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!) Get Ham @) Remove Bone and cut a bit off the end #) poo poo in hole where bone used to be $) Replace the cut off bit of bone This is the decoy ham. I've been running Ham for years and they fall for it every time. I mean, the first thing the dumb fucks do is take a huge bite of the ham to verify its authenticity. No one ever checks for the ol' poop in the bone hole trick. While the Ham Patrol is choking on your rear end gravy, dash out the back door with your auxiliary ham and meet at Meeting Point Q behind the abandoned Howard Johnson's.
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Dec 23, 2014 22:14
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Someday I will hold a ham by the bone and gnaw it like a drumstick, like all my favorite Hannah Barbara characters.
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