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It seems like everyone my age is married and has kids or is a single mother or baby daddy. Thank God I'm not.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 10:04 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 23:50 |
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yeah rip
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 10:08 |
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I joined this internet forum after all my friends starting owning houses, having kids, and being boring fucks
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 10:11 |
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same op lets start an unfulfilled and will die alone club
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 10:12 |
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married without kids, dispensable income is great.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 10:43 |
eat poo poo familyhavers
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 11:39 |
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Do you think it's okay to hit/spank your sperm/eggs?
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 11:43 |
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it's good to have kids because they completely occupy all your time and thoughts for at least two decades that you'd otherwise spend struggling to cope with the meaninglessness of existence instead if your kid's a fuckup and needs support well into adulthood it's even better because then the distraction might last until you die
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 11:49 |
i know right you need sometihng to loving destract you from your 30s
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 12:22 |
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You know how people pick up their dogs shits when they take it for walks? Well Imagine if it was your own poo poo, except you had to keep it forever, and it could walk and talk and was a complete parasite until you could throw it into the streets to fend for itself. gently caress having kids.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 12:26 |
goonsay af
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 12:27 |
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Torka posted:it's good to have kids because they completely occupy all your time and thoughts for at least two decades that you'd otherwise spend struggling to cope with the meaninglessness of existence instead
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 12:30 |
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Torka posted:it's good to have kids because they completely occupy all your time and thoughts for at least two decades that you'd otherwise spend struggling to cope with the meaninglessness of existence instead Life doesn't seem meaningless to me at all.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:12 |
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Tonight I got stoned off my rear end, went snow tubing and then had a chicken burger. I am so happy I'm single and childless Maybe one day....but I ain't in a rush!!
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:14 |
goons forget that in fact their mom is doing the same thing they complain about itt
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:17 |
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Not wanting or having kids is a mental illness
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:24 |
barfoid 4 posted:Not wanting or having kids is a mental illness doctors call it "can't get laid" or you're gay but it's cool then
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:26 |
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keep finding the silver lining to why no one will have sex with you op
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:31 |
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Gays may exist just to raise other people's children and curb the pop, so to speak.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 01:56 |
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Robbie Fowler posted:married without kids, dispensable income is great. til she divorces your rear end and takes everything
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:08 |
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My understanding is the entire point of kids is that you can pressure them to achieve your dreams, which you never could. Someone please confirm this.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:10 |
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gannyGrabber posted:My understanding is the entire point of kids is that you can pressure them to achieve your dreams, which you never could. Someone please confirm this. Ask Gary Coleman. Wait...
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:12 |
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England Sucks posted:It seems like everyone my age is married and has kids or is a single mother or baby daddy. Kids are an extension of you mortality, you are in their genes. Is this what you really want? A world without your genes in it?
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:21 |
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Having kids rules. 4-year-old pals are awesome and edgy Aartek joke out of the way yadda yadda. Not having kids is fun, don't get me wrong, but it's not a binary thing; having kids is just a different kind of fun. Life owns unless you actively try to gently caress yourself out of its owningness
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:45 |
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I dunno, i find being able to do what I want, when I want and however I want a lot more appealing than cleaning up little jimmys poo poo for the 4th time today while my wife and i who've had less than 5 hours sleep combined start a screaming match over nothing at all because our nerves are shot due to fatigue. but that's just me.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:47 |
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Robbie Fowler posted:but that's just me. Nope, that's everybody. The rough part smoothes out right on the cusp of actual murder/suicide if you don't gently caress it up too fiercely
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 02:57 |
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bringing a child into the world only to endure years of existential crisis and the fear of inevitably becoming a forgotten clump of dirt when they were doing just fine not existing in the first place seems kinda cruel imo also my own life is short enough that i'd like to maximize the fun through expensive hobbies and trips, though your mileage may vary
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 03:03 |
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HOT TOT http://www.cbsnews.com/news/lawyer-mom-of-georgia-tot-who-died-in-hot-car-devastated/
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 03:04 |
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I have two.... children
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 03:10 |
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Married five years, no kids, both working. Having both time and money is great.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 03:11 |
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Can't wait to die alone in peace and quiet without a procession of people I have to pretend to like filing by to awkwardly say goodbye while blubbering all over me. In the meantime I can do anything I want any time I want and the only person I have to worry about is me. Solitude rules.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 03:37 |
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honestly why would you even want kids now that we are so close to singularity
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 03:38 |
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 03:51 |
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i will choose the father of my children from this forum
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 03:58 |
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whoflungpoop posted:i will choose the father of my children from this forum Children don't come from there
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 04:00 |
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My children are the murdered dead may the apes inherit the earth
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 04:09 |
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 04:23 |
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who would want to bring an innocent baby into 0bama's america
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 04:45 |
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Having a child is the single most selfish thing a person can do.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 11:47 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 23:50 |
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gannyGrabber posted:My understanding is the entire point of kids is that you can pressure them to achieve your dreams, which you never could. Someone please confirm this. ...which you never could because you had to give up all your hopes and dreams to pay for plastic toys and wipe spit-up all day long.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 12:03 |