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Serious post: if you want a great hair day use them in backwards order, conditioner first then shampoo.
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I use shampoo but not conditioner because the conditioner makes my hair look like I have shined it with crisco and I do not like that. Thanks for reading
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Apr 3, 2016 19:41
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Why use either? Soap is just a surfactant. Water and manual scrubbing do the heavy lifting to actually clean you. If you have hard water, try using a baking soda paste to soften the water. If you have soft water, try using water and manual scrubbing for a couple weeks.
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Apr 3, 2016 19:42
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As long as the bottle says AXE I put it on me.
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Apr 3, 2016 19:47
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bobfather posted:Why use either? Soap is just a surfactant. Water and manual scrubbing do the heavy lifting to actually clean you. Or I could just use freakin soap and not smell like a sewer in public
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Apr 3, 2016 19:47
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schmitty9800 posted:As long as the bottle says AXE I put it on me. schmitty9800 posted:not smell like a sewer in public Pick one
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Apr 3, 2016 19:49
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when i was a kid i read an article in my mom's reader's digest that was all about how this man's wife asked him to clean himself up as an experiment and he discovered the wonders of conditioner and got his nails manicured and his wife was like don't get them polished and shellac'd next time welp thats my story bye
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Apr 3, 2016 19:54
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I dunno what sewers you've been hangin out in brother but you must live in a place with very strange shits if your sewers smell like axe
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Apr 3, 2016 19:54
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CJacobs posted:I dunno what sewers you've been hangin out in brother but you must live in a place with very strange shits if your sewers smell like axe lol if your turds don't reek of a man's heady musk
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Apr 3, 2016 19:57
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criscodisco posted:Serious post: if you want a great hair day use them in backwards order, conditioner first then shampoo. lol
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Apr 3, 2016 19:57
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Think about it, Why do you have arms and legs?? For a Reason. Why do you have grease in your hair?? For a Reason. We lived 500,000 years with no shampoo and we did just fine. It's just another product you don't need being forced down our throats. It dries out and saps you of your natural and essential oils making it impossible for you to function fully as a confident human being. This is just what they want. To keep you fearful, insecure, flaky haired, shelling out your hard earned worthless fiat currency, deprived of natural sexuality, a consumer robot. Edit- The chemtrails
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Apr 4, 2016 01:23
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What part of "Serious post" did you not understand?
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Apr 4, 2016 01:25
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Why bother getting separate shampoo and conditioner bottles, just buy the shampoo/conditioner ones. It's two things in one bottle. Bonus points for the ones that are shampoo/conditioner/body wash
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Apr 4, 2016 01:28
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my hair's real fine and brittle and will break at the slightest provocation if i don't condition it
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Apr 4, 2016 01:28
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I don't like using conditioner because I feel like I can never tell when I've rinsed it all out.
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Apr 4, 2016 01:39
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Apr 4, 2016 01:44
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SHISHKABOB posted:I don't like using conditioner because I feel like I can never tell when I've rinsed it all out. That's exactly why I posted that helpful hint earlier, because doing it backwards still moisturizes your hair, but is left light and clean. Conditioner is serious business.
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Apr 4, 2016 01:46
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my hair looks better when it's not super moisturized do they make something for this? like, my head is too moist as it is guys
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Apr 4, 2016 01:59
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i got a sweaty rear end head i don't need a beathroom product weighing down my hair any further
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Apr 4, 2016 02:00
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HJE-Cobra posted:Why bother getting separate shampoo and conditioner bottles, just buy the shampoo/conditioner ones. It's two things in one bottle. i just tried one of these all in one cocksuckers and sweet titty rainbows do i love it! It's from Nivea i think and it smells great and it's completely clear with a smattering of those lil microbeads and it feels so good on my body and my hair shines like a diamond and just won't quit! i smell great and feel great and my pompadour bounces like my friend tenaja's booty and man oh man is life good because of this shampoo/conditioner/bodywash!!!
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Apr 4, 2016 02:06
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Zorodius posted:Shampoo? Heh. Just another conspiracy by Big Toiletry. I haven't shampooed my hair in years now, and it's so much better with all its natural oils. Did this for almost a year. My hair actually looked a lot better but I didn't like the way it smelled. It did smelled like french fries.
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Apr 4, 2016 02:15
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Mandator posted:my hair looks better when it's not super moisturized Buy nice shampoo and conditioner from a salon and use it once every week or so. I have super thick hair and I just rinse it thoroughly with warm water every day, even with styling products I only use shampoo and conditioner sparingly.
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Apr 4, 2016 02:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXQMoyhPNJA
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Apr 4, 2016 02:48
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i assumed this was the second reply of the thread, after "i'm gay". glad we still got to it
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Apr 4, 2016 02:49
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whoa i was just using that played out bullshit as an example of a poo poo post don't censor me
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Apr 4, 2016 02:50
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HJE-Cobra posted:Why bother getting separate shampoo and conditioner bottles, just buy the shampoo/conditioner ones. It's two things in one bottle. that poo poo weirds me out, like how does it know when to stop shampooing and when to start conditioning. thats gotta be a really smart bottle like goddamn
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Apr 4, 2016 02:52
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Parallax Scroll posted:that poo poo weirds me out, like how does it know when to stop shampooing and when to start conditioning. thats gotta be a really smart bottle like goddamn separate compartments like those peanutbutter and jelly squeeze tubes?
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Apr 4, 2016 03:03
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shampoo gives you dandruff and conditioner gives you zits on your back
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Apr 4, 2016 04:19
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Twat McTwatterson posted:I don't loving get it. It's the same poo poo. Cleaned and soft dumbass.
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Apr 4, 2016 04:20
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criscodisco posted:Serious post: if you want a great hair day use them in backwards order, conditioner first then shampoo. for real i'm going to try this tomorrow but if one person makes fun of my hair i am going to dox you and ruin your life
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Apr 4, 2016 04:22
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Mandator posted:separate compartments like those peanutbutter and jelly squeeze tubes? gently caress this just reminded me of that toothpaste that came in a big plastic container with two compartments with the squeeze dispenser that dispensed from both compartments at the same time but it was never quite even and always have too much from one side and not enough from the other, my mom hated it and would never get it but I'd get to try it at my childhood abuser's house so I never told anyone about what he did to/with/on me bc i really wanted to keep using that toothpaste, gently caress anyone remember that stuff? What was it called? One side was white and the other was this cool refreshing blue gel and it came in a big bulky dispenser and it was very potent and made your mouth feel so clean no matter how dirty you felt before using it
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Apr 4, 2016 04:24
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has it been long enough since the last "splash urine on your face to promote facial hair growth" thread to try that again?
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Apr 4, 2016 04:24
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Gatekeeper posted:gently caress this just reminded me of that toothpaste that came in a big plastic container with two compartments with the squeeze dispenser that dispensed from both compartments at the same time but it was never quite even and always have too much from one side and not enough from the other, my mom hated it and would never get it but I'd get to try it at my childhood abuser's house so I never told anyone about what he did to/with/on me bc i really wanted to keep using that toothpaste, gently caress anyone remember that stuff? What was it called? One side was white and the other was this cool refreshing blue gel and it came in a big bulky dispenser and it was very potent and made your mouth feel so clean no matter how dirty you felt before using it I feel like I know absolutely what you're talking about. The two different tubes were supposed to combine into some sort of super-mouth-cleaner. ... or maybe I'm thinking of that two pump mouthwash that keeps your breath fresh all day. I don't know man.
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Apr 4, 2016 04:25
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Mandator posted:has it been long enough since the last "splash urine on your face to promote facial hair growth" thread to try that again? or "mix piss and cum strained through a coffee filter, let it ferment for a month, use as aftershave, drown in pussy" thread, complete with successful testimonials
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Apr 4, 2016 04:26
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Mandator posted:I feel like I know absolutely what you're talking about. The two different tubes were supposed to combine into some sort of super-mouth-cleaner. yeah they were apparently too potent to be combined until they were actually on your toothbrush I can still picture that boxy dispenser and those two big things on top you pushed simultaneously but I can't remember the goddamn name, of all the parts of those particular memories to block out i can't believe it would be the name of that toothpaste!!
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Apr 4, 2016 04:29
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Gatekeeper posted:or "mix piss and cum strained through a coffee filter, let it ferment for a month, use as aftershave, drown in pussy" thread, complete with successful testimonials this... didn't happen i can believe splashing some pee on your face to get that bead going, because it totally works but, nah, nobody's buying that
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Apr 4, 2016 04:30
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lol just lol if you dont save up ur jizzum in a giant moonshine jug and use it as conditioner
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Apr 4, 2016 04:30
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Gatekeeper posted:yeah they were apparently too potent to be combined until they were actually on your toothbrush aquafresh made one
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Apr 4, 2016 04:30
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Mandator posted:this... didn't happen lmao this absolutely was a thread and it was incredible. it was pheromone science! and there were goons who believed it
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goons yet again somehow find a way to make a basic hygiene ritual seem convoluted and confusing
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