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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i know a former military guy who got hit in the head in a bar fight while on leave. it left one of his eyes perma-crossed, so now he gets $1100/month for the rest of his life. terrorizing local bars and getting the locals to hate you is a part of the job. I remember lots of DC bars back in the day would refuse service to US marines due to their reputation.
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i know a former military guy who got hit in the head in a bar fight while on leave. it left one of his eyes perma-crossed, so now he gets $1100/month for the rest of his life. He fights the bars over there so we don't have to fight em over here 
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i know a former military guy who got hit in the head in a bar fight while on leave. it left one of his eyes perma-crossed, so now he gets $1100/month for the rest of his life. must suck having the 1000 yard stare in two directions
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Jul 13, 2015 03:04
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SaltLick posted:must suck having the 1000 yard stare in two directions lol
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SaltLick posted:must suck having the 1000 yard stare in two directions
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SaltLick posted:must suck having the 1000 yard stare in two directions this, this right here is what i'm talkin bout
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Manifest posted:I can't tell if you really believe this or not. for real, moving bariatrics is pretty dangerous for the 'ol backaroony also most nurses, like the public, are out of shape
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Jul 13, 2015 03:43
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SaltLick posted:must suck having the 1000 yard stare in two directions 5
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Jul 13, 2015 03:45
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Ramsus posted:I support Robert Bales. He is an ideal soldier and deserves to be festooned with medals. I loathe people who wear the uniform he wore out to a mall to try and cosplay as him.
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Jul 13, 2015 04:02
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I identify as a Master Sergeant and Ranger. My pronouns are sir/sir/sir
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Jul 13, 2015 04:13
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everyone in the military is defined by one man just like the blacks
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Jul 13, 2015 04:44
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Darkman Fanpage posted:lol holy poo poo look at this guy looks like lurch
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Jul 13, 2015 04:55
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I bet some of these guys have a secret fetish where they find porn where the actors are dressed in military uniforms and furious jack off to it while yelling at their screen about stolen valor. "I can only cum if the valor is stolen."
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Jul 13, 2015 05:05
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:I identify as a Master Sergeant and Ranger. no master sergeant would accept those pronouns. don't call me sir, i work for a living
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Jul 13, 2015 05:06
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l33t b4c0n posted:I bet some of these guys have a secret fetish where they find porn where the actors are dressed in military uniforms and furious jack off to it while yelling at their screen about stolen valor. Ropes of frothy valor being misappropriated and misused in slow motion
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Jul 13, 2015 05:15
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I just read it's not illegal to pretend to have a Medal of Honor. Get to it America. Let's steal all the valor.
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Jul 13, 2015 05:50
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^^^^Supreme Court ruled it's all good as long as you're not using it for personal gain, like as a politician or whatever. Military members who wear their uniform out in town are ultra loving dorks anyways. I'm not sure why anyone would cosplay as the least popular type of people in the military but knock yourself out I guess. SaltLick posted:must suck having the 1000 yard stare in two directions God drat I wish I heard that when I was in a platoon with a cross-eyed fellow. I'd steal that joke like valor.
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Jul 13, 2015 06:22
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l33t b4c0n posted:I bet some of these guys have a secret fetish where they find porn where the actors are dressed in military uniforms and furious jack off to it while yelling at their screen about stolen valor. that seems unlikely to me
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Jul 13, 2015 07:23
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What happens on Halloween when one of these vets opens his front door and sees a little five year old kid dressed as a soldier? "You're dressed as a soldier in hopes of getting CANDY?!?!?! STOLEN VALOR! STOLEN VALOR!"
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l33t b4c0n posted:What happens on Halloween when one of these vets opens his front door and sees a little five year old kid dressed as a soldier? AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH 5 golden manbabies for you good sir *tips fedora, curtsies
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Jul 13, 2015 12:24
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i was so upset about my valor being stolen that i chopped off my dick and balls
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Jul 13, 2015 12:27
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Oh great psyopmonkey is back
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have any veterans killed each other yet in a fight over a crooked patch or creased shirt
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Professor Shark posted:WHERE DID YOU SEE ACTION? YEAH, THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE ANYONE WHO FOUGHT IN THAT WAR GOT AT LEAST A BULLSHIT PROMOTION, YOUR COLLAR DOTS ARE FOR THE LOWEST SHITHEEL ON THE TOTEM POLE! UNREQUISITIONED VALOR! UNREQUISITIONED VALOR! can just imagine some star fleet cadet saying "no way. no loving way. I've never even seen an enlisted man before. Let me see your ID there, Chief."
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Jul 13, 2015 14:23
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my brothers-in-arms didn't die at Wolf 359 just so you can get some Vulcan pussy
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EngineerSean posted:can just imagine some star fleet cadet saying "no way. no loving way. I've never even seen an enlisted man before. Let me see your ID there, Chief." I can just see a group of cadets laughing and mockingly saluting O'Brien as they walk by him at the Academy.
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OH REALLY? WHY ARE YOU WEARING SCIENCE DIVISION INSIGNIA WITH A GOLD TUNIC? AND YOU SAID YOU SERVED ON THE USS LEXINGTON? YOU BETTER TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE THE USS ENTERPRISE INSIGNIA ON YOUR CREST! STOLEN VELOUR! STOLEN VELOUR!
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Jul 13, 2015 15:36
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He says he was a hired killer but he wasn't. ding ding ding. Shame.
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Jul 13, 2015 15:39
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babypolis posted:id take any of these guys over a paid murderer any day Tezzor posted:He says he was a hired killer but he wasn't. ding ding ding. Shame. You guys know that soldiers aren't all Rambo in real life, right?
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Jul 13, 2015 15:57
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Issuing Rambo's paycheck is the same as gunning down hundreds of nameless commies yourself.
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Tezzor posted:He says he was a hired killer but he wasn't. ding ding ding. Shame. sedanchair and zeitguiest kept their poo poo out of gbs, this makes sedanchair and zeitguiest literally better people than you
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Those stolen Valor guys think that if they wear camo to Chipotle people will think that they were like, fast-roping out of helicopters into villages and blowing away muslims by the score with miniguns, and it actually works on Tezzor.
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Jul 13, 2015 16:23
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gonna go call out a fake homeless person about stolen squalor
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my grandma gets so angry about those intersection beggar guys. hes been out for here a week now, why is he still homeless?!?
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bing_commander posted:my grandma gets so angry about those intersection beggar guys. Winter is coming Grandma
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Randumb Thots posted:OH REALLY? WHY ARE YOU WEARING SCIENCE DIVISION INSIGNIA WITH A GOLD TUNIC? AND YOU SAID YOU SERVED ON THE USS LEXINGTON? YOU BETTER TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE THE USS ENTERPRISE INSIGNIA ON YOUR CREST! STOLEN VELOUR! STOLEN VELOUR! Saw some rear end in a top hat on the bridge in a command uniform that was the wrong shade of maroon with the Captain's rank pips upside down. Confronted him about it and he said he was "omnipotent" then turned me into a sexy lady and summoned a mariachi band.
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Otisburg posted:Saw some rear end in a top hat on the bridge in a command uniform that was the wrong shade of maroon with the Captain's rank pips upside down. Confronted him about it and he said he was "omnipotent" then turned me into a sexy lady and summoned a mariachi band. EVEN THE UNIVERSE JUSTIFIES STOLE VALOR
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boom boom boom posted:Those stolen Valor guys think that if they wear camo to Chipotle people will think that they were like, fast-roping out of helicopters into villages and blowing away muslims by the score with miniguns, and it actually works on Tezzor. 
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Otisburg posted:Saw some rear end in a top hat on the bridge in a command uniform that was the wrong shade of maroon with the Captain's rank pips upside down. Confronted him about it and he said he was "omnipotent" then turned me into a sexy lady and summoned a mariachi band.
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You're a monster. How big did you make her cans?
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