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Pththya-lyi posted:Ugh, that skirt and belt ride too high on her waist. Makes her look like a dwarf. Maybe you should make a law banning crappy porn clothing too.
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I took my dick out to take a piss like eight times today, here I thought I was just eliminating liquid waste from my excretory orifice and it turned out I was actually in solidarity with my perverted British brethren. Fight the Power, brothers! (with piss)
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I vote Lady Sonia! Same. Also, Paige Turnah. Just cuz she's retired, that doesn't mean the freaky spirit is completely gone from her.
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isn't asmr when women whisper and touch things and it's not a fetish thing, guys, seriously? what does that have to do with any of this?
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laffo if they think mps will be shocked those fuckers are into some weird poo poo my personal favourite is the tory who had the fatal wanking accident with an orange, its more light-hearted than the paedophile rings
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Dec 10, 2014 00:51
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a history of face sitting
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Sucks to your ASMR, piggy!
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Same. Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Dec 10, 2014 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:Sucks to your ASMR, piggy! nice
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Uncle Wemus posted:Sucks to your ASMR, piggy! hahahahahahaha
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gently caress the UK. First they ban muslim peadophile rings, and now they want to ban strangulation?
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its only illegal if you both film it and sell it, so we might still be able to piss on people and upload it for free? or sit on peoples face and not film it? its unclear
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Dec 10, 2014 01:37
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Girl goons with BMI under 45 sit on my face 
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Secks Cauldron posted:If they think face sitting is dangerous they've obviously never done it. English women are shaped like upside down martini glasses so it's probably a legitimate public safety issue.
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Dec 10, 2014 01:41
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nothing about chloroforming women so my porn collection remains untouched
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:lol why is female ejaculation dangerous I guess they are fans of cytherea
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etalian posted:I guess they are fans of cytherea Or Flower Tucci. Flower Tucci exists too, guys. Cytherea doesn't need ALL of your attentions.
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Do they call children in the UK "non-adults"? God bless the little non-adults.
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How is fisting life threatening? Are there people out there with hands and arms like wreck-it-ralph or something?
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just like people in our generation used to film their own jackass stunts, people in the younger generation that grew up with unlimited porn at their fingertips will try to fist their friends in the rear end elbow deep without lube. the power of media consumption
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Lunixnerd posted:How is fisting life threatening? Are there people out there with hands and arms like wreck-it-ralph or something? I'd imagine you could probably rupture something if you're really dumb and reckless.
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Butt Wizard posted:English women are shaped like upside down martini glasses so it's probably a legitimate public safety issue. This Also is that piv blog garbage for real? If so that's ridiculous. gently caress the Internet.
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:lol why is female ejaculation dangerous it could take an eye out!
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So this is the reason i cant find any decent piss flicks on xhamster anymore? Shameful.
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Surely this will only contribute to so-called state of "quiet desperation" already looming over the life of the average englishman.
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First they came for the fisting porn. But I didn't say anything because I'm into face sitting and can't talk with a face full of rear end.
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"Close your eyes and think of England."
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First Bass posted:it could take an eye out! drat you I was going to say that
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I'm glad Britain did something about the porn industry, which is inherently evil, and I'm glad that dangerous mentally ill goons will not have violent porn to fuel their mental illness and make them even more vile and dangerous than they already are.
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Where does 69 with the woman on top end and face-sitting begin? Is there a legal definition?
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i think maybe octopussy or xenia onatop tried to kill james bond that way??
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I am Westminster and boy am I shocked, shocked I tell you
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Atoramos posted:I am Westminster and boy am I shocked, shocked I tell you Can you please put this on ustream? You'll make millions also
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RabbitWizard posted:Where does 69 with the woman on top end and face-sitting begin? Is there a legal definition? has to do with the angle of her back along with the distance from her mouth to his dick, iirc
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if i were to show up there do you think a pretty lady would sit on my face?
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XMNN posted:laffo if they think mps will be shocked those fuckers are into some weird poo poo
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spooky girlfriend posted:Since all penetration is rape, we must conclude that the remaining 15% is lesbian porn. fortunately girl on girl is my fetish. outsmarted by the patriarchy yet again feminist scum
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