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Celt des Ghoules posted:Where's this update then McGee? You're on a zero hour contract here! It'll be done when it's done and not a moment before! Also these puns are awful. I liked none of them. 
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You forgot the "bah, humbug". 
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Dec 22, 2014 18:36
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He came, he saw, he groaned.
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Dec 22, 2014 19:17
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Get it? None? Zero? Anyone? Anyone at all? 
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Dec 22, 2014 20:04
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TKMobile posted:So, in the SaGa 2 remake, is the "Dad has an affair" plotline still intact? Admittedly this game wasn't made in an era where you could give Gameboy RPGs lots of onscreen time to play out the twist, but my sadness for Roy is matched only by my curiosity... It's still there, and spelled out a lot clearer than in the English GB translation.
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As goofy as it is, that is admittedly the kind of plot twist you don't expect out of a light gameboy-era portable RPG. 'Oh, yeah, I was off saving the world, and stuff, uh, meet your half-sister!'
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Chokes McGee posted:Get it? None? Zero? Anyone? Sorry man, it's a null result.
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Dec 23, 2014 12:48
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Are you going to set up a wordplay contest for the LP, Chokes? Allow people to send up to 5 pairs of jokes.
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Dec 23, 2014 12:52
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Tylana posted:Are you going to set up a wordplay contest for the LP, Chokes? Allow people to send up to 5 pairs of jokes. Nah, don't be silly. None of us would win.
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Dec 23, 2014 14:32
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What I'm taking away from this debacle is that the thread's wordplay amounts to nothing.
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Dec 23, 2014 14:42
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UmbreonMessiah posted:Nah, don't be silly. None of us would win. So, we'd end up with a post like "I sent in my best material, hoping something would get in. But sadly no pun in ten did." ?
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Tylana posted:So, we'd end up with a post like "I sent in my best material, hoping something would get in. But sadly no pun in ten did." ? I'm thinking it's more that we miss some of the fine print in the rules and our entries are all rendered null and void.
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Dec 23, 2014 14:59
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I'm sorry, but this whole punny derail has resulted in zero laughs for me. As in the number zero, signifying the concept of nothingness, which also happens to be the name of the character Zero.
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Dec 23, 2014 15:31
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This entire derail has been about as relevant as love between two tennis players!
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Dec 23, 2014 15:37
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MaskedHuzzah posted:This entire derail has been about as relevant as love between two tennis players! Wouldn't that be the beginning of the match? You know, the origin?
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Dec 23, 2014 16:19
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oh god must get update finish and posted before puns get worse he;lp
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Dec 23, 2014 16:33
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Goons will make puns about anything and everything. Nothing is sacred.
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Dec 23, 2014 16:51
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You have nobody to blame for this but yourself.
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Dec 23, 2014 16:53
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Though magic is infused in his skull, his wit is truly quite dull. The mutant known as Zero wishes to be a great hero, but the chance of this... is null.
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Dec 23, 2014 17:03
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Personally, I find this derail to be beautiful.
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Great White Hope posted:Personally, I find this derail to be beautiful. This is false. This whole derail has no value.
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Dec 23, 2014 17:44
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Chainsaw.
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Great White Hope posted:Personally, I find this derail to be beautiful. The nadir of nihilism, but beautiful. (Speaking of beautiful, who's the smoke coat Persian in your avatar, Chokes?)
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Dec 23, 2014 18:16
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Twenty sodding posts since last night... I come here expecting another amusing update and instead it's a bunch of bloody awful puns about the number zero, actively provoked by the arse who is supposed to be telling a humourous story about a very old game and instead of updating passes his time encouraging this wank. Truly, this LP is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing. 
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Dec 23, 2014 19:48
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I'm sad so few jokes about the main character have been made by you lot. I guess you can't get anything Royt.
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JustJeff88 posted:Twenty sodding posts since last night... I come here expecting another amusing update and instead it's a bunch of bloody awful puns about the number zero, actively provoked by the arse who is supposed to be telling a humourous story about a very old game and instead of updating passes his time encouraging this wank. A nice attempt, but I'm afraid it still scores nul points.
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Ratoslov posted:Chainsaw.
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Dec 23, 2014 20:45
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Nothing really. Or at least nothing Zero wouldn't have done.
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Dec 23, 2014 21:51
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alcharagia posted:What I'm taking away from this debacle is that the thread's wordplay amounts to nothing. This but unironically. It doesn't stop us from trying, mind you, regardless of whether I can defend the practice on the strength (or lack thereof) of our linguistic agility.
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Shady Amish Terror posted:It doesn't stop us from trying, mind you, regardless of whether I can defend the practice on the strength (or lack thereof) of our linguistic agility. Not that either one matters, since Mana is the god stat here. Of which I think we all have a 0 in anyway.
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Dec 23, 2014 23:21
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Despite all my rage I have no puns for the mage.  ...I think I might have issues. Brain problems. I'll stop now.
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Shady Amish Terror posted:Despite all my rage I have no puns for the mage. While I do like that Smashing Pumpkin's song, there is another, far more appropriate one to invoke. Wow, Zero's lyrics seem to fit the game quite well. God is empty, being bifurcated with a power tool would do that.
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So Dad left 10 years ago, and Lynn's 7 or 8 (or 9, oh god I don't like the implications of that). Dad didn't waste any time starting his 'for real' family. I don't know how this let's play can continue without the son having a heart-to-heart with his Dad.
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So happy I caught up to this thread in time for a Christmas Season of Puns, that I will refrain from adding to lest another page is consumed by them. Chokes, thank you for all the great writing work you do. Seeing this thread got me to check out your FFL1 LP (I know, COMPLETELY UNHEARD OF sequence of events) and as everyone agrees, it was a real peach. Now playing through this and excited to rediscover a childhood favorite. I always thought Jackie Kashian's FFL joke was referencing this game until I read your FFL1 LP. I may also be misremembering a god takedown here, who knows. It's a 90s RPG. God's gonna die.
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Do It Once Right posted:Dad didn't waste any time starting his 'for real' family. I don't know how this let's play can continue without the son having a heart-to-heart with his Dad. Who knows how biology works in this universe. From what we know of the world, they gave birth to a sentient robot. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Chuu posted:Who knows how biology works in this universe. From what we know of the world, they gave birth to a sentient robot.  he was adopted.
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Zore posted:
Fixed that for you; no need to thank me.
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What if Roy's family was the *other* family, and the one we met was the guy's primary one (thus his disappearances and long absences)
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