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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Now that we have a functional search, we've got to keep up the momentum.


I suggest a goatse-bot that posts goatse automatically in all new threads.

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Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
abolish all mods

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
whenever Inevitable posts he gets banned

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
a gender icon next to posters names (can be their identified gender, not a bigot) to stop me falling in love with men based on their good posts.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
Butt forum, a forum of butts.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

bring back that one forum

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Birth year next to forums name. This way you can put someones idiocy into context.
IQ next to name.
Real picture, phone number, address next to name.
Blow jobs.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

TEAYCHES posted:

bring back that one forum

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
a button that posts goatse
more goatse
goatse non-bannable
bring back dpph
open forums to the public

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
I want a line of right wing icons below my account name.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
a button that gets work done while I fill the forums with utter garbage posts

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

A Microsoft Word-like paper clip to help new users, only Something Awfulized (it gives you bad advice :twisted:).

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

WebTV support

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
a troll free incel subforum so we don't have to listen to E/Ners post about how hard it is doing sex because they're SO is mentally ill and abusive, try not having a gf if you want to talk problems

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
web chat

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
ban pipebomb repeatedly

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

jalopybrown posted:

a troll free incel subforum so we don't have to listen to E/Ners post about how hard it is doing sex because they're SO is mentally ill and abusive, try not having a gf if you want to talk problems

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
Leave threads in the gas chamber open for posting, perhaps for a set period of time, like 6 hours after being gassed. That way, people can really throw down.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
all mods must replace avatars with a list of prior sexual assault convictions and building code violations

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Add an IRL suicide button so you can commit IRL suicide on the forums

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
it would also be good to have a karma system

ever 100 karma your sa account name just keeps adding on another honorific

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
remove all subforums. just put everything in gbs. remove g and b.

StraightFace
Feb 9, 2014

Waltzing Along posted:

a button that posts goatse
more goatse
goatse non-bannable

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
No mods, no masters

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
More mods. Make everyone a mod. Every time someone does a ban, they get banned themselves. Every probation, they lose mod status.
Make all admins normal users.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Make a secret word that when posted elevates the user to SUPERUSER status with unbelievable powers at his/her disposal. Make the secret word "cuck."

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


TEAYCHES posted:

bring back that one forum

Jelnique
Dec 28, 2008
seconding the karma system.

or :10bux: to ban someone

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Ban all bronies.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Nothing can redeem these forums. forums.somethingawful.com is the largest hive of scum and villainy you will ever find.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
Replace ICQ, AIM & Yahoo! in profile with steam, snapchat & whatsapp or something, move with the times

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

a hole-y ghost posted:

Nothing can redeem these forums. forums.somethingawful.com is the largest hive of scum and villainy you will ever find.


Please tell me there's not really a site called PedoPlanet.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Inevitable posted:

Please tell me there's not really a site called PedoPlanet.
There is, and its address is forums.somethingawful.com

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Change site name to " somethingamazingiscomingwithinthenexthourorso.com"

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Let's come up with a way to gamify the forums experience

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:

bring back LF

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Prettz posted:

Let's come up with a way to gamify the forums experience
it already is gamified. there's 30 dollars worth of DLC to buy

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Bring back LF. The moderator will be Lowtax's daughter and she's a tiny tyrant.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

BigBoss posted:

Bring back LF. The moderator will be Lowtax's daughter and she's a tiny tyrant.

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Inevitable posted:

Now that we have a functional search, we've got to keep up the momentum.


I suggest a goatse-bot that posts goatse automatically in all new threads.

or dont

because lol haha

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