|
Smarmy Coworker posted:i like todd but i also like to poo poo on him its called being tsundere
|
# ? Feb 16, 2014 15:47 |
|
|
# ? May 25, 2024 16:14 |
|
this feels like a clip from the office or something
|
# ? Feb 16, 2014 15:53 |
|
rainy day posted:the only thing this has in common with tes games is the lore which is a terrible reason to buy a game since tes lore is boring as poo poo and apparently they even hosed that up Actually TES has some seriously kick rear end lore. The whole universe including afterlife realms and whatever else are incredibly thoroughly and vividly detailed, and there's all kinds of interesting characters, sociopolitical poo poo happening, subterfuge, and greek tragedy level stuff that goes on all the time. Hell the universe even has Chim. The problem is that there has never been an Elder Scrolls game that has even remotely come close to being as good as the lore, Morrowind included. Basically the Elder Scrolls series has Warhammer 40K Syndrome. GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Feb 17, 2014 |
# ? Feb 17, 2014 20:53 |
|
GreatGreen posted:Actually TES has some seriously kick rear end lore. The whole universe including afterlife realms and whatever else are incredibly thoroughly and vividly detailed, and there's all kinds of interesting characters, sociopolitical poo poo happening, subterfuge, and greek tragedy level stuff that goes on all the time. Hell the universe even has Chim. tes lore is really good. for a videogame. also you're right in that its basically not in any of the games so i guess its not actually videogame lore
|
# ? Feb 17, 2014 20:59 |
|
GreatGreen posted:Actually TES has some seriously kick rear end lore. The whole universe including afterlife realms and whatever else are incredibly thoroughly and vividly detailed, and there's all kinds of interesting characters, sociopolitical poo poo happening, subterfuge, and greek tragedy level stuff that goes on all the time. Hell the universe even has Chim. skyrim: hey lets hire a bunch of good writers to write us an epic and then get some unpaid interns to write the dialogue and quest lines we can hire another voice actor with the money saved!!
|
# ? Feb 17, 2014 21:14 |
|
GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:skyrim: hey lets hire a bunch of good writers to write us an epic and then get some unpaid interns to write the dialogue and quest lines
|
# ? Feb 18, 2014 19:37 |
|
Is there a "Lusty Argonian Maid" questline?
|
# ? Feb 18, 2014 19:56 |
|
Fried Watermelon posted:Is there a "Lusty Argonian Maid" questline? you meet the author in morrowind iirc
|
# ? Feb 18, 2014 21:47 |
|
Fried Watermelon posted:Is there a "Lusty Argonian Maid" questline?
|
# ? Feb 18, 2014 21:55 |
|
Has there ever been another example of the triplefuck full priced upfront, monthly sub with cash shop from day one mmo? Quadruplefuck if lifetime sub is an option? Those poor, poor gamers. An exploited minority.
|
# ? Feb 18, 2014 22:00 |
|
lol apparently broteam got banned from twitch for streaming (and making fun of) eso even though the NDA is no longer in effect.
|
# ? Feb 19, 2014 06:34 |
|
twitched banned my friend for posting a drawing of zeus's dick on his stream
|
# ? Feb 19, 2014 06:36 |
|
Dexters Secret posted:elder scrolls combat has been historically terrible. but it oozes charm, puts you in a bigass world to explore, has a lot of hilarious glitches, and makes you feel important God! Elder Scrolls combat is so retarded. I've never been able to finish an elder scrolls game... I mean had great story, heaps of side quest blah blah blah but drat I need some great combat to keep me hooked.
|
# ? Feb 19, 2014 20:48 |
|
Dredrum posted:God! Elder Scrolls combat is so retarded. I've never been able to finish an elder scrolls game... I mean had great story, heaps of side quest blah blah blah but drat I need some great combat to keep me hooked.
|
# ? Feb 19, 2014 20:56 |
|
Crazy Ted posted:I'm nerding myself but I liked the combat in Neverwinter Nights. im a huge fan of "click target, sit back for awhile as you lob misses at each other every 6 seconds because you only control one guy" too
|
# ? Feb 19, 2014 20:58 |
|
Lol if your dagger doesn't hit at 1000x a minute and drain souls/life force
|
# ? Feb 19, 2014 21:46 |
|
01011001 posted:im a huge fan of "click target, sit back for awhile as you lob misses at each other every 6 seconds because you only control one guy" too
|
# ? Feb 19, 2014 21:53 |
|
https://www.wowhead.com/npc=50952
|
# ? Feb 21, 2014 07:13 |
|
I guess everyone stopped posting here because they're having such great fun with the game
|
# ? Feb 24, 2014 03:46 |
|
Don Tacorleone posted:I guess everyone stopped posting here because they're having such great fun with the game No they went to go play morrowind which is still better in every conceivable way
|
# ? Feb 24, 2014 04:16 |
|
New beta test this weekend guys! (although I won't be playing it, 'cos I uninstalled the whole thing after being utterly unimpressed with the previous beta test)
|
# ? Feb 26, 2014 17:55 |
|
Yeah I saw an invite in my inbox and laughed and laughed, then closed my inbox. (I'm not worried about saying this openly and people pm'ing me for the key because lol)
|
# ? Feb 26, 2014 19:10 |
|
Like someone cleverer than me said in this very thread: if I can't even be bothered to play it for free, i'm sure as hell not going to pay a monthly fee to play it.
|
# ? Feb 26, 2014 19:14 |
|
Someone play it and stream so i can point and laugh tia.
|
# ? Feb 27, 2014 00:33 |
|
kingcom posted:Someone play it and stream so i can point and laugh tia.
|
# ? Mar 1, 2014 06:20 |
|
unfortunately I just moved and the internet hasn't been hooked up yet so I wont be able to stream this weekend. if anyone wants an invite (lol) tho hit me up
|
# ? Mar 1, 2014 06:23 |
|
kingcom posted:Someone play it and stream so i can point and laugh tia. Yo, nerds stream this turd
|
# ? Mar 1, 2014 06:34 |
|
I'll find someone to stream it tomorrow. We got about 5 or 6 people who can enter pvp now.
|
# ? Mar 1, 2014 06:40 |
|
I got a beta invite. I am definitely not paying for this poo poo. You start in a WoW-looking area and then go to more WoW looking areas with WoW-looking versions of the TES races and a bunch of dumb WoW quests. This is just a lovely generic MMO with TES's setting pasted on, except it mostly just shits all over the setting instead of being anything like it.
|
# ? Mar 2, 2014 00:10 |
|
I took a look at a stream of ESO today and everything seems to be in coloured in different shades of brown. Coincidentally it is the colour of poop.
|
# ? Mar 2, 2014 00:12 |
|
Agrajag posted:I took a look at a stream of ESO today and everything seems to be in coloured in different shades of brown. Coincidentally it is the colour of poop. It can't even disguise it's shittiness
|
# ? Mar 2, 2014 00:25 |
|
is the draw distance still rear end? or will it only be improved in the magical day1 patch
|
# ? Mar 2, 2014 01:41 |
|
CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:is the draw distance still rear end? or will it only be improved in the magical day1 patch Nah dont worry day 1 magic patch will make it the number one mmo guaranteed. You should probably buy the lifetime subscription now.
|
# ? Mar 2, 2014 02:11 |
|
CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:is the draw distance still rear end? or will it only be improved in the magical day1 patch Under normal circumstances, the draw distance is perfectly fine. The issues with it were either some sort of bug, or people confusing weather-based fog with distance-culling fog. During clear weather and with long lines of sight, the draw distance pretty much extends to the map edges.
|
# ? Mar 2, 2014 02:12 |
|
CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:is the draw distance still rear end? or will it only be improved in the magical day1 patch A week ago they released a huge list of patch notes (which included "fixing thousands of quest bugs"), and then they launched this new beta event without the new patch. So if it was rear end before, it's rear end now.
|
# ? Mar 2, 2014 02:23 |
|
kingcom posted:Nah dont worry day 1 magic patch will make it the number one mmo guaranteed. You should probably buy the lifetime subscription now. Best to get in on the ground floor it only goes up up up upon release.
|
# ? Mar 2, 2014 02:23 |
|
is the FOV really locked to 60 if you run around in first person? goddamn thats pathetic
|
# ? Mar 2, 2014 03:18 |
|
CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:is the FOV really locked to 60 if you run around in first person? goddamn thats pathetic Hahahahahaha Well hey if that's the case just pick up the console vers... oh right. God if that's true what a bunch of loving idiot devs.
|
# ? Mar 2, 2014 03:59 |
|
lol 60
|
# ? Mar 2, 2014 04:03 |
|
|
# ? May 25, 2024 16:14 |
|
My draw distance is still poo poo. And it rains constantly in cyrodill where I took those photos so it may just be fog all the time.
|
# ? Mar 2, 2014 04:18 |