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Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Trashboys.

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silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Holy poo poo what a lovely defense.

Reject
Nov 4, 2002
we scored a goal at home so gently caress y'all it's a win

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Hoover Dam posted:

CHRISTOPHER WILLARD TIERNEY
RARRRRRR! THE LIONS!!!

I can't believe I heard that

DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL
Go Quakes, Boo Rapids.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Crazy Ted posted:

RARRRRRR! THE LIONS!!!

Eelface
Jul 23, 2002

Were the ratings that bad on regular Univision that they moved it to the subscription Univision Sports? Sucks not being able to watch your local team

Reject
Nov 4, 2002
please god don't give up another goal in stoppage time

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Eelface posted:

Were the ratings that bad on regular Univision that they moved it to the subscription Univision Sports? Sucks not being able to watch your local team
What service do you have? Univision Deportes is part of the free Spanish-language group on my cable provier.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




It's not part of the medium tier of FIOS here in MA.

Eelface
Jul 23, 2002

Crazy Ted posted:

What service do you have? Univision Deportes is part of the free Spanish-language group on my cable provier.

It's Comcast also my Mom is in Denver and said it's been pouring all day; so not expecting much from the Quakes

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

silvergoose posted:

It's not part of the medium tier of FIOS here in MA.
I should have figured you were in New England since people get hosed for pretty much any kind of service there.

Reject
Nov 4, 2002
lol @ collin headbutting his own teammate and then kissing it to make it feel better

Reject
Nov 4, 2002
orlando - makin' ties feel like wins

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

CHEWIE!!! WE'RE GOING BACK HOME!!!

Seriously what the gently caress are these Mexican guys on

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

Reject posted:

orlando - makin' ties feel like wins

You'll be hearing from Portland's lawyers about that copyright infringement.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

DR AIDS posted:

You'll be hearing from Portland's lawyers about that copyright infringement licensing fees.

There you go.

Mike Toole
Apr 9, 2001

WE ARE GOING BACK!!

Crazy Ted posted:

RARRRRRR! THE LIONS!!!

That result felt like a loss. On the other hand, both Revs goals came from huge defensive mistakes, whereas Orlando's goals came from patient buildup play. (You could see the first one coming for like 20 minutes, ahhhhg.) So it could've been worse.

The streak lives, though!

DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL
Oh my god, these english announcers are disasters.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

DoHimJob posted:

Oh my god, these english announcers are disasters.
I'm pretty sure that the Mexican announcers are on cocaine, and the American announcers are on meth given how fast they talk.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
COL-SJ stated out as a soccer game, but I have a feeling it's going to end as a game of water polo.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
It's amazing how Friday night games get completely hosed by the insanely awful broadcasts.

Mike Toole
Apr 9, 2001

WE ARE GOING BACK!!
ahhh, nothin like Friday nights on UniMAS/Deportes and the flood of "I'M NOT WATCHING THIS IN SPANISH WHY IS IT IN SPANISH HOW DOES SAP WORK CAN WE SYNC THIS UP WITH THE RADIO" shouts. no hablas espanol?? por que noooo :(

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Mike Toole posted:

ahhh, nothin like Friday nights on UniMAS/Deportes and the flood of "I'M NOT WATCHING THIS IN SPANISH WHY IS IT IN SPANISH HOW DOES SAP WORK CAN WE SYNC THIS UP WITH THE RADIO" shouts. no hablas espanol?? por que noooo :(

Soccer was meant to be in Spanish, I don't care what the English think

DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL
"San Jose doing a good job possessing the ball, the white bullet."

:aaaaa:

EDIT: Oh drat! Nice little move by Wondo there for that goal!!

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Wondo loving owns

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Wondo gonna Wondo

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

DoHimJob posted:

"San Jose doing a good job possessing the ball, the white bullet."

:aaaaa:

EDIT: Oh drat! Nice little move by Wondo there for that goal!!

Both of these things are true. I can't believe that was said. INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

and Wondo is ridiculously cool as a finisher. The Quakes are so much more likeable when there's less Gordon/Lenhart.

DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Both of these things are true. I can't believe that was said. INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

and Wondo is ridiculously cool as a finisher. The Quakes are so much more likeable when there's less Gordon/Lenhart.

Good news! Gordon is gone and I strongly believe Lenhart to be dead.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

Your Boy Fancy posted:

and Wondo is ridiculously cool as a finisher.

Well, not always.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Good lord Rapids don't just stand there while they boss you, pretend you give a gently caress


DR AIDS posted:

Well, not always.

In the league. Not in the world.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
Half-time talk for the Rapids now includes the suicide hotline on speaker.

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Is Bingham as great as he has seemed the last few matches or are MLS attackers just that bad

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
No the Rapids have literally nobody who can finish. We are in the process of importing hopefully two guys who have actually kicked a ball into the net once or twice.

Conartist
Aug 15, 2004
Yay, Orlando didn't lose at home! One day the team will win at home and i'll be really happy.

DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL
Welp. Goonies got goonied.

If you're gonna punch that one, you gotta hit it wayyyy further than that.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Oh hey, James Riley is still alive

edit: drat, this game got good in stoppage time

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 05:14 on May 9, 2015

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Tough draw to swallow, I don't know why quakes could not clear for literally loving 10 minutes

Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009
we are so loving boring holy poo poo

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plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
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