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Not Alex
Oct 9, 2012

Cut loose before the god eaters show up.
WRECKER 3:Specimen J-17


code:
H:2 $:20 L:55
5 Burn DR 3 Freeze DR
Aug - Weapon Mount: Choose 1 weapon; attacks with it are upscaled, it is free to extract, and it cannot be destroyed while bound to this aug. DPM Rifle mounted.
Mut - Technovore: Gain +1 Scrap from Salvage and deal +1 damage (+1 per Rad) to synth targets; Heal ACTs additionally consume 1 Scrap.
Mut - Toxiferoid: Poison Tokens do not impede healing, and may be consumed as a freeACT to restore a like number of HP; non-mutation healing is only half as effective (rounded down).
Mut - Batrachian Legs: +1 Mv (Jump), +1 per Rad; cannot use the Mount action.
Mut - Chitinous Carapace: Damage Reduction +3; may not wear Armor
Urchin default orders: ENC- Provide Backlash
--Ssubscrieptionek handshake--
--Feed live--

"Alright bloodhogs, we have some serious business to deal with while the J-ster chews on a climate control unit or two. What do we name our new friendurchin? Poll Max time!"

:siren: Name the Urchin :siren:
Sponsors may put forward a name for the spikiest boy or vote for an existing one. Wreckers just get to vote. Winner gets the next promo dedicated to their illustrious brand.

Mimic Junker Elan
Mimic Junker Smash and Grab
ACT: Salvage for 3$
fACT: Salvage for 3$
fACT: +1 heat gen
fACT: Spend 3 poison to heal 3

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The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
WRECKER 6: Trideohead



HP: 2/2 (3) Move: 2 Scrap: 03 Luxe: 8
DR: 2 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 1/3 Med // 0/3 Power // 3/3 Air
Augs [2/2]: Spinal Array (LVL1) +1 Scan Range. Hunter-Killer Cortex (LVL1) When attacking in Ambush, exhaust all Power to multiply damage by 1d4; Power is not spent on a 1.
Class Abilities: IED Salvage creates a Remote Bomb. Demolitionist Place or Detonate Bombs as a FreeENC OSHAT Expanded Improv Table. Kludge Crafting penalties reduced by 2
Familiar Autofishanoid: 1/1 Power.
Haz Tokens 1 Rad 5 Poison

Slowly, painfully, Trideo pulled himself out of the radioactive hole, brushing octopus guts off of his armor.

"An excellent Shot. And the Neo-Dadaism on the Execution Line was much appreciated. It was very..." Trideo sighed and slumped a bit. "Trend."

fACT: Swap Receive Slyqr and Decoy from Erin
fACT Swap CS Mod to SLYQR
fACT discard CSII for 1 med token
fACT scrap Surplus GroGutz for one scrap.
ACT Spend two med tokens to remove one Poison and one Rad
Fishanoid ACT Send to 801
Autofishanoid Grab CS1 from Death Cache [1d8]=1

The Lord of Hats fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Sep 29, 2022

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 14: Erin Gobrach




Erin Gobrach: HP: 1/2/(3) Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 2 Poison DR: 2
Belt resources: Medical Units: 1 Power: 1 Air: 2
Tokens:
6 Poison 1 Rad

Augmentations: Limit: 4
Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.

PoiseNR:
Slots: 1
CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med-Unit when damaged

Ability status:
Luck of the Irish: available

Item reload status:
[X] JAM: Full

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 2
MBC: HP: 2/2 DR: 1

fACT: Swap: Trade Slyqr to Trideohead
fACT: Swap: Trade Hardlight Decoy to Trideohead
fACT: Deploy 1 SaniGel for 1 Med
fACT: Recharge 1 Med
ACT: Heal: Spend 3 Med to Remove 1 Rad, 2 Poison tokens
MBC ACT: Provide 1 Air to Erin

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"


The Historical Recreation and Restoration Society:
Luxe Box: 20L

Not Alex posted:

:siren: Name the Urchin :siren:
Sponsors may put forward a name for the spikiest boy or vote for an existing one. Wreckers just get to vote. Winner gets the next promo dedicated to their illustrious brand.

Delightful! A traditional crowd sourced naming competition, classic to the social media age of telecommunications, at least before the incident.

To fit with the nautical theme how about Bosun?

TheNabster fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Sep 29, 2022

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"


The Historical Recreation and Restoration Society:
Luxe Box: 20L (-10L)

Oh right one more thing now we've found the elusive captain of the Blackfathoms we were looking for.

Prune that family tree a little more than Bonnie-Anne did.

>Purchase a 3rd challenge slot for 10L
*NEW* Oh Captain! My Captain!
: Kill Gobcom Hivegrace

TheNabster fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Sep 29, 2022

vorebane
Feb 2, 2009

"I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters



Yknow ive always wanted to do this!! Oh dont worry im sure the darlings will like it in there!

Challenge - Auxiliary Power Surprise - craft a plugging horror into your rig

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011



Challenge Completion posted:

MODIFiCATION TRANSMogRIFICATION: Modify an existing Aug or Mutation or similar with a crafting action
Thoraxpen +10L
Rook +5L

Improv Knight: Craft two items together without using a crafting component.
Thoraxpen +10L
Galaxploitation +5L

Fashionably Late: Critique a dead sapient’s outfit in ACT. Body must be present in same hex as the Wrecker staking the claim.
Baudolino +22L
GEN +5L

2. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD

Wrecking Wresumes for prjkt.R0ZEGOLD, wredeployed at 800!
Maru is here.


R0ZEGOLD receives Crisis Cuttler!



3. Specimen J-17

J-17 takes 1 damage to Mimic [Junker]Elan!
J-17 takes 1 damage to Mimic [Junker]Smash and Grab!
J-17 Salvages for 3 Scrap!
J-17 Salvages for 3 Scrap!
J-17 pulls a fancy move…+1 HEATgen!
J-17 spends 3 Poison to restore 3 HP!


4. Upyrass Gattahell

Gattahell uses Restor8!
[Boost] Gattahell spends 3 Med to remove 1 Rad and 3 Poison!
Scanning…
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
[Hazard] Morbid Muck
Biodetritus, Industrial Runoff, and Human Waste have transformed the quiet basins of Enceladus into treacherous graveyards which GLOB imports can only do so much to counter.
[Orders Unlocked]
ACT: Ambush (Rig)
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
Scan complete.


6. Trideohead

SWAP posted:

Erin gives SlyqR to Trideohead.
Erin gives Hardlight Decoy to Trideohead.
Trideohead transfers CS-Medical to SlyqR.
Trideohead discards CS Suite II for 1 Med!
Trideohead scraps GroGutz!
Trideohead spends 2 Med to remove 1 Rad and 1 Poison!
Grunt calls for help…reinforcements arrive!



8. Baudolino P.D.F.

Baudolino plunders Death Cache!

Loot posted:

Adrenomax…Scrapped!
Squidpack…Looted!
Air Tank x2…Looted!
CS Suite I…Discarded; +3 Med!
Steelito…Looted!
Saf-T Pal…Looted!
Gasteroid…Released!
Balance BalancR…Looted!
Explosive Lure…Looted!

Baudolino cuts a Promo!
Baudolino launches Assist Flare!
Review Bomb! Promo is doubly effective!
Hacked Cam alerts Blackfathom!

Grunt calls for help…there is no response!
Grunt calls for help…there is no response!


9. Maru Lokka

MBC restores 1 Air!
Autofishanoid recharges 1 Power!
Maru spends 3 Med to remove 1 Rad and 2 Poison!
Fixer deploys a Turret!
R0ZEGOLD wredeploys!


10. Cessate Roboto

SWAP posted:

Beaufer gives 1 Scrap to Cessate.
Cessate Dismounts!
Cessate Salvages for 3 Scrap and replenishes 1 Power!
Cessate Salvages for 2 Scrap!
Cessate Mounts Vanquisher!


11. Thoraxpen BuBel

[Boost]Thoraxpen Crafts [Air Tank]<(0)>[Abyssal Acclimation]…Success!

Mutation posted:

Abyssal Acclimation is now:
Abyssal Acclimation: Prevents ill effects from Freeze Tokens. Grants Depth 2. Subject loses 1 Air every HAZ in Crush 0 zones, or suffers 10 damage (ignoring DR)


14. Erin Gobrach

SWAP posted:

Erin gives SlyqR to Trideohead.
Erin gives Hardlight Decoy to Trideohead.
MBC restores 1 Air!
Erin uses SaniGel!
Erin Recharges 1 Med!
Erin spends 3 Med to remove 1 Rad and 2 Poison!
Grunt calls for help…reinforcements arrive!



15. Beaufer Jingco

SWAP posted:

Beaufer gives 1 Scrap to Cessate.
Beaufer Recharges 1 Power!
Gazer Bream Scans Beaufer and discovers a weakness!



[Breached Hull]
Crush is now 1!
Baudolino loses 1 Air!
Baudolino takes 4 damage (reduced from 5)!
Hacked Cam takes 5 Damage and is destroyed!
Hacked Turret takes 5 Damage and is destroyed!
Hacked Turret takes 5 Damage and is destroyed!
:siren: Baudolino is Down! :siren:

Wrecker Down posted:

A Death Cache is deployed at 801!
Scrap set to 0!
HEAT set to 0!
Baudolino P.D.F., [Return] or [Give Up]?
Station zone clings precariously to structural cohesion!

[Fission Hole]
Trideohead receives 1 Rad!
Erin receives 1 Rad!

[Le Poisson]
Trideohead is Poisoned…he takes 1 damage!
Erin is Poisoned...she takes 1 damage!
Erin Defies Death, remaining at 1 HP!

[Thaw Deal]
Cessate loses 1 Freeze!
Vanquisher loses 1 Freeze!

[Round 10 HAZard Roulette]
Hot Commodity: Salvage gives +$1/unit, Lootroll auto-succeeds, and crates give an extra item, but Salvage, Swap, and opening Crates and Caches inflicts 1 Burn.





Sponsors-Only Map

Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Sep 30, 2022

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019

[000L][1x Gamma Crate][sub]

"We're experiencing some slight technical difficulties at this time."
"Something to do with contacting individuals outside permitted channels, trivialities like that."
"While we sort that out, how about we give you something to do, hm?"
"Wreckers love trivial tasks, so let me get the hat..."

Challenge Hat Drawing posted:

Which challenge will it be? MJ/DDP/P/BK/LB/HT: 1d6 6
[6][Harvest Time]:[ACT:Reap a Seed from any hazard. Any hazard.][Repeatable]

"Oh, fingers slipped there.
But that's fine, Harvest Time is something we've been wanting to get at anyways."
"Happy coincidence, that."
"I'll file the details for your later perusal."

quote:

New Challenge!
[Harvest Time]:[ACT:Reap a Seed from any hazard. Any hazard.][Repeatable]
FunFactz:
*Did you know you can find Seedz anywhere, with the proper tools? Or sufficient gumption.
*Seedz are always valuable, but some seedz pack a lot more oomph than others!
*The best Seedz come from the riskiest of harvests. Poke the abyss. If you dare.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give



Ordering a SLOTDrone to Erin Gobrach carrying a Bufferfish and a Surplus DPM Pistol for (25+20+5-5(Surplus delivery)+4)=49 Luxe (20 Brainfood, 29 Erin)!

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Rook Engineered Organisms

This is Rook.

...

Wrecker [ROZEGOLD], we are
DISSApOINTED
to see you fall.

We are most desirous to see our products on display.

...

Do not fail us again.

This was Rook.

(New Challenge:
ELECtIVE PURgERY: Use an ACT to remove an Aug.
Delivery to ROZEGOLD : SLOTdrone with Marine Biocover and Surplus CS Suite II for (25+5-5(Surplus)+16+7) = 48L (35L Rook +13L R0ZEG0LD)

charms
Oct 14, 2012


Wrecker 8 - Baudolino P.D.F. Free Download

quote:

Review Bomb! Promo is doubly effective!

dident ecspect it to be this usles Ⅳ/Ⅴ

[Return]

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"


The Historical Recreation and Restoration Society:
Luxe Box: 10L

One more additional thing, I feel like I could perhaps word this challenge a little more precisely so

Changing Challenge Wording:
>D-Struction D-Duction: Repair a damaged D-Viastruct
becomes
>D-Struction D-Duction: Extend new Viaduct from a D-Viastruct

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum



(x2)(x3)
pre:
     WRECKER 9: Maru Lokka, Rookie Exo-Wrangler
Sponsor: The Historical Recreation and Restoration Society	Sponsor Luxe: 10L
Scrap: 2$	Luxe: 047L	HEAT: LVL1	Kills: 05
ML-HP: 2/3	ML-Move: 2	ML-DR: 1DR	ML-HazDR: none
⦿ [1/1 Aug] Eyegear [Lvl1] (Missile and Melee attacks are upscaled.)
    Belt Tokens: 
⦿ Med:		0/3 
⦿ Power:	2/3 
⦿ Air:		2/3 
 Hazard Tokens:	none
     Gamma Rig: Crushclaw "S.S. Shankar"  
GC-HP: 2/2	ML-Move: 2	GC-DR: 0/2RigDR	GC-HazDR: Synth, Depth 1
⦿ Rig Power:	3/3 
 Rig Hazard Tokens: 	1/2 BURN  // 2/2 Break 
 Hatch Status: Closed 
     Minion, Familiar: Marine Biocover "Flotsam"  
MBC-HP: 1/2	MBC-DR: 1DR	MBC-HazDR: Mutant
 MBC Hazard Tokens: 	1/2 POI 
     Minion, Familiar: Autofishonoid "Jetsam"  
AF-HP: 1/1	AF-DR: none	AF-HazDR: Synth
⦿ AFonoid Power: 1/1  

    Rig Parts:
Weapon: KrabhamR (1d4/1m, melee) // Armor: HardShel (2RigDR)
Tool1: CrushPeelR (+Break to attack) // Tool2: Ommatidia (ACT: Lock On)

    Wrecker Gear:
Armor [1/1)]: Combat Suite 1 (1 DR Armor. freeANY: Discard to restore up to any 3 resources)
    2/2 Armor Mods: Loyalty (+1 Minion slot) // Efficiency (Reloading Utilities costs -1 Scrap)
Weapons [2/2]: Horror Goad (1d6/2 +Hunter, Melee. 0/1 Mods)
    Pneumaripper (1d8/2 +Break, Melee. 2Air:+1dam. 0/1 Mods)
Utilities [2/2]: Medikit (Loaded Reload: 1$. ACT: perform Heal order on another unit in hex)
    AmmunizR (Kills automatically perform a Reload on Scrap-reloadable items)
Minions [2/5]: Marine Biocover (2HP 1DR Mutant Familiar, Passive. ENC: Bodyguard. ACT: Restore 1 Air to controller)
    Autofishonoid (1HP 1POW Synth Familiar. 1POW&ACT: Collect item from a hex, 1d8 attack if contested. ACT: Recover Power units)  
Consumables: Air Tank (x2), [Surplus] Power Cell, [Surplus] Remotivator
Key Items: Some Hat, BF Triploon (x3) 
Notes: May interact with Hostile units. Neutral units are Hostile.

Listen Along with Theo: Sex Born Poison - Air

Slowly, Maru Lokka emerged from the deepest depths of his drug-induced cocoon to the dawning realization that the violent bomb blasts erupting all around his rig's position had slowly died away, and he still hadn't been been ejected from his Crushclaw's cockpit just yet. Something must have happened to the two enemy mutants who'd been using his rig as target practice, and if they weren't spooked by something arriving, then perhaps they needed to restock and replenish their supplies of armor-shredding explosives. Regardless of the reasons for their disappearance, a small part of Maru was dreading his next encounter with them. The other, much larger part of the Wrecker was still too far blitzed on feelgood drugs to have any appropriate fear for the Reaper.

"Y'hear that, Flotsam?" Maru spoke to the sickly biocover in his lap. "Sweet, silent success."

The Marine Biocover Flotsam croaked wetly in restrained excitement, no longer quite so prepared to die.

There was a sudden burst of trickling static throughout Maru's rig readouts that tickled his eyegear ferociously, even as he successfully resolved the ambient static into coherent visuals. He could just barely make it out:

A purple door was opening at the entrance of the D-formed Strato-Cradle, releasing a large cloud of steam and smoke amid a colorful shower of lasers, sparks, and other mystical special effects.

A strange aural hallucination began manifesting in Maru's audio centers, gripping the Exo-Wrangler's fascinated attention. Over an acoustic guitar repeating simple chords, he heard facets of his own inner voice interacting with an [outsider] within his mind, one that reminded him faintly of Rozegold...

Sex Born Poison - lyrics by Air posted:

Shoot, use your gun of life
I'm not afraid to die
In your arms
Shoot, use your gun of life
Keep on watching me
Eyes on/Poison me

目覚めさす (mezamesasu)
Prince from the biomass
愛欲の波に泳ぐ (aiyoku no nami ni oyogu)
叶えよう (kanaeyou)
滅びなき愛 (horobinaki ai)
でも今は時間が無い (demo ima wa jikan ga nai)
欲望の sensor (yokubou no sensor)
交わす愛の juice (kawasu ai no juice)
導火線に火をともす (doukasen ni hi wo tomosu)
走れ非常口へ (hashire hijouguchi he)
冷却 system on (reikyaku system on)
届かざる七番目の空 (todokazaru nanabannme no sora)

Who dares to wake me?
Prince from the biomass
Swimming in the waves of your intimacy
I'm able to offer
My love for centuries
But I have no time right now
Meet my desire sensors
My atom juice of joy
You want to fuse my affective circuits
Run to the fire exit
Use your coolant system
You'll never reach the 7th sky today

The mind of the mostly-baseline human boggled under the pressures that such extra-dimensional contact created.

'What did this mean?' wondered Maru Lokka, as he suffered to understand anything at all.

Without a coherent thought behind his actions, Maru Lokka activated his soon-to-be-rekt rig into high gear and watched with rapt apathy as his viewscreens' gamma-height position trampled past an entire mutant defensive encampment near the entrance of the D-Strato-Cradle.

Movement: (Wreckers known to be in Scan range network may peek) (Changed in next post)
> MOV.Rig: Maru Lokka moves to the northwest (800 -> 700) changed to AIM in next post!
> freeMOV.Track: Maru tracks Rozegold (if capable)!

Sponsors: Hey H.R.R.S. - I think it's reaching the time where we might have to bail on this whole station over here. What do you think? I might ask you to send me the keys to a Corvette, soon...

Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Oct 2, 2022

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



"It's that time of year again. We're out scouting the wilderness looking for the remains of amateur filmmakers who thought they could make a quick buck shooting amateur films before being ripped to shreds by local wildlife or pissed off locals."

Spending 10L on a Challenge Slot
The Footage Foundation:
Hack a Hacked Cam to redirect its signal to Galaxploitation.

super sweet best pal fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Oct 1, 2022

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011



Sponsorship posted:

Brainfood spends 49L(20BF, 29EGB) for SLOTdrone Delivery of Bufferfish and Surplus DPM Pistol.
Rook spends 48L(35REO, 13PRG) for SLOTdrone Delivery of MBC and Surplus CS Suite II.

J-17 receives a Gamma Sponsor Crate…it contains 3 Air tanks!

Erin’s SLOTdrone reels Bomb-SquaHo-CBurg! Hi3 Straight!
Erin receives StraitN Arrow, Bufferfish and Surplus DPM Pistol!

R0ZEGOLD’s SLOTdrone reels CBurg-Froot-CBurg!
R0ZEGOLD receives 1L, MBC, and Surplus CS Suite II!

pre:
ACCOUNTS						
2. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD		9
3. Specimen J-17		61
4. Upyrass Gattahell		60
6. Trideohead			23
8. Baudolino P.D.F.		65
9. Maru Lokka			47
10. Cessate Roboto		39
11. Thoraxpen BuBel		45		Bank:15
14. Erin Gobrach		26
15. Beaufer Jingco		21

HEAT posted:

Thoraxpen is cooling down[L1]!
Gattahell is cooling down[L2]!

J-17 receives 1L for HEATgen!

TeuthisTek presents Kill-o-Vision® posted:

Thoraxpen BuBel (16 Kills / 32 Career) [HEAT 1/2]<Bounty 20>
Upyrass Gatahell (9 Kills) [HEAT 2/3] <Bounty 30>
Specimen J-17 (8 Kills) [HEAT 5] <Bounty 316>
Erin Gobrach (8 Kills) [HEAT 2] <Bounty 20>
Trideohead (8 Kills / 1 Down) [HEAT 1/2] <Bounty 20>
Maru Lokka (5 Kills) [HEAT 1] <Bounty 0>
Cessate Roboto (3 Kills / 11 Career / 1 WK) [HEAT 0/1]<Bounty 141>
Beaufer Jingco (3 Kills) [HEAT 0/1] <Bounty 0>
Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD (2 Kills) [HEAT 0] <Bounty 0>
Baudolino P.D.F. Free Download (1 Kills / 1 Down) [HEAT 0/3] <Bounty 136>

Sponsor Stipend posted:

Pertinax +5L
Rook +10L
Psichonumen +5L
Brainfood +10L
Galaxploitation +5L
Magitek +10L
GEN +10L
HRRS +10L
Olmecha +5L
pre:
Pertinax AmmoFab	25		Coming Soon			X:J-17		
RookEngOrg		10		Coming Soon			X:R0ZEGOLD
Psichonumen		35		Plugging Horror			X:Cessate		
Brainfood		10		Bufferfish			X:Erin		
Galaxploitation Media	15		Coming Soon			X:0		
Magitek Mafia		25		THAUMY Gun			X:Beaufer	
GEN			25		Flashmat			X:Trideohead	
HRRS			20		Corvette			X:Maru	
Olmecha Burgerobotics	5		Coming Soon		X:0
_________________________________________________________________
LOCKED ACCOUNTS
Academy of Titan	0		Coming Soon			X:0		1 Gamma Crate	
YEETCorp		0		Coming Soon			X:0		1 Beta Crate
Cosmiq			0		Coming Soon			X:0
Dubhan Bespoke Armor	0		Coming Soon			X:0		1 Gamma Crate
Wrecker Retirement Fund	44
_________________________________________________________________
GOLD CET TONTINE	350L
Cessate Roboto		116L
Baudolino PDF		116L
Specimen J-17		116L

Sponsor Challenges posted:

Rook EngOrg
>ELECtIVE PURgERY: Use an ACT to remove an Aug.
>WHAT MAkES YoU TICK: Hack yourself or another (consenting or incapacitated) Wrecker

Brainfood Upcycled Nootropics
>Hot Extremophilia Action: Spend an ACT to collect a sample from a Vent.
>More Like Fixing Crew: Repair a map hazard by following the directions as indicated.

Psichonumen
>Auxiliary Power Surprise: craft a plugging horror into your rig
>You're Out Of Your Depth: Inflict crush damage on a foe with crush resistance

Pertinax AmmoFab
>Go Fish: Enter promo code BOOMPOON at the Luxe Crucible to begin a quest chain with fabulous prizes.
>[O]

Galaxploitation Media
>B/D Eyes: Apify for D-form a Consumable that applies an Aug or Mutation.
>The Footage Foundation: Hack a Hacked Cam to redirect its signal to Galaxploitation.
>[0]

Magitek Mafia
>Rizzo's Rusting Grasp: Inflict at least one Hazard Token on a Synth.
>Proactive Niche Enforcement: Craft or otherwise change Some Hat into a Magitek-branded item.

GEN
>Are you lonesome, TONTINE?: Kill a member of the CET gold tontine.
>Filmreel them in: Scan something caught by the fishing mini-game.
>Time Waster Waster: ACT to Waste TIme at a Pirate Automat whilst your partner ACTs to lay ambush.

HRRS
>Peep The Horror: Find the Gazer Bream [WC: Enter the same hex]
>D-Struction D-Duction: Extend new Viaduct from a D-Viastruct
>Oh Captain! My Captain!: Kill Gobcom Hivegrace

Olmecha Burgerobotics
>Harvest Time (Repeatable (0/5): Reap a Seed from any hazard. Any hazard.


D-Breaker Special Objectives
Rozegold (5/10) / Beaufer (0/10)
>Craft with a D-Formed Rank 1 component. [+1 Dvo]
>Craft with a D-Formed Rank 2 component. [+3 Dvo]
>Craft with a D-Formed Rank 3 component. [+5 Dvo]
>Fail to Shift through a barrier [+1 Dvo]
>Successfully Shift through a barrier [+5 Dvo; One-Time]
>Successfully Hack to D-Form a Map Feature. [+5 Dvo]
>Suffer a D-Crisis. [+5 Dvo; One-Time]
>Cause another Wrecker to suffer D-Crisis by inflicting Warp. [+5 Dvo]
>Defeat another D-Breaker. [X Dvo]

CREW CART posted:

Available for 50L to Wreckers Only:




:siren: Wreckers, get Moving! :siren:

Sponsors-Only Map

Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Oct 2, 2022

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019

[005L][1x Gamma Crate]

[The Burger Rep is not available at this time. Please leave a message after the dial.]

Sponsorship Offer: TrendR Baudolino PDF

quote:

Buy Challenge Slot [#2]:[05L]

quote:

New Challenge!
[Privateer]:[ALLY Black Fathom.]

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum



(x2)(x3)
pre:
     WRECKER 9: Maru Lokka, Rookie Exo-Wrangler
Sponsor: The Historical Recreation and Restoration Society	Sponsor Luxe: 20L
Scrap: 2$	Luxe: 047L	HEAT: LVL1	Kills: 05
ML-HP: 2/3	ML-Move: 2	ML-DR: 1DR	ML-HazDR: none
⦿ [1/1 Aug] Eyegear [Lvl1] (Missile and Melee attacks are upscaled.)
    Belt Tokens: 
⦿ Med:		0/3 
⦿ Power:	2/3 
⦿ Air:		2/3 
 Hazard Tokens:	none
     Gamma Rig: Crushclaw "S.S. Shankar"  
GC-HP: 2/2	ML-Move: 2	GC-DR: 0/2RigDR	GC-HazDR: Synth, Depth 1
⦿ Rig Power:	3/3 
 Rig Hazard Tokens: 	1/2 BURN  // 2/2 Break 
 Hatch Status: Closed 
     Minion, Familiar: Marine Biocover "Flotsam"  
MBC-HP: 1/2	MBC-DR: 1DR	MBC-HazDR: Mutant
 MBC Hazard Tokens: 	1/2 POI 
     Minion, Familiar: Autofishonoid "Jetsam"  
AF-HP: 1/1	AF-DR: none	AF-HazDR: Synth
⦿ AFonoid Power: 1/1  

    Rig Parts:
Weapon: KrabhamR (1d4/1m, melee) // Armor: HardShel (2RigDR)
Tool1: CrushPeelR (+Break to attack) // Tool2: Ommatidia (ACT: Lock On)

    Wrecker Gear:
Armor [1/1)]: Combat Suite 1 (1 DR Armor. freeANY: Discard to restore up to any 3 resources)
    2/2 Armor Mods: Loyalty (+1 Minion slot) // Efficiency (Reloading Utilities costs -1 Scrap)
Weapons [2/2]: Horror Goad (1d6/2 +Hunter, Melee. 0/1 Mods)
    Pneumaripper (1d8/2 +Break, Melee. 2Air:+1dam. 0/1 Mods)
Utilities [2/2]: Medikit (Loaded Reload: 1$. ACT: perform Heal order on another unit in hex)
    AmmunizR (Kills automatically perform a Reload on Scrap-reloadable items)
Minions [2/5]: Marine Biocover (2HP 1DR Mutant Familiar, Passive. ENC: Bodyguard. ACT: Restore 1 Air to controller)
    Autofishonoid (1HP 1POW Synth Familiar. 1POW&ACT: Collect item from a hex, 1d8 attack if contested. ACT: Recover Power units)  
Consumables: Air Tank (x2), [Surplus] Power Cell, [Surplus] Remotivator
Key Items: Some Hat, BF Triploon (x3) 
Notes: May interact with Hostile units. Neutral units are Hostile.

Listen Along with Theo: Sex Born Poison - Air

Maru Lokka's mind reeled as he struggled to take control of both his own biological limbs and by extension the navigation of his nearly-rekt gamma rig.

Amid the psychic combat between his fore- and hind-brain, Maru managed to stop his rig from spinning in place so violently fast, right in front of the wild laser-show taking place at the D-formed Strato-Cradle entrance. Maru no longer felt the urge to hurl his Morn'n Po'tates from all the defensive whirling he'd been doing inside the Gamma rig's cockpit, but now he felt incredibly exposed to the enemy's counter-attacks.

While the tiny-bones nearest to his braincase were still spinning, Maru was able to stabilize his eyegear viewport and focus on the nearest enemies he'd enraged.

"Rozegold, is that you?!" Maru Lokka called out over the local airwaves, "Get out of here - it isn't safe for you any more!"

The processors in Maru's eyegear tried to resolve an accurate vid-feed, despite all the suppressing fire from the mutant turrets making distortions in the D-space projected by Rozegold's physical proximity. With some proper reaper-work, Maru sought to cut the wheat from the chaff...

Movement: (Wreckers known to be in Scan range network may peek) (Changed from last post!)
> MOV.Rig: Maru Lokka takes aim outside the D-Cradle!
> freeMOV.Track: Maru tracks Rozegold (if capable)!

Sponsors: What am I doing by staying here? Help me, to help Rozegold survive..........

Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Oct 2, 2022

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!
Grimey Drawer
WRECKER 4: Upyrass Gattahell


[x4]

HP: 3/2 | MV: 3 | DR: 2 | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 4 | Scrap: 0 | Luxe: 060 | Kills: 009
Belt: 2/3 Air | 0/3 Med | 2/3 Power | Tokens: 1 Poison | Weapons: 2/2 | Familiars: 0/3
Rig HP: 2/2 | Rig DR: 1 | Rig Power: 3/3 | Rig Tokens: 1 Burn, 1 Freeze | Hatch: Closed | Seestar: Attached

"Leadtoned crooner. Sporespreading pesticle."

Poison and rads faded to near-relief - and morbid reading. Gattahell swore at the dry environmental impact summary - old crap was always plentiful in the Decree, but the fact you could hide an entire rig in the depths of it was fresher ridonk.

"Where dem GLOBs at?" she asked rhetorically, before firing the Blastnaut's thrusters at max and blithely added to the toxic compounds swirling in the local basin as she tore her rig free.

MOV: Rig Power Move to 901

charms
Oct 14, 2012



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Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....
WRECKER 2: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD



HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 1 Luxe: 9
DR: 2 HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 3/5
Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:
-
D-Augs: Chose^n1 (Being attacked by a D-Breaker or purple unit or weapon Generates 1 Warp. If this would trigger a D-Crisis, one of the attackers instead suffers D-Crisis.) // Distortion Field (Replaces Suppression; inflicts Taunt on all enemy units.)
Augs [1/1]: Charged Myoservos (LVL1) (Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.)
Minions:
2/2 HP

R0ZEG0LD emerges from the D-formed Cradle to great fanfare, as was her usual style, though something is subtly different. When she looks at the cameras, her smile does not have quite the reach it usually did. Her wild gesticulations, too, seem almost performative.

And when the cameras turn away, so does her gaze. Looking into the distance, silent, with only the background of explosions, gunshots and screams alongside the creaking of a decrepit station for company. She clasps her brooch, but not with determination like usual, but tentatively, as if trying to feel for something hidden beneath its surface.

Something hidden...

It is only when a familiar voice rings in her comms, sent from a nearby, erratically piloted Rig, that she is shaken from her reverie.

Lux Animus posted:

"Rozegold, is that you?!" Maru Lokka called out over the local airwaves, "Get out of here - it isn't safe for you any more!"

She blinks a few times, shakes her head, and smiles. Earnestly now.

"IF✨ THE WORLD♥ WAS SAFE💎, IT WOULD NOT NEED💗 US DIVERS✨"

"TROUPE✨ DIVERS💗 ASTRA🌟 MAGIA🪄 FIGHTS NOT FOR INEVITABLE💎 VICTORY⭐, OR OUR OWN SAFETY💘, BUT FOR THINGS💗 WORTH FIGHTING FOR❣"

"FOR✨ LOVE♥ AND PEACE💞 AND ALL THINGS SWEET🍬"

"FOR✨ THE HOPES🌟 AND DREAMS⭐ OF THE CHILDREN💕 OF THE 🖤DECREE♣"

"FOR✨ JUSTICE❤️‍🔥 AND FAIRNESS💎 FOR ALL❣"

"THEREFORE FIGHT TROUPE✨ DIVERS💗 ASTRA🌟 MAGIA🪄 "

She spins about, makes a peace sign at the camera, and smiles.

"I AM✨ GLAD YOU CARE💞 FOR MY SAFETY💘, THOUGH❣"

"I CARE🌟 FOR YOURS♥ TOO~🎶"

R0ZEG0LD starts to sparkle in bright hues.

"SO✨ LET US CARRY💕 EACH OTHER'S HOPES🌟 AND EXPECTATIONS🌠, DIVER✨ 🦴🪲MARU🪲🏹"

"MINE✨ UPON YOUR♥ SHOULDERS, AND YOURS♥ UPON MINE✨"

She throws a kiss towards the rig and winks. Then there is a bright flash, and she is gone.

Divers in comms can peek
MOV: Move as thus: 800 -> 900 -> 901

Theantero fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Oct 3, 2022

Jvie
Aug 10, 2012


,,, [Unloaded]

HP: 5/5 Scrap: 0
Augs[2/5]
Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. A non-Rig synthetic Rigspiked this round may be reprogrammed and Retained as an ACT.
Micro-Reactor: Restore 1 Power Unit when discarding a Rad Token.
Cross-Train: Dis/Mount is a FreeACT.



MOV: Aim

Jvie fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Oct 4, 2022

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 14: Erin Gobrach




Erin Gobrach: HP: 1/2/(3) Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Current DR: 2 Poison DR: 2
Belt resources: Medical Units: 0 Power: 1 Air: 3
Tokens:
4 Poison 1 Rad

Augmentations: Limit: 4
Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.

PoiseNR:
Slots: 1
CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med-Unit when damaged

Ability status:
Luck of the Irish: unavailable

Item reload status:
[X] JAM: Full

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 2
MBC: HP: 2/2 DR: 1
Bufferfish: HP: 1/1


MOV: Move to 505

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
WRECKER 11: Thoraxpen BuBel




Out on loan:


Augs (2/2) : Adrenal Apifactory II: When subject is hit during ENC, subject gains 1 Infest. Spend 1 Infest as a fACT to Boost an ACT. Does not count against Aug Threshold. Magneto-Mantle II: Spend 1 Scrap at the beginning of ENC to increase Damage Reduction by 1 for the phase. While DR is increased by Scrap, an enemy missing an attack of the subject rolls a new attack against a random target. Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.
Improv abeelities: Salvage creates a remote bomb. freeEnc: Place or detonate remote bomb. Access to improved improv, crafting penalties reduced by 2, +1 all crafting.
Mutation: Abyssal Acclimation: Prevents ill effects from Freeze Tokens. Grants Depth 2. Subject loses 1 Air every HAZ in Crush 0 zones, or suffers 10 damage (ignoring DR)
May use infest as med.

HP 3/3

Tokens:
(Units with Poison Tokens cannot regain HP. A unit with Poison equal to Max HP suffers 1 damage in HAZ. Med Units may be spent for that purpose to remove Poison Tokens.)
(Reduces DR by 1. Spending an ACT to repair removes 1 Break Token, while using a Fabrikit or similar item for that purpose removes all Break Tokens.)
(Abyssal Acclimation prevents negative effects from freeze tokens)

Sponsorship Open! Making a survivor!

MOV:Aim

Not Alex
Oct 9, 2012

Cut loose before the god eaters show up.
WRECKER 3:Specimen J-17
x3

code:
H:2 $:20 L:61
5 Burn DR 3 Freeze DR
Aug - Weapon Mount: Choose 1 weapon; attacks with it are upscaled, it is free to extract, and it cannot be destroyed while bound to this aug. DPM Rifle mounted.
Mut - Technovore: Gain +1 Scrap from Salvage and deal +1 damage (+1 per Rad) to synth targets; Heal ACTs additionally consume 1 Scrap.
Mut - Toxiferoid: Poison Tokens do not impede healing, and may be consumed as a freeACT to restore a like number of HP; non-mutation healing is only half as effective (rounded down).
Mut - Batrachian Legs: +1 Mv (Jump), +1 per Rad; cannot use the Mount action.
Mut - Chitinous Carapace: Damage Reduction +3; may not wear Armor
Urchin default orders: ENC- Provide Backlash
--Ssubscrieptionek handshake--
--Feed live--

"After stiff competition the winner is... Bosun! What a good spikesfolk."

MOV: Jump to 801

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
WRECKER 6: Trideohead



HP: 2/2 (3) Move: 2 Scrap: 03 Luxe: 8
DR: 2 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 1/3 Med // 0/3 Power // 3/3 Air
Augs [2/2]: Spinal Array (LVL1) +1 Scan Range. Hunter-Killer Cortex (LVL1) When attacking in Ambush, exhaust all Power to multiply damage by 1d4; Power is not spent on a 1.
Class Abilities: IED Salvage creates a Remote Bomb. Demolitionist Place or Detonate Bombs as a FreeENC OSHAT Expanded Improv Table. Kludge Crafting penalties reduced by 2
Familiar Autofishanoid: 1/1 Power.
Haz Tokens 1 Rad 4 Poison

Flavor and stat block adjustments to come

MOV: Move to 505

paper bag with a face
Jun 2, 2007

WRECKER 15: Beaufer Jingco
x2


HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 02 Luxe: 21

DR: 2 (eff. 0) HazDR: N/A
D-Augs: Meta-Static (Gain a Missile Attack: 1d6/2 Spectral; if target has non-Warp hazard tokens, it gains another token of each non-Warp type it possesses.) // Dark Condensate (May Salvage in contested hexes for 1 fewer Scrap, and all items so gained are reduced to Shambles.)
Augs [1/1]: Charged Myoservos (LVL1) (Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.)

"Be back in two shakes, Cessate. Some chickenshit servant of a rival power what won't show itself is about, gonna try and lose 'em."

MOV: Shift 705 -> 706

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011



Sponsorship posted:

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2. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD
Shift to 901.
Gattahell enters the hex!
Urchin springs an Ambush!
[Attached-Blastnaut]


3. Specimen J-17
Jump to 801.

Death Cache posted:

[Locked-Baudolino]


[Payout 10L]


4. Upyrass Gattahell
Power Jump! to 901.
R0ZEGOLD enters the hex!
Urchin springs an Ambush!
[Attached-Blastnaut]


6. Trideohead
Movement to 505.
Fixer pursues!
Erin enters the hex!
Urchin springs Ambush!



8. Baudolino P.D.F.
Baudolino will Wreturn in ACT!


9. Maru Lokka
Maru takes Aim!

<POI><POI>



10. Cessate Roboto
Cessate takes Aim!



11. Thoraxpen BuBel
Thoraxpen takes Aim!
Enemies emerge!



14. Erin Gobrach
Movement to 505.
Fixer pursues!
Trideohead enters the hex!
Urchin springs Ambush!



15. Beaufer Jingco
Shift to 706.

[Payout 10L]





:siren: Wreckers, resolve Encounters! :siren:





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AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
WRECKER 11: Thoraxpen BuBel




Out on loan:


Augs (2/2) : Adrenal Apifactory II: When subject is hit during ENC, subject gains 1 Infest. Spend 1 Infest as a fACT to Boost an ACT. Does not count against Aug Threshold. Magneto-Mantle II: Spend 1 Scrap at the beginning of ENC to increase Damage Reduction by 1 for the phase. While DR is increased by Scrap, an enemy missing an attack of the subject rolls a new attack against a random target. Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.
Improv abeelities: Salvage creates a remote bomb. freeEnc: Place or detonate remote bomb. Access to improved improv, crafting penalties reduced by 2, +1 all crafting.
Mutation: Abyssal Acclimation: Prevents ill effects from Freeze Tokens. Grants Depth 2. Subject loses 1 Air every HAZ in Crush 0 zones, or suffers 10 damage (ignoring DR)
May use infest as med.

HP 3/3

Tokens:
(Units with Poison Tokens cannot regain HP. A unit with Poison equal to Max HP suffers 1 damage in HAZ. Med Units may be spent for that purpose to remove Poison Tokens.)
(Reduces DR by 1. Spending an ACT to repair removes 1 Break Token, while using a Fabrikit or similar item for that purpose removes all Break Tokens.)
(Abyssal Acclimation prevents negative effects from freeze tokens)

Sponsorship Open! Go out with a bang!

fENC: Place remote bomb.
fENC: Detonate remote bomb at Schooling Horror [1d8]=4, Schooling Horror [1d8]=4, Schooling Horror [1d8]=5, Seestar [1d8]=6, Seestar [1d8]=4
ENC: Cover.

That bomb was truly excellent work. Now to see if he lived on to see the aftermath.

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....
WRECKER 2: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD



HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 1 Luxe: 9
DR: 2 HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 3/5
Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:
-
D-Augs: Chose^n1 (Being attacked by a D-Breaker or purple unit or weapon Generates 1 Warp. If this would trigger a D-Crisis, one of the attackers instead suffers D-Crisis.) // Distortion Field (Replaces Suppression; inflicts Taunt on all enemy units.)
Augs [1/1]: Charged Myoservos (LVL1) (Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.)
Minions:
2/2 HP

R0ZEG0LD appears midair, one knee bent, back arched, and arms splayed wide, cutting an angelic figure against the dull bulkheads for a moment, before she lands gracefully on the floor. She inspects the hangar she arrived in, finds not much out of the ordinary, and starts to skip towards an outer hull ocean-gazing corridor.

It is then when she hears a loud thud, and then after a few moments, a hiss, as the airlock doors let in a blastnaut. For a moment she merely stares, even as a wave of residual sea water the decrepit pumping architecture could no longer properly handle runs over her ankles.

Recognition strikes. She clasps her hands together and smiles.

"DIVER✨ 🔫🔴GATTA🔴📙"

She waves, and starts skipping towards the rig.

"I✨ AM EVER💕 SO GLAD🍬 TO FINALLY💎 MEET YOU♥ IN PERSON❣"

Closer now, she peers at the Rig, or at least makes an attempt. These underwater rigs were sorely lacking in proper viewports.

"WELL✨, IT'S A BIT HARD💎 TO SEE YOUR FACE💞, BUT NO MATTER~🎶"

She clasps her brooch and closes her eyes.

"I✨ CAN FEEL♥ YOUR LOVE💗 FOR ALL THINGS GOOD⭐ AND JUST❤️‍🔥, REGARDLESS, AND✨ THAT'S WHAT COUNTS❣"

She turns around, and beckons to the rig.

"FOLLOW ME❣ WE💕 CAN PLOT OUT⭐ OUR FIRST✨ DUO✨ ADVENTURE✨ TOGETHER ON♥ THE WAY~🎶"

Divers in comms can peek
ENC: Retreat to 802

Scribbleykins
Apr 29, 2010

Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!
Grimey Drawer
WRECKER 4: Upyrass Gattahell


[x4]

HP: 3/2 | MV: 3 | DR: 2 | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 4 | Scrap: 0 | Luxe: 060 | Kills: 009
Belt: 2/3 Air | 0/3 Med | 2/3 Power | Tokens: 1 Poison | Weapons: 2/2 | Familiars: 0/3
Rig HP: 2/2 | Rig DR: 1 | Rig Power: 3/3 | Rig Tokens: 1 Burn, 1 Freeze | Hatch: Closed | Seestar: Attached

"Cud-choking ruminant. L-"

Theantero posted:

WRECKER 2: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD


"✨ 🔫🔴🔴📙"

"✨ 💕 🍬 💎 ♥ ❣"

"✨ 💎 💞 ~🎶"

"✨ ♥ 💗 ⭐ ❤️‍🔥 ✨ ❣"

"❣ 💕 ⭐ ✨ ✨ ✨ ♥ ~🎶"

Gattahell grimaced, then did a double-take, paused her swears, scrunched her brow and hit the Blastnaut's PA to directly address the sailor girl who'd been waiting for her. For now that they were both in proper scan range, the headhunter's DVeye was doing something - ghost pinging her old GEN acquaintfriendenemylist from AoT.

"Ey...'liza? Or ya some hacked-up D-ed ringah. Be dat ya fo reals, gurl?"

Gattahell had to give it to the D-Breaker. A lot of it had been classic cheery-cheering Eliza-by-Eliza-IV, even if cranked up past the ol' 1111... though with considerably less murderousness than at the Collegiate Hacktogon, judging by her general 'tude and her kill counter. Maybe the spooks at AoT had made her decent. Probably not though - she'd gone full D and landed a gig in Wrecking Crew to boot, and now wasn't that a hoot, them meeting again here.

"B'drat. Here I be thinkin' ya gurl Gatta got gottem good. Dey just kept ya on D-ice until now, ey 'lize? But sure, ay, mebbe we betta chat ovva dere."

She began steering her rig to follow the dangerous, unstable entity that had once been fooling around with boys in her Killology class.

ENC: Retreat to 802

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum



(x2)(x3)
pre:
     WRECKER 9: Maru Lokka, Rookie Exo-Wrangler
Sponsor: The Historical Recreation and Restoration Society	Sponsor Luxe: 20L
Scrap: 2$	Luxe: 047L	HEAT: LVL1	Kills: 05
ML-HP: 2/3	ML-Move: 2	ML-DR: 1DR	ML-HazDR: none
⦿ [1/1 Aug] Eyegear [Lvl1] (Missile and Melee attacks are upscaled.)
    Belt Tokens: 
⦿ Med:		0/3 
⦿ Power:	2/3 
⦿ Air:		2/3 
 Hazard Tokens:	none
     Gamma Rig: Crushclaw "S.S. Shankar"  
GC-HP: 2/2	ML-Move: 2	GC-DR: 0/2RigDR	GC-HazDR: Synth, Depth 1
⦿ Rig Power:	3/3 
 Rig Hazard Tokens: 	1/2 BURN  // 2/2 Break 
 Hatch Status: Closed 
     Minion, Familiar: Marine Biocover "Flotsam"  
MBC-HP: 1/2	MBC-DR: 1DR	MBC-HazDR: Mutant
 MBC Hazard Tokens: 	1/2 POI 
     Minion, Familiar: Autofishonoid "Jetsam"  
AF-HP: 1/1	AF-DR: none	AF-HazDR: Synth
⦿ AFonoid Power: 1/1  

    Rig Parts:
Weapon: KrabhamR (1d4/1m, melee) // Armor: HardShel (2RigDR)
Tool1: CrushPeelR (+Break to attack) // Tool2: Ommatidia (ACT: Lock On)

    Wrecker Gear:
Armor [1/1)]: Combat Suite 1 (1 DR Armor. freeANY: Discard to restore up to any 3 resources)
    2/2 Armor Mods: Loyalty (+1 Minion slot) // Efficiency (Reloading Utilities costs -1 Scrap)
Weapons [2/2]: Horror Goad (1d6/2 +Hunter, Melee. 0/1 Mods)
    Pneumaripper (1d8/2 +Break, Melee. 2Air:+1dam. 0/1 Mods)
Utilities [2/2]: Medikit (Loaded Reload: 1$. ACT: perform Heal order on another unit in hex)
    AmmunizR (Kills automatically perform a Reload on Scrap-reloadable items)
Minions [2/5]: Marine Biocover (2HP 1DR Mutant Familiar, Passive. ENC: Bodyguard. ACT: Restore 1 Air to controller)
    Autofishonoid (1HP 1POW Synth Familiar. 1POW&ACT: Collect item from a hex, 1d8 attack if contested. ACT: Recover Power units)  
Consumables: Air Tank (x2), [Surplus] Power Cell, [Surplus] Remotivator
Key Items: Some Hat, BF Triploon (x3) 
Notes: May interact with Hostile units. Neutral units are Hostile.

Listen Along with Theo: Tombstone Blues - Bob Dylan

In a flash of desperate inspiration, Maru Lokka saw the answer to his woes, even through his drug-addled state:

So long as he was willing to destroy to get ahead, Maru could make a mess of the enemy mutants attacking him by sacrificing his rig. A large beam connecting to a load-bearing structure inside the station was just barely, actively keeping a giant supply of useless scientific materiel from getting jettisoned into the hi-pressure waters just above, and Maru could ram his rig into that beam and crush the mutant defenses underneath it for some immediate combat relief.

Despite the obvious carnage caused to the surrounding station (and the imminent need to eject from his rig) Maru Lokka was heard to have said, "Wir-thit~" before blasting off from his Crushclaw's original positioning.

Encounter:
> ENC.Rig: Maru Lokka Improvises! [1d6]=1 - Junk Tower!
>> Maru Lokka's Gamma rig topples a junk tower! 1d6/5+AoE +Aim +Eyegear -2Suppression: BF Fixer [1d6]=6, // BF Saboteur [1d4]=4, 2x Hacked Turrets [1d4]=4 [1d4]=1 - 3 Hits! 5 damage each to BF Saboteur, BF Fixer, and Hacked Turret 1!
> ENC.MBC: Flotsam bodyguards against ejection damage! (:rip: if so)

Sponsors: This changes everything... (It doesn't change anything at all.)

Not Alex
Oct 9, 2012

Cut loose before the god eaters show up.
WRECKER 3:Specimen J-17
x3

code:
H:3 $:20 L:61
5 Burn DR 3 Freeze DR
Aug - Weapon Mount: Choose 1 weapon; attacks with it are upscaled, it is free to extract, and it cannot be destroyed while bound to this aug. DPM Rifle mounted.
Mut - Technovore: Gain +1 Scrap from Salvage and deal +1 damage (+1 per Rad) to synth targets; Heal ACTs additionally consume 1 Scrap.
Mut - Toxiferoid: Poison Tokens do not impede healing, and may be consumed as a freeACT to restore a like number of HP; non-mutation healing is only half as effective (rounded down).
Mut - Batrachian Legs: +1 Mv (Jump), +1 per Rad; cannot use the Mount action.
Mut - Chitinous Carapace: Damage Reduction +3; may not wear Armor
Urchin default orders: ENC- Provide Backlash
--Ssubscrieptionek htandshake--
--Feed live--

""Climatic battle in a collapsing station! Oh nevermind, timeout, no named pirates here.""

~"My name is Greasy Bert."~

""Heatraytotheface.""

""As I was saying, no named pirates.""

ENC: Coverfire heatray a BFF [1d6]=4

Not Alex fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Oct 4, 2022

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
WRECKER 6: Trideohead



HP: 2/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 03 Luxe: 23
DR: 2 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 0/3 Med // 0/3 Power // 3/3 Air
Augs [2/2]: Spinal Array (LVL1) +1 Scan Range. Hunter-Killer Cortex (LVL1) When attacking in Ambush, exhaust all Power to multiply damage by 1d4; Power is not spent on a 1.
Class Abilities: IED Salvage creates a Remote Bomb. Demolitionist Place or Detonate Bombs as a FreeENC OSHAT Expanded Improv Table. Kludge Crafting penalties reduced by 2
Familiar Autofishanoid: 0/1 Power.
Haz Tokens 1 Rad 4 Poison

There was a whirring sound as Trideo’s oxygen filtration kicked into overdrive, trying to vent the toxins that were flooding his systems—unfortunately, moving out of the radioactive glow of the fission hole had merely exchanged one issue for another. His vision was still swimming with static, though not quite as badly, but the air here was toxoc—not suited to convalescence. There wasn’t a choice—he ducked behind a corner, swapped on his auxiliary reserves, relaxing as his lungs cooled.

“You will have to excuse Me. I just need a Moment—I did not have Time to properly calibrate my Systems.”

ENC: Cover

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 14: Erin Gobrach




Erin Gobrach: HP: 1/2/(3) Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Current DR: 2 Poison DR: 2
Belt resources: Medical Units: 0 Power: 1 Air: 3
Tokens:
4 Poison 1 Rad

Augmentations: Limit: 4
Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.

PoiseNR:
Slots: 1
CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med-Unit when damaged

Ability status:
Luck of the Irish: unavailable

Item reload status:
[X] JAM: Full

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 2
MBC: HP: 2/2 DR: 1
Bufferfish: HP: 1/1 Stockpile: 0

"We had a WHAT?" Lady Olivia Cromwell the Sixth, Marquise of Leicester Under The Sea and Countess of Scarborough Upon Jupiter asked her assistant with growing exasperation.
"A Cease-and-Desist raid, Lady Cromwell." the answer was repeated to her, the same way it had been given moments earlier. "At 0400 Terra standard time a team of PAFS Collections Agents, Legal Services subsection broke into our corrections facility on Pluto, shot up the place, freed several hundred inmates and left behind a Cease-and-Desist notice, demanding we stop the further use of the trademarked identity of Erin Gobrach. All of this on behalf of their client Villains Inc., a subsidiary of the Galaxploitation Group."
"What loving trademark? She's a terrorist for profit's sake, she's killed thousands in multiple bombings and was arrested by our Constable division! How are they claiming a trademark on a person?" Lady Olivia Cromwell the Sixth, Marquise of Leicester Under The Sea and Countess of Scarborough Upon Jupiter raged in response.
"Well, apparently, according to the letter, the moniker of Erin Gobrach has been registered as being under development by Villains Inc. as a for-sale scape-goat identity, and her imprisonment with us was part of said character development. However entering her into another media property, such as Wrecking Crew, runs afoul of several non-compete regulation inherent to said trademark, so now they are threatening us with further corporate raids for, and I quote, 'damaging their carefully calibrated brand image' end quote."
"Fuuuuuck me sideways. So we either break the contract with Wrecking Crew and pull her out, or we start a lengthy legal battle with a PAFS client? Get me legal on the phone right the gently caress now!" Lady Olivia Cromwell the Sixth, Marquise of Leicester Under The Sea and Countess of Scarborough Upon Jupiter was by now sprawled halfway across her desk, close to weeping tears of frustration at how expensive this entire farce was turning out to be.

fENC: Spend 1 Power and 1 Poison to enable Tetrodobox: Affinity2 (Poison)
ENC: Attack Blackfathom Fixer with Infernista at 1d8 for 4 damage (3 base +1 from Tetrodobox)
fENC: Coverfire
MBC ENC: Bodyguard, prioritise hits from Seestars, ignore first non-Seestar hit against Erin
Bufferfish ENC: Stockpile

Jvie
Aug 10, 2012


,,, [Unloaded]

HP: 5/5 Scrap: 0
Augs[2/5]
Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. A non-Rig synthetic Rigspiked this round may be reprogrammed and Retained as an ACT.
Micro-Reactor: Restore 1 Power Unit when discarding a Rad Token.
Cross-Train: Dis/Mount is a FreeACT.



ENC: Boost

paper bag with a face
Jun 2, 2007

WRECKER 15: Beaufer Jingco
x2


HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 02 Luxe: 21

DR: 2 (eff. 0) HazDR: N/A
D-Augs: Meta-Static (Gain a Missile Attack: 1d6/2 Spectral; if target has non-Warp hazard tokens, it gains another token of each non-Warp type it possesses.) // Dark Condensate (May Salvage in contested hexes for 1 fewer Scrap, and all items so gained are reduced to Shambles.)
Augs [1/1]: Charged Myoservos (LVL1) (Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.)

ENC: With not much else to do, Beaufer BOOSTed

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011





2. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD / 4. Upyrass Gattahell

Ambush! posted:

Urchin misses R0ZEGOLD!
[Creaky Hull] The hull Degrades!

R0ZEGOLD attempts to Retreat!
Gattahell attempts to Retreat!
Urchin hits R0ZEGOLD, but MBC intercepts!
Seestar gnaws on Blastnaut!

R0ZEGOLD’s MBC takes no damage (reduced from 1)!
Blastnaut takes no damage (reduced from 1) and 1 Break!

R0ZEGOLD Retreats to 802!
Gattahell Retreats to 802!

[Attached-Blastnaut]


3. Specimen J-17
J-17 takes Cover!
J-17 hits Fixer 1!
Saboteur applies +Break to Blackfathom!
Saboteur applies +Break to Blackfathom!
Fixer 1 cannot hit J-17!
Fixer 2 cannot hit J-17!
Saboteur 1 cannot hit J-17!
Saboteur 1 cannot hit J-17!
Grunt 1 cannot hit J-17!
Grunt 2 cannot hit J-17!

Fixer 1 takes 3 damage (reduced from 5) and is destroyed!
>J-17 +10L


6. Trideohead / 14. Erin Gobrach

Ambush! posted:

Urchin misses Erin!
Trideohead takes Cover!
[Tetrodobox] Erin gains Affinity 2: Poison!
Erin takes Cover!
Erin hits Fixer!
Bufferfish puffs up!
Fixer misses Erin!
Urchin misses Erin!
Seestar 1 misses Erin!
Seestar 2 misses Erin!
Crushclaw hits Erin!

Erin takes no damage and 1 Break!
Fixer takes 6 Damage and is destroyed!
>Erin +3L


8. Baudolino P.D.F.
Baudolino will Wreturn in ACT!


9. Maru Lokka
Maru Improvises…Junk Tower topples!
>Fixer is hit!
>Saboteur is hit!
>Turret 1 is hit!
>Turret 2 avoids damage!
Saboteur applies +Break to Blackfathom!
Turret 1 misses Crushclaw!
>Turret lays down Suppression!
Turret 2 misses Crushclaw!
>Turret lays down Suppression!
Fixer misses Crushclaw!
Saboteur hits Crushclaw!

Crushclaw takes 2 damage and is destroyed!
>Maru ejects safely!
Turret 1 takes 5 Damage and is destroyed!
>Maru +1L
Fixer takes 3 damage (reduced from 5) and is destroyed!
>Maru +3L
Saboteur takes 5 Damage and is destroyed!
>Maru +3L


10. Cessate Roboto
Cessate Boosts ACT!


11. Thoraxpen BuBel
Thoraxpen takes Cover!
Thoraxpen places Remote Bomb!
Thoraxpen detonates Remote Bomb!
>Horror 1 is hit!
>Horror 2 is hit!
>Horror 3 is hit!
>Seestar 1 is hit!
>Seestar 2 is hit!
Horror 1 hits Thoraxpen!
Horror 2 hits Thoraxpen!
Horror 3 hits Thoraxpen!
Seestar 1 misses Thoraxpen!
Seestar 2 misses Thoraxpen!

Thoraxpen takes 5 damage (reduced from 6)!
Horror 1 takes 2 damage and is destroyed!
>Thoraxpen +1L
Horror 2 takes 2 damage and is destroyed!
>Thoraxpen +1L
Horror 3 takes 2 damage and is destroyed!
>Thoraxpen +1L
Seestar 1 takes 2 damage and is destroyed!
>Thoraxpen +1L
Seestar 2 takes 2 damage and is destroyed!
>Thoraxpen +1L
:siren: Thoraxpen is Down! :siren:

Wrecker Down posted:

Scrap set to 0!
HEAT set to 0!
A Death Cache is deployed at 604!
Wrecker Thoraxpen, [Return] or [Give Up]?


15. Beaufer Jingco
Beaufer Boosts ACT!
Trawler 1 misses Beaufer from E!
Trawler 2 misses Beaufer from E!





:siren: Wreckers, take Action! :siren:





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AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker


"Welp, that's one way 2:s::s:ƨ clear out all the break and poison whilst replenishing all the power, air and med. Deal me back in!"

[Return]

Arcanuse
Mar 15, 2019

[000L][1x Gamma Crate]

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PSA posted:

Wreckers interested in Harvest Time may wish to consider attempting to freeACT:Reap or otherwise use alternative seed gathering methods.
They might not work, but they don't cost you (much) to try, right?

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Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....
WRECKER 2: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD



HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Luxe: 9
DR: 2 HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 3/5
Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:
-
D-Augs: Chose^n1 (Being attacked by a D-Breaker or purple unit or weapon Generates 1 Warp. If this would trigger a D-Crisis, one of the attackers instead suffers D-Crisis.) // Distortion Field (Replaces Suppression; inflicts Taunt on all enemy units.)
Augs [1/1]: Charged Myoservos (LVL1) (Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.)
Minions:
Name: MaBecca; HP: 2/2

Scribbleykins posted:

"Ey...'liza? Or ya some hacked-up D-ed ringah. Be dat ya fo reals, gurl?"

"B'drat. Here I be thinkin' ya gurl Gatta got gottem good. Dey just kept ya on D-ice until now, ey 'lize? But sure, ay, mebbe we betta chat ovva dere."

R0ZEG0LD listens attentively to Gattahell as she speaks during their walk, even as her MBC MaBecca intercepts an urchin trying to drop down on her from a rapidly widening crack in the bulkheads and proceeds to have an adorable slapfight with it in the corner. She mulls over the words for a bit, and then laughs.

"HAHA~🎶"

"YOU✨ ALWAYS WERE💗 THE JOKER🍬 OF THE GROUP, DIVER✨ 🔫🔴GATTA🔴📙"

She lifts a finger to her chin.

"THOUGH✨ I HAVE TO ADMIT⭐ I DON'T REALLY GET💎 THIS ONE♥"

She claps enthusiastically as they get close to a pair of partially misaligned safety doors.

"BUT✨ WHAT MATTERS IS⭐ THAT YOU TRIED💗 TO MAKE ME LAUGH🍬, AND EVERY💕 DIVER✨ KNOWS THE ♠FORCES OF EVIL♠ ARE BEST FOUGHT🔥 IN GOOD HUMOR❣"

There is a clunky hiss as the doors open just wide enough for R0ZEG0LD to pass, followed by a loud crash as the blastnaut forces its way in. R0ZEG0LD waves enthusiastically to the Lung Bandit as she enters the Viastruct terminal, but her expression soon turns serious.

"HI AGAIN✌"

"BUT✨ PLEASE BE AWARE💡 THAT THIS AREA⭐ IS NOT SAFE💞 FOR CIVILIANS❣"

"VILLAINY♣ LURKS NEAR✨"

She saunters over to the Viastruct, and frowns cutely.

"THEY✨ EVEN DESTROYED🖤 THE LOVE❤ TUNNEL❤"

"BUT THE JOKE'S ON THEM"

"FOR VILLAINS♣ DON'T KNOW💡 THAT TRUE💗 LOVE❤ CANNOT EVER⭐ BE DESTROYED, MERELY✨ SUPPRESSED"

"AND✨ ALL IT NEEDS💞 IS A LITTLE REMINDER🌟 TO BLOSSOM🌸 ONCE MORE❣"

She adopts a familiar wide stance, her arms extended, fingers splayed, odd energies start to crackle between her fingers.

"TIME⭐ FOR AN ENCORE~🎶"

The crackling intensifies.

"FRIIEEEENDSHIP💖💖💖"

"BEEAAAAAAAAAAAAM✨✨✨"


ACT: D-hacking the D-Viastruct on the off chance it will extend the Duct again [1d6]=6
(If it does Extend Duct, complete following cheevo: D-Struction D-Duction)
(If the Duct is extended, and deals Warp to revealed Synths, also complete following cheevo (Podima has confirmed this counts): Rizzo's Rusting Grasp)

Theantero fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Oct 5, 2022

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