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Lunixnerd posted:These are some of the ugliest dogs I have ever seen.  That's worse than throwing a bean at a dog. smh
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This game seems mean but I always do what GBS tells me to:   
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smg77 posted:This game seems mean but I always do what GBS tells me to: Hey fellow tuxedo cat owner!   Apologize to your cats for me, tell them I'm an rear end in a top hat and this thread was my idea  Also your cats appear to be on camp chairs, are you camping with your cats? Bc that would be awesome...
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Sep 3, 2014 14:32
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Instead of waking up your cats. Pls dote them up instead. Everybody pls dote up a cat.
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As a single male that's about to turn 28 I do not own a cat because owning a cat when you are a single male is weird and i care about what the internet and random people i'll never meet think about me
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Sex Robot posted:Instead of waking up your cats. This is a good idea, maybe I should change thread title. Already have several angry PETA protesters sitting awkwardly in my driveway...   SaltLick posted:As a single male that's about to turn 28 I do not own a cat because owning a cat when you are a single male is weird and i care about what the internet and random people i'll never meet think about me Mine is a relic of a girlfriend I lived with in college. We had two cats and each took one when it was over, so somewhere out there he has a fluffy orange sister, or did, I don't know. He turned 18 this June so it's been a long time but hopefully his sister has had a really good life too.
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Sep 3, 2014 14:40
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my cat cant be approached without waking up so heres my sister's cat that im looking after for a while 
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newreply.php posted:my cat cant be approached without waking up so heres my sister's cat that im looking after for a while Very cool black and white markings, please apologize to your sisters cat for me
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i have and she says its no problem and in fact she is glad i woke her up because she had some butt licking matters to attend to
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Speaking of cattes, I was in the bedroom talking on the phone with my mom last night. My wife was doing something on the Ipad. My cat hopped up on the bed and a horrible smell hit me. I told my mom that I thought the cat had a case of the mudpaws (he's indoor/outdoor) so I wanted to catch him quickly. I smelled his feet and his fur and I couldn't find the smell. The whole time my mom is cracking up because I have this poor animal pinned down and smelling his feet. After I hung up the phone my wife says...."I farted".
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Keith Stone posted:Speaking of cattes, I was in the bedroom talking on the phone with my mom last night. My wife was doing something on the Ipad. My cat hopped up on the bed and a horrible smell hit me. I told my mom that I thought the cat had a case of the mudpaws (he's indoor/outdoor) so I wanted to catch him quickly. I smelled his feet and his fur and I couldn't find the smell. The whole time my mom is cracking up because I have this poor animal pinned down and smelling his feet. Whoa.... that's usually blamed on a dog, you have a wily wife
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Sep 3, 2014 15:03
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a shameful husband that can't distinguish his wife's farts
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SaltLick posted:a shameful husband that can't distinguish his wife's farts we don't all keep our lovers on a strict soylent diet so they have consistent odors pal i mean i do but not everyone does
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Spoiled Retarded  But awesome 
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smg77 posted:This game seems mean but I always do what GBS tells me to: Who are you people that can bring your cats outside and the cat does not immediately run as fast and as far as possible never to be seen again? I feel bad because our cat wants to go outside (he's been indoors his whole life) but I already know that if I let him out I will literally never see him again. Plus all the cars and poo poo.
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Who are you people that can bring your cats outside and the cat does not immediately run as fast and as far as possible never to be seen again? That reminds me of a story from back when we let our cats out. Our female white cat vanished for several days, and we were worried sick. Eventually, she came home, all covered in black grease. She had apparently been shut in someone's garage the whole time and huddled under their car for warmth.
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Who are you people that can bring your cats outside and the cat does not immediately run as fast and as far as possible never to be seen again? They are fat and lazy and don't really travel too far away from the food dish.
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Who are you people that can bring your cats outside and the cat does not immediately run as fast and as far as possible never to be seen again? does your cat just loving hate you or something? my cats love to go exploring but they arent loving stupid they know where the food is
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Sep 3, 2014 16:46
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Theparker posted:Spoiled that is one hosed up looking cat
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Who are you people that can bring your cats outside and the cat does not immediately run as fast and as far as possible never to be seen again? people that take care of cats the vet recommended that the first time i let mine outside id leave a tray of treats by the door so she had a reason to come back, like to remind her that i am the dude feeding her, worked for me
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newreply.php posted:people that take care of cats somebody literally stole my cat this way rear end in a top hat
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ethanol posted:somebody literally stole my cat this way rear end in a top hat My wife's cousin has a cat that would disappear for days at a time. Turns out their neighbor down the street thought they also had a cat that would disappear for days at a time. True story.
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Sep 3, 2014 17:36
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you're pretty loving stupid if you feed a cat that isn't yours unless you're 100 % sure it isn't homeless
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Moola posted:does your cat just loving hate you or something? newreply.php posted:people that take care of cats No I am just paranoid of a raccoon killing them or them getting hit by a car or some poo poo. Same goes for our dog. Perhaps they could easily find our home again but it's not exactly something we're willing to experiment with.
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Ekster posted:cats are ruthless predators that prey on small animals to sustain themselves, news at eleven my cats are ruthless predators that prey on kibble and also newspaper and grass
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Sep 3, 2014 17:51
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Cat woke up, but didn't stay awake long, so I don't feel bad.
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UnwiseTrout posted:Cat woke up, but didn't stay awake long, so I don't feel bad. Either way please apologize to your cat for me Bc of this thread PETA is getting out of hand in front of my house  Ya that just happened in my driveway and I'm really confused as to why
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Luvcow posted:apologize to your cat for me Only because burn marks from protesters immolating themselves must be a bitch to get out of concrete.
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I would love to wake up my cat, but I had to decide to let him sleep forever today because the neighbours poisoned him.
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Protocol7 posted:
poo poo my apologies to your catSo this just happened to my neighbors car bc of the thread protests  I'm scared to leave the house until this dies down, people are really pissed about me asking others to wake their cats, lesson learned
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Protocol7 posted:
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pathetic little tramp posted:I would love to wake up my cat, but I had to decide to let him sleep forever today because the neighbours poisoned him. Whelp.... Somehow they are blaming me for that poisoning  This is getting crazy here 
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Sep 3, 2014 18:39
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Wikipedia, a font of unquestionable truth, says that toxoplasmosis is more from eating unwashed veggies or raw and undercooked meat and there is no correlation to cat ownership it also apparently kills a shitload of otters
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Coldbird posted:Wikipedia, a font of unquestionable truth, says that toxoplasmosis is more from eating unwashed veggies or raw and undercooked meat and there is no correlation to cat ownership nah it's pretty much true; the only way to get it from cats is the cat would have to take a dump and it would have to still be warm and you'd press your fingers in it and proceed to eat the cat faeces also not all cats have toxoplasmosis anyway the whole scare started from pregnant women being told not change litter boxes while pregnant
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No cat would rest near the vacuum.
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 *knock knock*  gently caress you, human.
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