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The best bit about new GBS is the freedom, the worst bit is OP
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Bring back the Nice! button.
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Nov 22, 2014 21:39
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Dolphin posted:whenever Inevitable posts he gets banned
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Nov 22, 2014 21:52
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please make a forum for minorities and than ban them if they don't post in it
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Nov 22, 2014 22:01
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Literal Carehaver posted:abolish all mods ----------------
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Nov 22, 2014 22:08
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make a fyad-lite version of d&d where people can post casually about politics and demand death to a certain middle east country
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Nov 22, 2014 22:15
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I want one of those soft serve machines that has both vanilla and chocolate in them and you can make twist cones
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Nov 22, 2014 22:19
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popcorn machine for the main forums list
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Nov 22, 2014 22:20
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feature that bans all users every time a new post is made
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Nov 22, 2014 23:11
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Multiple bans, so particularly terrible users can get banned, say, twice at once. They don't find out about it until they pay another  and try to login only to encounter their second ban.
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Nov 22, 2014 23:23
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TEAYCHES posted:bring back that one forum
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Nov 22, 2014 23:27
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sub-forum for reviews of prostitutes
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Nov 22, 2014 23:35
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Stanley steener
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Nov 22, 2014 23:39
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Dicks. All the dicks.
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Nov 22, 2014 23:41
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Inevitable posted:sub-forum for reviews of
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Nov 22, 2014 23:41
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I want my default mouse pointer to be a dong. we need dong pointers
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Nov 22, 2014 23:58
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Pay to remotely electrocute Seņor Lowtax at will using the +/= button
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Nov 23, 2014 00:03
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TEAYCHES posted:bring back that one forum
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Nov 23, 2014 00:03
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ban all ops we can only post in existing threads and need to keep all discussions on topic e: the topic is goatse
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Nov 23, 2014 00:16
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official recognition of me ilikedirt as king of posters and acknowledgement of the legitimacy of my reign
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Nov 23, 2014 01:32
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Motion to promote User ilikedirt to superior subordinate status
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Nov 23, 2014 01:51
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ilikedirt posted:official recognition of me ilikedirt as king of posters and acknowledgement of the legitimacy of my reign
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Nov 23, 2014 02:20
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ilikedirt posted:official recognition of me ilikedirt as king of posters and acknowledgement of the legitimacy of my reign before i give you my vote, how much do you like dirt? you vote for king right? e: give the ability to vote for kings
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Nov 23, 2014 02:21
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if a something awful forums user posts "smd", it automatically converts to a randomly generated variation of the phrase "suck my dick" using the structurecode:pre:modifier1
sloppily
greedily
hungrily
unctuously
lovingly
carefully
please
majorly
kindly
slavishly
avuncularly
cheekily
adorably
vacuously
dispassionately
how about you
gasp for air as you
don't make eye contact as you
think of england as you
just
buss dis,
I desperately long for you to
sensually
sincerely
ironically
fastidiously
repeatedly
no matter how much you struggle you will
lightly
aggressively
viciously
/0
verb
suck
suck on
blow
slobber
suck and slobber
gobble
guzzle
quaff
drain the cum from
milk
siphon
choke on
gag on
suckle on
indulge
please
pleasure
lap at
smoke
tongue
modifier2
hard
turgid
stiff
swollen
fiery
spicy
rubbery
limp
sweaty
salty
sweet
perfect
glorious
motherfucking
goddamned
erect
rigid
towering
uncircumcised
circumcised
smelly
powerful
widowmaking
peaceful
gay
black
gorgeous
voluptuous
sad
disappointing
ludicrous
crooked
half-limp
hairy
dysfunctional
deformed
diseased
scabby
kawaii
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cock
dick
prick
pud
manmeat
meatpole
meatflute
boner
chub
shaft
tallywacker
shlong
woody
willy
wiener
weenie
pecker
johnson
bologna pony
shitpusher
dong
dingdong
dork
dude piston
love rocket
joystick
knob
member
manhood
rod
rear end humbler
sausage
wing dang doodle
wanger
wee wee
disco stick
mommy and daddy button
trouser snake
tunnel snake
piss python
tool
arousal
little %username
schwanz
yogurt gun
peepee
chode
pussy punisher
man torpedo
hotdog
closer
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bitch.
, bitch.
fucker.
fucker idiot.
fucker idiot bitch.
idiot bitch.
you loving retardogay.
motherfucker.
dipshit.
rear end in a top hat.
retard.
all night long
but only when I ask
and I will grant you three wishes
but not literally
but literally
! it'll be funny
with a side order of poop from my butt
. don't say my name.
or so help me god I'll blow us all to kingdom come
until I cum blood
. bueno.
even if it seems wrong at first
before mom gets home
or I'll tell everyone you're a slut
once you're done doing it metaphorically with your posts
as I lay dying
forever
forever and ever
forever and ever amen
forever you bitch
. yiff.
! BOOMSHAKALAKA.
. ya wanna be famous, don't ya?
. lol owned.
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sample output:
I believe this new system will greatly benefit the members of the something awful, both here on the forums and in the internet at large, and eagerly await its implementation. best regards, cubone
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Nov 23, 2014 02:36
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Cubone posted:if a something awful forums user posts "smd", it automatically converts to a randomly generated variation of the phrase "suck my dick" using the structure same
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Nov 23, 2014 02:47
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Cubone posted:if a something awful forums user posts "smd", it automatically converts to a randomly generated variation of the phrase "suck my dick" using the structure
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Nov 23, 2014 02:59
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Cubone posted:if a something awful forums user posts "smd", it automatically converts to a randomly generated variation of the phrase "suck my dick" using the structure what
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Nov 23, 2014 02:59
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Lowtax posted:what for the forums,. 
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Nov 23, 2014 03:09
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how about posts that automatically post themselves
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Nov 23, 2014 03:16
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A guaranteed Lowtax comment on every thread.
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Nov 23, 2014 03:18
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a forum where everybody is an IK
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Nov 23, 2014 03:48
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threads that u can use to sew with. that way when u sew u can read your thread thread and not be so bored by sewing
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Nov 23, 2014 03:51
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Allow users (plat & up I guess) to assign a short sound soundbite to their av. When it's clicked on it plays. (no duplicate farts, either!)
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Nov 23, 2014 03:56
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Lowtax posted:how about posts that automatically post themselves spam, grenades, and my atm card, sir.
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Nov 23, 2014 03:57
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Every thread upvote you get goes towards your moderator point accrual, at 100 points you get to be moderator for 1 week. But if you get -100 points you get probated for 100 hours. If you habitually don't vote on threads you get forums cancer for 100 hours. No need for credit when it happens, i know what ive done
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Nov 23, 2014 04:05
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I think all posters should have a character sheet listing how many hit points they have, as well as CHR, CON, STR, DEX, LUCK, etc etc
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Nov 23, 2014 04:06
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Lowtax posted:I think all posters should have a character sheet listing how many hit points they have, as well as CHR, CON, STR, DEX, LUCK, etc etc what are your stats?
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Nov 23, 2014 04:12
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troubled teen posted:what are your stats? 3, 2 10, 1, 100, 284, 45.2 eight
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Nov 23, 2014 04:13
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charismatic leader just gets lucky more often than fonzie, jaws at 11
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Nov 23, 2014 04:17
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there should be coupons for poo poo posting but these coupons are called "poupons" and u can use them to save money on ur monthly posting bill
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