Progress lies. I would join you on This, although my Dekonstruktion Capacity is somewhat diminished in the current Moment.” ACT Spend 1 med token to recover 1 HP The Lord of Hats fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Aug 29, 2022 |
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Brainfood Phonepost "Excellent work, Erin! I believe you may be a natural at this. Attempting to avoid death from unrefined, minimally psychoactive poisons is an uncommon instinct indeed. "... No, that's not sarcasm. Why would it be? Have you seen some of the legally-non-people the show casts?"
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1. Barnacle Gus  Gus takes 1 damage to mimic [Junker]Smash and Grab! Gus Salvages for 2 Scrap and Replenishes 1 Med! 2. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD  Deep-6 calls a spotter!  Scanning… [110]: {Beaufer Jingco} 703: [H]Extremophobia, {Gazer Bream} 802: Specimen J-17, {VIASTRUCT}, [H]Creaky Hull, Lung Bandit 804: [H]Viaduct, [H]Cool Walking [806]: {VIASTRUCT} Scan complete. Gazer Bream Scans R0ZEGOLD and discovers a weakness! 3. Specimen J-17  J-17 takes 1 damage to mimic [Junker]Elan! J-17 Salvages for 2 Scrap! J-17 pays 10 Scrap and goes under the knife! Mutation posted:Toxiferoid: Poison Tokens do not impede healing, and may be consumed as a freeACT to restore a like number of HP; non-mutation healing is only half as effective (rounded down). 4. Upyrass Gattahell Gattahall uses Fabrikit…Air, Apparently removed! Scanning… ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ [Hazard] Sunk Cost Unbeknownst to rank-and-file Blackfathom seabeans, but beknownst to us, vital environmental seals and load-bearing structures tend to react unfavorably to having pirate treasure buried in them. Security flaws identified! [Orders unlocked] ACT: Stack Creds [Gattahell only]; Increase Sunk Cost Payout by 10L. ACT: Careful Hack [Gattahell only]; Upscales Hacking attempt vs Sunk Cost. ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ Scan complete. 5. The Matador Matador prepares Ambush! 6. Trideohead  Trideohead spends 1 Med to Heal 1 HP! 8. Baudolino P.D.F.  Baudolino spends 3 Med to Heal 1 HP and remove 1 Poison and 1 Rad! Tanker drops Grunts!  9. Maru Lokka   Maru spends 1 Med to Heal 1 HP! Maru deploys Autofishanoid…it returns with CS Suite I! Unlocked Death Cache at A00 is destroyed! Maru installs CS Suite I with CS-Efficiency! Maru recycles CS Suite I for 2 Med and 1 Power! Tardigraider shakes down Maru for 2 Scrap! Tardigraider exfiltrated! 10. Cessate Roboto   Cessate uses Command Fob to Fabricate Vanquisher! Cessate Mounts Vanquisher!  11. Thoraxpen DuBel  Thoraxpen spends 3 Med to remove 3 Poison! 12. Celebr ET  Celebr ET cuts a Promo! Celebr ET pulls a flashy move! +1 HEATgen! Celebr ET Mounts Stripped Crushclaw!  13. Gains Osmiund Gains prepares Ambush! 14. Erin Gobrach  Erin uses Sanigel! Erin spends 3 Med to remove 3 Poison! Erin Replenishes 1 Power. 15. Beaufer Jingco  Beaufer repairs 1 Break! Tanker drops Grunts!  [Breached Hull] [Celebr ET] The station screams and shakes! [Burn Notice] [Baudolino/Beaufer] Tanker is burning…it takes 1 damage! [Erin] Indiscreet Urchin is burning…it takes 1 damage and is destroyed! >Erin receives GBI Hazard Crate…it contains 5 Scrap and PoiseNR! [Select 1 Armor to Scrap]  [Cool Walking] R0ZEGOLD receives 1 Freeze! [Metahazard] D-Breaker R0ZEGOLD cannot exceed background Warp due to Metahazard! Deep-6 receives 1 Warp! Mariner receives 1 Warp! Mariner receives 1 Warp! [Sunk Cost] [Gattahell] The hull creaks alarmingly! [Round 5 HAZard Roulette] Everything Must Go: Lootroll is Upscaled twice, but all items acquired (by any means) are Surplus. Sponsors-Only Map 
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pre:WRECKER 9: Maru Lokka, Rookie Exo-Wrangler Scrap: 0 Luxe: -5? HEAT: LVL0 Sponsor: YOUR COMPANY HERE Sponsor Luxe: n/a ML-HP: 3/3 ML-Move: 2 ML-DR: 1DR ML-HazDR: none ⦿ [1/1 Aug] Eyegear [Lvl1] (Missile and Melee attacks are upscaled.) Belt Tokens: ⦿ Med: 3/3 When Maru Lokka finally handed over his only two shining fistfuls of rare metal bits and bobs and signed over the last page of the paperwork, the heavyset tardigraider tootled in a conciliatory manner, nodded its tube-like mouth, and swept everything off the clipboard and into the waiting mouth of its gunny-sack. The purple corpo-grunt hefted the tinkling satchel over its shoulder and was already climbing towards a large venting system in the ceiling within seconds. "Daggin fuggin nab it, guyos," Maru said, staring off after the busted vent entrance the tardigraider had taken to leave, "I think I jes' got swindled." The man checked his comms, just in case he'd missed something pertinent. "When'd th'guy say I should expect a 'debt collected' confirmation... a tick or two?" While Maru frantically searched his junkmail folders, the ambient thrumming of the station's systems was accompanied by the pounding in Maru's head as blood steadily rose to his face in a mix of both embarrassment and anger. Movement > MOV.Wrecker: Maru Lokka aims in the hex cleared as a result of this ACT!
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 Rook Engineered Organisms This is Rook. Did you know that Rook offers organisms engineered to survive without water as part of their cellular make-up? It's true! Just don't bring them into an OXygEN rich environment. Or do, if you're having a particularly INTEReSTING sort of party. ... This was Rook.
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 Psichonumen *holds breath* *tries to very, very quietly have a snack*
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  pre:ACCOUNTS 1. Barnacle Gus -95 2. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD -5 3. Specimen J-17 5 4. Upyrass Gattahell 6 5. The Matador -12 6. Trideohead 2 8. Baudolino P.D.F. -4 9. Maru Lokka -5 10. Cessate Roboto 3 11. Thoraxpen DuBel -37 Bank:15 12. Celebr ET 5 13. Gains Osmiund 5 14. Erin Gobrach 2 15. Beaufer Jingco 5 HEAT posted:Erin is HEATing up[L1]! TeuthisTek presents Kill-o-Vision® posted:Thoraxpen DuBel (13 Kills / 29 Career) [HEAT 2]<Bounty 20> Sponsor Stipend posted:Rook +5L pre:Pertinax AmmoFab 5 Coming Soon X:0 1 Gamma Crate RookEngOrg 25 Coming Soon X:R0ZEGOLD Psichonumen 15 Coming Soon X:Matador Brainfood 20 Coming Soon X:Erin Galaxploitation Media 5 Coming Soon X:0 1 Gamma Crate _________________________________________________________________ LOCKED ACCOUNTS Academy of Titan 0 Coming Soon X:0 1 Gamma Crate YEETCorp 0 Coming Soon X:0 1 Beta Crate GEN 0 Coming Soon X:0 1 Gamma Crate Cosmiq 0 Coming Soon X:0 Wrecker Retirement Fund 0 Sponsor Challenges posted:Rook EngOrg CREW CART posted:Available for 50L to Wreckers Only:  Wreckers, get Moving!  Sponsors-Only Map 
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WRECKER 2: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 00 Luxe: -5 DR: 2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air Hazard Tokens:  D-Augs: Chose^n1 (Being attacked by a D-Breaker or purple unit or weapon Generates 1 Warp. If this would trigger a D-Crisis, one of the attackers instead suffers D-Crisis.) // Distortion Field (Replaces Suppression; inflicts Taunt on all enemy units.) Augs [1/1]: Charged Myoservos (LVL1) (Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.) R0ZEG0LD stares into the dark void past the Viaduct, her hand thoughtfully on her chin, as her comms cycle through various saved channels but get nothing but static. "WE'VE💕 BEEN CUT🗡 OFF FROM THE REST OF THE TROUPE✨, DIVER✨ 🤎🦗JAY👺🤎" Her hands find their way to her hips, as she takes on a power stance. "NO DOUBT✨ DUE TO INSIDIOUS🖤 INTERFERENCE FROM THE ♠FORCES OF EVIL♠" "YOU✨ SHOULD PROBABLY GO 💗CHECK UP💗 ON THEM WHILST I SCOUT🌙 ON AHEAD🌟" "NOW GO⭐, DIVERS✨; WITH LOVE❤ IN YOUR ❤HEARTS❤ AND JOY🍬 IN YOUR STEP⭐" She makes a peace sign, and starts to distort like a two-dimensional sprite being turned on an axis. "OH✨, AND REMEMBER TO TELL 🟥MATTY🗡 THAT I HAVE HIS 💎💗HEART CRYSTAL💗💎 AND THAT HE⭐ SHOULD DEFINITELY❤ COME GET IT BACK❣" J-17 can peek (and can also check my Scan results from last ACT) MOV: 803 -> 804 (free move) -> 705 -> 605. Keep me updated on the movements of Beaufer Jingco and Gazer Bream.
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WRECKER 5: The Matador HP: 1/3 Move: 3 Scrap: 00 Luxe: -12 DR: 0 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air Augs [2/2]: Weapon Mount (LVL1) Choose 1 weapon; attacks with it are upscaled, it is free to extract, and it cannot be destroyed while bound to this aug. Equipped: Sadness. Berserker Trigger (LVL1) Power Attacks are Upscaled for each enemy unit beyond 1 in the hex. [I Cannot Believe I Am Actually Missing That Sparkly D-Creature Right About Now] Muttered The Matador, crouched behind cover watching for the approaching debt collector. [Also I Wish I Knew Who Took The Clasp Off My Cape, It's Rather Distracting Having To Readjust Constantly] MOV: Stay where I am and Aim Patrons and Observers, The Matador Sincerely, and Emphatically Requests: One Motile Bio Cover, Right Now This Second Please For The Love Of History and One DPM-Shotgun Sincerely, The Matador
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"You may request all you want, and while I am more than happy to provide a means of offering your foemen to Bullet Jesus, with your accounts in such dire straits, I am going to need some due diligence on your part, dear Matador."
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WRECKER 11: Thoraxpen DuBel Out on loan: Augs (2/2) : Adrenal Apifactory II: When subject is hit during ENC, subject gains 1 Infest. Spend 1 Infest as a fACT to Boost an ACT. Does not count against Aug Threshold. Magneto-Mantle II: Spend 1 Scrap at the beginning of ENC to increase Damage Reduction by 1 for the phase. While DR is increased by Scrap, an enemy missing an attack of the subject rolls a new attack against a random target. Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. Improv abeelities: Salvage creates a remote bomb. freeEnc: Place or detonate remote bomb. Access to improved improv, crafting penalties reduced by 2, +1 all crafting. HP2/3 Tokens: (Units with Poison Tokens cannot regain HP. A unit with Poison equal to Max HP suffers 1 damage in HAZ. Med Units may be spent for that purpose to remove Poison Tokens.) Sponsorship Open! Prepare 4::₺ trouble, and make it DuBel! Thoraxpen called ahead to the others in range (Erin and Gains). "Headed over there. Suggest coming over here, there's just an urchin plus whatever crawls out the ventz." MOV:to 201, neither impeding nor being impeded by the known wreckers in the vicinity.
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WRECKER 8: Baudolino P.D.F. Free Download HP: 3/3 MV: 2 MED: 0/3 POW: 2/3 AIR: 3/3 Scrap: 0 Luxe: -4 HEAT: 2 Augs: Bone Lacing (Immune to Crits except on a roll of 4) out of the berning screeming pirat pop ot mor pirats hiden within sweat mor targits MOV: Aim
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WRECKER 14: Erin Gobrach Erin Gobrach: HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 6 Current DR: 2 Poison DR: 2 Belt resources: Medical Units: 0 Power: 1 Air: 3 Tokens: 1 Poison Augmentations: Limit: 4 Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. PoiseNR: Slots: 1 CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med-Unit when damaged Ability status: Luck of the Irish: available Item reload status: Retainers&Familiars: Limit: 2 Erin startled as her wristcomp chimed and two drones descended upon her. One of them dumped an assortment of mechanical parts at her feet before flying off again, while the other began to unfasten the armor Erin was wearing and fitting her with a new, much bulkier model that forced her to stand considerably straighter and more confidently. Rather than risking any of her extremities getting stuck between the drone's appendages, she decided to hold still and inquire what her wristcomp tried to inform her about. Switching to holo display, she noticed that apparently she had received several messages already from someone named Susan deBlucch along with a notification that a sponsorship had been signed on her behalf. Antivehicular posted:"Erin Gobrach! Your moxie delights me! Your guts, your rudimentary problem-solving, your complete confusion about the basic scenario you are trapped in! Brainfood Upcycled Nootropics likes to reward moxie. How do you feel about a sponsorship?" Antivehicular posted:"Excellent work, Erin! I believe you may be a natural at this. Attempting to avoid death from unrefined, minimally psychoactive poisons is an uncommon instinct indeed. quote:
MOV: Move to 101, swapping places with Thoraxpen fMOV: Scrap CS Suite II
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WRECKER 13: These-Gains-Are-For-God Osmiund HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Scrap: 04 Luxe: 00 DR: 0 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air Tokens: Augs [1/5]: Hunter-Killer Cortex: When attacking in Ambush, exhaust all Power to multiply damage by 1d4; Power is not spent on a 1. Move: Aim
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WRECKER 15: Beaufer Jingco HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 05 Luxe: 05 DR: 2 HazDR: N/A D-Augs: Meta-Static (Gain a Missile Attack: 1d6/2 Spectral; if target has non-Warp hazard tokens, it gains another token of each non-Warp type it possesses.) Augs [1/1]: Charged Myoservos (LVL1) (Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.) Beaufer figured it was about time to start takin' out the proverbial trash. MOV: Let's do an AIM
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WRECKER 12: Celebr E.T. | | HP: 3/4 | Wounds: 1 Move: 2 Scrap: 00 Luxe: -15 +20 = 5 DR: 1-1break=0 HazDR: N/A | HEAT: 4 Aug - Hunter-Killer Cortex: When attacking in Ambush, exhaust all Power to multiply damage by 1d4; Power is not spent on a 1. Talents: Bleeding Edge: Max HP is locked to HEAT level. Comeback: When Returning, start at HEAT 3. DESCENDING ... WARNING: CRUSH DEPTH 1 REACHED. WARNING: CRUSHCLAW HAS SUFFERED EXTENSIVE DAMAGE TO ALL SYSTEMS WARNING: ESTIMATE TIME OF FAILURE IN *the voiceover is suddenly cut off by a bright jet of flame*  Isn't that so much better, Cstar? May I call you Cstar? Of course I may, you're my biggest fan! I can tell you have a total crush on me. It's only natural. I'll tell you what Cstar, that station was getting too crowded. Too busy.  Crowds are only good from far away, in my experience. Otherwise you get lost in them, and then who'd be looking at you? No one, and we can't stand that. Now, gatherings are another thing. You want to be seen at those, Cstar. You want to mingle. Take that station over due south. Filled with people, but it's the good kind of people, you know? Real go-getters. Why one of them even tried to go-get at me! Sent their little fishbot to get a sneaky autograph when they thought I wasn't looking. How silly, there is always a camera on me. I am always looking.  Wave at the camdrone, Cstar. It pays the bills! It really does. MOV: Rig Power MOV 100 |-> 200 -> 300 -> 400
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WRECKER 3:Specimen J-17code:--Feed live-- "Some sparkly nonsense in that direction. Let's head the other way." MOV: Jump to 800 Wishlist: Depth Hazmat.
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WRECKER 4: Upyrass Gattahell HP: 2/2 | MV: 3 | DR: 2 | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 4 | Scrap: 0 | Luxe: 006 | Kills: 004 Belt: 2/3 Air | 3/3 Med | 0/3 Power | Tokens: | Weapons: 2/2 | Familiars: 0/2 Fabrikit unloaded. "Sub-undergraduate. CS-Crap compiler." Gattahell rolled out of a vent as blessedly scrubbed air began to circulate through the hallways. She punted a pungent, smoldering sack of awful offal off into a corner to cool, clipped her Fabrikit back on, then pushed her latest Scan results onto the cam's highlight. "Dere be goldium in dem dere vents! An de pipes. An' de heat sinks. Dat ent good fa no sinks, viewahs. Betta ta relieve dis station de heavy budden of bein' so rich it can't hold its crap togedda. Word ta de wise - jus' hope ya never get fam with a fat cat like dat. De crap - it really goes all ovva." The wrecker's mouth pinched up and her frown soured noticeably as she adjusted her YEET-branded beret - and this was before she spotted the nearby turret beginning to re-acquire her targeting data and noted the round's HAZ results. MOV: AIM again, one supposes. Sponsor Request: Hazmat-C, Depth protection - got some 6 luxe to add to yours. Sponsee status is open like the exploits found in flushgold.exe.
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,,,  HP: 5/5 Scrap: 0 Augs[2/5] Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. A non-Rig synthetic Rigspiked this round may be reprogrammed and Retained as an ACT. Micro-Reactor: Restore 1 Power Unit when discarding a Rad Token. Cross-Train: Dis/Mount is a FreeACT. That new tank smell. Cessate grabbed a drink from the maître d' and then dropped into the luxuriously upholstered pilot's seat. The controls lit up and her playlist resumed from where it had stopped on HIVE. MOV: to 605. Intercept Urchin.
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  Wrecker_01: Barnacle Gus posted:[HP:03/06][Move:04/04][Jukebox] "Well, can't stick around. Have to keep moving." MOV posted:Gus moves 806>706>605 Sponsors posted:Sponsors, still need a DPM Pistol and 2x Hazmat-C for that Depth protection.
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