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the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

gnarlyhotep posted:

now youre just milking it for attention

for shame man, for shame

I can't sleep maybe I'll bore myself to sleep

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the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Cream_Filling posted:

Ok this is just getting sad now

Just you wait then. You think you're destined for something don't you

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:

Eh its way past that at this point. I dont care about consolations meant for petty existential crisis havers. Dont worry about me. Or yourself either

lol trip I'm not; and I'm also not having an existential crisis

thanks for the condescension though

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Obamacares, look at this humorous gif I'm posting for you:



lol you see it's kinda like this situation.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

lol trip I'm not; and I'm also not having an existential crisis

thanks for the condescension though

It's a slow burn. It will creep up on you while you're not looking and will take a form you might not recognize as such.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Obamacares, look at this humorous gif I'm posting for you:



lol you see it's kinda like this situation.

Yes a bit it was a very lovely gesture thank you

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
War is made from the same place love is

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
I saw all the new pages and was like "Yay, goons getting in touch with their degeneracy" but no, it's only one pathetic douchbag jacking off to himself and constant quoteing thereof reinforcing that poo poo.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I'm really confused I was talking about butt stuff

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:

War is made from the same place love is

see what I mean about fancy words that don't really mean anything though

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:

War is made from the same place love is

From the butt? I am so loving confused by this thread

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

A. Beaverhausen posted:

I saw all the new pages and was like "Yay, goons getting in touch with their degeneracy" but no, it's only one pathetic douchbag jacking off to himself and constant quoteing thereof reinforcing that poo poo.

Yea ikr whys everyone wanna talk to me

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I did butt stuff tonight, ama

but don't because I am snoozy & just trying to get enough water in my body to not die of dehydration in my sleep. But seriously, butt stuff.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

A. Beaverhausen posted:

I saw all the new pages and was like "Yay, goons getting in touch with their degeneracy" but no, it's only one pathetic douchbag jacking off to himself and constant quoteing thereof reinforcing that poo poo.
we dont brainshame in here

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I do jack off to myself all day to be quite honest and forthright

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Soooooo do any of the guys here have big balls, or enjoy big balls? The only issue with big balls is that they can make the dick look smaller by comparison but like I said it's worth it for a connoisseur

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
^^Eh, I'll take abigger dick than balls any day.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I did butt stuff tonight, ama

but don't because I am snoozy & just trying to get enough water in my body to not die of dehydration in my sleep. But seriously, butt stuff.

Ever had a foot up the butt? It's total :gizz:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:

Just you wait then. You think you're destined for something don't you

Im pretty sure i heard the homeless guy near my parking garage yell this once too

I think he's still homeless now so i guess it was his destiny

ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:

I do jack off to myself all day to be quite honest and forthright

Ok now this is just getting sppooky.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:

I do jack off to myself all day to be quite honest and forthright

hmm maybe you do have a sense of humor after all

DareToSlack
Aug 24, 2006
I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.
TL;DR, but HugSquad you sound like you're in the middle of a mixed episode or something. I have no idea if you're just a fuckup, but you might seriously want to talk to a doctor because a lot of your posts remind me of me pre-meds.

Also, I got thing for girl eyeballs. Big, shiny, wet eyeballs. :3:

Ideally still in the sockets, mind you.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Ever had a foot up the butt? It's total :gizz:

No but not trying to foot sodomy shame here.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Soooooo do any of the guys here have big balls, or enjoy big balls? The only issue with big balls is that they can make the dick look smaller by comparison but like I said it's worth it for a connoisseur

No joke big dick+ balls it makes it a chore to find a fashionable suit, especially noe when skinny pants are in fashion

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Cream_Filling posted:

No joke big dick+ balls it makes it a chore to find a fashionable suit, especially noe when skinny pants are in fashion

we don't want to hear about trying to fit your dad for a suit

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Cream_Filling posted:

No joke big dick+ balls it makes it a chore to find a fashionable suit, especially noe when skinny pants are in fashion

This made me jealous

Is that what you all feel when you read my posts :laugh:

My life really does suck though

How can one life suck so much

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:

This made me jealous

Is that what you all feel when you read my posts :laugh:

My life really does suck though

How can one life suck so much

Tell me more

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Nothing hotter than a guy with big balls & a chode so it looks like he's got double layered balls.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Well im broke and trolling girls for sex on badoo hasnt worked recently, which made me think im slipping further than i thought i had been. Also i live in a pink and purple room and i think the downstairs female college grad girls know when i jack off through the vibrations in the floor

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
whipped that poo poo out and ain't no doubt about it
hit the ground so hard it caused an earthquake and power outage

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:

Well im broke and trolling girls for sex on badoo hasnt worked recently, which made me think im slipping further than i thought i had been. Also i live in a pink and purple room and i think the downstairs female college grad girls know when i jack off through the vibrations in the floor

Please just shut the gently caress up.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:

Well im broke and trolling girls for sex on badoo hasnt worked recently, which made me think im slipping further than i thought i had been. Also i live in a pink and purple room and i think the downstairs female college grad girls know when i jack off through the vibrations in the floor

Wth this is boring as gently caress nevermind

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Cream_Filling posted:

No joke big dick+ balls it makes it a chore to find a fashionable suit, especially noe when skinny pants are in fashion

Nice suit bulges are the best bulges imo

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Ff

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Soooooo do any of the guys here have big balls, or enjoy big balls? The only issue with big balls is that they can make the dick look smaller by comparison but like I said it's worth it for a connoisseur

Everytime a guy talks about "finding the one" the rest of that sentence is "that doesn't laugh at my huge balls"

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls

Cream_Filling posted:

No joke big dick+ balls it makes it a chore to find a fashionable suit, especially noe when skinny pants are in fashion

Probably the best problem on earth to have. And it's never once stopped me from wearing skinny jeans. Show the world what you're working with.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Ff

the worst thing is fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Aug 10, 2014

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

The American Dream posted:

Probably the best problem on earth to have. And it's never once stopped me from wearing skinny jeans. Show the world what you're working with.

hell yeah

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
You gotta have advertising to go along with the package.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Show off your big beautiful balls :)

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
i remember some poor kid in gym class had a really bulbous round scrote and a tiny little wiener sitting on top it was so obvious cause of the way it formed the crease on his gym shorts. everyone talked about it to his face to gently caress with him through the whole school im honestly surprised he didnt kill himself.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I remember reading a story of this tsa screeber guy who tried to shoot a coworker because he kept on mocking him for his tiny dick that they saw when he was testing out the full body scanner

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