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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


what a goofy match

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Well, that was silly. Let's not put Kane in the main event again, though.

Rythian
Dec 31, 2007

You take what comes, and the rest is void.





I can't believe they could make a FLAMING TABLE spot look so boring. WTF. Just have Bryan wrestle properly, please.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


You better run, son.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
This is the goofiest poo poo ever.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
I call interference on the fireman

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
What a weirdly sudden end to such a crazy match.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
And Kane is fine because whatever.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Through hellfire and brimstone... Or whatever

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!
Those stagehands hosed Kane down like Gillberg.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



The fire extinguisher spray continues to be the most devastating extreme rules weapon.

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
Also Fire Extinguishers, Fire Extinguishers are highly effective against demons

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
Kane needs a better fitting mask

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
i think there would be a way to take a bunch of stuff from that match and make a cool one but there were too many botches and it moved in slow motion.

on the other hand it's a Kane singles match so at least i laughed.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
oh god please don't make this a feud never show this matchup again

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

What the gently caress is that ending? Tell me this feud isn't continuing :suicide:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
OH GOD NO DON'T CONTINUE THIS FEUD WHAT THE gently caress

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

Your Friend posted:

wow bryan couldn't get a clean win

Lol shut up

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
No. No more.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Good ending to a very poorly paced match.


Ambrose siphons gas from parking lots during shows.

How else is he supposed to drive his beat up black window van to the next arena?

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
That match was pretty fun and gently caress you if you disagree.

A good PPV, hooray.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

Kane needs to go away

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012
Edit: Nevermind.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

YES!

YES!

YES!

YES!

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

jscolon2.0 posted:

Why does Kane need a lighter? Does his pyrokinesis not work during matches?

Pyrokinesis only works with ringposts and garbage cans

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Holy poo poo, what if the fake hair started on fire? :laffo:

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Well that didn't really need to happen.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

This PPV

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Goddamnit Bryan, Kane is Absorb Fire! Don't cast Agi spells on him!

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
Great, because everyone wants to see another Kane match.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

You can't use fire on Rubicante, he'll just have little green numbers pop up and get his HP back.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Now it feels like such a missed opportunity that when Kane threw that gas tank through the car windshield they didn't just have the car burst into flames as Bryan rolled away and explode after they had brawled to a safe distance.

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

will they ever bring blood and chairs to the face back

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.
Good match. Better than I expected. Kane did a great job of carrying the extreme rules to its conclusion. Exactly what it should have been - kudos.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

This might be the best match I've ever seen that I'd also qualify as ridiculous.

This is pretty much how I feel about it.


Bray/Cena was ridiculous and slow and boring, this was ridiculous and slow but had a forklift and flaming table and Kane standing tall like nothing happened after going through said flaming table.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

at least we know Kane is okay

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Cole's "astounding" call of "The demon is burning in hell!!" as Kane is sprayed down by a fire extinguisher for what felt like hours will surely live in infamy!!!

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

StarkRavingMad posted:

Hahahahah Kane selling the fire extinguishers more than the fire

"DAMMIT ITS OUT STOP THAT IT BURNS"

he IS a fire demon

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

oatgan posted:

d-bry can't win clean without fire extinguisher interference gently caress this company forever

They're sucking all the heat from Bryan!

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Gar
May 13, 2005
I got the Playstation but I still play the Sega
At least we don't have to pay for this anymore?

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