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The only time I felt engrossed was ironically in the very meta "game within a game" segments
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Again, you may look upon life as an unprofitable episode, disturbing the blessed calm of non-existence. And, in any case, even though things have gone with you tolerably well, the longer you live the more clearly you will feel that, on the whole, life is a disappointment, nay, a cheat. If two men who were friends in their youth meet again when they are old, after being separated for a life-time, the chief feeling they will have at the sight of each other will be one of complete disappointment at life as a whole; because their thoughts will be carried back to that earlier time when life seemed so fair as it lay spread out before them in the rosy light of dawn, promised so much — and then performed so little. This feeling will so completely predominate over every other that they will not even consider it necessary to give it words; but on either side it will be silently assumed, and form the ground-work of all they have to talk about. He who lives to see two or three generations is like a man who sits some time in the conjurer’s booth at a fair, and witnesses the performance twice or thrice in succession. The tricks were meant to be seen only once; and when they are no longer a novelty and cease to deceive, their effect is gone. Ocean Book fucked around with this message at 16:20 on May 18, 2015 |
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May 18, 2015 16:04
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Nice graphics, boring gameplay.
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May 18, 2015 16:16
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bradzilla posted:no you see the sequel starts 20 - 30 years into the game, the game's goal changes to making the sequel the best it can possibly be, and the sequel still doesn't take precedence over the original for another 30 - 50 years after that uhhh i would much rather not have a sequel. let's just work on improving the original game and releasing add-ons for the next 60 years.
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May 18, 2015 16:19
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from levels like 1-22 there are tons of fun quests but no good loot. from 22 on the quests suck but the loot gets better and better.
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May 18, 2015 16:26
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:from levels like 1-22 there are tons of fun quests but no good loot. from 22 on the quests suck but the loot gets better and better. eventually you marry a fat princess or go to prison and get hosed in the shower every day by bowser
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May 18, 2015 16:35
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Great mini-games, I swear I play those more than the main game.
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May 18, 2015 16:37
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Too many bugs.
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May 18, 2015 16:38
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Bug #1 Socks are definitely disappearing when I put them in the wash. Haven't been able to methodically replicate yet, but I'm positive this is happening. Lost one of a +5 business sock pair the other day that I paid a lot for; really peeves me!
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May 18, 2015 16:49
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Bug #2 testicle sag
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May 18, 2015 17:06
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A misanthrope posted:Bug #2 That's not a bug it's a feature.
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May 18, 2015 17:07
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Applewhite posted:That's not a bug it's a feature. *looks at the back of the box* well whaddya know
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May 18, 2015 17:09
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A misanthrope posted:uhhh i would much rather not have a sequel. let's just work on improving the original game and releasing add-ons for the next 60 years. Have you seen the end game content it's pretty loving grim.
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May 18, 2015 17:14
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mind the walrus posted:Have you seen the end game content it's pretty loving grim. 
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May 18, 2015 17:26
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Guys, remember that spending gold on vehicle upkeep is actually really essential. My girlfriend says she ignored the flashing spanner on her HUD and eventually crashed. She's now grinding "minimum wage" again which I hear is much worse since the "poo poo Boss" dlc was released.
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May 18, 2015 18:26
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do you mean writing a fluff piece giving it 9.8 because ad money is actually your paycheck or farting out a negative review as fast as possible in a desperate attempt at controlling the narrative or what, op
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May 18, 2015 18:59
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save and load functions critically broken, impede progress 0/10
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May 18, 2015 19:15
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As much as I appreciate the thoroughness of a Sim I really don't see the point in having to smell your own poo poo. It was funny at first but the whole process of eating only to poo poo it out later seems like a cheap way of creating a content cycle. It's just unnecessary micro management.
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May 18, 2015 20:14
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No story. The open world would be great if there weren't so many micro transactions. Wondering when I get to the first save point already so I can take a piss it's been like 25 levels. I mean you can't even pause this wtf
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May 18, 2015 20:49
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Fired this up again today to check it out after the new patch. As far as I can tell I completed all the daily quests, but didn't get any quest rewards. Game continues to be buggy horseshit, DO NOT PLAY
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May 19, 2015 06:12
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You can stick your dick into basically everything.
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It's impossible to win unless you roll good stats in the beginning.
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