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bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!

criscodisco posted:

It's where I learned that even a dude's taint can be blubbery.

This both terrifies me and instills a morbid curiosity. Truly, the Internet has made me into the Psychiatry case study that I am today.

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

OMGVBFLOL posted:

the level of forums drama produced by homegrown will never be topped
Some new forum name ideas, to increase the registration rates:

MSASA
Make Goons Sexy Again

HGSG
Home Groan Sexy Goons

TH&GO
Tramps, Hussies, and Gays Online

IMGSA
Internet Makes Goons Sexy Again

WCWW
Web Cam Whore Warehouse

FUSA
gently caress Us Something Awful

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


If anyone is interested of a 9 minute youtube video of me rubbing my nipples in my computer cave while listening to tom waits just let me know.

I'm a gross, fat man btw.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Tom Gorman posted:

If anyone is interested of a 9 minute youtube video of me rubbing my nipples in my computer cave while listening to tom waits just let me know.

I'm a gross, fat man btw.

linku

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

gently caress the mods posted:

remember when something awful comedy forums had a porn sub forum that had so many goons posting their own sex videos that homegrown stuff became banned?

post your dick

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Hardawn posted:

Dpph lasted after 9/11 ??? What are you talking about

Using my deductive reasoning skills, DPPH and the :filez: went away sometime after my 4/25/04 reg date, but before 8/9/05 judging by some other data I can't share.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Dec 4, 2016

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

u wan gently caress posted:

Who else joined the spinoff TGC, The Gentlemans Club?
I did, and that was cool, until it occurred to me that just Googling whatever I was looking for would be more reliable.

Except for how it is now literally impossible to find pictures of that one ridiculously attractive woman who some genius decided to call simply "Gorgeous," for obvious search term reasons.

we are the Funyuns posted:

Using my deductive reasoning skills, DPPH and the :filez: went away sometime after my 4/25/04 reg date, but before 8/9/05 judging by some other data I can't share.
I think it was literally New Year's Day 2015 they all shut down, it definitely happened when I was Gooning Abroad and that fits the memory.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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we are the Funyuns posted:

Using my deductive reasoning skills, DPPH and the :filez: went away sometime after my 4/25/04 reg date, but before 8/9/05 judging by some other data I can't share.


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

post your dick

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

poopnanners posted:

i used to use reddit and i subscribed to all my favorite subreddits then it occurred to me that there are better places to find porn on the internet and i havent looked back

i posted my fat hairy male butt on gonewild expecting for it to be deleted and for me to get banned instead i immediately got three PMs saying I had a great rear end and could i maybe show my hairy pussy too

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
always a road to hoe

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

u wan gently caress posted:

Who else joined the spinoff TGC, The Gentlemans Club?

Was that the gay one, where all the gay goons pm'd each other pictures of their cocks to post, so it still had an air of being anonymous? I joined that one and really liked it, but I guess I had forgotten that it had existed

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

criscodisco posted:

Was that the gay one,

No

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

criscodisco posted:

Was that the gay one, where all the gay goons pm'd each other pictures of their cocks to post, so it still had an air of being anonymous? I joined that one and really liked it, but I guess I had forgotten that it had existed

The only gay guy I remember is Three Olives.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

The only gay guy I remember is Three Olives.

Also Decapod73 and a good number of other ones. Decapod used to post really interesting threads about insects

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

criscodisco posted:

Was that the gay one, where all the gay goons pm'd each other pictures of their cocks to post, so it still had an air of being anonymous? I joined that one and really liked it, but I guess I had forgotten that it had existed
There was a special gay zone, so maybe. I remember because a she-Goon told me about how a bunch of he-Goons had asked for nudes of her, and she finally decided to take a nude selfie but would only send it to someone active in the gay forums, or something. You know, the more I think about this story, the less sense it makes; I probably made it up. And The Gentleman's Club. And DPPH.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

a bone to pick posted:

Am I having an aneurysm or did we have a sub forum where people would do your homework for you?

No and yes. You're not having an aneurysm you're having an embolism and yes, I at least can recall a homework thread. I probably chuckled but did not guffaw.
Good luck with the embolism!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Hell Yeah posted:

bring it back imo

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Pawn 17 posted:

Bring back the file sharing forums, but the only thing you can share is Linux distros.

Lesbian GNU/Linux provides more than a pure OS: it comes with more than 10000 packages, precompiled software bundled up in a nice format for easy installation on your machine. It comes with a superior package management system called porn-get... Other features include:
-- porn.1 . manpage for porn
-- porn-get . almost as superior as apt-get
-- porn-cache . friend of porn-get
-- porn.conf . like the /etc/apt/sources.list of apt-get (1000 packages)
-- porn0701.conf . about 9000 new packages, lost due harddisk crash
-- porn-setup . make your own porn.conf (more than 28500 packages)

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Pawn 17 posted:

Bring back the file sharing forums, but the only thing you can share is Linux distros.

this & porn

eSports Chaebol posted:

Lesbian GNU/Linux provides more than a pure OS: it comes with more than 10000 packages, precompiled software bundled up in a nice format for easy installation on your machine. It comes with a superior package management system called porn-get... Other features include:
-- porn.1 . manpage for porn
-- porn-get . almost as superior as apt-get
-- porn-cache . friend of porn-get
-- porn.conf . like the /etc/apt/sources.list of apt-get (1000 packages)
-- porn0701.conf . about 9000 new packages, lost due harddisk crash
-- porn-setup . make your own porn.conf (more than 28500 packages)

Hell Yeah posted:

bring it back imo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

criscodisco posted:

Also Decapod73 and a good number of other ones. Decapod used to post really interesting threads about insects

look, I only remeber Three Olive

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Three Olives does not represent us

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
If 3O could just buy train tickets for us to visit his condo, like 6 at a time, I think could we definitively confirm how badly he sucks.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Chlamyllionaire posted:

If 3O could just buy train tickets for us to visit his condo, like 6 at a time, I think could we definitively confirm how badly he sucks.

Haha

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


Uranium 235 posted:

Those forums spun off into a private tracker torrent site that was really good and then it moved a couple times and I didn't get an invitation to the replacement and had it pub it like a scrub.

I'm sure it's totally dead now, right?

earlier this year i remember reading posts from a random goon and getting a weird sense of familiarity from the user name. then i remembered it's because he used to post pictures of his girlfriend on the off site porn forum.

That is my story about the off site porn forum.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
ITT people talking about fight club, wtf?

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
don't pirate patterson hood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WDQTGZPA6E

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Nap Ghost

criscodisco posted:

Three Olives does not represent us

but he is gay as hell

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe

Hell Yeah posted:

bring it back imo

That would be great so I could finally ask for a repost of gauge-does-it-2.par211.rar

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
why are people speaking about 3Olivies in like the past tense? did he die or something?

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Yes, the Gentlemen's Club was a place for gays and no, Three Olives doesn't represent us.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

I had no idea about the file forums before registering, but boy did I take advantage after I found 'em

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

why are people speaking about 3Olivies in like the past tense? did he die or something?
locked himself in his condo with piss bottles and kleenex boxes on his feet last i heard

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice
I mean the forum clearly said not to post porn there. Jesus let's learn to follow the rules.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

ProfessorMurder posted:

Yes, the Gentlemen's Club was a place for gays and no, Three Olives doesn't represent us.

he does have a lot of money though

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Since others are talking about TGC, after downloading way too much porn between 05 and 07, I popped in there every once in awhile since '07, but the last time it appeared to be pretty dead, pic links were dead, and virtually zero seeds on anything so it wouldn't surprise me if it's on its last legs.

At least one non-porn spinoff that I won't name is still going, but has been much slower the past few years or so because everyone and their grandmother has Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, etc.

Also, I remember when everything first spun off from SA, the first porn site turned into major drama within days after a guy posted pics/video his gf who was chubby, but not a land whale or anything. However, as goons do, they piled on with insults, she found out got on the guys account, argued back and forth, and then claimed to have sent various info to the authorities because "Dipshit arrested for file-sharing"-headlines were big at the time. It immediately shut down and TGC popped up in a few days and people who weren't dipshits got invites.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I only remember him mostly from post recent purchases thread, but that place has posc bill now so whatever it hasn't improved any

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im going to download the new xmen tonight

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I still get Happy Birthday emails from TGC but I haven't used the site in years

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

numberoneposter posted:

im going to download the new xmen tonight

Cool.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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numberoneposter posted:

im going to download the new xmen tonight

the new wolverine is a chick

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