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Skrill.exe: Oct 3, 2007; "Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."

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# ? Feb 14, 2014 06:46

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# ? Jun 15, 2024 03:45

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

How have you remained so inoffensive and completely nondescript for over 4 years op?

You clearly haven't seen Chocolate Secret.

Skrill.exe posted:

gasthreadbanop

I actually got my first gassed thread at the same time as this thread. I felt kind of accomplished.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:14

Cucking Mama: Sep 27, 2013; Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

hay bitch

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:15

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

glandmine posted:

hay bitch

hay non-gendered insult glandmine

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:16

ScratchAndSniff: Sep 28, 2008; This game stinks

My cat just farted and it smells like she ate Taco Bell, but she apparently never told me she was going. I feel kind of miffed that she didn't ask if I wanted anything, but I'm fascinated by the concept of a cat going to taco bell. What do I do?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:21

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

OP devotion to Allah is neither a gimmick nor a joke. :jihad:

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:22

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

ScratchAndSniff posted:

My cat just farted and it smells like she ate Taco Bell, but she apparently never told me she was going. I feel kind of miffed that she didn't ask if I wanted anything, but I'm fascinated by the concept of a cat going to taco bell. What do I do?

You should go to Taco Bell and get three Grilled Stuffed Nacho boxes, then eat them in front of her.

Double Muhammad posted:

OP devotion to Allah is neither a gimmick nor a joke.

Devotion to blowing yourself up because someone else believes in a different version of the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, though? That is a joke.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:24

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Why don't you come play Mafia.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:27

Cosmic Charlie: Apr 6, 2009; How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

If we had a "sword" fight with our penises, what would be your opening move?

If you are a lady you may use a boobie, but only one to keep it fair.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:29

President Kucinich: Feb 21, 2003; Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

You never responded to my previous post !

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:34

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Jon Joe posted:

Why don't you come play Mafia.

I do. Mafia is just awful and annoying and also I'm kind of terrible at it.

Cosmic Charlie posted:

If we had a "sword" fight with our penises, what would be your opening move?

If you are a lady you may use a boobie, but only one to keep it fair.

I would put on a glow-in-the-dark condom then turn out the lights.

President Kucinich posted:

You never responded to my previous post !

My apologies, Mr. President. Please do not shoot me with your AK-47.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:37

Cosmic Charlie: Apr 6, 2009; How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

The Leper Colon V posted:

I would put on a glow-in-the-dark condom then turn out the lights.

Impressive.

Most impressive.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:39

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

i'm gay

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:41

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

The Leper Colon V posted:

Devotion to blowing yourself up because someone else believes in a different version of the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, though? That is a joke.

Please, OP, enlighten me to the superior path to 72 virgins. :ninja:

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:41

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Impressive.

Most impressive.

Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:41

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

i'm gay

Me 2, let's have the sex with our butts.

Double Muhammad posted:

Please, OP, enlighten me to the superior path to 72 virgins.

Be excellent always.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:42

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

The Leper Colon V posted:

Me 2, let's have the sex with our butts.

score be at my house by 9

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:42

President Kucinich: Feb 21, 2003; Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

The Leper Colon V posted:

My apologies, Mr. President. Please do not shoot me with your AK-47.

And deprive the forums a full set of leper colons? Never.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:44

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

score be at my house by 9

That's seven hours from now. Should I pick up a sandwich on the way there, or something?

President Kucinich posted:

And deprive the forums a full set of leper colons? Never.

You are too kind, recognizing the quality of my leper colons.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:44

something9999: Oct 7, 2013

Are you fat?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:44

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Ordrakon posted:

Are you fat?

I am the anti-fat. Because I don't eat half the time. :effort:

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:46

nullEntityRNG: Jun 23, 2010; Mostly pseudo-random.

Colon V, I'm hitting an issue with a program I'm working on. I have a Main Menu function and a Game Function, each doing exactly what you think it does. Inside the Game function I have a Pause function, which ultimately should lead back to the Main Menu function. But because of the stack:

code:

Main Menu():
    Game():
       Pause():
          Main Menu():

Which ultimately is a terrible idea and recursive nightmare. But I can only exit by one function at a time, and once I exit the Pause, I can't exit the game.

That being said, do you think Goku is the best SSJ?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:47

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

The Leper Colon V posted:

That's seven hours from now. Should I pick up a sandwich on the way there, or something?

You are too kind, recognizing the quality of my leper colons.

don't bother with the sandwihc just pick up some worchestershire sauce and some 'her pleasure' trojan condoms

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:47

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

nullEntityRNG posted:

Colon V, I'm hitting an issue with a program I'm working on. I have a Main Menu function and a Game Function, each doing exactly what you think it does. Inside the Game function I have a Pause function, which ultimately should lead back to the Main Menu function. But because of the stack:
code:
Main Menu():
    Game():
       Pause():
          Main Menu():
Which ultimately is a terrible idea and recursive nightmare. But I can only exit by one function at a time, and once I exit the Pause, I can't exit the game.

That being said, do you think Goku is the best SSJ?

I tried to learn to code. I got decently far into messing around with GameMaker. And today I booted up Budokai 3, then realized my file was gone and that if I wanted any of the cool characters I'd have to play through Dragon Universe mode like 30 times again. And gently caress that.

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

don't bother with the sandwihc just pick up some worchestershire sauce and some 'her pleasure' trojan condoms

Is there going to be a 'her' during our sex? Should I bring two condoms?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:50

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

The Leper Colon V posted:

I tried to learn to code. I got decently far into messing around with GameMaker. And today I booted up Budokai 3, then realized my file was gone and that if I wanted any of the cool characters I'd have to play through Dragon Universe mode like 30 times again. And gently caress that.

Is there going to be a 'her' during our sex? Should I bring two condoms?

im the bitch if you the doobie's dog

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:51

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

im the bitch if you the doobie's dog

Shoobie doobie bow wow

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:52

Kilo147: Apr 14, 2007; You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Read this thread. I forgot how to do url posts so gently caress it.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2770225

Best thread ever.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:55

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

7thBatallion posted:

I've read every post in http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2770225 like, 40 times.

Congratulations, it was a HUGE PAIN IN THE rear end to get that backwards URL to work right.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:56

Kilo147: Apr 14, 2007; You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Sorry, it's been ages since I did that poo poo by hand. I forgot. Plus I'm lazy. And I got a funeral to go to tomorrow.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:58

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

7thBatallion posted:

Sorry, it's been ages since I did that poo poo by hand. I forgot. Plus I'm lazy. And I got a funeral to go to tomorrow.

That sucks. Who died, and how?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:59

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

The Leper Colon V posted:

That sucks. Who died, and how?

funny died rip

# ? Feb 14, 2014 07:59

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

funny died rip

Where were you, the day the funny died?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:00

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

op would you gently caress rosie o'donnell if it meant you got to gently caress ryan gosling afterwards

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:00

Kilo147: Apr 14, 2007; You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

The Leper Colon V posted:

That sucks. Who died, and how?

Didn't know him, he died of a heart attack, and was in his 60s? Maybe older? I dunno. It's just a thing I do when we lose a Brother. The whole drat Lodge gets together. It sucks when they are military, taps always gets me.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:01

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

op would you gently caress rosie o'donnell if it meant you got to gently caress ryan gosling afterwards

No, I don't think I would gently caress either of them. Gosling's not my type.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:01

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

On a scale of 1 to 10, how annoying do you find GOT A EXTRA TITTY?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:01

Liquid Penguins: Feb 18, 2006; by Cowcaster; Grimey Drawer

I got 12 stitches in my wrist and can't hold anything. What should I do for fun?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:02

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

Do you like Dogs or cats more?

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:03

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

Jon Joe posted:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how annoying do you find GOT A EXTRA TITTY?

awaiting answer with moist boxers

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:04

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# ? Jun 15, 2024 03:45

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Jon Joe posted:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how annoying do you find GOT A EXTRA TITTY?

I find getting an extra titty a nice surprise. B+ out of 5.

Liquid Penguins posted:

I got 12 stitches in my wrist and can't hold anything. What should I do for fun?

You should use the other hand to jack/jill off while trying to post.

Mander Char Char posted:

Do you like Dogs or cats more?

I used to like them equally, but the last two cats I had were loving hellraisers.

# ? Feb 14, 2014 08:05

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