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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

:synpa:

Crows are wicked smart. They remember people and if you're a jerk you got some crow justice coming.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

this would only be useful if the cow has grandmaster hiding

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

This is a good crime bird story:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/police-cage-germanys-birdbrained-blackmailer-1186640.html

Basically a criminal threatened to poison nestle products unless paid ransom money and attempted to use trained birds to collect the ransom money.

Too bad instead of diamonds, the police attached GPS trackers to his ransom birds.

etalian fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Apr 11, 2015

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I got this gang of ravens that have been checking me out and it's making me nervous.

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005
Buglord

glowing-fish posted:

Everyone knows that crows and other corvids are attracted to shiny objects.
http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-28797519
:confused:

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Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

etalian posted:

This is a good crime bird story:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/police-cage-germanys-birdbrained-blackmailer-1186640.html

Basically a criminal threatened to poison nestle products unless paid ransom money and attempted to use trained birds to collect the ransom money.

Too bad instead of diamonds, the police attached GPS trackers to his ransom birds.

That guy got owned hard. This type of eccentric comic-book poo poo never works in real life.

Most effective crimes are stupid simple and rely on speed and brute force.

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