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sponges
Sep 15, 2011

Living in Iowa blows dick. You kinda have to be an Iowa fan or an Iowa State fan. And I wouldn't wish being an Iowa State fan on anyone

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Parmesan Basil posted:

Hey everyone! How's this game going? I live in Des Moines and MAN is it quiet today!

That's because everyone there has killed themselves.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

If this game were a boxing match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mco5uCKOPyI

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

:lol: they didn't give him the spot at all.

e: well nevermind

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
it's all about moral victories from here on out

BiG TrUcKs !!!
Feb 25, 2007

My life is the most blessed and most cursed in existence (blessed spiritually, cursed physically)
With the total destruction of Iowa, Northwestern and Michigan State the Big 10 lies in blood tatters. ESPN mourns it's death by fairly replacing it with more SEC coverage. Hail Satan, Roll Tide.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

That really didn't look like it was enough

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Y Kant Ozma Diet posted:

Living in Iowa blows dick. You kinda have to be an Iowa fan or an Iowa State fan. And I wouldn't wish being an Iowa State fan on anyone

It's pretty cool today. Western Iowa is all Nebraska fans though, that's option three.

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Y Kant Ozma Diet posted:

Living in Iowa blows dick. You kinda have to be an Iowa fan or an Iowa State fan. And I wouldn't wish being an Iowa State fan on anyone

As an Iowa state fan I'm quite enjoying myself today. It almost makes up for for the other 364 days this year.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Des Moines is cool and good! Iowa as a football team is dire and bad! Come live here!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Thoguh posted:

It's pretty cool today. Western Iowa is all Nebraska fans though, that's option three.

What a bleak existence.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Iowa is getting it together but waiting for 35 points to go up is a bad time to do it

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Parm, I've been to Des Moines. I've been really close to parm at some point in my life, wowee.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

go3 posted:

Iowa is getting it together but waiting for 35 points to go up is a bad time to do it

Time for the comeb ahahahahaaha. :smithicide:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Parmesan Basil posted:

Des Moines is cool and good! Iowa as a football team is dire and bad! Come live here!

Sorry, I can watch corn grow in Wisconsin and I'm not attracted to my cousin.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Parm, I've been to Des Moines. I've been really close to parm at some point in my life, wowee.

It's cool. Next time you're in, drop me a line and we can go to a good restaurant and talk about how we're the best posters in TFF.

bushes
Nov 6, 2003

Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes
Give P5 status to the AAC next year and drop the Big 10 down. Would things really change all that much?

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Infidel Castro posted:

Sorry, I can watch corn grow in Wisconsin and I'm not attracted to my cousin.

You make up for it in meth and snowmobile DUI fatalities

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

Thoguh posted:

It's pretty cool today. Western Iowa is all Nebraska fans though, that's option three.

I live in Western Iowa and that's only partially true. Also the people who aren't Nebraska fans hate them with a passion. Iowa State football fans have nothing to root for but Iowa losing.

Anyway, Iowa had no business playing in this game.

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

The Glumslinger posted:

Oh god, I don't think they sell alcohol at the Rose Bowl


He has to watch this sober :stonk:

If there's one thing people from Iowa are good at its getting booze into dry stadiums.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Parmesan Basil posted:

It's cool. Next time you're in, drop me a line and we can go to a good restaurant and talk about how we're the best posters in TFF.

You guys going to be talking about Winkie all night

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

They sell beer at the Rose Bowl, they are $14 each

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
A lot of heisman voters watching McCaffrey for the first time tonight like

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011

Top Hats Monthly posted:

You make up for it in meth and snowmobile DUI fatalities

Hey now, Wisconsin can hold its own there. We actually have trees to drunkenly ride into

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

OctoberBlues posted:

They sell beer at the Rose Bowl, they are $14 each

:stonk:

Beer prices are out of control at sporting events.

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

Scarf posted:

A lot of heisman voters watching McCaffrey for the first time tonight like



This is the ugliest person I've ever seen

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

They sell beer at the Rose Bowl, they are $14 each

They're going to make a million dollars on beer sales alone.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Rectal Placenta posted:

Hey now, Wisconsin can hold its own there. We actually have trees to drunkenly ride into

Someone died on a lake near me (I saw the helicopter landing even) when I was in Wisconsin. The guy was going 70. WIthout a helmet.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Winkie01 posted:

You guys going to be talking about Winkie all night

"Hey did you hear that Winkie got banned?"
"Yeah, what he did was unfor-gif-able!!!"

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Parmesan Basil posted:

"Hey did you hear that Winkie got banned?"
"Yeah, what he did was unfor-gif-able!!!"

You have a child don't you. You have to be a dad.

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

Scarf posted:

A lot of heisman voters watching McCaffrey for the first time tonight like



martha plimpton imo

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Someone died on a lake near me (I saw the helicopter landing even) when I was in Wisconsin. The guy was going 70. WIthout a helmet.

I wish I were that guy right now.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Top Hats Monthly posted:

You have a child don't you. You have to be a dad.

You called it!

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
https://twitter.com/cbssports/status/683064683331321859

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Ferentz is no longer chewing, the gum is moving his mouth.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Lord.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Parmesan Basil posted:

You called it!

Not sure if its a good thing or a bad thing that you spend all your time on TFF instead of with your child.

Emron
Aug 2, 2005


lol

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010


gotdamn

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A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


lmao gently caress iowa forever

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