MLS Cup Playoffs 2014: Calvinism

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Who's winning this loving thing? This poll is closed.
(W1) Seattle Sounders	31	22.63%
(W2) Los Angeles Galaxy	13	9.49%
(W3) Real Salt Lake	1	0.73%
(W4) FC Dallas	4	2.92%
(W5) Vancouver Whitecaps	4	2.92%
(E1) DC United	16	11.68%
(E2) New England Revolution	27	19.71%
(E3) Columbus Crew	11	8.03%
(E4) Red Bull New York	5	3.65%
(E5) Sporting Kansas City	0	0%
(C1) Calvinball	25	18.25%
Total:	137 votes

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Tigren: Oct 3, 2003

Hi guys, today is MLS Cup and LA Galaxy will win their record fifth title. See ya at noon.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 18:46

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 01:57

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

I'm excited to watch the big game

# ? Dec 7, 2014 18:48

Poonior Toilett: Aug 21, 2004; m'lady

Is kickoff at 3PM EST or is that just when they start the half-hour pregame Landon fluffing

# ? Dec 7, 2014 19:19

Your Weird Uncle: Jan 16, 2006; Boneless Rusto Thrash.

i bet landon has a below average sized penis

# ? Dec 7, 2014 19:22

Poonior Toilett: Aug 21, 2004; m'lady

Donovan is a coward

# ? Dec 7, 2014 19:28

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG GAME TODAY, COACH?

# ? Dec 7, 2014 19:52

Pigma_Micron: Jan 24, 2005; I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Third final in four years. Coming here for that is starting to feel so comfortable. Routine, almost. You guys should try it.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 19:57

Tigren: Oct 3, 2003

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

Is kickoff at 3PM EST or is that just when they start the half-hour pregame Landon fluffing

I would be amazed if there wasn't a pregame program for the MLS final.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 20:16

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Pigma_Micron posted:

Third final in four years. Coming here for that is starting to feel so comfortable. Routine, almost. You guys should try it.

we went to consecutive MLS Cup games before it was cool :colbert:

# ? Dec 7, 2014 20:17

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

People on Twitter say that kickoff is at 3:25 PM Eastern.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 20:25

Poonior Toilett: Aug 21, 2004; m'lady

trem_two posted:

People on Twitter say that kickoff is at 3:25 PM Eastern.

Thank you

# ? Dec 7, 2014 20:32

Hello Towel: Aug 9, 2010

oh hey, two teams i hate are playing in a game today

i guess it's important or something?

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:02

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

What are the chances of some big "rumor" "leaking" during this? 90%? 95%?

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:03

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Revs please beat LA, please.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:05

Rakosi: May 5, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER

From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

I'm not footballed out yet this weekend, so i'm going to watch this MLS game too. I hope its good.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:07

TheBoyBlunder: Jul 3, 2004; Anyone else have the munchies?

Go revs go. Not like my team will be even close in the near future.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:07

Hello Towel: Aug 9, 2010

As much as it destroys my soul to cheer for LA, cheering for the Revs would be even worse.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:08

Your Weird Uncle: Jan 16, 2006; Boneless Rusto Thrash.

Rakosi posted:

I'm not footballed out yet this weekend, so i'm going to watch this MLS game too. I hope its good.

dont hope too hard

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:09

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Hello Towel posted:

As much as it destroys my soul to cheer for LA, cheering for the Revs would be even worse.

factually and scientifically wrong

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:11

Your Weird Uncle: Jan 16, 2006; Boneless Rusto Thrash.

cobi jones looks fat as gently caress

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:17

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Lol guy with a sign that said WE BEIEVE

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:19

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

gently caress the Galaxy! *clap clap clapclapclap*

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:19

Your Weird Uncle: Jan 16, 2006; Boneless Rusto Thrash.

Your Weird Uncle posted:

cobi jones looks fat as gently caress

co-bese

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:20

Rakosi: May 5, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER

From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

was that seriously planes flying over the stadium?

what am i watching

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:22

dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

Rakosi posted:

was that seriously planes flying over the stadium?

what am i watching

bonus

points because there's an asston of both civilian and military aerospace stuff in southern California.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:23

Your Weird Uncle: Jan 16, 2006; Boneless Rusto Thrash.

Rakosi posted:

was that seriously planes flying over the stadium?

what am i watching

USA baby

they dont fly planes over the sports direct arena?!

edit: wonga park*

edit2: st. james park**

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:23

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Rakosi posted:

was that seriously planes flying over the stadium?

what am i watching

Have you never seen an American sporting event? Honest question.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:24

Stroop There It Is: Mar 11, 2012

I hope they keep throwing more streamers

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:25

Rakosi: May 5, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER

From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

Gigi Galli posted:

Have you never seen an American sporting event? Honest question.

only superbowls.

this game is already one of the best things

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:26

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Stroop There It Is posted:

I hope they keep throwing more streamers

Me too, in the vain hopes that they hit Keane and Donovan in the head and give them concussions and NE tramples over LA to a 7-0 victory.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:26

Your Weird Uncle: Jan 16, 2006; Boneless Rusto Thrash.

Rakosi posted:

only superbowls.

this game is already one of the best things

think of it as two sunday sides playing in brighton and hove's ground while planes fly overhead and the stands are nothing but goons

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:27

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Whoa robbie Rogers

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:28

joshtothemaxx: Nov 17, 2008; I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...

Boo Landon to hell w Davies. Jones is p cool though.

Rogers owns.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:28

Rakosi: May 5, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER

From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

wow you guys have a UI and everything

come on galaxy, i guess!

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:30

Your Weird Uncle: Jan 16, 2006; Boneless Rusto Thrash.

"they have a swashbuckling way about them"

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:31

Stroop There It Is: Mar 11, 2012

lazy passing, lazy shot

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:34

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

thanks for just, uh, walking out of bounds with the ball there keane

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:35

Moktaro: Aug 3, 2007; I value call my nuts.

And the capo calls the faithful to prayer.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:36

Poonior Toilett: Aug 21, 2004; m'lady

I'm a revs fan today

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:37

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 01:57

Stroop There It Is: Mar 11, 2012

I practiced saying Nguyen correctly by myself in preparation for this match in order to make some truly original and excellent puns (also by myself)

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:38

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