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Pussy Gaz0re posted:WHAT THE gently caress IS GOING ON?!? kirk meltdown in progress
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wait it looks like the new nintendo thing. laffs firing from both barrels
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Jan 10, 2012 22:19
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"you may experience discomfort", the courtesan informs me. the pumping mechanism is now tightly strapped to my body, and the catheter has been violently shoved all the way in. some say it is a life changing experience to have the urine of another man forcibly pumped into your own bladder, and i eagerly look forward to seeing if this is true
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Jan 10, 2012 22:19
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Number19 posted:kirk meltdown in progress no im tolkien about this razer thingy
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Jan 10, 2012 22:20
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Jan 10, 2012 22:20
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i roll the dry balls of poo poo around in my mouth. these have been left to sit for a day, and even right after being produced they were quite dry. there is still some softness to them, some moisture within. i bite down, and the sensation of crumbling poo poo fills my mouth. i spit out the hard flecks of undigested matter and continue to chew.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:20
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Pussy Gaz0re posted:no im tolkien about this razer thingy it's melting down kirk other than that, i don't even think razar knows what it is
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Jan 10, 2012 22:21
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Number19 posted:honked: close the thread before it's to late he should have held on to his balls.. they slipped from his grasp
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Jan 10, 2012 22:21
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in the mirror, i see that the veins in my neck are engorged as i try to push out any remaining feces. it is a thrill to know that this feces is not mine, and yet i am still passing it through my system. my throat is still quite irritated from the intubation process, and it is still bizarre feeling the hot lumps pass through said tube into my mouth, down my throat, and into my gut to be re-processed by my own intestines.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQyZuUcHZzI the open system of pc gaming rms would be proud
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Jan 10, 2012 22:24
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hold on to your balls. new kirk av
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Jan 10, 2012 22:25
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 kirk has died, you are reading his last will and testament
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Jan 10, 2012 22:25
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*fistpump*
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Jan 10, 2012 22:26
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in the morning, i do not feel well. the exertions of the previous night and the inability of my body to handle so much foreign material has taken its toll. i try to liven myself up in the piss showers, and my spirits are lifted, but the nausea remains. an attendant brings me a smoothy for breakfast, and i hungrily sip from the straw. a strange flavor, but this trip is about new experiences. i ask the attendant what's in it, and he describes a fetid mixture of pus and cum. i smile as he leaves. "they think of everything", i muse.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:27
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Kirk posted:in the morning, i do not feel well. the exertions of the previous night and the inability of my body to handle so much foreign material has taken its toll. i try to liven myself up in the piss showers, and my spirits are lifted, but the nausea remains. an attendant brings me a smoothy for breakfast, and i hungrily sip from the straw. a strange flavor, but this trip is about new experiences. i ask the attendant what's in it, and he describes a fetid mixture of pus and cum. i smile as he leaves. "they think of everything", i muse. 
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Jan 10, 2012 22:27
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today is the main event. my prostate will be forcibly manipulated until every last drop of semen is pumped out of my body and into an incision that the on-site physician has made in my right bicep. there is some swelling around the injection site, but i have been prescribed advil.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:28
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Cidrick posted:you're a mod for god's sake, DO SOMETHING
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Jan 10, 2012 22:32
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i have some time to spare, so i stroll over to the penetration room. from behind a two way mirror, i watch an army of men pump in and out of each other in a room that has long since been sealed shut. the only thing pumped in is oxygen. the men have been told that they must continue to gently caress and thrust or they will be deprived of that last comfort. no fighting is allowed, and the last man left alive will be free to go. a lie, of course. currently fifteen men are left, with perhaps a dozen corpses around them. they do not know or care if the people they continue to thrust in and out of are alive. some of the corpses have been mutilated quite badly, and have perhaps a litre of semen in their decaying stomachs.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:32
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http://books.google.com/books?id=iPDGp7VT8H8C&lpg=PA236&ots=lrqaM8JAkK&pg=PA235#v=onepage&q&f=false
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Jan 10, 2012 22:34
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Kirk posted:a man dips his fingers in fetid rear end sweat and smears a line of it on my forehead. im laughing so hard
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Jan 10, 2012 22:35
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Marketing speak often speak of "Things never being the same again". Now its actually happened
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Jan 10, 2012 22:35
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blood is perhaps the most common lubricant used, and in fact has become some sort of currency. some men are lured into oral sex, only to be tricked by the performer as they bite down. blood will often burst from their members so forcefully, that the peformer is taken aback and blood gushes from their mouth, only to be wasted. perhaps one third of the blood is successfully saved for use.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:35
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Get well soon Kirk  (lol @ his new AV)
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Jan 10, 2012 22:35
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Tiny Bug Child posted:http://books.google.com/books?id=iPDGp7VT8H8C&lpg=PA236&ots=lrqaM8JAkK&pg=PA235#v=onepage&q&f=false
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Jan 10, 2012 22:36
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Kirk posted:
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i am at a loss for words
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one of the other penetration rooms has reached its conclusion, and i rush over to be the first in line. the corpses are removed one by one and laid down onto tables. a courtesan motions me over to the first one removed, and i sit on a small stool facing the bottom of said corpse. soon my head is pushed forward and strapped in place, my mouth encompassing the rear end in a top hat the corpse quite neatly. another courtesan brings a small footstool over to help him stand above the corpse. "are you ready?" he asks. i nod as best i can. he brings his foot down onto the stomach of the corpse, applies pressure, and the decayed insides begin to splay out of the rear end in a top hat and into me.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:39
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bits of bone from broken ribs migrated into this mixture of rotting matter, so i choke slightly as they cut the inside of my throat. this is considered a faux pas, and my exposed buttocks are viciously slashed with a razor wielded by the overseer. i cannot defend myself, as my head is still strapped to the rear end in a top hat of the corpse i was previously enjoying
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Jan 10, 2012 22:41
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Boner Buffet posted:5
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Jan 10, 2012 22:42
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Jan 10, 2012 22:42
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NITOS FLAME KEEPER posted:
gamers are possibly the worst people alive no wait it's MBAs followed by marketing jerks but gamers aren't that far behind
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Jan 10, 2012 22:44
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Tiny Bug Child posted:http://books.google.com/books?id=iPDGp7VT8H8C&lpg=PA236&ots=lrqaM8JAkK&pg=PA235#v=onepage&q&f=false
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Jan 10, 2012 22:44
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the razor thing - this thread 
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Jan 10, 2012 22:45
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Boner Buffet posted:
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LmaoTheKid posted:Get well soon Kirk
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Jan 10, 2012 22:47
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Jan 10, 2012 22:48
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blood trickles from the deep gashes on my buttocks, and several attendants and other guests rush over to suck as much of the precious liquid from me as they can. eventually a courtesan frees me from the corpse, and i stand. i stride out of the room quickly, as embarrassment has left me beet red. and it is almost time for my prostate-to-bicep procedure anyway. as i march to the appropriate location, my penis grows engorged with anticipation. i am propositioned for oral sex several times on my journey, but i know better - i don't need a burst cock this late in the game.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:48
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graph posted:goldmine
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Jan 10, 2012 22:48
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quadpus posted:added to my list of authors to never read, thanks. pynchon is literally the best living author
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Tiny Bug Child posted:http://books.google.com/books?id=iPDGp7VT8H8C&lpg=PA236&ots=lrqaM8JAkK&pg=PA235#v=onepage&q&f=false kewl
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