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Paladinus posted:I know Americans are not big on the idea of a Catholic president, but drat.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 04:50 |
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pressedbunny posted:WHAT The Undertaker lost at Wrestlemania. Clickie to see entire pages of WHAT. I love wrestlemania\Super Bowl\World Cup shockers and the goon reaction.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 05:35 |
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Well, thanks for not spoiling it or anything.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 07:08 |
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Freudian slippers posted:Well, thanks for not spoiling it or anything. Obviously wrestling needs spoiler rules for the forums like Game of Thrones has since they're both highly violent dramatic presentations beloved by manchildren.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 14:23 |
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Quote is not edit, jfc.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 14:23 |
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Stalin McHitler posted:Let's not do this "anime does/doesn't equal pedophilia" derail now. They're both wrong Thank you. Anime and pedophilia, despite the cause/effect relationship, are both wrong.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 16:36 |
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I started watching it back in the old cartoon network days, and slowly but surely now I can only achieve an erection by either charging my ki or imagining I am fighting another giant robot with my penis sword. Swinging, and yelling, as we fly free through space, sparks dancing off the blades as they are glancing off each other. Oil slicks and stains marking the battles cost to us both... Giant robotic hands sliding up and down the giant multi story length of the hilt, adjusting the grip as we fight onwards... I'll be in my bunk.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 16:57 |
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I don't get it, wasn't he Irish, they were the ones getting killed by satanic German tribes.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 17:36 |
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Beanpants posted:"I came here to do two things: toss salad and scramble eggs. And I just ran out of eggs."
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 00:15 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:when is advertising going figure out that sending me free samples works way better than spraying poo into my eyeballs
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 00:15 |
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The MSJ posted:Alex Ross draws an Archie cover for an alternate reality story where Archie dies. Mr. Maltose posted:This is the last thing a hitchhiker sees after being stuck in the trunk of a jalopy for a couple hundred miles.
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 17:12 |
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Neo Helbeast posted:Superman has a special Krypton Anti Gravity Liver. I never want to know what powers Godzilla's atomic breath. Xguard86 posted:He swings by Korea every decade to load up on spice and cabbage.
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 18:07 |
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Phlegmish posted:I don't get it, wasn't he Irish, they were the ones getting killed by satanic German tribes. Other inaccuracies in this comic: in real life, JFK did not live in the white house with his five moon-wives while fighting Nazi George W. Bush.
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 18:44 |
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DNS posted:I want one where a turtles holding a hard-rear end dick... mmm
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 19:29 |
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Duck_King posted:The RPK-74m owns. One of my favorite LMGs. Here's the data from symthic if you don't believe me. Symthic is a site with numerical values for data on the guns in Battlefield 4.
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 19:43 |
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guppiehaus posted:Xxxtra hot cjeetos rule
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 23:20 |
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Context: Police loving with recording equipment so they wouldn't get recorded doing illegal stuff. Bolding is mine.reallivedinosaur posted:The whole idea is to loosen a wire or switch or something so you can turn it off when it's time to beat someone down or gently caress an underage prostitute, or to easily doctor them after the fact.
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 23:22 |
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Does anyone have an old quote from a train engineer going into excruciating detail describing a derailment and what happens to him during it?
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 23:28 |
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Nightswimming posted:Engorgment ring
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 23:37 |
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BAWRLIN posted:Does anyone have an old quote from a train engineer going into excruciating detail describing a derailment and what happens to him during it? Here it is. B4Ctom1 posted:Pretty much this. It is hard to explain not just the physics, but the amounts of forces involved.
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 23:39 |
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socilest butthomo posted:Here it is. Exactly the one. Thank you.
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# ? Apr 8, 2014 23:51 |
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socilest butthomo posted:Here it is. Holy poo poo those last two lines are depressing.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 02:28 |
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Volume posted:Holy poo poo those last two lines are depressing. That's usually how those reports end, with the most easily replaced entity blamed.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 02:59 |
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Anyone got the quote from the tranny mime who couldn't stop jumping in front of cars? thank you
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 03:48 |
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escape artist posted:So here's a fun fact: I WAS writing a book with a man who was a meth kingpin. His teacher's teacher was the man who invented the blue meth. He was actually a college professor, not a high school teacher. He (the blue meth innovator) died in 2006, 2 years before his life was turned into a billion dollar franchise. Sadly, the book fell through, because working with someone who smokes meth regularly is as difficult, if not worse, than you can imagine, and I could only tolerate so much. escape artist posted:I've never done meth in my life, nor will I. I don't care if you believe me or not. The book deal fell through, but we went to multiple lawyers to see how much we could reference Breaking Bad without any legal recourse. I could disprove you, but I'd rather not associate with any of those loving psychos again. escape artist posted:Actually they obfuscate the real process, for legal reasons. We couldn't post the entire formula for legal reasons, either. The Efidac base is what makes it blue. escape artist posted:Sorry you're so goddamn jaded that you can't enjoy a story. Also, it's pretty cool how you quoted something I never once said. anne frank fanfic posted:i wrote a book with the dude who invented the stuff in the briefcase that shines when people open it. what? you thought that was a narrative device? ive been to lawyers dude, i dont even care if you believe me
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 04:57 |
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Deteriorata posted:
Goons and their food.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 07:26 |
Rest in peace, escape artist.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 07:39 |
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Say Nothing posted:Make up your own pun. Hiro Protagonist posted:Of course, it's the Muslim princess who gets stoned.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:35 |
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Skrill.exe posted:Anime and pedophilia, despite the cause/effect relationship, are both wrong.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 16:07 |
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Invisble Manuel posted:Denmark's Fromandskorpset cobalt impurity posted:Christ, I'd hate to see the bees those guys have to deal with.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 21:44 |
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Goons are at their funniest when replying to images.Acquire Currency! posted:Settlers of Futon
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 03:41 |
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Hat Thoughts posted:I think it's funny its funny
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 04:14 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:porkour
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 04:41 |
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Can someone post that one about driving to work on govt roads, safe cars, standardized time, etc. I need to use it and will save it this time!
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 05:47 |
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Darth123123 posted:Can someone post that one about driving to work on govt roads, safe cars, standardized time, etc. I need to use it and will save it this time! This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school. After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables, thanks to the local police department. And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 05:54 |
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You're gonna own the poo poo outta that republican, godspeed.
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 06:20 |
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:Goons and their food. Wait, this isn't a healthy diet? Well poo poo.
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 15:23 |
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I have to paraphrase, since I can't remember who said it or where: Goon 1: What would the folks in D&D suggest? Goon 2: Violent Maoist Revolution.
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 19:31 |
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Does anyone have the quote about two men sitting on a bench at an old folks' home, one of whom lived their life having EXPERIENCES and ADVENTURES, and the other one who lived his life getting as swole as possible?
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# ? Apr 10, 2014 19:38 |
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PleasingFungus posted:Does anyone have the quote about two men sitting on a bench at an old folks' home, one of whom lived their life having EXPERIENCES and ADVENTURES, and the other one who lived his life getting as swole as possible? Is that the one with the line "I could lift that man"?
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