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*spends hours lining up all buildings in perfect gemometroc lines, clustering all types of buildings together while the other player builds an army*
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*builds 90 turrets*
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Feb 22, 2015 02:37
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Good Lord Fisher! posted:*builds 90 turrets* *Beaten by rushing engineer army of doom*
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Feb 22, 2015 02:39
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row after row of cannonball towers, enemy flies over them
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Feb 22, 2015 02:46
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carefully place all buildings in nice rows one missile kills every power plant
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Feb 22, 2015 02:47
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*Puts 9 anti-aircraft towers in easily bombed cluster* *Base razed by single siege unit followed by flying stack of doom"
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Feb 22, 2015 03:10
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send cheapest guy on solo scouting mission
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Feb 22, 2015 03:12
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*spams keys up to 110 apm even though only 60 is required for the first 10 minutes of the game.
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Feb 22, 2015 03:13
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you must construct additional pylons
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Feb 22, 2015 03:15
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Buildings must be placed on the creep.
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Feb 22, 2015 03:26
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WALLS EVERYWHERE!
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Feb 22, 2015 03:27
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*forgets to lay down concrete*
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Feb 22, 2015 03:28
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*Has played RTS games competitively online since WC1* *Memorizes perfect base layout for every map and race* *Sees friend powering up 6 Gateways with a single pylon* YOU RETARD YOU loving RETARD ILL KILL YOU.
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Feb 22, 2015 03:29
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*leaves game running untouched while opponent spends 25 minutes building base and sending scout to see my empty field*
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Feb 22, 2015 03:31
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uhhhhhhhhhh do i really wanna do this again *finishes round, never plays again*
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Feb 22, 2015 03:36
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*Base at bottom of map *Buildings face downward *Construct massive, threatening army below base at edge of map *Enemy discovered at top of map, ATTACK! *Army slowly worms its way through center of base around all the buildings, pathing AI reaches limit of common sense, hopeless traffic jam around ConYard.
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Feb 22, 2015 03:38
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BKPR posted:*leaves game running untouched while opponent spends 25 minutes building base and sending scout to see my empty field* Lmao I did this to my friend once, he asked to play a game of AoEII with him and I hated playing with him because he would just turtle like a massive piece of poo poo and never be aggressive so I either owned him early game (he'd get pissed) or I'd have to grind at him for half an hour late game and be bored out of mind while he enjoyed trying to fight me back, without fail he'd lose anyway. So one time he was badgering me about it so I said "Okay." and just went and had dinner and by the time I came back 35 minutes later he still hadn't noticed or scouted or anything, so I just left it running and played some Playstation and he was still in that poo poo like an hour later never once leaving his base. It was like 1 hour 50 minutes in that he finally sent out a villager to scout my base and he was like "Wtf?" and I died laughing.
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Feb 22, 2015 03:40
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*uninstalls* *gets laid*
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Feb 22, 2015 03:40
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*builds massive army and orders it to enemy base* *pathfinding AI moves all units single file to their doom*
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Feb 22, 2015 03:47
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*click 290 times per second, mouse catches on fire and explodes, pull out my backup mouse and plug it in but the few wasted seconds means i have no chance of coming back from my opponents overwhelming advantage*
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Feb 22, 2015 03:49
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Glhf
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Feb 22, 2015 04:05
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Free Cheese posted:Glhf JimmiNuutron69: glhf *7 roach rush* JimmiNuutron69: U loving NOOB human being ROACH
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Feb 22, 2015 04:09
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I buiod ship yard
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Feb 22, 2015 04:11
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I'm building void rays. only void rays.
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Feb 22, 2015 04:13
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JebanyPedal posted:JimmiNuutron69: glhf ggnore
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Feb 22, 2015 04:15
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Hi RTS is too much for me so now I'm a moba hipster and can't stop playing Aeon of Strife. Back in those days we didn't use terms like salty or toxic because the player base was not comprised of thin skinned babies.
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Feb 22, 2015 04:19
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There must be a right way of doing this, but I don't really want to spend the time to figure that out.
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Feb 22, 2015 04:19
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"Awaiting orders, sir!"
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Feb 22, 2015 04:21
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*Builds giant base with 500 bunkers and 40 siege tanks and 50 missile turrets with 4 Thors and tons of marines and medivacs. Wait 25 minutes for other player to attack.* *Enemy player kills all workers with single Oracle*
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Feb 22, 2015 04:22
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*moves thread to imp zone*
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Feb 22, 2015 04:22
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*loses horribly to zerg player* *friends that player to message him that zerg is my main race and that he is actually really bad at it and here let me give you some tips even though i have no idea what im talking about* *gets angry that the player is making fun of me* *challenges him to a zvz* *loses horribly because i just told the other player exactly what i was going to do*
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*sees a six pool, heart sinks down to stomach* *draws a pylon dick* Split Pea Superman fucked around with this message at 08:53 on Feb 22, 2015 |
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Feb 22, 2015 08:51
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Thingyman posted:*loses horribly to zerg player* On the plus side, there's a chance he'll starve to death in an internet cafe in south Korea.
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Feb 22, 2015 08:53
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Feb 22, 2015 09:29
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Good Lord Fisher! posted:*builds 90 turrets*
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Feb 22, 2015 10:44
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*spills blood for Ner'zhul*
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Feb 22, 2015 11:19
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*builds everything close together. Game has a mechanic where structures catch fire*
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Feb 22, 2015 12:06
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*Spends more time positioning units together playing pretend/dolls than playing the game itself* *Base gets wiped out by the enemy, then adjust made-up story to reflect it*
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Feb 22, 2015 12:10
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*never occurs to build more than one tiberium harvester.* *only win campaigns through save scrumming*
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*show me the money* *black sheep wall*
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