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Mr Enderby
Mar 28, 2015

Grenrow posted:

I love all of the statues of William Wallace that just copy the movie. Celebrate your nation by commemorating the time an Australian wiped his rear end with your history in order to make a movie that's mostly about Mel Gibson fellating himself.

That statue was repeatedly vandalised, to the point where the council actually gave it back to the sculptor, because they couldn't afford to keep repairing it.

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lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Dunkirk! Time to post this again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=?QijbOCvunfU

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010



"This video does not exist"

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
You need to remove one \ from the address.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QijbOCvunfU

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
I mean, are people saying that the evacuation should've prioritised materiel over manpower? Because that's really the only two alternatives. Germany steamrollered Europe; the Dunkirk evacuation was one of the few things that was going as right as it could.

EDIT: Or is it "The dunkirk evacuation should've ended with the entire british isles sobbing in humiliation"? Because losing didn't seem to do that to anyone. Look at how many resistance movements existed across Europe in the same period, and then consider that the UK had actual armies and industry to support them still.

spectralent fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Jan 6, 2017

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
BEF should have left all their equipment back home so they wouldn't have lost them and the evacuation would have been easier to accomplish.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Fo3 posted:

Carrots improving your night vision was a saying born in WW2 through propaganda to explain away British radar development improving the RAF performance finding German aircraft.
Like the best propaganda, there is some truth in it. The Germans knew about the radars, but vitamin A does help eyesight. But very little of vitamin A that can be absorbed comes from carrots in the form of beta carotene

I've also read somewhere that the germans tryed to reverse-engineer that through a very specific diet loaded with vitamin A supplements, and actually saw some success with that. But supposedly the improvement in night vision was fairly minor, and it would quickly be lost if the diet was interrupted in some way.

Though honestly at this point I have no idea whether that was actually factual, or just another story building upon that myth. :shrug:

Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

I mean, I think the evacuation is cool because there's a bunch of dudes surrounded in a french town on the coast who get rescued thanks in part to some dudes in their fishing boats and yachts etc.

It's still clearly a military disaster by any measure, but that doesn't mean they didn't pull off something pretty cool.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Fangz posted:

What are the advantages and disadvantages of the helmets the different countries used? It seemed like it would have been very straightforward to just copy each others' designs, so why didn't they converge on a single design?

Well I guess one significant thing is that if you make your helmets look exactly like the enemy helmets you risk friendly fire.

You can definitely tell the difference between whether it's a Brit poking his head up or a German and that's probably a good thing on the whole.

I seem to remember the Brits went with the big brim for the same reason a kettle helmet has it. You can duck your head to cover more of your face and also it helps deflect incoming fire up and over the head.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Perestroika posted:

I've also read somewhere that the germans tryed to reverse-engineer that through a very specific diet loaded with vitamin A supplements, and actually saw some success with that. But supposedly the improvement in night vision was fairly minor, and it would quickly be lost if the diet was interrupted in some way.

Though honestly at this point I have no idea whether that was actually factual, or just another story building upon that myth. :shrug:

I'd highly doubt it; vitamin A was only synthesised in the late 40s, and excessive consumption of vitamin A (but not carotenoids, which have to be converted and therefore any build up turns into relatively harmless carotenosis) can cause, among other things, blurry vision, but also other stuff that'd be bad for pilots like osteoporosis and increased pressure in the skull (always fun if you want to do high-G turns).

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Nenonen posted:

You need to remove one \ from the address.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QijbOCvunfU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORdHkbdEYz0


This trailer in theaters was loving amazing, btw.


JFC nobody has the extended trailer/teaser from Rogue One? That thing was amazing. The flying scenes were great and it built up the tension spectacularly.

Jobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Jan 6, 2017

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

OwlFancier posted:

Well I guess one significant thing is that if you make your helmets look exactly like the enemy helmets you risk friendly fire.

You can definitely tell the difference between whether it's a Brit poking his head up or a German and that's probably a good thing on the whole.

I seem to remember the Brits went with the big brim for the same reason a kettle helmet has it. You can duck your head to cover more of your face and also it helps deflect incoming fire up and over the head.

Big factor is that the British helmet was much easier to manufacture then the German design since you pretty much just press an indentation in a flat piece of steel, which makes sense since industry would have been stretched to its limit during that 1915 period when everyone remembers that helmets exist and might be a good idea. It came at the expense of the extra protection on the back and sides of the head.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
But drat did the Germns nail down the helmet thing or what

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

JcDent posted:

But drat did the Germns nail down the helmet thing or what

Why not use a chin strap like everyone else?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Perestroika posted:

I've also read somewhere that the germans tryed to reverse-engineer that through a very specific diet loaded with vitamin A supplements, and actually saw some success with that. But supposedly the improvement in night vision was fairly minor, and it would quickly be lost if the diet was interrupted in some way.

Though honestly at this point I have no idea whether that was actually factual, or just another story building upon that myth. :shrug:

Vitamin A also builds up in fatty tissue and is one of the most toxic vitamins to overdose on

so checks out that it would be something the Nazis would try

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.

P-Mack posted:

Big factor is that the British helmet was much easier to manufacture then the German design since you pretty much just press an indentation in a flat piece of steel, which makes sense since industry would have been stretched to its limit during that 1915 period when everyone remembers that helmets exist and might be a good idea. It came at the expense of the extra protection on the back and sides of the head.

Was it The Great War series or something where they were talking about different WW1 helmets, with how the German one was still relatively simple to make (like 3 separate presses by a machine to shape it) but then the French helmet is ludicrously complicated and takes like 15 presses or something.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

You can definitely finish WW1 with .5 helmet button presses.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

my dad posted:

I thought the big deal about Thermopilae was that it kept the Greek coalition from falling apart because it was a big glowing "Yes, we really will fight to the bitter end for your sake" sign from one of the two major coalition leaders. Was I misinformed?

From a bit back, but for modern day people Thermopalye is a big deal because a bunch of Helenophile brits rubbed themselves raw over it while thinking about ~~duty~~ and ~~sacrifice for the greater good~~, conveniently against a horde of Asiatics.

Nenonen posted:

Why not use a chin strap like everyone else?

Wait, what? The stahlhelm has a chinstrap.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Cyrano4747 posted:

Wait, what? The stahlhelm has a chinstrap.

Joke.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Koramei posted:

the French helmet is ludicrously complicated and takes like 15 presses or something.

Whoever said that is either full of poo poo or misrepresenting the situation because the Adrian helmet was cheap and light and it was relatively easy for them to poo poo out a few million, even though it's a more complex design than the Brodie battle bowler.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

IIRC the Stahlhelm takes 18 different runs at the pressing dies, plus a couple of smaller fiddly things like rolling the edge and putting the fasteners for the liner on.

Raw steps isn't the be all and end all of industrial design. If the process lets you get through them quickly you can have 1000 steps and still produce a fuckton a day.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Jobbo_Fett posted:

The Russians actually had jet aircraft in development during WW2, with at least one example having been flown quite early in the war. Unfortunately, the BI-1 would never make it into production due to teething problems and the death of at least one test pilot. No known examples of the BI-1 exist, afaik.


Another Russian jet thing. The British actually gave the Russians several Rolls-Royce Nene engines. These were tested, reverse engineered, modified, and would eventually be put into the MiG-15.

The Korean War may have been quite different (in the air) if it wasn't for Clement Attlee

Rolls Royce rather naively sold them samples in the expectation of a trade deal, it wasn't intended as a freebie. Blame capitalism not the British government being secret Stalinists in this case.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

OwlFancier posted:

Well I guess one significant thing is that if you make your helmets look exactly like the enemy helmets you risk friendly fire.

You can definitely tell the difference between whether it's a Brit poking his head up or a German and that's probably a good thing on the whole.

I seem to remember the Brits went with the big brim for the same reason a kettle helmet has it. You can duck your head to cover more of your face and also it helps deflect incoming fire up and over the head.
the british helmet is also far easier to make. the german helmet might be a better helmet but it requires a billion steps, because of course it does

edit: hi p-mack

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

feedmegin posted:

Rolls Royce rather naively sold them samples in the expectation of a trade deal, it wasn't intended as a freebie. Blame capitalism not the British government being secret Stalinists in this case.

No, it was the British government being *overt* Stalinists. The request for engines came from Soviet engineers, to Stalin, who sent a delegation to England and asked Stafford Cripps for some. Stafford Cripps was an open socialist, he'd previously been expelled from the *Labour* party for being too much of a leftist. There was nothing secret about his Marxism at all and he personally arranged and approved the engine deal.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Cyrano4747 posted:

From a bit back, but for modern day people Thermopalye is a big deal because a bunch of Helenophile brits rubbed themselves raw over it while thinking about ~~duty~~ and ~~sacrifice for the greater good~~
it's not really their fault, i had a classical education and by the end you're pavlovian conditioned to respect that stuff, it's like a bodily reflex. for instance i hate rupert brooke but the account of his burial still sent shivers up my spine because ~~~classical greece~~~

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Another Russian jet thing. The British actually gave the Russians several Rolls-Royce Nene engines. These were tested, reverse engineered, modified, and would eventually be put into the MiG-15.

The Korean War may have been quite different (in the air) if it wasn't for Clement Attlee

I doubt that last part. If they hadn't been given the engines, Soviet espionage efforts probably would have obtained a complete set of plans.

I'd always heard about how effective they were at stealing Allied atomic secrets during the war, but holy gently caress when you actually read about it the level of penetration was just absurd. Nearly complete plans of the bombs themselves, complete reports from Los Alamos, lessons learned from reactor operations, and even a sample of U233.

Trin Tragula posted:

the Brodie battle bowler.

holy poo poo that's such a good name

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

I don't think it's quite fair to criticize the Regia Aeronautica for not having dedicated torpedo planes or torpedo doctrine since the SM.79 performed very well early in the war.

It's more of a criticism of doctrine than specific equipment - the Italians decided to forgo carriers, but then didn't do the work needed to make land based support really work. It's like saying "The Germans really screwed up long range naval reconnaissance and attack" - the Fw 200 was briefly good at both roles, but it doesn't change that they screwed up the bigger picture.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Raenir Salazar posted:

Page 262! :mil101:

e: Any interesting stories about the development of jets?

When Heinkel showed off the first functioning jet to Ernst Udet, RnD head of the Reich Air Ministry, the only thing that really impressed him was that you could run it off of kerosene (IE oil made from coal.)

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Kemper Boyd posted:

Åke Tott flew something like that as his standard.

HEY GAL posted:

it was also a consistent theme for every company flag in his regiment, because the one thing these people liked more than duelling one another and getting drunk is horrible vexilology/heraldry puns

hah, i hadn't realized it was a pun before

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

So the other night I finished Robert Forczyk's 2nd book about tank warfare on the eastern front "Red Steamroller".

It's just downright amazing how the tables turn in the later part of the war. It's also really amazing to go from "the 3rd TA (300 tanks) was stopped by heersgruppe xyz (40 tanks) in the earlier years, to when Bagration happened and it's just the Soviets :killdozer:'ing the gently caress out of entire armies.

The book is really good at hammering home how "x numbers of y tanks" is such a woefully insufficient way to look at the history. So many fuckups are caused on both sides due to a lack of artillery, engineers, infantry or planning despite whatever quality or quantity of tanks are on hand.

It also casts the correct amount of shade on certain vehicles:grin: Aside from seemingly constant Panther engine fires:

quote:

On 5 August, the reconstituted s.Pz.Abt.501 was sent to spearhead another counter-attack with 45 of the new Tiger II tanks. This was the combat debut of this new weapon on the Eastern Front and it was a disaster. Forced to make a 50km road march from the rail head to the front, 37 of 45 Tiger IIs broke down due to faulty final drives.

When the counter-attack actually began, it did not go well. A single T-34/85 from the 53rd Guards Tank Brigade (6 GTC/3 GTA), commanded by Leytenant Aleksandr P. Oskin, was camouflaged in a corn field and spotted a platoon of three King Tigers approaching in column along a road. Oskin fired BR-365P APCR rounds from a range of just 200 metres against the turret sides of the lead two Tigers and destroyed both with four rounds each; the turrets of both King Tigers were blown off.

The third King Tiger tried to retreat, but Oksin pursued and pumped a round into its engine compartment, disabling it. In the one-sided action, 11 of 15 German King Tiger crewmen were killed, the rest captured. The next day, the s.Pz.Abt.501 was forced to abandon another King Tiger, which was captured intact by the Soviets.

Might not have anything new for tank-chat regulars, but it's an excellent book for anyone looking for a gift.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Hogge Wild posted:

hah, i hadn't realized it was a pun before
in the future if you are trying to understand a flag choice it's probably a lame pun

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Fangz posted:

What are the advantages and disadvantages of the helmets the different countries used? It seemed like it would have been very straightforward to just copy each others' designs, so why didn't they converge on a single design?

OwlFancier posted:

Well I guess one significant thing is that if you make your helmets look exactly like the enemy helmets you risk friendly fire.

You can definitely tell the difference between whether it's a Brit poking his head up or a German and that's probably a good thing on the whole.

I seem to remember the Brits went with the big brim for the same reason a kettle helmet has it. You can duck your head to cover more of your face and also it helps deflect incoming fire up and over the head.

The Brody helmet was based on the medieval kettle hat:




And the Stahlhelm was based on the sallet helm:




And the while the jerry helmet was superior, no battles were won by helmets. I'm not a specialist, but imo the differencies between the helmets was bigger than the differerencies between the rifles that the Great War combatants used.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Hogge Wild posted:


And the while the jerry helmet was superior, no battles were won by helmets. I'm not a specialist, but imo the differencies between the helmets was bigger than the differerencies between the rifles that the Great War combatants used.

Up to a point. French rifles were really, really bad in WW1. Probably not bad enough to have mad that measurable a difference in a war decided by artillery and attrition, but wow they were crap.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
If there isn't a commando themed comic called BRITISH BRODIE BATTLE BOWLER BROTHERS I will be so pissed.

But yeah, it is almost a tradition for the British Army to just get away from total campaign/war ruining disaster by the skin of their teeth via a fleet. At least the BEF and fragmented French/Belgian forces had some motorisation now and didn't have to force march themselves to their departure point.

Over half the British soldiers returning from the army that departed from Corunna during the Napoleonic Wars were so physically wrecked by the winter conditions, physical trauma of their forced march and the post traumatic stress disorder they had to be discharged. Then a huge section of the men who seemed healthy enough to keep on going got really loving sick being awkwardly stationed in the most diseased island swamp of the Netherlands.

Then dear god the Crimean War.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Cyrano4747 posted:

Up to a point. French rifles were really, really bad in WW1. Probably not bad enough to have mad that measurable a difference in a war decided by artillery and attrition, but wow they were crap.

I thoroughly enjoy the juxtaposition to 1870 where French rifles were amazing and French artillery was garbage.

Ice Fist posted:

I mean, I think the evacuation is cool because there's a bunch of dudes surrounded in a french town on the coast who get rescued thanks in part to some dudes in their fishing boats and yachts etc.

It's still clearly a military disaster by any measure, but that doesn't mean they didn't pull off something pretty cool.

Don't forget 40,000 French guys holed up in Lille and died slowly to make the whole thing possible. I will be a little annoyed if the movie is so Anglophile that we never get a look at the French.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

I thoroughly enjoy the juxtaposition to 1870 where French rifles were amazing and French artillery was garbage.


Don't forget 40,000 French guys holed up in Lille and died slowly to make the whole thing possible. I will be a little annoyed if the movie is so Anglophile that we never get a look at the French.

French artillery in 1914 was still lacking in some respects. I forget the exact details, but the tl;dr is that they went really deep on having lots of light and mid-sized guns which left them getting badly out ranged in some areas, especially in the early battles on the frontier when they were actually on the offense.

edit: I mean, the 75 was a great gun, but that doesn't help when you're assaulting and your guns don't have the throw to hit their rear positions with their arty.

Elyv
Jun 14, 2013



Cyrano4747 posted:

Up to a point. French rifles were really, really bad in WW1. Probably not bad enough to have mad that measurable a difference in a war decided by artillery and attrition, but wow they were crap.

What made the French rifles so bad?

pthighs
Jun 21, 2013

Pillbug

Tias posted:

Without the program, we wouldn't have pop supergroup Abba! Frida Lyngstad was born in an SS Lebenborn creche that recruited from Sweden and Norway :eng101:

I have not had my mind blown like this in quite some time. I literally need to take some time to process this.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
I like the look of those WW1 French rifles.

And uh.

They sure look unique.

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Fo3 posted:

Like the best propaganda, there is some truth in it. The Germans knew about the radars, but vitamin A does help eyesight. But very little of vitamin A that can be absorbed comes from carrots in the form of beta carotene

Specifically, a lack of vitamin A can cause night blindness. But once you reach your dietary requirement additional vitamin A won't offer any improvement.

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