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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Bucholz is buying the Phillies lineup dinner tonight, Jesus

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ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.

Goetta posted:

Come on guys, just need two more balks to get Votto in

That's how you offense!!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Abner Assington posted:

As a fellow Penguins fan I assume that's said in jest.
It is, I forgot to add the :v: at the end of it

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
Welp Trout struck out, gotta wait another 8 batters before Angels have another chance at scoring.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Some Numbers posted:

I want Seth Smith to hit for the cycle today.

I wish the Mariners were still doing million dollar baseball magic. A reminder that A-Rod made a fan a millionaire while in a Mariner uniform once.

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

Woo Rays on the board only took 7 innings!

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

seiferguy posted:

I wish the Mariners were still doing million dollar baseball magic. A reminder that A-Rod made a fan a millionaire while in a Mariner uniform once.

I legit don't remember what this is.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Longoria hit that rather far

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
if anyone was wondering the reason that moustakas is batting second is in order for to bunt.

hey, it worked

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

Hey guys, Bryce Harper owns.

K bye

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Cueto gettin' caaallls

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002

commy gun posted:

Hey guys, Bryce Harper owns.

K bye

dat hair flip :swoon:

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
A bunt, a bloop, a steal, and a run scored on a wild pitch. Royals baseball is back :)

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
I really wish the Reds would just throw shitloads of money at Cueto to get him to stay

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Some Numbers posted:

I legit don't remember what this is.

Back in the mid to late 90s, the Mariners and Safeway had a promotion that if you signed up for something at Safeway, you would be selected to enter "Million Dollar Baseball Magic" where each game, a random fan was selected, and if a Mariner hit for the cycle that game, they won a million dollars. If a player had 4 hits in a game, they got free groceries for a year. Only 1 fan won the million, when A-Rod hit for the cycle in '97:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S16qAZZ8ouQ

Look at how empty Tiger Stadium is, haha.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Billy :o:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

seiferguy posted:

Back in the mid to late 90s, the Mariners and Safeway had a promotion that if you signed up for something at Safeway, you would be selected to enter "Million Dollar Baseball Magic" where each game, a random fan was selected, and if a Mariner hit for the cycle that game, they won a million dollars. If a player had 4 hits in a game, they got free groceries for a year. Only 1 fan won the million, when A-Rod hit for the cycle in '97:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S16qAZZ8ouQ

Look at how empty Tiger Stadium is, haha.

"Alex Rodriguez" Hits For Cycle, Wins Fan A "MIllion Dollars!" :laffo:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I forgot all about the speed up the games rules, did they back off of those or what?

Seems like everyone's stepping out of the box every pitch, although it hasn't bothered me at all.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

Goetta posted:

I really wish the Reds would just throw shitloads of money at Cueto to get him to stay

Yeah, I was just thinking he looks like he hasn't missed a beat since last season. Just dealin'.

Also, Billy Hamilton owns.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



the phillies will win fewer than 50 games this year

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

mets going halfway through the game without a hit

mets

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Pete Rose Hat Segment

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

seiferguy posted:

Back in the mid to late 90s, the Mariners and Safeway had a promotion that if you signed up for something at Safeway, you would be selected to enter "Million Dollar Baseball Magic" where each game, a random fan was selected, and if a Mariner hit for the cycle that game, they won a million dollars. If a player had 4 hits in a game, they got free groceries for a year. Only 1 fan won the million, when A-Rod hit for the cycle in '97:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S16qAZZ8ouQ

Look at how empty Tiger Stadium is, haha.

"I want to meet that girl and I want my cut"

that's so A-Rod

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
gently caress the Reds qtiyd

Toona the Cat
Jun 9, 2004

The Greatest

ALFbrot posted:

gently caress the Reds qtiyd

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

ALFbrot posted:

gently caress the Reds qtiyd

that poo poo was way up but yeah, gently caress the reds

Hoekie
Apr 22, 2010
Little late but whooooo Mariners.

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
Reds forever.

Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR
Whew, Gonzalez dinger. Was scared we were going to get shut out.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I love Julio Teheran. It's a real shame one run of support is probably all he's getting.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

triple sulk posted:

the phillies will win fewer than 50 games this year

I'll be pleased if their 2015 win totals hit double digits.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
That was the most sedate strikeout.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
Jay Bruce dingers own.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Colon pitching well and my Fat Man Sneak pick proves worthy

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Oh no that's not good, Wil Myers

Scob
Jul 17, 2005


lol

Wolfy
Jul 13, 2009

Howie Kendrick learning dangerous baserunning habits from Puig.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Obligatory gently caress The Dodgers.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
geez Cueto

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Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

seiferguy posted:

Back in the mid to late 90s, the Mariners and Safeway had a promotion that if you signed up for something at Safeway, you would be selected to enter "Million Dollar Baseball Magic" where each game, a random fan was selected, and if a Mariner hit for the cycle that game, they won a million dollars. If a player had 4 hits in a game, they got free groceries for a year. Only 1 fan won the million, when A-Rod hit for the cycle in '97:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S16qAZZ8ouQ

Look at how empty Tiger Stadium is, haha.

Three of the hits were off the Tigers bullpen though.

Should have been worth $50K max.

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