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Uncle Jam posted:he'll disappear from this thread racking up the hours in Barley Break. Mentioning which, the OUYA store now has 112 titles. Barley Break is still among them. I really don't understand why you would put something of that quality in your store. Even if it was free it would still be terrible.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Hey guys; Ouya?! MORE LIKE BOOYAH!! Amirite, bros! They're just showing their appreciation of the future Grammy award-winning OUYA RAP.
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raditts posted:They're just showing their appreciation of the future Grammy award-winning OUYA RAP. loving hell, why.
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Apr 12, 2013 02:52
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raditts posted:They're just showing their appreciation of the future Grammy award-winning OUYA RAP. UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Apr 12, 2013 02:57
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kirbysuperstar posted:loving hell, why. Hey come on, for a couple of days that was the closest we got to audio or video of the South by Southwest keynote.
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Matlock Birthmark posted:Mentioning which, the OUYA store now has 112 titles. Barley Break is still among them. I really don't understand why you would put something of that quality in your store. Even if it was free it would still be terrible. A big part of the OUYA concept is that no game will ever be rejected from the market because the OUYA people don't like it. So that means that even the worst possible game, if it were properly put together, would have a place on their store. You could not create a game that they would fail for subjective reasons if you tried.
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Apr 12, 2013 03:05
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XboxPants posted:You could not create a game that they would fail for subjective reasons if you tried. Challenge accepted.
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raditts posted:They're just showing their appreciation of the future Grammy award-winning OUYA RAP. What an age we live in. When this is all over we can look back on what a magical ride it was. And it also helped to answer questions about who the real game journalists are, and who just bang on the keyboard and call themselves one 
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XboxPants posted:So that means that even the worst possible game, if it were properly put together, would have a place on their store. You could not create a game that they would fail for subjective reasons if you tried. Didn't they fail their own sample game without recognizing that it was their sample game?
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XboxPants posted:A big part of the OUYA concept is that no game will ever be rejected from the market because the OUYA people don't like it. So that means that even the worst possible game, if it were properly put together, would have a place on their store. You could not create a game that they would fail for subjective reasons if you tried. Gonna get working on that Ouya port of SANIC GAEM asap.
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raditts posted:They're just showing their appreciation of the future Grammy award-winning OUYA RAP. Aaahaha the author comment wasn't wrong, they actually did put the lyrics up on Rap Genius.
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kirbysuperstar posted:Didn't they fail their own sample game without recognizing that it was their sample game? No, one of the reasons they failed it was listed as "also this seems to just be our sample game, is that some kind of accident?". Theflyingorc posed as a member of mojang and submitted that app, so they gave him the benefit of the doubt, like "uhh when we run this it just seems to be our sample game? are we missing something?" The other reasons weren't subjective quality things, though, it was basic functionality issues. theflyingorc posted:Hey! I haven't trolled him across multiple sites! I just thought it was dumb at the time, but looking back, this was kinda funny. XboxPants fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Apr 12, 2013 |
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XboxPants posted:You could not create a game that they would fail for subjective reasons if you tried. Okay, I get the concept and I'll say it's an absolutely stupid idea with good intentions. You saw those screenshots I took of Barley Break right? It's a 15 square numbered sliding block puzzle. It has no music, the blocks are white (not even a picture to finish the puzzle) you get a white "Congratulations" on black background when you win with a score, then back to start. I know it's an "open" platform, but I think I might have seen better games made in my introduction to programming classes.
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Matlock Birthmark posted:I know it's an "open" platform, but I think I might have seen better games made in my introduction to programming classes. Hell yeah. Me and my lab partner made a turn-based RPG and a Battleship clone in Turbo-loving-Pascal during our first your of high-school programming, and we sucked at programming at the time.
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Apr 12, 2013 03:33
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raditts posted:They're just showing their appreciation of the future Grammy award-winning OUYA RAP. The kids like androids and opened sources, I hear they like those raps too...
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Hell yeah. Me and my lab partner made a turn-based RPG and a Battleship clone in Turbo-loving-Pascal during our first your of high-school programming, and we sucked at programming at the time. CONGRATULATIONS! You are (possibly over) qualified to make an BIOUYA game!
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Hell yeah. Me and my lab partner made a turn-based RPG and a Battleship clone in Turbo-loving-Pascal during our first your of high-school programming, and we sucked at programming at the time. Nowadays it's Python that's all the rage for into to game programming classes.
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Someone make a game in LOGO and port that to the Ouya.
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I've sort of fallen behind on this thread, but I assume that literally every single aspect of the OUYA is still hilarious?
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raditts posted:They're just showing their appreciation of the future Grammy award-winning OUYA RAP. Hold on, that's not a joke? The "rapping" sucks, he sounds terrible but I guess it's fitting for the whole OUYA experience.
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Apr 12, 2013 03:42
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The first ten seconds of that "rap" made me so uncomfortable I had to shut it off. Then again Julie Uhrman speaking has the same effect on me so maybe it's actually an effective recap of her SXSW interview.
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kirbysuperstar posted:Someone make a game in LOGO and port that to the Ouya. LOGO is the loving poo poo, don't you dare drag it into this.
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Big Mad Drongo posted:LOGO is the loving poo poo, don't you dare drag it into this. Oh my god, Turtle Logo on the Atari... memories. 
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Actually, someone's bound to have made a BASIC interpreter for Android, right? So in theory someone could submit GORILLAS.BAS?
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Apr 12, 2013 03:59
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XboxPants posted:No, one of the reasons they failed it was listed as "also this seems to just be our sample game, is that some kind of accident?". Theflyingorc posed as a member of mojang and submitted that app, so they gave him the benefit of the doubt, like "uhh when we run this it just seems to be our sample game? are we missing something?" You're remembering this wrong. I don't remember who submitted the default game - maybe zylche?
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Apr 12, 2013 04:01
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raditts posted:They're just showing their appreciation of the future Grammy award-winning OUYA RAP. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9EbOXYenJY
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theflyingorc posted:You're remembering this wrong. I don't remember who submitted the default game - maybe zylche? That would explain why I couldn't find it in your post history. I'm gonna bet redmage, then, if it wasn't you.
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kirbysuperstar posted:Actually, someone's bound to have made a BASIC interpreter for Android, right? So in theory someone could submit GORILLAS.BAS? I certainly don't see why they can't. Gorillas or Nibbles would easily be better than Barley Break.
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Apr 12, 2013 04:17
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Apr 12, 2013 04:25
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Leon Budd, that's my name, That name again is Leon Budd
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XboxPants posted:That would explain why I couldn't find it in your post history. I'm gonna bet redmage, then, if it wasn't you. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3532967&userid=167535#post413711665 zylche posted:My OUYA game was rejected
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I want to see Crazy Bus 2.0 get an Ouya port. Imagine that music on a sweet HDMI capable receiver. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qneFuPjiVVo
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kirbysuperstar posted:I want to see Crazy Bus 2.0 get an Ouya port. Imagine that music on a sweet HDMI capable receiver. Someone submit Desert Bus 2.0 for the Ouya. It'd technically be their longest game.
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Cantorsdust posted:Someone submit Desert Bus 2.0 for the Ouya. It'd technically be their longest game. Well it's already on Android, so there wouldn't be much work to do.
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kirbysuperstar posted:Well it's already on Android, so there wouldn't be much work to do.
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Ouya is being featured on Jimmy Fallon right now.
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Cantorsdust posted:Someone submit Desert Bus 2.0 for the Ouya. It'd technically be their longest game. I don't know if it's a good fit, the drift on the analog stick might counteract the bad alignment on the bus. zylche posted:You really are good at betting on the wrong horse. Just out of curiosity, what game did you say it was supposed to be, anyway?
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Guacamayo posted:Ouya is being featured on Jimmy Fallon right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b9cbUlTgsA "They get the console early which is now shipping out". Somebody got a check.
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luncheon meat posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b9cbUlTgsA Haha, and the game he showed was Stalagflight. How many times now has it been shown?
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