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Voltraine
Feb 8, 2017

by Smythe
Smoke a bowl out among your forty-foot elders and observe how time and man and happenstance have marred your local ecosystem.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
One of the idiot deers in my backyard woods got run over on my street.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I live in the goddamn woods because im a level 35 wood elf

SuperiorColliculus
Oct 31, 2011

Yes, op. It's v relaxing

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I sometimes come out of the woods and go through garbage

Jake Mustache
Feb 7, 2017

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Really makes cities seem like tiny little things.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i like to sometimes smoke a weed at the beach :)

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

EorayMel posted:

One of the idiot deers in my backyard woods got run over on my street.

That was me. The deer only got ran over after I sniped it from 300 yards with a Fealdun arrow. Apologies

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
The only woods are a drive in traffic and then deal with v limited parking which is real bad on the weekends

They are v nice when I can beat the traffic and crowds tho

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Rasta_Al posted:

I live in the goddamn woods because im a level 35 wood elf

seen any.......elves? o ho ho

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Yes OP I love smoking trees in the forest

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I live in the woods op

Caufman
May 7, 2007
I go there when I have something to hide from the authorities.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

I used to play in the woods all the time as a kid. One time I found some random porn buried out there. What part of the ecosystem is that?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

I used to play in the woods all the time as a kid. One time I found some random porn buried out there. What part of the ecosystem is that?

woods porn is a naturally occurring element across north america

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

i went into the woods without a flashlight and spent an hour trying to remember how to get home. i went in a real big circle and got home at 3am

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

i went into the woods without a flashlight and spent an hour trying to remember how to get home. i went in a real big circle and got home at 3am

jokes on you

youre actually still out there and are just having this dream

Voltraine
Feb 8, 2017

by Smythe

Chinatown posted:

i like to sometimes smoke a weed at the beach :)
Sand and surf, or human orderliness vs the teeming organic swell of nature; humans like to gather at boundary points - the not good Hitchhikers

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
It's a life I aspire to, OP

walgreenslatino fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Aug 16, 2017

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Rasta_Al posted:

That was me. The deer only got ran over after I sniped it from 300 yards with a Fealdun arrow. Apologies
Isn't Fealdun a brand of dildo?

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

About once a week I walk around in the woods just for the hell of it. Living in a rural area can be cool sometimes.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Yes. No further questions

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

i went into the woods without a flashlight and spent an hour trying to remember how to get home. i went in a real big circle and got home at 3am

I got lost in a 30x30 raspberry patch 50 feet from a trail in broad daylight once.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
There are no woods here op

you loving trash hillbilly peasant

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Zzulu posted:

There are no woods here op

you loving trash hillbilly peasant

your avatar disagrees ;-*

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Yes, but we call it the bush not the woods. You guys can enjoy exploring wood but I'll stick to exploring bush.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Very blessed here to have some great wilderness in the family.


Used to sit in an old deer stand overlooking a marsh. I'd bring a book, a camera and joint. I'd get there one or two hours before sunset and keep still, as to kind of join in with the routine of the animals. I'd have deer right under me, coyotes without a clue. My favorite was a barred owl, whose call scared the poo poo out of me at first.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I got lost in a 30x30 raspberry patch 50 feet from a trail in broad daylight once.

i got lost in a corn maze when i was 10 but i was under five feet and maybe 90 pounds so i pushed through gaps in the walls and my family was none the wiser

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I go out into the woods a lot and I am always happy there.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I got lost in a 30x30 raspberry patch 50 feet from a trail in broad daylight once.

why bother leaving? just stay put and eat raspberries

naem
May 29, 2011

I miss the woods

Also I hope Elder scrolls six comes out soon and is good

Eela6
May 25, 2007
Shredded Hen

Voltraine posted:

Smoke a bowl out among your forty-foot elders and observe how time and man and happenstance have marred your local ecosystem.

We've got chaparelle here, not woods, but yeah, all the time.

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
My family owns a good bit of land near a National Park, but I haven't been able to enjoy it since I moved

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

As a bear I can confirm that I do in fact poo poo in the woods

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
hosed my girlfriend at the time in the woods.

All in all, wasn't a bad experience.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Out in the woods op

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Rasta_Al posted:

That was me. The deer only got ran over after I sniped it from 300 yards with a Fealdun arrow. Apologies

if you are a wood elf how big is your dick

if you are a wood elf lady also how big is your dick

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Only to find old porno mags from the late 70's/early 80's.

E: beaten.

Seriously though, a whole loving freezer with nothing but huge bush pornos was the coolest thing when your 10 and it's the early 90's.

Mental Hospitality fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Aug 16, 2017

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toucan dan
May 18, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
lost my virginity in the woods, they'll always hold a place in my heart

unlike my ex

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