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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

2 fat 4 my lambo posted:

cormier owns, god drat


edit: working link (for now)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0YkYicPxxM

I want to believe that DC will win, but he won't :-(

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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



"Youngest world Champion in UFC history, Fighting toward Greatness, Glorifying Christ, Breaking sown walls, Living amazed. Will YOU be a witness?"

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

masato tatanka posted:

this one's off the air

Oh poo poo I hope a copy survives until I can actually see it then :(

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

2 fat 4 my lambo posted:

cormier owns, god drat


edit: working link (for now)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0YkYicPxxM
"you can really turn it on!" Ahahahaha, Cormier is doing real good.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Oh poo poo I hope a copy survives until I can actually see it then :(

It'll be around but if not I downloaded it off youtube. it's only 8 mb.

Ratzinc
Aug 14, 2004

MY BALLS ARE THE SIZE OF GRAPEFRUITS
At 45 seconds Jon Jones shuts down completely hahaha

canada jezus
Jul 18, 2011

"They do a great with training you, because you are just TERRIBLE." goddamn cormier plz win it for all of us.

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Jon Jones kills DC as Goldie watches in horror:

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

It's down again, I hope someone here saved a copy because that is spectacular.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
They keep getting pulled :(

Pooned
Dec 28, 2005

Eye contact counters everything
http://mmajunkie.com/2014/08/video-hot-mics-catch-daniel-cormier-and-jon-jones-and-a-death-threat

Here is a link not youtube.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Reminder that the UFC is described as an internet savvy sports organization

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Here's a dailymotion and holy poo poo it's hilarious

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x233iyb_jon-jones-and-daniel-cormier-clash-off-air_sport


"It's unbelievable how fake you can be, you are just such a loving pussy. My God, it's amazing. It's amazing! Hats off to you, you got a great PR person, because they do a great job training you because you just terrible, you are the loving scum of the earth, you are a terrible human being but you sure can turn it on can't you?"

"thank you"




"I wish they would let me that close so I could spit in your loving face"

"You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that right...I would literally kill you....lit-trally kill you"

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.
Jon Jones is certainly turning it up... I don't know if it's real or fake tho... :ohdear:

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Wild Horses posted:

I don't know if it's real or fake tho... :ohdear:

Really? You think Jones and Cormier have planned all of this out?

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Jon Jones is not smart enough to plan this out, he's not even smart enough to plan ahead for a taxi home.

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.

Bubba Smith posted:

Really? You think Jones and Cormier have planned all of this out?

I mean if Jones is sincere or not. To say poo poo like that in earnest is a bit disturbing..

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

Who are you rooting for?

DC. Jones is talented at fighting and also cheating from what I've heard/read, but trying to punch a man in the head when he's on the ground being restrained is about as scumbag a maneuver as you can so.

That said, from my limited knowledge, I dunno if DC can beat Jones. DC is small and fat.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Wild Horses posted:

I mean if Jones is sincere or not. To say poo poo like that in earnest is a bit disturbing..

People say crazy poo poo when they are legitimately pissed off

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
Ok now I love Daniel Cormier

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
DC owns but also I'm liking the new psycho Bones.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I have a massive fight boner right now. I cannot loving wait to see this. I knew there'd be the inevitable wolf ticket posts but if you think Jones is smart enough to come up with this, or stick to a script when he couldn't even get his speaking parts in a documentary about Bruce lee right you're dumber than he is.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Jon Jones couldn't even say two loving lines in a Bud Lite commercial.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Duzzy Funlop posted:

- who at FOX either didn't see any of his TUF material/any of his interviews and decided that Koscheck is qualified for this
As a bleach-blond moron, he's perfectly qualified to appear on FOX.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
If any of this was scripted they'd have come up with something that didn't make Jones look so bad.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Dangersim posted:

People say crazy poo poo when they are legitimately pissed off


"You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that right...I would literally kill you....lit-trally kill you"

UFC 178: 12 Angry Men

Max Awfuls
Sep 10, 2011
Jon Jones is giving real martial autists like Rory MacDonald a bad name.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Jon Jones is not smart enough to plan this out, he's not even smart enough to plan ahead for a taxi home.

:drat: these jokes will never get old to me, I hate Jones' guts.

Speaking of unlikeable fighters, I despised Koscheck at first but it turned around completely after his wet-blanket offense upset Daley so much he punched Kos after the bell and bounced himself out of the UFC. I remember the pre-fight interviews were all about Daley's knockout power, "ALL I NEED IS ONE PUNCH" and Kos wrestled him into a fine paste. One of my favorite UFC moments.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
holy poo poo i just saw that off-the-air thing between cormier and jones

holy lol

"hey pussy you still there"

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Jon Jones is not smart enough to plan this out, he's not even smart enough to plan ahead for a taxi home.

Ice cold

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i actually like psycho jones more than herb jones

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

Zzulu posted:

i actually like psycho jones more than herb jones

Psycho Jones is just School Shooter Herb Jones

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
You have a good PR person training you because you are the scum of the earth

Thank you

MycroftXXX
May 10, 2006

A Liquor Never Brewed
ugh, he just sucks so much as a human being.

DC on the otherhand is winning me over real quick.

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll
If enough people tweet at Dana can we change the rules to let DC cheat egregiously throughout the match?

mewse
May 2, 2006

I just figured out the GoT gif posted to this thread was an eye poke reference.. like two hours later.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Gotta keep an eye out for stuff like that

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
*kills self*

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

People saying DC has no chance like he's Glover Texeria or Chael Sonnen are insane. That's not a knock on those two, but DC is a different animal.

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MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Geno Petralli posted:

I just figured out the GoT gif posted to this thread was an eye poke reference.. like two hours later.

Thank you, thank you.

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