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lol if you have no control over your biological impulses
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having kids is a cool thing to do like a tattoo that shits on you forever
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Oct 20, 2014 15:02
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So, is it safe to say that anti-kid having goons believe all parents (especially their own), are loser scrubs who wasted time and money raising kids that will (without exception) inevitably turn to hateful husks of human beings, whose accomplishments (however how great) will mean nothing in the grand scheme of life, which is also meaningless?
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Oct 20, 2014 16:47
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No. 6 posted:Having a child is the single most selfish thing a person can do. this but unironically
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Oct 20, 2014 16:54
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I'm so glad you don't have kids either, op.
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Oct 20, 2014 16:55
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life is meaningless but sex is cool and accidents happen woopsie 
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Oct 20, 2014 17:00
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If evidence of your sexual fitness doesn't exist in the form of offspring, get out of GBS
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Shnag posted:So, is it safe to say that anti-kid having goons believe all parents (especially their own), are loser scrubs who wasted time and money raising kids that will (without exception) inevitably turn to hateful husks of human beings, whose accomplishments (however how great) will mean nothing in the grand scheme of life, which is also meaningless? Yeah, more or less. Forcing another person into the world is a pretty hosed up thing.
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Oct 20, 2014 17:13
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Have you seen the documentary Idiocracy
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A girl I went to high school with just had a baby and I'm having a good time laughing about it, thinking about all the annoying things she'll have to do every day now. Like a tomagatchi they could actually send you to jail over. Glad that's not me. Kids are weird and annoying
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Oct 20, 2014 17:19
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Shnag posted:whose accomplishments (however how great) will mean nothing in the grand scheme of life, which is also meaningless? especially this part. there is a 99.9999999999999% chance your kids will be worthless nobodies and not the next ghandi or socrates or zuckerberg
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Oct 20, 2014 17:19
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kids are cool but they cost money so if your siblings have kids you can spend money on things like go-karts and ice cream instead of braces and bail
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Oct 20, 2014 17:22
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Why have a kid when you can play with other people's kids and give them back before they start crying/coughing/puking/making GBS threads themselves/spraying boogers everywhere? I love kids but being the weird aunt for someone else's gives you all of the benefits without any of the annoying bullshit. No college fees too!
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Oct 20, 2014 17:22
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I meant to throw my empty candy wrapper in front of the subway but whoops instead I threw my kid. Simple mistake mixing up my hands but now I'm in jail for life. Don't be like me. Don't ejaculate inside anyone of the opposite sex
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Oct 20, 2014 17:26
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I agree with all of LifeSizePotatoes' posts whole-heartedly yet there's a part of me that still wants kids, and I might just have them. Wanting kids is the true mental illness - it's just the over-whelming compulsion you share with all of humanity and all of Life. And some humans manage to transcend that compulsion due to the sentience they have that other animals lack, and I unironically think that's pretty cool.
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Oct 20, 2014 17:27
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i'm not enough of an adult to be able to properly handle children so i'm glad i don't have them. i'm self-aware enough to know that i'm too childish of a person to properly take care of a large dog, let alone a child. i'm definitely the type who will help out a single mother in need whenever i can though because honestly the closest analogue i can find to an actual superhero in the real world are single moms trying their hardest to do the right thing. life is hard enough without kids.
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Oct 20, 2014 17:29
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Costello Jello posted:And some humans manage to transcend that compulsion due to the sentience they have that other animals lack, and I unironically think that's pretty cool. Other humans manage to transcend that compulsion because they have been rejected as mates for their entire young-bearing lifespan and I think that's pretty funny.
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Oct 20, 2014 17:29
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What kind of selfish rear end in a top hat would bring a child into this world with how the rest of the 21st century is looking?
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Oct 20, 2014 17:30
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 If I had a kid I would just do this all day
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Oct 20, 2014 17:32
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Zeno-25 posted:What kind of selfish rear end in a top hat would bring a child into this world with how the rest of the 21st century is looking? well, i'm pretty great, so therefore, the world needs more of ME running around. duh.
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Oct 20, 2014 17:32
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Archer666 posted:
ugh thanks for reminding me how horrible babies are. fyi kids are pretty much useless lumps of poo poo until about 5
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Oct 20, 2014 17:35
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LifeSizePotato posted:well, i'm pretty great, so therefore, the world needs more of ME running around. duh. This is how my pillhead younger brother was convinced by his chain smoking moron girlfriend to have two kids that they could neither afford nor effectively care for.
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Oct 20, 2014 17:36
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I'm a proud atheist so I don't want to have something I'll get super attached to and then never get to see again after I die 
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Oct 20, 2014 17:36
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Shnag posted:So, is it safe to say that anti-kid having goons believe all parents (especially their own), are loser scrubs who wasted time and money raising kids that will (without exception) inevitably turn to hateful husks of human beings, whose accomplishments (however how great) will mean nothing in the grand scheme of life, which is also meaningless? If both options are meaningless in the end, I'd prefer the scenario where I get to sleep in.
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Oct 20, 2014 17:37
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Having both my parents die from cancer (in my mom's case lupus caused the cancer) and cancer related complications before I reached thirty has made me question my genes. I don't want children and even if I did I would adopt.
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Oct 20, 2014 17:45
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Lots of genetic dead ends in this thread I see. Nothing wrong with having kids, besides, who's gonna wipe our asses when we're all loving old and senile?
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Oct 20, 2014 17:48
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like everyone, kids or not, it'll be a hispanic lady who hates you.
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Oct 20, 2014 17:51
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Tarkus posted:Lots of genetic dead ends in this thread I see. Nothing wrong with having kids, besides, who's gonna wipe our asses when we're all loving old and senile? i'm counting on cybernetic androids
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Oct 20, 2014 17:51
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Oct 20, 2014 17:52
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rezatahs posted:ugh thanks for reminding me how horrible babies are. fyi kids are pretty much useless lumps of poo poo until about 5 4 year olds are pretty chill, but yeah anything that can't operate a toilet yet is just bonkers
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Oct 20, 2014 17:53
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LifeSizePotato posted:especially this part. there is a 99.9999999999999% chance your kids will be worthless nobodies and not the next ghandi or socrates or zuckerberg Yeah, but he could easily be the next balloon boy, though, no more or less meaningless then being ghandi, as all human life will end at point some anyways. Regardless of technological progression. Not to be negative or anything, just saying. Al Nipper posted:If both options are meaningless in the end, I'd prefer the scenario where I get to sleep in. That is also meaningless but can be purty good too.
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Oct 20, 2014 18:08
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Shnag posted:So, is it safe to say that anti-kid having goons believe all parents (especially their own), are loser scrubs who wasted time and money raising kids that will (without exception) inevitably turn to hateful husks of human beings, whose accomplishments (however how great) will mean nothing in the grand scheme of life, which is also meaningless? No, kids are just smelly and messy and noisy and expensive and I like sleeping, drinking my feelings, traveling all the time, and not passing onto another poor soul the emotional poo poo storm of neurosis my mother laid on me.
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Oct 20, 2014 18:24
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barfoid 4 posted:Not wanting or having kids is a mental illness
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Moridin920 posted:lol if you have no control over your biological impulses Agreed that's why you stop at 3 after fulfilling your duty. 
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Oct 20, 2014 18:25
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barfoid 4 posted:Not wanting or having kids is a mental illness
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Tarkus posted:Lots of genetic dead ends in this thread I see. Nothing wrong with having kids, besides, who's gonna wipe our asses when we're all loving old and senile? I will use all the money I was able to save not having to pay endless amounts of tuition to pay for some pretty lush end-of-life care.
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Oct 20, 2014 18:26
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I love not spending millions of dollars raising a child who will ultimately yell that he hates me and slams his door so he can play loud angry music that I just don't understand how kids are listening to nowadays
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Oct 20, 2014 18:28
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tbf, if i did have kids, i'd definitely be the cool dad that they and their friends love
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Oct 20, 2014 18:28
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Libelous Slander posted:4 year olds are pretty chill, but yeah anything that can't operate a toilet yet is just bonkers yeah, 4 year olds are pretty cool cause it's when their capacity for everything really starts taking off and they start becoming their own person, and are energetic and curious about everything and can talk surprisingly mad poo poo
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I like to wrestle my newphews because I'm way stronger and better and smarter than them. Like they're fuckin weak and stupid they'll never win. Winning makes me feel good. My favorite tricks are to chase them up the stairs and grab a leg and pull them down the stairs, or to pick one up and throw it across the room at the couch. They love this poo poo because they are fuckin children. I'm way stronger
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