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All states are different, but in California, lifers don't get conjugal visits. They used to, but the law changed a few years ago. At the prison I work at(med/max security), there's a few old buildings that look like 1930's motel rooms inside the secure perimeter called "the boneyard"(of course) and if your privilege level is high enough, you can apply for and get approved for conjugal visits that last a weekend and they actually bring food to the room like the world's most cut-rate resort. Women marry inmates all the time - it's bizarre to me but it's been going on forever. There are websites devoted to these sorts of hookups so it probably happens more than it used to pre-Internet. I think it's because having an inmate-husband fulfills the desire for MAH MAN without actually having to deal with having to deal with the day-to-day hassle of having your life intertwined with another person. The inmates like it because their wives send money for commissary, as well as the possibility of conjugal visits. Usually divorces happen 'cause the women meets a "real" guy and decide this pseudo-marriage is lame. Sometimes the dudes are sweet-talking a bunch of women on the outside and find one willing to send more money, that way they can buy more beef jerky and hot chile ramen noodles. Oh yeah, phones go inside condoms, THEN inside the rectum. You can tell how wealthy an inmate is by the shape of his rear end in a top hat- if it's shaped like a pack of playing cards, he's got a smartphone, if it's shaped like a candy bar, he's a nobody with a dumbphone. I'm not joking 
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Sep 6, 2015 17:25
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JnnyThndrs posted:Oh yeah, phones go inside condoms, THEN inside the rectum. You can tell how wealthy an inmate is by the shape of his rear end in a top hat- if it's shaped like a pack of playing cards, he's got a smartphone, if it's shaped like a candy bar, he's a nobody with a dumbphone. I'm not joking 
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Sep 6, 2015 17:42
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JnnyThndrs posted:All states are different, but in California, lifers don't get conjugal visits. They used to, but the law changed a few years ago. lmao
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Sep 6, 2015 17:45
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TEAYCHES posted:lmao lm(pack-of-playing-cards-shaped)ao
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Sep 6, 2015 18:03
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take ur pick goons http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/newestladies/ lol: http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/latona-46020-177.html http://www.justice.gov/usao-ndtx/pr/two-plead-guilty-federal-court-distributing-child-pornography what a catch! Bokito fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Sep 6, 2015 |
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Sep 6, 2015 18:07
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 She's kinda cute.... quote:1st Reckless Homicide/Deliver Drugs, a class C felony, Wisconsin Statutes 940.02(2)(a). Oh.
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Sep 6, 2015 20:26
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basically you get married like normal but you're still in prison and every few months you can get a cumguzzle visit.
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Sep 6, 2015 20:28
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I mean she's already in prison, everyone else you can't be so sure about.
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Sep 6, 2015 21:01
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JnnyThndrs posted:Oh yeah, phones go inside condoms, THEN inside the rectum. You can tell how wealthy an inmate is by the shape of his rear end in a top hat- if it's shaped like a pack of playing cards, he's got a smartphone, if it's shaped like a candy bar, he's a nobody with a dumbphone. I'm not joking yeah i did prison time and this was most definitely not a thing nobody offered to marry me in prison btw i cant imagine why
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Sep 6, 2015 21:25
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quote:1st Reckless Homicide/Deliver Drugs, a class C felony, Wisconsin Statutes 940.02(2)(a). Reckless means it was an accident right? still would
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Sep 6, 2015 21:51
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