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Pornographic Memory posted:personally, i'm a french toast man Pancakes and Waffles all the way. And loads of sausages. Bring me that gabagool right here.
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I guess the Wings - Canes game got cancelled because the ice is hosed
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Thufir posted:I guess the Wings - Canes game got cancelled because the ice is hosed Give the Wings two points for a forfeit, but make them fire the general manager
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Who the gently caress eats pastries for breakfast? Also, who hosed up in Carolina?
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Thufir posted:I guess the Wings - Canes game got cancelled because the ice is hosed Said in the GDT, bet the ice is still better than Barclay's.
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JoelJoel posted:Who the gently caress eats pastries for breakfast?
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I'm not normally a breakfast man, but if I do indulge, it's a bacon, egg, and cheese on an egg everything bagel. Other breakfasts are just ways to ask the question "why?" For myself, anyway.![]() Gosh, golly gee, really? I can watch this game for free?! Ya mean it, mister? Rotten Cookies fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Dec 20, 2016 |
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uncle Gary is generous it would seem
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the flyers could forfeit every shootout and the results would be no different
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The Flyers are now 50% in the shootout this year
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https://twitter.com/NYP_Brooksie/status/810970620112543744 FFFFFFFFUUUUCCCKKKK
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Uhhh, as a 90s and early 00s watcher, can someone tell me how Jagr is still loving playing?
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MOVIE MAJICK posted:Uhhh, as a 90s and early 00s watcher, can someone tell me how Jagr is still loving playing? The style he plays is less body destroying than others, and also drugs. So many drugs.
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the blood of the elder gods flows through his veins.
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Preservatives. He ate a LOT of twinkies and cereals and processed meats as a young, developing mullet.
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it's his giant rear end
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the fact that he's a bachelor probably helps a lot since he doesn't have to worry about spending time with a wife and kids and can spend all that extra time and energy training also he probably has to keep playing under pain of death to pay back gambling debts
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I saw him on my tv screen and thought it was some weird throwback retired player game
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Levitate posted:it's his giant rear end I have heard more than a few commentators say this and it is my favorite thing E: there's a lot of truth to it, he's strong as hell in his core and legs and glutes, but yeah summed up he got a big rear end and it's still tough as hell to get him off the puck
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Jagr reportedly has a ridiculously intense routine he does every day to stay in shape, and is frequently at the training facility by himself. He's at the age where you don't work out to get stronger, you work out just to try and tread water and stop getting weaker.
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He's done a hell of a job to stay relatively uninjured throughout his career too.
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Also apparently a lot of sex with models.
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grack posted:Also apparently a lot of sex with models. He drank from the fountain of youth. DuhSal fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Dec 20, 2016 |
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You're leaving out the most important part that she and her boyfriend were trying to blackmail him, but he just took the nookie and told them to get bent.
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^^^^^^^ whoa whoa whoa back this thread up desire to know more just intensified. ^^^^^^^
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Some woman took a picture of Jagr sleeping in bed next to her and she was all "pay me or else I'll release this photo to the public!" and he was all "so what I don't give a poo poo"
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Fateo McMurray posted:Some woman took a picture of Jagr sleeping in bed next to her and she was all "pay me or else I'll release this photo to the public!" and he was all "so what I don't give a poo poo" that's seriously exactly it, it was amazing
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Here's my favorite Jagr oddity: His rookie card. This jersey? Back. This hat style? Back. Jags? Still here, baby.
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Fateo McMurray posted:Some woman took a picture of Jagr sleeping in bed next to her and she was all "pay me or else I'll release this photo to the public!" and he was all "so what I don't give a poo poo" Just went and looked it up - A: huh wow that really wasn't all that long ago and B: hahahahaha that's rad.
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![]() This is my favorite thing. Jagr owns and played through three goddamn lockouts because the NHL is dumb.
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Blues are 4-6 this month and 2 of those wins came against a bad New Jersey team. Tick tock, can't wait for Mike Yeo to take over ![]() Looks like there's a plan to move forward, though https://twitter.com/jprutherford/status/811063927186620416
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Wasn't the kicker that the woman's boyfriend grew up idolizing Jagr?
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I keep forgetting PFTC is a Caps fan https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/811071617522667520
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man, drai's gonna get paid so much on his next contract ![]()
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Wasn't the kicker that the woman's boyfriend grew up idolizing Jagr? yes and he was also on the czech national team ![]()
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![]() As long as he keeps scoring, he should keep playing. And IIRC they were asking for basically pocket change and Jagr was like, lol don't care.
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$2000. Which just makes it more hilarious that he said no because he could have paid without blinking.
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I'm pretty sure it wasn't her trying to blackmail him with the pic. But who the gently caress tries to blackmail a lifelong bachelor? Didn't anyone else learn this from playing Crime Fighter back in the days of DOS?
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fits posted:man, drai's gonna get paid so much on his next contract Would you rather he was a 40pt player and the Oilers were still awful?
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Overwined posted:$2000. Which just makes it more hilarious that he said no because he could have paid without blinking. I'm pretty sure at one point he declared bankruptcy or at least it was heavily rumored that he lost most of his early career earnings through gambling
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