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The Narrator

bernie would have won

Vladimir Poutine posted:

was that jock actually named hotdogs?

so what are the odds this is rigged? it seems rigged

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bernie would have won

Soag posted:

im doin great i woke up at 5pm today so fresh as a daisy but im not sure how im going to get to sleep tonight~~!

how you doin narrator

yeah i'm alright

tonight i have drunk beer and played video games

normally i win you don't know jack but i guess my moment of glory is over

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i can't stop laughing at that photo, soag what have you done

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Avshalom posted:

i can't stop laughing at that photo, soag what have you done


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omri is my new best friend

i'm going to write to him and tell him that his dad is haunting me and making me spam his photo all over something awful

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the more i look at him the more he looks like a fat bald male version of me

:psyduck:

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it is too early in the morning for this poo poo

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Soag posted:

xylo are you living in minnestoa at the moment

No, minnesota is for losers


sorry it took me a bit, I posted then went to make breakfast

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goooood morning xylo!

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Avshalom posted:

goooood morning xylo!



think I worked for that guy once.

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Avshalom posted:

the more i look at him the more he looks like a fat bald male version of me

:psyduck:

i thought you were a Very Sexy Lady



XyloJW posted:

No, minnesota is for losers


sorry it took me a bit, I posted then went to make breakfast

i really ike minnesota i watched fargo and the accent is super cool and funny and now i want to go on a holiday to minnesota and wisconsin

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XyloJW
back when I worked at a library, we got India Today every week. India Today is a magazine that is basically a mashup of US Today (supermarket tabloid) and Time (semi-serious journalism) magazine, but for India.

I always liked to browse through the more tabloid-y parts, because they'd be really sarcastic and judgmental about people I've never heard of that you're clearly supposed to know. Like they refer to them by first-name, and you're just supposed to find it really scandalous that Anushka and Virat were at a hotel together! Or they sarcastically reference movies or tv shows you've never heard of. "What was Kapoor wearing on Friday? Did she think it was the premier of Ghost-Dance 3?"

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i know exactly where you got this picture from you shameless harlot

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Soag posted:

i thought you were a Very Sexy Lady


i really ike minnesota i watched fargo and the accent is super cool and funny and now i want to go on a holiday to minnesota and wisconsin

You ever see O Brother Where Art Thou? That's where I'm from

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look, i tried to bring down the barriers between threads and people were just too closed-minded to accept each other. i have to be the sole agent of inter-thread communication and if that means cross-posting sharons then so be it

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things could be worse, i could be fixated on bibi

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XyloJW posted:

You ever see O Brother Where Art Thou? That's where I'm from

ah thats right i knew you were from an m- state

i though you must have grown up in bayoux territory and had maybe moved bc i couldnt think of any swampy m- states, only minesota and minneanapolis and michigan and massachussets

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Soag posted:

i couldnt think of any swampy m- states
m-

-y cooch

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Avshalom posted:

look, i tried to bring down the barriers between threads and people were just too closed-minded to accept each other. i have to be the sole agent of inter-thread communication and if that means cross-posting sharons then so be it

i tried posting in lady thread but its not the same as auspoo


they have their own in-jokes and their own famous people and i feel lost and confused

much like cartoon in daily life

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m-

-y cooch

xylo lives in your cooch?

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well no but it was a possibility

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Soag posted:

ah thats right i knew you were from an m- state

i though you must have grown up in bayoux territory and had maybe moved bc i couldnt think of any swampy m- states, only minesota and minneanapolis and michigan and massachussets

yeah, there're a lot of M-states. Maryland and Missouri have some swamps, but Mississippi's definitely the swampiest.

XyloJW posted:

You ever see O Brother Where Art Thou? That's where I'm from

By the way, if any of you haven't seen this, drop what you're doing and go watch it.

Avshalom posted:

things could be worse, i could be fixated on bibi

Uugggggh

bell jar

i'm watching twin peaks

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i'm drawing a sub-par webcomic

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I'm posting poo poo on the internet and eating pizza

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Avs what's the link to your subpar webcomic I want to laugh at it

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you've already bloody read it, you commented on it you demented old man. get out of here!

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i absolutely 110% have not ever looked at your webcomic and if someone commented on it under my name this is identity theft and they should be reported to interpol

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ugh!

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and if you mean that i commented on it in the thread well thats porbably true i robably said it was terrible and i could draw better art out my butt with explosive diarrhea but thats kind of my thing i just say stuff


now im bored and actually want to look at it

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btw i didn't end up walking into the city and taking photos this morning because i fell asleep straight after making those posts and didn't wake up until midday. i wasn't even drunk, wtf

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xylo i have seen o brother and tis a good movie

but i watched it ages ago i will rewatch i think!!~

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oh wait i did look at this it was jst so terrible i immediately blanked it outo fmy mind

haha nah jokes i didnt look at it before youre allright avs

Avshalom posted:

btw i didn't end up walking into the city and taking photos this morning because i fell asleep straight after making those posts and didn't wake up until midday. i wasn't even drunk, wtf

i have no idea what youre talking about

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oh wait, i was talking to xylo and fruity this morning, not you

gtfo

i was half-asleep, i could have been talking to abbott for all i knew

xylo i'm sorry if i made wild accusations against you this morning

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Avshalom posted:

oh wait, i was talking to xylo and fruity this morning, not you

gtfo

gently caress you too and the horse you rode in on

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eww soag hosed a horse ewwww

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Avshalom posted:

oh wait, i was talking to xylo and fruity this morning, not you

gtfo

i was half-asleep, i could have been talking to abbott for all i knew

xylo i'm sorry if i made wild accusations against you this morning

Oh that's okay, I don't remember

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