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Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Why yes I do.

The Japanese discovered health benefits of spending time in the woods. They call it shinrin-yoku (森林浴), or forest bathing [as often translated in English]. This isn't bathing in the hygienic sense, rather the sunbathing sense.

There are some pseudoscience explanations involving "minus ions", but also real brain science too.

Let's enjoy shinrin-yoku!

edit:
Here are some pictures from my last excursion.




Corky Romanovsky fucked around with this message at 11:35 on Aug 18, 2017

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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
I pee outside at least once a day. it satisfies an urge I cant quite identify

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

not only is grunting and getting sweaty in the woods good for you physiologically via the inhalation of alpha-Pinene, but as is stated in the ancient wisdom outlined in the kybalion there is a correspondence between the lower and higher worlds so in the same way that we are exhaling carbon dioxide and inhaling pinene rich oxygen so too are we expelling negative emotional energy and assimilating fresh, healthful tree energy so yeah you could say i enjoy it lol

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham

Zzulu posted:

There are no woods here op


Sweden is pretty much entirely woods, you just have to leave lovely Stockholm sometime to see them

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i live in the woods so yeah just call me Johnny Woodsman

edit: or not, that's not actually my name and I probably wouldn't realize you were talking to me, unless I happened to remember this post at the time

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
Last weekend I took my family hiking up a mountain trail in the woods. We found some nice Dutch people at the top. That's my story!

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
No, it takes several hours to drive to the nearest woods that aren't basically a oversized city park. No woods in this country.
The oversized city parks you are not allowed to leave the paths and on the weekends there are always dozens of people nearby to rat on you if you should ignore that rule. But then it's for the best because if you left the path you would soon realize the "forest" isn't more than a few hundred meters deep. It's wonderful.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



last night i met up with an ex who moved here to take a nice walk in the woods around the river. she's new to the city and i haven't been down there in awhile so it seemed like a nice opportunity to catch up. we picked our way over all the rocks and stuff to an island with paths when a giant thunderstorm hit, like shitloads of lightning and huge peals of thunder and everything started to flood. we like blindly groped our way across the rocks in the pouring rain and it ended up being super romantic and now i'm totally in again.

anyway, moral of the story is woods are good for romance

ed: here's a good pic of it coming in

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I was literally at a gay clothing optional 100 acre camp called The Woods in PA from thurs-fri and it was the gayest thing I've done aside from having sex with other men

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

Rutibex posted:

Yes OP I love smoking trees in the forest

Have you heard of the high elves

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Getting drunk in the woods is great

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Frog Act posted:

last night i met up with an ex who moved here to take a nice walk in the woods around the river. she's new to the city and i haven't been down there in awhile so it seemed like a nice opportunity to catch up. we picked our way over all the rocks and stuff to an island with paths when a giant thunderstorm hit, like shitloads of lightning and huge peals of thunder and everything started to flood. we like blindly groped our way across the rocks in the pouring rain and it ended up being super romantic and now i'm totally in again.

anyway, moral of the story is woods are good for romance

ed: here's a good pic of it coming in



LOL if you don't think she planned the whole thing, storm and all, to get you back 'in'

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Feb 11, 2007

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I cannot physically read the phrase "just go out into the woods" without adding "and smoke weed"

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Into the woods again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Zorodius posted:

I cannot physically read the phrase "just go out into the woods" without adding "and smoke weed"

a little weed and a few beers is the true camping experience. drink until you trip over a log and pass out

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Aesop Poprock posted:

I was literally at a gay clothing optional 100 acre camp called The Woods in PA from thurs-fri and it was the gayest thing I've done aside from having sex with other men

Mosquitoes on the nether regions? No thanks, pal. No way, no how.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I went to big trees a few weeks and there were a bunch of Mennonites there. At least I think they were mennonites I don't know anything about them but they had phones and were in California so they couldn't be Amish? It was a bizarre encounter in the woods. Full disclosure: we ate a fair amount of acid but the Mennonites were real.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

WatermelonGun posted:

I went to big trees a few weeks and there were a bunch of Mennonites there. At least I think they were mennonites I don't know anything about them but they had phones and were in California so they couldn't be Amish? It was a bizarre encounter in the woods. Full disclosure: we ate a fair amount of acid but the Mennonites were real.

If you tripped with Mennonites, I don't think they were actually Mennonites. Still cool, whoever they were.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

I.C. posted:

If you tripped with Mennonites, I don't think they were actually Mennonites. Still cool, whoever they were.

No the mennonites didn't eat acid with us. They appeared when we were hiking, like three full families of them.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

WatermelonGun posted:

No the mennonites didn't eat acid with us. They appeared when we were hiking, like three full families of them.

That makes more sense. I'm sure neither of you expected to see each other.

hypoallergenic cat breed
Dec 16, 2010

There's a little forest behind my apartment that I decided to go explore last weekend. It was fun until I sank up to my thighs in mud, had to pull myself out by grabbing onto some thorny rear end plants and scratched my arms all up. I'm glad I live inside.

Gungan Sex Toys
Jun 21, 2017
I can't go five minutes without making GBS threads in the woods. it's a serious problem.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

RaceBannon posted:

Mosquitoes on the nether regions? No thanks, pal. No way, no how.

I had to fight a green fly for my burger but that was the only bug related inconvenience none of them sucked blood out of my nutsack

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

In my youth I stashed some porn bartered from a friend for a reasonable amount of pogs in a fake floor cut out in a shack in the woods behind my house, and one day it was just gone.

It freaked me out, we lived way out in the country, and it was my neighbour's property back there but he was old as poo poo and never went near it.

Enemy Ace
Mar 14, 2006
"We stain the sky. We fight a war in heaven."
Of course I don't go into the woods. That is where a shitload of insects live.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
When I was 17 I was lured into the woods by a down syndrome man and raped.

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

When I was 17 I was lured into the woods by a down syndrome man and raped.

Actually, you raped him.

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