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Fun puzzles, neat physics system, good world building. Wish there was a respec option. Too many unskippable cutscenes. 8/10
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This game is BULLSHIT. You can do everything right but still lose. 0/10
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May 17, 2015 23:53
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the motion controls are bullshit, i can't wall-jump worth a poo poo and the product-placement is over the top. 2/10
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May 17, 2015 23:53
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I've been at this for 30 years and I still haven't hit a single save point. If I screw up I am SO hosed
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May 17, 2015 23:54
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big problem with memory leaks. cant run for more than 16 or so hours at a time before crashing. too much time spent levelling up job skills and performing minigames. Veteran players report severe savegame corruption near the end of the game.
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May 17, 2015 23:57
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Crippled without DLC
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May 17, 2015 23:58
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can't play for more than 10 minutes without someone calling me a human being
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May 17, 2015 23:59
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been grinding levels for years
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May 17, 2015 23:59
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Distinct lack of multiple romantic options. Can only ever seem to "romance" with the player character themselves and not other NPCs
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May 18, 2015 00:00
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Can only play as a white male
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May 18, 2015 00:01
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Nomikos posted:Fun puzzles, neat physics system, good world building. Wish there was a respec option. Too many unskippable cutscenes. 8/10 funny original post, i chuckled, and i am going to vote your thread a 4
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May 18, 2015 00:03
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Broken economy that basically traps most players in a 9 to 5 grinding awful fetch quests so you can decorate your avatars apartment. Quite a bit of slowdown when driving. Looks very nice until you get up close. Level design is not intuitive. There are lots of diverging paths in theory, but most lead to a mixed bag co op mode called marriage and alcoholism.
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May 18, 2015 00:04
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Selected class as Rockstar but character is unable to progress past playing Aerosmith covers at a sports bar?
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May 18, 2015 00:05
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Jim Barris posted:This game is BULLSHIT. You can do everything right but still lose. 0/10 +1 
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May 18, 2015 00:06
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Despite the obvious balance issues and griefing, multiplayer is OK.
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May 18, 2015 00:07
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no way to "mute" the other players without buying DLC
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May 18, 2015 00:08
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I was listening to all the hype on the *chans and SA "i'm gay i'm gay OP is a human being post more traps with big dicks" yeah, yeah, i was interested. I did some research on cocksucking mechanics and it seemed fascinating. Fast forward to last week when I finally secured a big ol hog to suck on. It was a little weird at first but I really started to get a feel for it once i thought of it as a really big joystick i manipulate with my mouth. To be honest though it got kind of boring. I found myself extremely disappointed by the time I swallowed the load. Some so-called cocksuckers say there's an element of shame, well that wasn't there, it just seemed entirely over-rated. The guy liked it apparently and I'm going to try again next week. 4/10
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May 18, 2015 00:09
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playing a central african rogue-like. this poo poo is too hard
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May 18, 2015 00:09
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has anyone tested respawn?
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May 18, 2015 00:11
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Dumbass reviewers keep rating the game without even finishing the dammed thing
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May 18, 2015 00:13
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Too many God drat micro-transactions and a pay-2-win structure. Avatar creation has a bug where you can't change your facial features, unless, of course, you pay to do so.
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May 18, 2015 00:14
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90% of the map is a copy-paste of Carson city, Nevada
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May 18, 2015 00:15
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gary oldmans diary posted:has anyone tested respawn? A few people who chose the "psychic" and "medium" specs have tried over the years but so far no real word has been achieved for neither any kind-of afterlife level or respawn. Personally I think they're a myth some of the devs and elite players like to spread to casuals to get them to do dumb poo poo for amusement and loot. It's an interesting game overall but the social life is absolutely atrocious. Everyone takes the flair next to their names that you get for skill-building and job titles way too seriously and treat the low-level players like dogshit. The way your ability to function decays sharply as you get to higher levels needs a serious patch, the devs are way too reliant on Medic classes to keep punting that ball downfield.
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May 18, 2015 00:20
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How do I get to the next level, I'm stuck
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May 18, 2015 00:22
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smells very bad
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May 18, 2015 00:24
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Invaded by a bunch of 16 year olds shouting human being at the top of their lungs. Wouldn't even bother unless you like being shamed by pre teens.
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May 18, 2015 00:24
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I'm at level 31 already, and so far all of the nudity has been disappointing. 0/10 no waifu material.
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May 18, 2015 00:27
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leveling around 1-25 was really fun but i feel like the devs skimped out on the content after the mid-twenties. i hope there is a good end game
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May 18, 2015 00:29
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TEAYCHES posted:leveling around 1-25 was really fun but i feel like the devs skimped out on the content after the mid-twenties. i hope there is a good end game 25 - 30 is as close as you get to a respec, hope that help sand good luck !!!!
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May 18, 2015 00:30
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TEAYCHES posted:leveling around 1-25 was really fun but i feel like the devs skimped out on the content after the mid-twenties. i hope there is a good end game Chess game with raid boss Death
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May 18, 2015 00:30
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Must have been sleepwalking.
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May 18, 2015 00:37
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can't play as girl without going through difficult hurdles
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May 18, 2015 00:39
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Unskippable tutorial takes up over 20% of total maximum possible gameplay
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May 18, 2015 00:40
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Wtf my character just dies within minutes of starting the game. Keep getting error screen: Insufficient health care
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May 18, 2015 00:41
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The difficulty curve is also crazy. Even the kids born with the insane wealth backgrounds don't have a cakewalk, yet if you look at the curves some of the classes face by comparison they might as well be playing in an entirely different game altogether. This has the horrible effect where nobody is convinced they have it easy--cause they don't--yet all the top-tier players either deny or don't care how much worse it is at the bottom.
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May 18, 2015 00:41
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how is it a game if its barely interactive scrolling screen of text??
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May 18, 2015 00:42
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Also everyone stop telling me to try the praying method, it's just a urban legend made up by trolls to waste your time
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May 18, 2015 00:42
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only an autist would trudge through this monotony
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May 18, 2015 00:49
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not enough drops from enemy kills
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May 18, 2015 00:53
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there appear to be some serious bugs where if your character tries to ingest certain objects severe video corruption will occur
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