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Rhyno posted:When I first saw that posted someone wrote a huge story behind the real reason for the slip which involved greasing the stage beforehand. It was some pretty excellent storytelling but I sadly did not save it. Give her some credit, It was the first time she ever had an encounter with grease.
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NESguerilla posted:Give her some credit, It was the first time she ever had an encounter with grease. Let's be realistic, we can both tell that she's seen plenty of grease before that fall.
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Aug 29, 2013 08:30
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Rhyno posted:Let's be realistic, we can both tell that she's seen plenty of grease before that fall. That was the half assed joke I was trying to make. 
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Aug 29, 2013 08:31
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Good god. Judging from the look on that guy's face, those dolls have prevented more rapes than mace ever did.
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Aug 29, 2013 08:46
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Artemis J Brassnuts posted:Good god. Judging from the look on that guy's face, those dolls have prevented more rapes than mace ever did. And that must be the ugliest sofa ever. And look at the doll's dress, it's made out of his dead mother's kitchen curtains!
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Aug 29, 2013 08:59
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Look at those dolls' eyes. Empty, vacant, twisted. Those dolls have seen things, man. Things that sucked the life right out of them.
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Aug 29, 2013 09:22
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There's a story behind every real doll. A disturbing, hollow story of perversion and woe. All those stories, lost like tears in the rain.
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Aug 29, 2013 09:31
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Uncle Itchie posted:Why do these dolls seem bow-legged? Is this some sort of sick joke? You do realize what these dolls are used for, right?
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Aug 29, 2013 10:30
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Despite the Wikileaks party imploding a week out before the Australian 2013 election, Assange decides to rally the troops with his take on an iconic Australian pop-song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T2rTVRGIAc
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Aug 29, 2013 10:32
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The best thing about real dolls is that there's apparently a market in used ones. Yup.
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Aug 29, 2013 10:46
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WebDog posted:Despite the Wikileaks party imploding a week out before the Australian 2013 election, Assange decides to rally the troops with his take on an iconic Australian pop-song. What the flying gently caress I can't imagine this producing any positive results for anything Even though I like Assange Edit ;then again, if I wasn't allowed to leave the building I'd go insane too.
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Aug 29, 2013 11:17
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steinrokkan posted:The best thing about real dolls is that there's apparently a market in used ones. Yup. All it needs is the pots & pans setting and its good to go 
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Aug 29, 2013 11:27
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Ladies and gentlemen, 9 minutes on the history of loli.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qVIuuR1EFs The
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Aug 29, 2013 12:30
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Is that the guy who had personalities and life stories for his dolls, and wrote blog posts from their perspective? I vaguely remember being linked to it once, and I really don't want this to be something my brain is generating by itself.
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Aug 29, 2013 12:33
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Does anyone remember that guy who posted his creepy teddy bear dolls in a 4chan /g/ thread about battlestations? Well, he has sexual ones for purchase now, and he's calling them "teddy babes". They're available with special "pouches".    Real Dolls for people that can't afford Real Dolls/are allergic to silicone/think silicone isn't soft enough/want a hybrid dakimakura fleshlight. e: And for all you corset lovers out there: 
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Aug 29, 2013 12:35
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Jesus christ those legs are the stuff of nightmares! edit: V nice meataidstheft has a new favorite as of 13:06 on Aug 29, 2013 |
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Aug 29, 2013 12:39
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meataidstheft posted:Jesus christ those legs are the stuff of nightmares! I think you mean stuffed with nightmares.
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Aug 29, 2013 12:43
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Kheldragar posted:Ladies and gentlemen, 9 minutes on the history of loli. The hell....why are there so many people in that room?
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Aug 29, 2013 12:55
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PaganGoatPants posted:The hell....why are there so many people in that room? I think we can split them into 3 groups. 1. Shameless freaks who could and would write essays on the subject. 2. Shameful freaks who have an excuse of some kind. 3. Gawkers who're there to see the train wreck. And this thread makes me want to bet that the gawkers are the minority 
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Aug 29, 2013 13:22
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http://straightvoices.tumblr.com/ " no matter what anyone says, straight people's opinions do matter. in fact they can be more effective in fighting bigotry because they're not emotionally biased. "Please someone match quotes from this poo poo mine with photos from the rest of the thread.
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Aug 29, 2013 13:49
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DrHerpington posted:Does anyone remember that guy who posted his creepy teddy bear dolls in a 4chan /g/ thread about battlestations? Those have been around for years (I only know this from the old GBS dollfucker threads)
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Aug 29, 2013 14:02
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That's Dave Hockey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUhMS2wDI04
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Aug 29, 2013 14:09
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Sean_Miller posted:That's Dave Hockey. "Man leaves wife at home to go on holiday with doll" http://metro.co.uk/2011/01/24/dave-hockey-leaves-wife-at-home-to-go-on-holiday-with-doll-632678/ "She is one of 14 dolls on whom Mr Hockey has spent £16,000 on travel and outfits, including £1,270 of lingerie."
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Aug 29, 2013 14:27
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"Wife?" The plot twist is the wife is also a doll.
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Aug 29, 2013 14:56
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cyberia posted:I know I shouldn't but my morbid curiosity compels me, does anyone have these pictures or a link to them? I don't know if any pictures are still around in the dollfucker thread, and best I can find is someone posted similar on Fark and all that's left there are the comments since the link's dead. I gather this sort of thing's handled under special orders.
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Thinky Whale posted:Is that the guy who had personalities and life stories for his dolls, and wrote blog posts from their perspective? I vaguely remember being linked to it once, and I really don't want this to be something my brain is generating by itself. Sean_Miller posted:That's Dave Hockey. Also Kevin Havens, the subject of at least 2 dollfucker threads on SA, which are somewhere in archives or goldmined. https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Kevin_Havens He would post on doll forums and stuff in the guise of his different dolls, attributing emotions, opinions and activities for them (i.e. "Daphne bought me a PS2 for Christmas" and "Sally thinks that I should cut down on smoking."). poo poo like that. Then respond as himself (Casperghostboy) and have online conversations with himself and his dolls. Sort of like if Thinky Whale, SeanMiller and Biggerboat were all the same guy but the first two were gently caress dolls. It was pretty weird. Way weirder than simply loving them. Dudes make up whole life stories and personalities for them and creates Facebook pages for them and poo poo. Whorelord posted:He looks like he played guitar in an 80s thrash band, but I can't think which one. Dio is what I get. The Sabbath t-shirt drives it home. edit: See?  
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Aug 29, 2013 16:01
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Is there a pecking order in dollfucker communities? Like are Realdolls the gold standard of fake women to put your dick in? Do they smugly look down on the people who have to buy those horrible 'special pouches' things?
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Aug 29, 2013 16:20
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There is an entire industry built around custom sexdoll buttholes.
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Aug 29, 2013 16:22
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Is there a pecking order in dollfucker communities? Like are Realdolls the gold standard of fake women to put your dick in? Do they smugly look down on the people who have to buy those horrible 'special pouches' things? I'm sure the guy with a sharpie face balloon on a papier mâché* body stocking doesn't get to host any of the 'discussions'. * It was originally paper stuffed but it sustained 'fluid damage'.
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Aug 29, 2013 17:37
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BiggerBoat posted:Also Kevin Havens, the subject of at least 2 dollfucker threads on SA, which are somewhere in archives or goldmined. Let's not forget Kevin abusing his disabled real life girlfriend. He was a poo poo case. Also, wasn't that Hockey guy making some grand film event of his life or dolls or something? That ever hit the theatres?
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Aug 29, 2013 18:05
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  I worked with a guy that looks like the guy in the second picture. He played Amtgard every weekend and was proud he got a vasectomy because it was stupid to have kids. He thought breeders where ruining the world for everyone and despite the fact that his wife really wanted kids, he got it done and didn't tell her till a year later. Speaking of Amtgard.  
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Aug 29, 2013 18:12
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zoux posted:There is an entire industry built around custom sexdoll buttholes. Pictured here with my signature fedora and bespoke sexdoll butthole.
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Aug 29, 2013 18:17
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IamnotJoe posted:
I hope she divorced him and found a well adjusted person that could discuss these type of decisions like a grown adult.
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Aug 29, 2013 18:49
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Is the 'bottle' his penis? Do you rub his penis and then he comes out of his own penis? He does have a pretty good genie pose and hairstyle going on though.
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Aug 29, 2013 19:23
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Just snapped this while on holiday. Fedora Transporter 2000. Edit2: reposted. Fish and Chimps has a new favorite as of 19:30 on Aug 29, 2013 |
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Aug 29, 2013 19:24
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Germstore posted:Pictured here with my signature fedora and bespoke sexdoll butthole. With transition lenses.
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Aug 29, 2013 19:35
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Desperado Bones posted:I hope she divorced him and found a well adjusted person that could discuss these type of decisions like a grown adult. According to him. She will get over it. That was a few years ago. I was working in a call center at the time and a lot of those people belong here. The gourmet chef who bought cut his thumb off when working for Pizza Hut, the 450 pound guy who would drive around the building in his big truck and call it taking laps, the pear shaped girl who had a "boyfriend" who was perpetually in the the "Navy", the gamer guy who never showered and never washed his clothes,and all the other weirder ones.
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Aug 29, 2013 19:36
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Obese woman with a boyfriend in the navy sounds pretty believable actually.
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euphronius posted:Obese woman with a boyfriend in the navy sounds pretty believable actually. He dumped her over email. She became a lesbian, couldn't get a date, ended up dating the gamer guy. I actually liked her, she was a nice person who had the best of intentions. It's just her boyfriend never materialized and she never really called him by his name.
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IamnotJoe posted:
Not gonna lie, I googled that and it looks like it would be fun as hell if the people were goofy as gently caress.
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