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WHAT THE poo poo http://www.razerzone.com/projectfiona  it's a loving XTREME thing with handles on it it's a pc! it's a tablet! shiiiittttttttt Hybrid user interface for PC gaming Intel® Core™ i7 10.1" 1280x800 display Full-screen user interface supporting multi-touch 3-axis gyro, magnetometer, accelerometer Force feedback Dolby® 7.1 surround sound WiFi 802.11b/g/n Bluetooth® 3.0 double grippy for immersive on the go gaming! full force feedback straight into your thumbs. you can't buy it yet. that's fine because I DON'T WANT ONE
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cant wait to throw cyanogenmod onto this sweet lil beauty
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Jan 10, 2012 21:56
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Jan 10, 2012 21:56
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i need a moment here
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Jan 10, 2012 21:57
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Jan 10, 2012 21:57
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i don't even, i can't begin to like its someone help me i dont know where to start
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Jan 10, 2012 21:57
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An i7 in a tablet? Enjoy your 1 hour of gaming.
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Jan 10, 2012 21:57
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Jan 10, 2012 21:58
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drat it Razer! Take my money now! -IYG
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Jan 10, 2012 22:00
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I think Intel is basically paying them to go "wouldn't it be nice if..." then poo poo out renderings. THis is last year's concept model from them 
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Jan 10, 2012 22:00
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needs more awkwardly placed toggles 3/10
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Jan 10, 2012 22:02
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hot liquid poo poo splashing up and speckling my white bottom
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Jan 10, 2012 22:02
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a man dips his fingers in fetid rear end sweat and smears a line of it on my forehead. "RAZOR" he murmurs
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Jan 10, 2012 22:03
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a cleansing dive into sparkling yellow piss waters, light at the top yet brown near the bottom. i plunge deep and feel the saltiness enter my pores.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:03
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a field of partially congealed cum on grass. before it continues to gel, i leap and splay myself out on the ground, nude. i wave my arms and legs, making the snape of an angel.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:04
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Jan 10, 2012 22:04
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honked again
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Jan 10, 2012 22:04
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i am led down a darkened hallway and through a metal door that screams as it opens and closes. i sit down in an old wooden chair with a light above me and wait. soon he appears. helpers flank him, and then grip my face and hold my mouth open. the man leans forward, plugs one nostril, and blows the contents of his nasal cavity into my eager mouth.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:05
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because my face is strapped so tightly to the rear end of this man, the poo poo he pushes out is forced to go over, around, and under my eye sockets after they rapidly become full of feces. i grind my face a little, to enjoy the smooshing sensation.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:06
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reallyprettymad posted:
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Jan 10, 2012 22:07
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Honked posted:WHAT THE poo poo Are ceos braindead or something? Holy god drat
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Jan 10, 2012 22:07
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congrats, you guys broke Kirk
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Jan 10, 2012 22:08
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my penis stings greatly from the regurgitated stomach acids, but my joy overpowers the negative sensation. the scent of heineken and sourness fills the air.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:08
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he is strapped down over a table, blindfolded and gagged. a courtesan hands me a cheese grater and motions me towards his waiting rear end. mounds upon mounds of swollen, pus filled acne await me on twin rounded fields of flesh. i drop to my knees and hold my mouth open so as to enjoy any incidental splashing, and then i begin working on him with the grater.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:09
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He done snapped
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Jan 10, 2012 22:10
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You don't need to tell me you know. I'm always holding on to my balls just in case.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:10
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my eyes are irritated as endless flakes of dead skin float down into them, but the visine helps mitigate the worst of it. my erection grows ever harder as i watch the crusty foot directly above my face get worked over with the file. soon all of the callous will be broken up and spread over me.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:11
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can we get a 6 hour probation for kirk please? it's for his mental health 
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Jan 10, 2012 22:11
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fairy_torture.txt
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Jan 10, 2012 22:11
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what the gently caress is firefall and why is it using the starcraft font
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Jan 10, 2012 22:12
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This is a man who cold look at goatse, 2 girls 1 cup or tubgirl and shrug his shoulders while eating a bowl of steaming chili. loving broken by RAZER and their gaming tablet.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:12
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the side rooms are filled with aged and diseased men of all walks of life. the only unifying factor among them is that they have all contracted the most recent strain of cold virus, and each cough from them produces a hefty amount of phlegm. upon entering, they crowd around me and hold me down onto the ground. my clothes are rapidly stripped away, and the process begins. the air is filled with a cacophony of horks and coughs, and i close my eyes. all across my body i can feel points of warmth as phlegm and bile are projected onto me.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:13
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honked: close the thread before it's to late
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Jan 10, 2012 22:14
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golgo13sf posted:This is a man who cold look at goatse, 2 girls 1 cup or tubgirl and shrug his shoulders while eating a bowl of steaming chili. goatse on that.. .thing meta as gently caress
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Jan 10, 2012 22:14
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RMS Ghost Rider posted:what the gently caress is firefall and why is it using the starcraft font firefall is a so-called mmo shooter that has been shown at shows for the last like 4 years and will probably never be a thing and even if it is a thing it will probably be poo poo
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Jan 10, 2012 22:14
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a melange of feces and vomit make the floor slick and difficult to traverse but, then again, that's the point. around the room are men sitting on benches, and beside each of them is a small bucket full of nerf footballs. i enter the room and they begin hurling them at me. you are instructed to dodge to the best of your abilities, but are expected to fall into the frothy mixture on the floor in short order. upon falling, i purposefully roll around to slather as much of it onto my skin as possible.
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the men on the top floor are chained to prevent their escape, and some are in fact strapped down so as to prevent any movement. all have leprosy and are in various stages of decay, and i am invited to insert my tongue into the gaping wound of a man not far from his final rest. it is hot and fetid, yet drier on the inside than i would have expected. i work some salvia into the gaping hole to enhance the experience.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:17
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WHAT THE gently caress IS GOING ON?!?
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