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I'd think O'Brien would put his phaser on overload. Take out a few decks/habitat rings with him.
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Transport the the warp core into the bridge imo
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I came here instead of the Al Borland redemption thread because Miles is a more likeable character with a better plot line.
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I lived through more poo poo than any other person on this station and I still get no respect. But I do get Keiko rear end.
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When she isn't planetside for months on end of course.
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Then you get Holo-Keiko, its just like the real thing only programmed to be more frigid because Quark is a tool of the writers
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im sure this has been explained in the thread but who is miles obrien
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ArtIsResistance posted:im sure this has been explained in the thread but who is miles obrien Some slob, you don't need to worry about him.
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ArtIsResistance posted:im sure this has been explained in the thread but who is miles obrien The Star Trek universe's buttmonkey. That's all you need to know
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There are a lot of self-hating miles o briefs in here
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ArtIsResistance posted:im sure this has been explained in the thread but who is miles obrien Wasn't he one of the little people?
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Arkanomen posted:Wasn't he one of the little people? yes he was 
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Simstim posted:yes he was Computer load KiekoGiantessIreland.exe and disengage safety protocols. I hope that little poo poo Quark has a mop. Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Nov 6, 2014 |
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what is the context of this gif, aside from Miles drinks whiskey for breakfast?
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Professor Shark posted:what is the context of this gif, aside from Miles drinks whiskey for breakfast? bitch stepped to the O man
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Professor Shark posted:what is the context of this gif, aside from Miles drinks whiskey for breakfast? Dax had just uncovered evidence that everything on the station works just fine, Cardie technology is build to last and Miles is faking all his 'work'
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Was that the one were they accidentally pick up an artifact with the psychic echoes of a civilization that destroyed itself in a paranoid freakout? Everyone gets involved in a huge plot against each other while Sisko goes nuts in his office building some weird alien music box. I like to think the O' Brien you see in that episode is the real O'Brien, the one he keeps just under the surface.
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No, O'Brien is a simple man incapable of such conceit. The universe just shits on him. And he just keeps fixing the leaks.
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Shoehead posted:Everyone gets involved in a huge plot against each other while Sisko goes nuts in his office building some weird alien music box. It's...a clock! Also am I remembering wrong or was there a TOS episode with pretty much the same premise?
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Dax scanned the "problem" decks today and couldn't find any Cardassian vole colonies in the conduits. I swore up and down they had to be somewhere, because how else can you explain constantly frayed and melted wires requiring a one-man patch job that takes roughly four to five hours? Down where that odd EMP pulse is so strong it's hard for communicators to work? I asked her if she had any ideas or theories because I sure as hell didn't, but I did offer to go back down tomorrow and check again, this time more thoroughly. I should probably stop by Garak's before I do and give him a piece of my mind. I specifically asked for one male and one female, dammit! Even a spoonhead should be able to tell the difference and he's supposed to be one of the smarter ones! Should have just left it to one of Quark's slimy relatives. Next time, I guess. Howard Beale fucked around with this message at 07:34 on Nov 7, 2014 |
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After DS9, O'Brien goes back to Earth to teach at Starfleet Academy. And by teach, I mean he's the new janitor.
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Automatic Slim posted:After DS9, O'Brien goes back to Earth to teach at Starfleet Academy. And by teach, I mean he's the new janitor. He is the teacher who does that simulated explosion test. Only it uses real explosives. And the students never rescue him.
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*smokes a blunt in the jefferies tube* "Heh, welcome to the Miles high club."
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skasion posted:It's...a clock! probably, there was also a similar Enterprise episode where everyone gets OCD from a black hole and Tucker becomes obsessed with making the Captain's chair as comfortable as possible
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"Well time to get home and give the missus some miles O' Miles, if you get me, cheers!" He turns to leave the room, for a moment the mask of glumly cheerful Miles O' Brien feels like it's about to crack. Bravely he continues on home, he knows Keiko no longer loves him, if, indeed she ever did love him. Her silent stares over replicated dinner were enough to tip his suspicion but the messages from Bashir sealed them. Still he marches home, a coldness in his heart but a warmth in his smile for whoever he'd meet on the way. No one would know his pain, the empty throb of something that died a long time ago when he saw his first friend disintegrate on the end of a Cardassi beam, a billion miles away from Killarney. Briefly he smiles, a rare genuine smile, remembering the look in that Cardie's eyes when he took his revenge. His trench knife wet, 4 inches deep and lodged in bone. Young Miles O' Brien had closed his eyes then, and something else opened theirs. He still had the knife, kept from his wife of course, in case she counted the notches..in case she noticed the tally growing.. "Molly" he'd named her, and she had tasted blood many, many times. Her hunger, like his was deep, so very deep and so seldomly filled lately. Miles takes a moment in the hallway to wipe the bead of saliva that had drooled down his chin. He'd let the mask drop again, lost in happy memories, but only for a moment. He fixes his face into his usual unimpressed grimace, well rehearsed and looks around. "Home already!" He rasped as he reaches for the door controls, feeling something wet. In his hand the blood begins to seep into his pores, rivers in the cracks of his palms. He lets the giddy rush wash over him, he savours it for a moment before activating his comm badge, smearing blood across it. It was fitting. "O'Brien to Bashir!" He lets his lack of control work the edge of panic into his voice. "Get to my quarters, Julian! Something awful's happened!" He smiles and enters his quarters and finds them how he left them. The hunk of meat on the floor that used to be human now empty. He would get away with this, he'd gotten good at it. His knees make a wet noise as they hit the floor, more waves hitting him as he cradles what used to be a head. He is content though, both Mollys are safe and hidden from this scene. He WOULD get away with it, until the next time.
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Shoehead posted:"Well time to get home and give the missus some miles O' Miles, if you get me, cheers!" Okay Stephen King, this is the "itt you are Miles O'Brien" thread... THIS is how you do it: Professor Shark posted:I'm Miles and my wife is a harpy bitch OH poo poo MY SHOULDER oh God I wish Kira would suck me
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Shoehead posted:"Well time to get home and give the missus some miles O' Miles, if you get me, cheers!" goldmine
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Professor Shark posted:Okay Stephen King, this is the "itt you are Miles O'Brien" thread... THIS is how you do it: How did I forget his shoulder!? gently caress it all gas the poo poo out of this thread
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Shoehead posted:How did I forget his shoulder!? gently caress it all gas the poo poo out of this thread Pretty sure he just fixed it by using a teleporter to give himself two right shoulders?
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First week on the ship and I came in late to Captain Picard giving a casual talk to all of us about how his homeland shaped and influenced cultural directions of all of Europe in all sorts of ways. It was pretty informal, everyone was having a good time, so I joked with him about, "Well, one thing the English couldn't change was to get the Irish to roll over and give up our accents like they did the French, could they?" . . . Why didn't anyone tell me the Captain was French?! I hope this doesn't derail my career in any way...
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Shoehead posted:Something awful's happened! 
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Hector Beerlioz posted:*smokes a blunt in the jefferies tube* *chuckles to self*
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Why is everyone acting like I'm a dick for wanting to shoot down the plane? It just crashed in the middle of Las Vegas, no way that killed less than a hundred people.
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Dax does a great impersonation of Irishman's Wife
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Lord of Pie posted:Dax does a great impersonation of Irishman's Wife *nag nag nag nag* *SLAP* *Looks back over shoulder for the British*
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Stardate 52500 I killed again, and this time, not a cardie. Sisko and Bashir were transported to Earth's past because of a build up of chronitons on the Defiant's hull prior to initiating their transport to Earth. We quickly discovered that we could control this effect, so I began the search for them alone, Kira joined me later on. Most of the transports were uneventful, but one will always stick with me. I was transported to the back of a library parking lot in Maryland, in front of three teenagers, all smoking weed. A girl and two guys. The girl got up and yelled at me. Suddenly I snapped, and found my arms around her neck. The guys were too high to do anything, I brushed their limp-wristed attacks off. I choked the life out of her, I knew it was wrong, and temporally dangerous, but I couldn't stop myself. I dropped her limp body on the ground, and transported back to the Defiant. I will always wonder about the two boys, though nobody would ever believe their story. I had to do it, in her eyes, I saw Keiko. Sardonik fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Nov 28, 2014 |
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