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I see a psychic every week. I normally see her in person, and every week she has me spill black tea leaves to give me a reading with astonishing accuracy about the coming week. Well I was traveling this week and decided to do my reading by text. I got all the tea I could from the hotel scattered it across my room and sent her a picture. A few seconds later I got a message back oolong, didn't read
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A hoof trots inty a bar. It says "...." The barman says 'Haw whit's that? Whit y'after?' The hoof says "Sorry, I'm a wee bitty hoarse." Juliet Whisky has a new favorite as of 04:46 on Jan 23, 2024 |
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Jan 23, 2024 04:41
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I heard at clown funerals they send them off with the 21 Pun Salute
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Feb 15, 2024 14:02
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sick of Applebees posted:I heard at clown funerals they send them off with the 21 Pun Salute According to Terry Pratchett, when a fellow clown dies, the rest of the clowns at the Clown College wear their pants at half-mast.
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Feb 15, 2024 14:28
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:According to Terry Pratchett, when a fellow clown dies, the rest of the clowns at the Clown College wear their pants at half-mast. There's also a scene where the ashes of a dead clown are poured down another clown's trousers, as per his request.
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Feb 16, 2024 10:30
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Did you know?: Plays in German are, on average, 40% longer than those in English #funfacts
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Feb 24, 2024 15:00
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I guess none of yous heard about the joke with no punchline?
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Feb 26, 2024 07:02
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ikanreed posted:I see a psychic every week. I normally see her in person, and every week she has me spill black tea leaves to give me a reading with astonishing accuracy about the coming week. Don't hold that against her, by the way. Most people learn their tasseography on black tea leaves. Recently some folks are expanding into green and white leaves too, but generally speaking, oolong is still a novel tea.
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Feb 26, 2024 17:11
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Don't hold that against her, by the way. Most people learn their tasseography on black tea leaves. Recently some folks are expanding into green and white leaves too, but generally speaking, oolong is still a novel tea. Why did Engles only drink herbal tea? 'Cause proper tea is theft!
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Feb 29, 2024 09:31
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that was proudhon god damnit
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Feb 29, 2024 09:57
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That reminds me of my visit to the Convent of Mercy over in Adelaide. They make a wonderful brew there using koala hair! The only issue is that the hairs tend to get stuck in your throat, so I asked the Mother Superior about it and all she said was “the koala tea of Mercy is never strained!”
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Mar 1, 2024 20:44
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 "Grandad can you make a noise like a frog?" :"Ribbit ribbit.... what's this for?""I heard dad tell mom that when you croak we're going to Disneyland!"
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Mar 3, 2024 08:06
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Why did Sir Baden Powell lose his job at the bakery? he was caught with his fingers in the brownies
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Mar 3, 2024 18:44
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Al Cu Ad Solte posted:Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. I remembered this post yesterday and now you all remember it too
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May 2, 2024 15:33
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That's like the only joke I can remember and I still find it hilarious all these years later.
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May 2, 2024 15:51
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It's a good one.
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May 2, 2024 16:05
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yep, best joke itt
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May 2, 2024 19:15
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I remembered this post yesterday and now you all remember it too
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May 3, 2024 01:21
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Carthag Tuek posted:yep, best joke of all time
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May 3, 2024 01:42
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SubponticatePoster posted:I was in a bar in Paris when I read that post, that's how hard I remember it. I was in the produce prep room of a grocery store that has been closed now for at least five years. gently caress, that really speaks to how good it is; i actively blot out any memories from that time period that attempt to surface
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burial posted:I was in the produce prep room of a grocery store that has been closed now for at least five years. Don't know where I was when I read it, but I remember when I first told this one to a friend and it's been a classic ever since.
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