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Who should sit on the Iron Throne
Cersei Lannister/Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish
Jamie Lannister/Bronn
Jon Snow (bitch you know he ain’t dead)/Ser Davos Seaworth, “the Onion Knight”
Brienne of Tarth/Podrick Payne
Tyrion/Varys/Missandei/Grey Worm coalition
Arya Stark/No One
Sansa Stark/Theon “Reek” Greyjoy
Reanimated corpse of The Mountain/Wight that used to be Badass Wildling Milf
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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





place your bets for cleganebowl

i'm calling the hound with an axe through zombie mountain's skull

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Two Finger posted:

place your bets for cleganebowl

i'm calling the hound with an axe through zombie mountain's skull

Not poetic enough

Hound pushing Zombie Mountain in a fire

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Not poetic enough

Hound pushing Zombie Mountain in a fire

Too mundane.

Wildfire. :q:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





The Rat posted:

Too mundane.

Wildfire. :q:

tyrion throwing wildfire from a dragon that then flames the mountain and also the arena is on fire

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Two Finger posted:

tyrion throwing wildfire from a dragon that then flames the mountain and also the arena is on fire

:rock::rock::rock:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Smiling Jack posted:

They are specifically mentioned as using magic iirc.

I think that was from JRRM in an interview or something, not from a book.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Godholio posted:

I think that was from JRRM in an interview or something, not from a book.

Its in the book. I definitely don't read any of that fat fucks interviews or any online commentary for the books and I didn't make it up

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I made a post about CLEGANEBOWL eleven years ago :suicide:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1692209&pagenumber=19&perpage=40#post304825698

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

drat you liked smilies back then huh

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Ice was a bomb-rear end sword but can you imagine actually trying to use it for something OTHER than ceremonial poo poo? Goddamn

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

MA-Horus posted:

Ice was a bomb-rear end sword but can you imagine actually trying to use it for something OTHER than ceremonial poo poo? Goddamn

The Mountain with Ice would have owned

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

MA-Horus posted:

Ice was a bomb-rear end sword but can you imagine actually trying to use it for something OTHER than ceremonial poo poo? Goddamn

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
jack churchill is real cool to read about but i bet he was a total prick and insufferable to serve under

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

jack churchill is real cool to read about but i bet he was a total prick and insufferable to serve under

I get that. Patton is much the same. Imagine waiting for orders and knowing you're gonna end up under Patton or Bradley.

You'd suck some serious dick to pull Bradley

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Churchill was p cool but Digby Tatham-Water took out a nazi armored car with a loving umbrella

quote:

He later disabled a German armoured car with his umbrella, incapacitating the driver by shoving the umbrella through the car's observational slit.

Guy was a loving lunatic

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

quote:

Oh my goodness Pat, but what if it rains?

:lol:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.


Not that it still isn't cool but this is from training

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Smiling Jack posted:

Churchill was p cool but Digby Tatham-Water took out a nazi armored car with a loving umbrella


Guy was a loving lunatic

You missed the best part of that quote.

When the Germans started using tanks to cross the bridge, Digby led a bayonet charge against them wearing a bowler hat. He later disabled a German armoured car with his umbrella, incapacitating the driver by shoving the umbrella through the car's observational slit

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Smiling Jack posted:

Churchill was p cool but Digby Tatham-Water took out a nazi armored car with a loving umbrella


Guy was a loving lunatic

quote:


Digby then noticed the Padre pinned down by enemy fire while trying to cross the street to get to injured soldiers. Digby got to him and said "Don't worry about the bullets, I've got an umbrella". He then escorted the padre across the street under his umbrella. When he returned to the front line, one of his fellow officers said about his umbrella that "that thing won't do you any good", to which Digby replied "Oh my goodness Pat, but what if it rains?"[7] Digby was later injured by shrapnel, which also cut open the rear of his trousers but continued to fight until A Company had run out of ammunition. Despite the radios being unreliable as Digby had predicted and the bugle calls were used most in the battle, the message "out of ammo, God save The King" was radioed out before Digby was captured.[8]


God-tier

Dude might be Archer's real father

Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 23:08 on May 20, 2016

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Not that it still isn't cool but this is from training

The picture, yes. But he carried that sword during the Salerno landings. He also carried bagpipes and a longbow.

At Dunkirk, he told his men that the signal to open fire would be when he put an arrow through the first German. He did exactly that, of course.

wikipedia posted:

Jack Churchill was second in command of No. 3 Commando in Operation Archery, a raid on the German garrison at Vågsøy, Norway, on 27 December 1941.[15] As the ramps fell on the first landing craft, Churchill leapt forward from his position playing "March of the Cameron Men"[16] on his bagpipes, before throwing a grenade and running into battle in the bay.

wikipedia posted:

The Partisans remained at the landing area; only Churchill and six others managed to reach the objective. A mortar shell killed or wounded everyone but Churchill, who was playing "Will Ye No Come Back Again?" on his pipes as the Germans advanced. He was knocked unconscious by grenades and captured.

Every day he had to jump up and down on the hour so everyone could tell the time by the gonging of his enormous balls.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
rip hodor

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

:smith:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Wow. That was excellent.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Whoops I clicked on this thread too early. Bummer. :negative:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
bran traveled back in time and warged into young Hodor allowing him to experience his own loving death, and that's what made him all hosed in the dome.



Mrs Beanie was right, this show is fucken dark

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Arrath posted:

Whoops I clicked on this thread too early. Bummer. :negative:

:twisted:

theyre killin off all the doggies too :smith:

Sacrist65
Mar 24, 2007
Frunnkiss
Fucccckkin episode got me right in the feels

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:stonk:


Bran cost Hodor his life twice.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


never forget o7

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
holy poo poo hodor

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
hold the door

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mr. Nice! posted:

hold the door

I want this to become a thing to say, but I don't see many opportunities.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
HOLDOR

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
i was really hoping that the iron island uncle dude wasnt gonna come back from his drowning coronation cuz that wouldve been funny as gently caress

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
INT. MAGIC CAVE
Zombies flood the tunnel, climbing on walls and the ceiling, closing in. Child of The Forest 1st Class Vasquez preps her last magical rock grenade.

ELF VASQUEZ
You always were an rear end in a top hat, Hodor

LT. HODOR
Hodor

They lock hands around the magical rock grenade. BOOM.





D&D sure do hate those dogs huh.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i was really hoping that the iron island uncle dude wasnt gonna come back from his drowning coronation cuz that wouldve been funny as gently caress

The crowd runs to the other beach, trying to wave down the escaping fleet. "Wait! Come back! You're up!"

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Victor Vermis posted:

INT. MAGIC CAVE
Zombies flood the tunnel, climbing on walls and the ceiling, closing in. Child of The Forest 1st Class Vasquez preps her last magical rock grenade.

ELF VASQUEZ
You always were an rear end in a top hat, Hodor

LT. HODOR
Hodor

They lock hands around the magical rock grenade. BOOM.





D&D sure do hate those dogs huh.

glad im not the only one that immediately thought about aliens when that poo poo went down

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

So yeah I think the theory going around is that three eyed Raven is old Bran and went back to guide his young version or some poo poo?

God drat poor Hodor

Also can this show pls stop killing direwolves wtf there's like two left

#holdthedoor never forget

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 07:51 on May 23, 2016

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
I really wonder if that was GRRs plan from the beginning. Because if it actually was god drat that is some cold rear end poo poo.

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