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WRECKER 15: Beaufer Jingco Beaufer straightened his hat and flagged down a camera to answer the Capo Stregone's call, "Well alright! I don't know about no fancy mageetek, boss, but if you need a lawman killed or some cattle rustled, I'm yer man." Beaufer had left out the part where his commitments to The-One-Who-Binds always came first. The fatcat types would never understand. Beaufer accepts Magitek Mafia's Exclusive Sponsorship offer! paper bag with a face fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Sep 3, 2022 |
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 Meanwhile, in a basement corpo-lair far from the sponsor's lounge, Dismas Phlanges scrolled through his search results and groaned theatrically. Muzzahfukka, what was any of this? A simple search for Erin Gobrach, looking for fun trivia about their latest terrorist weirdo upcyclee, had revealed... well, had revealed that the Erin Gobrach of the media-optimized hypermugshots didn't look a drat thing like their latest charitainment case bearing the name. A little reconstructive polishing, maybe? But why would they polish a Wreckandidate into looking so much like a vat-variety anybody? (Not that it wasn't nice to see some rep -- Dismas counted himself among the vat-variety anybodies of the worlds -- but it didn't sell to the Wreckheads.) False advertising? Jupiter trying to dump one of their own under a fake name? No matter -- whatever the hell was going on, Susan wouldn't care, and it's not like Brainfood took on any liability for whatever fiasco would come. The contract was very, very clear about that.
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  Sponsorship posted:Magitek Mafia is now Exclusive Sponsor of Beaufer Jingco! pre:ACCOUNTS 1. Barnacle Gus -91 2. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD -5 3. Specimen J-17 5 4. Upyrass Gattahell 1 5. The Matador -7 6. Trideohead 3 8. Baudolino P.D.F. -4 9. Maru Lokka -5 10. Cessate Roboto 3 11. Thoraxpen DuBel -37 Bank:15 12. Celebr ET 0 13. Gains Osmiund 5 14. Erin Gobrach 25 15. Beaufer Jingco 5 HEAT posted:Thoraxpen is cooling off [L1]! TeuthisTek presents Kill-o-Vision® posted:Thoraxpen DuBel (13 Kills / 29 Career) [HEAT 1/2]<Bounty 20> Sponsor Stipend posted:Pertinax +5L pre:Pertinax AmmoFab 10 Coming Soon X:0 1 Gamma Crate RookEngOrg 25 Coming Soon X:R0ZEGOLD Psichonumen 5 Coming Soon X:Matador Brainfood 30 Coming Soon X:Erin Galaxploitation Media 5 Coming Soon X:0 1 Gamma Crate Magitek Mafia 5 Coming Soon X:Beaufer 1 Gamma Crate _________________________________________________________________ LOCKED ACCOUNTS Academy of Titan 0 Coming Soon X:0 1 Gamma Crate YEETCorp 0 Coming Soon X:0 1 Beta Crate GEN 0 Coming Soon X:0 1 Gamma Crate Cosmiq 0 Coming Soon X:0 Dubhan Bespoke Armor 0 Coming Soon X:0 1 Gamma Crate Wrecker Retirement Fund 0 Sponsor Challenges posted:Rook EngOrg CREW CART posted:Available for 50L to Wreckers Only:   Wreckers, get Moving!  Sponsors-Only Map 
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WRECKER 2: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD        HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 00 Luxe: -5 DR: 2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air Hazard Tokens: - D-Augs: Chose^n1 (Being attacked by a D-Breaker or purple unit or weapon Generates 1 Warp. If this would trigger a D-Crisis, one of the attackers instead suffers D-Crisis.) // Distortion Field (Replaces Suppression; inflicts Taunt on all enemy units.) Augs [1/1]: Charged Myoservos (LVL1) (Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.) R0ZEG0LD, still posing right in front of the Vanquisher, neither flinches or otherwise visibly reacts to Cessate's organ-rupturing declaration, but she does... warble in sync with the sound waves. For a moment, she seems almost like a still image stuck on a glitching holo-projector, but only for a moment. Soon she springs back to action. "OF COURSE❣" "LISTENING✨ TO THE ⭐WISHES⭐ OF OTHERS💞 IS CORE TO BEING A DIVER✨" She winks, and smiles. "THAT✨, AND ALWAYS🌟 DOING THE💖 RIGHT💖 THING💖 WITH A SMILE❤ ON YOUR FACE~🎶" R0ZEG0LD glances over her shoulder at Gus, before turning back. "WELL, DIVER✨ 🦀🔹GUS🔹🦞 MIGHT HAVE A FACE💀 THAT'S TOO CRUSTED OVER TO REALLY✨ SMILE⭐, BUT HE'S ALWAYS SMILING IN HIS ❤HEART❤" "AND✨ THAT'S WHAT⭐ REALLY COUNTS❣" She closes her eyes, and grasps her brooch once again. "MY 💎💗HEART CRYSTAL💗💎 NEEDS TO RECHARGE⚡, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT🔥 WITHOUT ME✨ FOR A BIT, BUT I AM SURE🌟 WE WILL SOON MEET💘 AGAIN." A static takes over the D-breaker, as she starts to fade. "PERHAPS✨ YOU'LL HAVE YOUR⭐ OWN FINDINGS IN 💗FRIENDSHIP💞 TO SHARE BY THEN, ♣WRECKER♣ 💛🛑CESSATE🤖💛" Wrecker Cessate and Diver Gus can peek MOV: Moving as thus: 605 -> 706 -> 806
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           Wrecker_01: Barnacle Gus posted:[HP:01/06][Move:04/04][[url=]Jukebox[/url]] Gus sinks back into the station. Rose can look. MOV posted:Basic conditional: Sponsors posted:Sponsors, still need a DPM Pistol and 2x Hazmat-C for that Depth protection.
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WRECKER 12: Celebr E.T.  |    |   HP: 2/4(5) | Wounds: 3, (-1max HP.) Move: 2 Scrap: 00 Luxe: not enough DR: 1-2break=0 HazDR: N/A | HEAT: 5 Aug - Hunter-Killer Cortex: When attacking in Ambush, exhaust all Power to multiply damage by 1d4; Power is not spent on a 1. Talents: Bleeding Edge: Max HP is locked to HEAT level. Comeback: When Returning, start at HEAT 3.   Learning how to adapt to high pressure situations is part and parcel of the Trendr experience. Was there any doubt out hero would succeed? Yes. Yes there was. MOV: Powermov 400 |-> 500 -> 600 -> 701 Swedish Thaumocracy fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Sep 4, 2022 |
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WRECKER 5: The Matador    HP: 3/3 Move: 3 Scrap: 00 Luxe: -7 DR: 0 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 0/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air Augs [2/2]: Weapon Mount (LVL1) Choose 1 weapon; attacks with it are upscaled, it is free to extract, and it cannot be destroyed while bound to this aug. Equipped: Sadness. Berserker Trigger (LVL1) Power Attacks are Upscaled for each enemy unit beyond 1 in the hex. [The Debt Collector Will Come For Me, I Tire Of This Game Of Cat And Mouse, I Shall See It Dead Once And For All Or It Will Be The Death Of Me In Turn.] [However, I Am Going To Need You, Diver Maru, And Any Allies Nearby To Be My Sword In This Instance, Lest We Deteriorate This Station Further Through Collateral Damage] Maru and Other Folks in Scan Range can Peak >Deploy both of the Saf-T-Barrels as Hazmat 3s/Hazmat Cs/The Depth Ones MOV: Remain where I currently am in 701 and Aim Patrons and Observers, The Matador Sincerely Requests: One Motile Bio Cover or One DPM-Pistol, and One DPM-Shotgun Yours in bloodshed, The Matador
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WRECKER 8: Baudolino P.D.F. Free Download       HP: 2/3 MV: 2 MED: 0/3 POW: 2/3 AIR: 3/3 Scrap: 0 Luxe: -4 HEAT: 1 Augs: Bone Lacing (Immune to Crits except on a roll of 4) the cover avales nuthing im blastid with berning pirat bits and shrapnel i try to tak the peses ot of my body but then i tern arond wat ar you doing to the starto cradedel wise it perpel MOV: Aim
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WRECKER 3:Specimen J-17      code:--Feed live-- "Oh there's an adrenal flux traversal mode. Aaaand activate!" ... "That may have been overkill. We loved all the spinny bits though, didn't we?" MOV: Powerjump into 701 Wishlist: Depth Hazmat.
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WRECKER 11: Thoraxpen DuBel         Out on loan:  Augs (2/2) : Adrenal Apifactory II: When subject is hit during ENC, subject gains 1 Infest. Spend 1 Infest as a fACT to Boost an ACT. Does not count against Aug Threshold. Magneto-Mantle II: Spend 1 Scrap at the beginning of ENC to increase Damage Reduction by 1 for the phase. While DR is increased by Scrap, an enemy missing an attack of the subject rolls a new attack against a random target. Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. Improv abeelities: Salvage creates a remote bomb. freeEnc: Place or detonate remote bomb. Access to improved improv, crafting penalties reduced by 2, +1 all crafting. HP2/3 Tokens:  (Units with Poison Tokens cannot regain HP. A unit with Poison equal to Max HP suffers 1 damage in HAZ. Med Units may be spent for that purpose to remove Poison Tokens.) Sponsorship Open! Duct ails, woo-oo! With a nod to Gains as the way opened, Thoraxpen proceeded. "See you on the flip side." MOV:Power move through the Viastruct to 504
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WRECKER 13: These-Gains-Are-For-God Osmiund   HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Scrap: 02 Luxe: 00 DR: 0 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 3>2/3 Power // 3/3 Air Tokens: Augs [1/5]: Hunter-Killer Cortex: When attacking in Ambush, exhaust all Power to multiply damage by 1d4; Power is not spent on a 1. Move power move 302 > 403 WereGoat fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Sep 5, 2022 |
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WRECKER 15: Beaufer Jingco  HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 05 Luxe: 05 DR: 2 HazDR: N/A D-Augs: Meta-Static (Gain a Missile Attack: 1d6/2 Spectral; if target has non-Warp hazard tokens, it gains another token of each non-Warp type it possesses.) // Dark Condensate: May Salvage in contested hexes for 1 fewer Scrap, and all items so gained are reduced to Shambles. Augs [1/1]: Charged Myoservos (LVL1) (Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.) "It's purple cuz it's Consecrated, all sacred-like.", Ol' Jingco answered, but did not elaborate further. No, our desperaDo was too deep in contemplation of the twin blessings of his Dark Master to jaw at the uninitiated. The first, a blessing upon himself. A blessing of fortune and bounty, a blessing of Felony. Beaufer reckoned he'd have to find the time to knock over a bank to truly make it shine, but it'd do fer now. The second, a blessing of purpose. The Caravan thrummed with a dark and unholy energy, a beckoning from The-One-That-Binds. Would he accept his master's call and walk the Silent Plains once more? Oh, the places he would go... Baudolino can peek. MOV: Well, I'll reckon Ol' Beaufer did an AIM here. paper bag with a face fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Sep 5, 2022 |
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WRECKER 14: Erin Gobrach     Erin Gobrach: HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 2 Poison DR: 2 Belt resources: Medical Units: 0 Power: 1 Air: 3 Tokens: 3 Poison Augmentations: Limit: 4 Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. PoiseNR: Slots: 1 CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med-Unit when damaged Ability status: Luck of the Irish: available Item reload status: Retainers&Familiars: Limit: 2 MOV: Move to 201
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WRECKER 6: Trideohead     x3HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 03 Luxe: -3 DR: 0 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air Augs [2/2]: Spinal Array (LVL1) +1 Scan Range. Hunter-Killer Cortex (LVL1) When attacking in Ambush, exhaust all Power to multiply damage by 1d4; Power is not spent on a 1. Class Abilities: IED Salvage creates a Remote Bomb. Demolitionist Place or Detonate Bombs as a FreeENC OSHAT Expanded Improv Table. Kludge Crafting penalties reduced by 2 "Ah, it is good to meet Someone who can truly appreciate my Work! And that Mystery is most Intriguing--a Deconstruktion of your own Memory, perhaps? To view this Canvas through a fresh Lens, and new Eyes. Hm. Perhaps that is worth further Consideration, going forwards. Truly, an Inspiration. But for now... I must see what lies across the Viaduct. I do hope that I will see you There." MOV: Power move 201->302->403
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 Psichonumen Buy new challenge slot for 5 luxe New challenge You're Out Of Your Depth - Inflict crush damage on a foe with crush resistance
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WRECKER 4: Upyrass Gattahell     HP: 2/2 | MV: 3 | DR: 2 | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 4 | Scrap: 0 | Luxe: 000 | Kills: 005 Belt: 2/3 Air | 3/3 Med | 1/3 Power | Tokens: | Weapons: 2/2 | Familiars: 0/2 Fabrikit unloaded. "Moronic mooktoid. Cheeksore uptaker." Gattahell made trails to avoid the buckling hull becoming her Wrecking Crew cull. Friendolinos may see: MOV: 700 -> 701 to better avoid degradation death Sponsor Request: Hazmat-C, Depth protection. Sponsee status is open until 2 AM, dinner closes at 11 and the social bar lounge will be there for you allll night long.
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1. Barnacle Gus Movement HALT 705.   2. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD Shift to 806.    3. Specimen J-17 Jump to 701. Gattahell enters the hex! The Matador is here. Maru is here. Celebr ET enters the hex! An out-of-depth- foe emerges!      4. Upyrass Gattahell Movement to 701. J-17 enters the hex! The Matador is here. Maru is here. Celebr ET enters the hex! An out-of-depth- foe emerges! 5. The Matador The Matador takes Aim! Gattahell enters the hex! Maru is here. J-17 enters the hex! Celebr ET enters the hex! Tardigraider enters the hex! Threats emerge! An out-of-depth- foe emerges! 6. Trideohead Power Move! to 403. Gains enters the hex!     8. Baudolino P.D.F. Baudolino takes Aim! Beaufer is here. Death Cache posted:[LOCKED-Trideohead]   [Attached-Beaufer]9. Maru Lokka Maru takes Aim! The Matador is here. J-17 enters the hex! Gattahell enters the hex! Celebr ET enters the hex! Tardigraider enters the hex! Threats emerge! An out-of-depth- foe emerges! 10. Cessate Roboto Cessate takes Aim!      11. Thoraxpen DuBel Power Move! to 504.  12. Celebr ET Power Move! to 701. The Matador is here. Gattahell enters the hex! Maru is here. J-17 enters the hex! An out-of-depth- foe emerges! 13. Gains Osmiund Power Move! to 403. Trideohead enters the hex! 14. Erin Gobrach Movement to 201. 15. Beaufer Jingco Beaufer takes Aim! Baudolino is here. Death Cache posted:[LOCKED-Trideohead] [Attached-Beaufer] Wreckers, resolve Encounters! Sponsors-Only Map 
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Wrecker_01: Barnacle Gus posted:[HP:01/06][Move:04/04][[url=]Jukebox[/url]] "Damnit Roboto." ENC posted:Gus Covers. Sponsors posted:Relieved at not having to chance a Lung Bandit negotiation, but find it unfortunate to have lost said chance. Oh well. Arcanuse fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Sep 5, 2022 |
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WRECKER 11: Thoraxpen DuBel Out on loan: Augs (2/2) : Adrenal Apifactory II: When subject is hit during ENC, subject gains 1 Infest. Spend 1 Infest as a fACT to Boost an ACT. Does not count against Aug Threshold. Magneto-Mantle II: Spend 1 Scrap at the beginning of ENC to increase Damage Reduction by 1 for the phase. While DR is increased by Scrap, an enemy missing an attack of the subject rolls a new attack against a random target. Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. Improv abeelities: Salvage creates a remote bomb. freeEnc: Place or detonate remote bomb. Access to improved improv, crafting penalties reduced by 2, +1 all crafting. HP2/3 Tokens: (Units with Poison Tokens cannot regain HP. A unit with Poison equal to Max HP suffers 1 damage in HAZ. Med Units may be spent for that purpose to remove Poison Tokens.)Sponsorship Open! You con du it if you try! Cold. ENC: Boost. AJ_Impy fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Sep 7, 2022 |
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WRECKER 15: Beaufer Jingco HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 05 Luxe: 05 DR: 2 HazDR: N/A D-Augs: Meta-Static (Gain a Missile Attack: 1d6/2 Spectral; if target has non-Warp hazard tokens, it gains another token of each non-Warp type it possesses.) // Dark Condensate (May Salvage in contested hexes for 1 fewer Scrap, and all items so gained are reduced to Shambles.) Augs [1/1]: Charged Myoservos (LVL1) (Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.) Beaufer leaned against the coruscating surface of the Caravan, resolved to take it easy while he waited for the appropriate time. He pulled out a quirley from his vest and, I guess he started smoking it. It's hard to tell given the general, uh, vagueness of his there faceparts. ENC: Cover
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WRECKER 2: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 00 Luxe: -5 DR: 2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air Hazard Tokens: - D-Augs: Chose^n1 (Being attacked by a D-Breaker or purple unit or weapon Generates 1 Warp. If this would trigger a D-Crisis, one of the attackers instead suffers D-Crisis.) // Distortion Field (Replaces Suppression; inflicts Taunt on all enemy units.) Augs [1/1]: Charged Myoservos (LVL1) (Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.) A lonesome blackfathom pirate taking a nap next to the automat is rudely awakened as R0ZEG0LD manifests, arms wide, expression chipper. "💝LOVE DESCENDING💕" "BRINGING JOY🍬 AND CARRYING HOPE💖 TO ALL CHILDREN✨ OF THE 🖤DECREE♣, IT IS DIVER✨ 🌸🏵R0ZEG0LD🏵🌸" In her usual style, she shoots a peace sign towards the camdrone, and then winks at the mutant desperately scrambling to combat positions. "REMEMBER💡, A GOOD⭐ PIRATE♠ NEVER TAKES ANOTHER✨ PERSON'S❤ PROPERTY❣" With these words, she turns her back to the blackfathom, and starts skipping towards the Viaduct, seemingly without further care. ENC: Retreat to 805
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WRECKER 12: Celebr E.T. | | HP: 2/4(5) | Wounds: 3, (-1max HP.) Move: 2 Scrap: 00 Luxe: -21 DR: 1-2break=0 HazDR: N/A | HEAT: 5 Aug - Hunter-Killer Cortex: When attacking in Ambush, exhaust all Power to multiply damage by 1d4; Power is not spent on a 1. Talents: Bleeding Edge: Max HP is locked to HEAT level. Comeback: When Returning, start at HEAT 3. Greetings, Celebrenauts! Can I call you that? Of course I can. I heard diving is Trend these days. Ahaha. Can I buy your loyalty? Of course I can. I'm flat out broke but still somehow the richest person here. Why, my head is so full of money it might explode in a luxe pinata at any moment! But I'd hold that trigger if I were you, fellow wreckunits! Because I'm worth so much more money alive. At least until I do this. I can't believe I'm still alive and Improvising: 1d6 1 Improvise: Junk Tower vs Tardigrader (1), Sinker (2), Tanker (3), Trawler (4), Grunt (5), Grunt (6), Grunt (7), Grunt (8): 8#1d4 1 4 2 1 4 3 4 2 = -21 luxe!! *junk falls, some people die*
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 "Today on Better Boltholes we'll be looking at sourced repair tips for hazardous environment shelters." Bee Bonk posted:■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ "An easy fix if you can scrounge the scrap. Don't even need an expensive hexbildr for a repair job this simple." Bee Bonk posted:■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ "We've been to more than a few parties like that. Anyway, filter replacement is just one of the many automated settings on a standard fabrikit, just yank out the empty juice dispenser and turn the kit on and you'll be golden. "Now let's check back on our friends in DEEP. I see one of the Improviziers found some kind of vending machine token. Our show's main source of funding is rigging tokens like that up with remote bombs before spending them. "As for that rare isotope someone found, the canister has a tamper-proof seal that deactivates the signal that tells the luxe crucible it's worth 50L when the isotope is emptied out, so using it as expensive glue in another recipe is not what we're looking for, so we won't pay for that unless you're using it to juice up something else that can be dumped into one. We'll only pay for footage if the unopened canister itself is being hacked."
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WRECKER 5: The Matador HP: 3/3 Move: 3 Scrap: 00 Luxe: -7 DR: 0 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 0/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air Augs [2/2]: Weapon Mount (LVL1) Choose 1 weapon; attacks with it are upscaled, it is free to extract, and it cannot be destroyed while bound to this aug. Equipped: Sadness. Berserker Trigger (LVL1) Power Attacks are Upscaled for each enemy unit beyond 1 in the hex. The Debt Collector did come as promised. But so did a lot of very heavily armed thugs, and a lot of Wreckers, including the very high priority target E.T and all the problems his excessive HEAT would bring to an already dense hex in terms of dangerous targets. The Matador was tired, so very, very tired. ENC: Cover and Pray Patrons and Observers, The Matador Sincerely Requests: A Miracle Yours in bloodshed, The Matador
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WRECKER 4: Upyrass Gattahell HP: 2/2 | MV: 3 | DR: 2 | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 4 | Scrap: 0 | Luxe: -001 | Kills: 005 Belt: 2/3 Air | 3/3 Med | 1/3 Power | Tokens: | Weapons: 2/2 | Familiars: 0/2 Fabrikit unloaded. "Slimetoting... de hell?" Gattahell came upon a scene of carnage as Celebr ET rudely barnstormed the meetpoint the 'Divers' had agreed upon - followed by well-stacked killtrain of Blackfathom fucres. She shook her head in anger, took a knee, flipped the DPM rifle up and sighted down the scope until she saw a bit of slick alien-bluegrey domeskin in the scrum of collapsing stationery. "Don believe ya was invited, foo'." The Killologist primed her gun and blew the primest, juiciest, tiniest bit of... slippery tentacle... away. Her eyes widened and she looked through the sight again at the flailing mass she'd scoped in on, and starting swearing with all the volatility of someone who had finally lost the final remnants of their cool. "A roilin', rear end-reamin' banhamma 'gainst dem dam twitch-jiggaing hats!" ENC: No hardlight. Power Attack Celebr ET [1d10]=1 Sponsor Request: Hazmat-C, Depth protection. Sponsee status is closed - Gatta doesn't want your pity. Scribbleykins fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Sep 5, 2022 |
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WRECKER 3:Specimen J-17code:--Feed live-- "Rip and tear! Sort the tabs out later!" Improv [1d6]=1 Junk Tower vs Tardigraider [1d6]=5, Tanker [1d6]=2, Trawler [1d6]=3, First Grunt ET missed [1d6]=3, Second Grunt ET missed [1d6]=6 Wishlist: Depth Hazmat.
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        pre:WRECKER 9: Maru Lokka, Rookie Exo-Wrangler Scrap: 3 Luxe: -5 HEAT: LVL0 Sponsor: YOUR COMPANY HERE Sponsor Luxe: n/a ML-HP: 3/3 ML-Move: 2 ML-DR: 1DR ML-HazDR: none ⦿ [1/1 Aug] Eyegear [Lvl1] (Missile and Melee attacks are upscaled.) Belt Tokens: ⦿ Med: 3/3 They came suddenly to Maru Lokka and the Matador: first the Wreckers, then the slavering mutant hordes charging in just behind the last of them. The so-called Troupe Divers Astra Magia - assembled but missing their naming member Rozegold and the Newtype Barnacle Gus - held fast in the undersea bunker as a large and horrifying mutant brigade stomped closer. A long-limbed humanoid fitted with a red cape over a modern-looking suit of spacer armor stepped forward, drenched in water, and it blocked the bunker's aquatic entrance waving a raygun. The thing's most horrifying feature was its humongous, bulbous head, which appeared at second glance to be a smaller head stuffed inside a stitched up chimerical sea-creature. The alien face buried inside the partially-transparent flesh-bubble tried to speak and make a deal with the gathered Troupe of Wreckers, but the words were incredibly muffled and garbled, enough to seem almost mildly offensive. The weird creature then hurriedly knocked over a beam supporting a huge section of the underwater station, whereupon gushing leaks immediately sprung from the ceiling and rained all over the bunker's floors below with troublingly large gouts of freezing water. "Hey now wai-wai-wait wait! NO! Holy sheeeeeeeee-" Maru cried during the wanton destruction, breaking out from his cover at end of the tumult, "-it." Suddenly feeling very vengeful that his incredibly chill spot by the Pirate Automat would be so carelessly compromised by this newcomer, Maru ran after the source of this sudden catastrophe and tackled the troublemaker, "Not so fast, Blackfathom scum!" According to Maru's thinking, a powerful enough whack with his stun club should knock some sense into this guy, and maybe make them release the beast being forced to act as a biological diving bell. Encounter: > ENC.Wrecker: Maru Lokka swings his Horror Goad at Celebr ET! (+Aim +Eyegear +Power Attack) [1d12]=6 - Hit! 2 damage to Celebr ET! Maru's account: -6L > ENC.MBC: Flotsam Bodyguards the worst hit against owner Maru Lokka! Sponsors: Oh holy hell was that the Wrecker with the huge bounty on his head I just bowled over? I thought... oh, well... what is done is done, I'm, uh, gonna need a Sponsor to sign an exclusivity contract with me, aren't I? Galaxploitation Media... are you busy? You guys got a Promo you want me to run?!? ACT NOW! Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Sep 6, 2022 |
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WRECKER 8: Baudolino P.D.F. Free Download HP: 2/3 MV: 2 MED: 0/3 POW: 2/3 AIR: 3/3 Scrap: 0 Luxe: -4 HEAT: 1 Augs: Bone Lacing (Immune to Crits except on a roll of 4) ive tide ENC: Cover
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WRECKER 13: These-Gains-Are-For-God Osmiund HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Scrap: 02 Luxe: 00 DR: 0 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 2/3 Power // 3/3 Air Tokens: Augs [1/5]: Hunter-Killer Cortex: When attacking in Ambush, exhaust all Power to multiply damage by 1d4; Power is not spent on a 1. Retreat to 504
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   ,,,    HP: 5/5 Scrap: 0 Augs[2/5] Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. A non-Rig synthetic Rigspiked this round may be reprogrammed and Retained as an ACT. Micro-Reactor: Restore 1 Power Unit when discarding a Rad Token. Cross-Train: Dis/Mount is a FreeACT. "Fook this pirate in particular." ENC: Aimed Power Attack: Cavalry Repeater @ Adjutant B [1d12]=6 A slot on the Vanquisher's front prints out an IOU, dropping it on the bloody mess. I think my Rig Power should be at 3 before this attack, since I Recharged last ACT?
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WRECKER 14: Erin Gobrach Erin Gobrach: HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 2 Poison DR: 2 Belt resources: Medical Units: 0 Power: 1 Air: 3 Tokens: 3 Poison Augmentations: Limit: 4 Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. PoiseNR: Slots: 1 CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med-Unit when damaged Ability status: Luck of the Irish: available Item reload status: Retainers&Familiars: Limit: 2 As Erin approached the entrance to the Viaduct, a group of Blackfathom Pirates emerged from seemingly nowhere, presumably through a clever trick of stage magic of some sort, to bar her way. Stopping in her tracks, she raised her pistol, and tried to intimidate her would-be assailants: "Stay back! I AM armed you know!" Firing off two warning shots she nearly flinched as one of them accidentally took out a nearby camera, causing a small shower of electronics and glass to rain down on the floor. "You heard me! This could be you next if you don't let me pass!" ENC: Suppressed Infernista Attack vs Hacked Cam [1d6]=6 fENC: Cover
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 1. Barnacle Gus Gus takes Cover! Turret misses Gus! >Turret lays down Suppression! 2. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD R0ZEGOLD attempts to Retreat! Trawler misses R0ZEGOLD! R0ZEGOLD Retreats to 805.  3. Specimen J-17 / 4. Upyrass Gattahell / 5. The Matador / 9. Maru Lokka / 12. Celebr ET Sinker Buffs Mutants! J-17 Improvses…Junk Tower topples! >Tardigraider is hit! >Tanker avoids damage! >Trawler avoids damage! >Grunt 2 avoids damage! >Grunt 4 is hit! Gattahell misses Celebr ET! Matador takes Cover! Maru hits Celebr ET! Celebr ET Improvises…Junk Tower topples! >Tardigraider avoids damage! >Sinker is hit! >Tanker avoids damage! >Trawler avoids damage! >Grunt 1 is hit! >Grunt 2 avoids damage! >Grunt 3 is hit! >Grunt 4 avoids damage! Tardigraider hits Matador! Sinker misses Gattahell! Tanker hits Gattahell! Trawler misses Gattahell! Grunt 1 misses Gattahell! Grunt 2 hits Gattahell! Grunt 3 hits Gattahell! Grunt 4 hits Gattahell! Matador takes 3 damage (reduced from 4)! Gattahell takes 2 damage (reduced from 4) and 1 Poison! >CS Medical spends 1 Med to restore 1 HP! Celebr ET takes 2 damage! Lifelink! Parasitic BioBoostR takes 2 daamge and is destroyed! Tardigraider loses 1 Buff, takes 4 damage, and is destroyed! >Celebr ET receives Balance Balancer! >Celebr ET receives Gold Reward Crate...it contains 5 Scrap and ExtendAir! Sinker loses 1 Buff, takes 4 damage, and is destroyed! >Celebr ET +10L Grunt 1 loses 1 Buff, takes 4 damage, and is destroyed! >Celebr ET +10L Grunt 3 loses 1 Buff, takes 4 damage, and is destroyed! >Celebr ET +10L Grunt 4 loses 1 Buff, takes 4 damage, and is destroyed! >Celebr ET +10L [Creaky Hull] The hull creaks and groans! [Creaky Hull] The hull creaks and groans! [Creaky Hull] The hull creaks and groans! [Creaky Hull] The hull creaks and groans! [Creaky Hull] The hull degrades! [Creaky Hull] The hull is already degraded! [x11] The Matador is down! >Celebr ET receives a Killer Crate (Rookie)…it contains 5 Scrap and AmmunizR!  Wrecker Down posted:
Celebr ET is down! >Celebr ET receives a Killer Crate (Rookie)…it contains 5 Scrap and AmmunizR! Wrecker Down posted:
Bonus Mission Unlocked posted:The Secret of Celebr ET’s Gold: Legend says that an Exemplary TrendR once racked up a huge bounty on himself, only for it to vanish into the ether due to an attribution error. 6. Trideohead / 13. Gains Osmiund Trideohead attempts to Retreat! Gains attempts to Retreat! Nautolisk 1 misses Trideohead! Nautolisk 2 misses Trideohead! Viaduct is shattered, and replaced by The Abyss! Trideohead Retreats to 404.  Gains Retreats to 504. Thoraxpen is here. 8. Baudolino P.D.F. / 15. Beaufer Jingco Baudolino takes Cover! Beaufer takes Cover! Seestar gnaws on Beaufer! Lost Angler misses Baudolino from SW! Beaufer takes no damage (reduced from 1) and 1 Break! 10. Cessate Roboto Hacked Cam Upscales Blackfathom! Power Attack! Cessate hits Adjutant B! Urchin misses Cessate! Adjutant B hits Cessate! Tanker hits Cessate! Grunt 1 misses Cessate! Grunt 2 misses Cessate! Cessate’s Vanquisher takes no damage (reduced from 2) and 1 Break! Adjutant B takes 13 DAMAGE (reduced from 15) and is destroyed...An ominous hush falls over pirate com chatter! >Cessate +1L [Degraded Hull] The hull is Breached!  11. Thoraxpen DuBel Thoraxpen Boosts ACT! Gains Retreats into the hex! 14. Erin Gobrach Hacked Cam Upscales Blackfathom! Erin takes Cover! Erin hits Hacked Cam! Turret hits Erin! >Turret lays down Suppression! Grunt 1 misses Erin! Grunt 2 misses Erin! Erin takes no damage (reduced from 2)! Hacked Cam takes 3 damage and is destroyed! >Erin +1L  Wreckers, take Action!  Sponsors-Only Map 
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WRECKER 2: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 00 Luxe: 15 DR: 2 HazDR: none Trauma Counter: 2/5 Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air Hazard Tokens: - D-Augs: Chose^n1 (Being attacked by a D-Breaker or purple unit or weapon Generates 1 Warp. If this would trigger a D-Crisis, one of the attackers instead suffers D-Crisis.) // Distortion Field (Replaces Suppression; inflicts Taunt on all enemy units.) Augs [1/1]: Charged Myoservos (LVL1) (Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.) R0ZEG0LD has stopped her skipping, instead standing still as an image in the viaduct. Still, and holding something in her hand. R0ZEG0LD posted:"AHA🎶, I KNEW IT❣ HIS 💎💗HEART CRYSTAL💗💎 IS STILL INTACT✨" She keeps staring at the clasp shining between her fingers in all its discount-bin luster, her expression void. R0ZEG0LD posted:"no di͓̗͙̙͇̮̫̳͔͍vé̢͡r͓̠͍̟̜̗̣�̷͢͞ ̸̸͓̼̱̙̹̱̤͍̞̞̫̳͓̰̹́m̴͠a̵҉y ̯̱̼̫̳͚̲͈͚̯͎̦�d̪̜i̭̭̪̦̕e̸�̦̳͕͈͍̩̭̀̀̕ ̵̷̢̤̪͎̪̳͕̻͓̺̰a҉s̩͈͉ ̫͙̗̣̠ĺ̺͕̬͚͓͔̜͇̠͇̞o҉̳̟̮̙̳̣̪̳̜̼͖n̫̩̻̭ͅǵ҉̮͈̖̬̫͓̺̣͕͉̥̪́ ̰͚̩̙͍̺͚̟̫̗̼͓̟a̝͍̼͖̹͚͙̖̭̠͎̝͉̥͝s̭̗̳͙͙̱̞ t̻̻͇͈̰̻̟̪̜̮ͅhḙ̥̦͎̜̕͞ͅir̙̘̲̬̩̺̝̥̼͕͓̳̗ͅͅ ̩̝�̹̘̮̺̱̻͓̲̭̙̱̺h͝ę̢͎̙̭̹͙͕̪̰ar̠̤̭t̞�͔̠̦̙̭̺̟̱̝͎͚̣̫̟ͅ ͏̞͖̼͎͎̫̼͓͜͡r̙̝͚̳̥̯̖̣͔̳̭͇e̟̗̹̲̼̫̳̪̹ͅͅͅm̵͙̥͓̗̙͖̮͞͠a͕̗̤̣̗ͅinş̞̗͈͍̖̤̻͈̠̼̱̻̘̦͜͡ͅ�͍͉̳̥̥̼̘̦̖̯̠̞̟̰"̣͚̳̜͙̝͖͓̬ͅ There is a soft crackle as she presses her thumb down upon the thing, causing it to disintegrate into fleeting, purple sparks. Then, silence. ACT: Recharge Power Theantero fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Sep 7, 2022 |
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[quote="Jvie" post="526053506"] ,,, HP: 5/5 Scrap: 0 Augs[2/5] Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. A non-Rig synthetic Rigspiked this round may be reprogrammed and Retained as an ACT. Micro-Reactor: Restore 1 Power Unit when discarding a Rad Token. Cross-Train: Dis/Mount is a FreeACT.  "DIBS" ACT: Repair 1 Break from the Vanquisher FreeACT: Join the CET tontine
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WRECKER 11: Thoraxpen DuBel Out on loan: Augs (2/2) : Adrenal Apifactory II: When subject is hit during ENC, subject gains 1 Infest. Spend 1 Infest as a fACT to Boost an ACT. Does not count against Aug Threshold. Magneto-Mantle II: Spend 1 Scrap at the beginning of ENC to increase Damage Reduction by 1 for the phase. While DR is increased by Scrap, an enemy missing an attack of the subject rolls a new attack against a random target. Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. Improv abeelities: Salvage creates a remote bomb. freeEnc: Place or detonate remote bomb. Access to improved improv, crafting penalties reduced by 2, +1 all crafting. HP2/3 Tokens: (Units with Poison Tokens cannot regain HP. A unit with Poison equal to Max HP suffers 1 damage in HAZ. Med Units may be spent for that purpose to remove Poison Tokens.) Sponsorship Open! The killiest and the craftiest! Thoraxpen scanned the Cheevo lists (And sent autoDolez to the Rekt ones), choosing not to accept the last being standing lottery. Oh no, he had bigger plans. What happens when you cross an apex legacy armor mod with a one-shot engine of restitution? Let's find out. ACT: Boosted Craft. Combine Balance Balancr and CS-Ally using Surplus Biological Sample as Glue. Aim being to unlock CS-Ally's defensive capabilities, substituting in the Balancr's capabilities for acquiring and redeeming luxe for the locally-absent faction shenanigans. +1 from boost. +1 from Busy Bee. Negate up to -2 in penalties. Combine Balance Balancr and CS-Ally using Surplus Biological Sample as Glue [1d6+2]=2+2=4 Cheevo Cheeved! Galaxploitation Media >Abuser Interface: Modify an item that interacts with a map feature (For example, a triploon, a balance balancr, a command fob or a vault key)
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  Greetings Friendunits. We are GEN Cultural Liaison to the [Decree, subset; Wrecking Crew LTD.] Genericae [Null]. Turns out, the candle that burns twice as bright, is extinguished four times as quickly. Eight times when it happens underwater. Note to self: Scrap project FLOODLIGHTS at earliest inconvenience. Submitting new challengeoppourtunity: >> SUBscribe for more. Scan or negotiate with something that has already been scanned or negotiated with, unlocking its juiciest secrets!
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  The Historical Recreation and Restoration Society: Luxe Box: One Beta Crate "Oh for the love of the thrice dames tapestry of humanity!" The outburst was punctuated by a lovingly created traditional Germanic beerstein being slammed on a table, which groaned audibly under the weight. "Can we not get one of our wreckers to survive more than a few turns into this bloody game, just one! Not getting jumped as soon as they exit the pods, not having jelly bones and not getting singled out exclusively by every bloody enemy on the map!?" "Aggravating, YOU, Diver Maru, Diver J-17, Diver? Gattahell you at least *tried* to help this bag of bones not be an embarrassment to me, which one of you wants the sponsorship? First come first serve " New Challenge >Peep The Horror - Find the Gazer Bream TheNabster fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Sep 7, 2022 |
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pre:WRECKER 9: Maru Lokka, Rookie Exo-Wrangler Scrap: 3 -> ??? Luxe: 9 HEAT: LVL0 Sponsor: YOUR COMPANY HERE Sponsor Luxe: n/a ML-HP: 3/3 ML-Move: 2 ML-DR: 1DR ML-HazDR: none ⦿ [1/1 Aug] Eyegear [Lvl1] (Missile and Melee attacks are upscaled.) Belt Tokens: ⦿ Med: 3/3 Time stood still when Maru Lokka heard the Wrecker Celebr E.T. strike the hard metal floor like a wet sack of heavy foam bricks. Gunfire and chaos continued to erupt from all around them as Maru witnessed the bizarre, alien-like Wrecker wheeze his last, in seeming slow-motion. The mutilated sea-creature that was still grasping around the dying man's head was itself also gasping for breath, but it was sputtering and gushing out red fluids instead. Darkened clouds pooled beneath them, and Maru realized that what he'd done was irreversible. Time immediately resumed when another large metal beam collapsed nearby, causing a critical support structure to fall and crush a whole slew of attacking cyber-pirates. The enemy Blackfathom were blocked off by the new wall of wreckage but a torrential downpour of seawater had begun spraying in from leaks all over the ceiling. Maru spun around to discover that The Matador was nowhere to be seen after the collapse - only Upyrass Gattahell and Specimen J-17 remained. "Who let those fishfuckins in the fort?!" Maru screamed over the rushing water, "We need to seal up this chestnut, AySAP!" The three trapped members of Troupe Divers Astra Magia began shoring up whatever they could with absolutely anything they could grab. Action: (Upyrass Gattahell and Specimen J-17 may peek where spoilered) > freeACT.SWAP: Maru Lokka swaps: SWAPMEET posted:Maru receives Fabrikit from Gattahell. > ACT.Wrecker: Maru uses his Fabrikit and [ScanData]$ to repair the Degraded Hull Hazard! > ACT.AutoFishonoid: Maru sends out Autofishonoid Jetsam! Destination: 705, Target: Weapon or else a Lure [1d8]=5 > freeACT.Mission: Maru Sponsors: Whaaat?! I didn't get the bounty for killing that Wrecker? Why's this show gotta bust its whole rear end just to keep me from getting a payday? The Sponsor Ship is cruising outta port, and the locals are apparently more skint than I am - H.R.R.S., I accept your kind Sponsorship offer! Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Sep 7, 2022 |
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The Historical Recreation and Restoration Society: Luxe Box: "Capital! Here's your box." >Send one Beta Crate to Maru Lokka TheNabster fucked around with this message at 09:37 on Sep 7, 2022 |
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