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Does anyone have some hot gameplay tips? I clicked the cookie a whole bunch and now I don't know what to do next.
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Sep 6, 2013 03:01
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The Duggler posted:I've been using this, some scripts will mutli-click golden cookies but this won't. bef gave this: setInterval(function() {if(Game.goldenCookie.life > 0)Game.goldenCookie.click();}, 100); and it works fine for me. Auto clicks golden and red cookies.
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Sep 6, 2013 03:09
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Blast of Confetti posted:Does anyone have some hot gameplay tips? I clicked the cookie a whole bunch and now I don't know what to do next. Click more cookies. Buy more grandmas. Never stop.
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Sep 6, 2013 03:09
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So now I'm getting 10,000,000 cookies a second and all I can do is buy super expensive upgrades and time machines at this point. What else can I do?
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Sep 6, 2013 03:30
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Cameron posted:So now all I can do is buy super expensive upgrades and time machines at this point. What else can I do? You can click the cookie. FOREVER.
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Sep 6, 2013 03:32
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Cameron posted:So now I'm getting 10,000,000 cookies a second and all I can do is buy super expensive upgrades and time machines at this point. What else can I do? Die.
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Sep 6, 2013 03:33
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Oblivion4568238 posted:So I have, for the time being, taken the Pledge, just to see where things went. The cascade is returned, the news is normal... but is it really? I know they are still there. Though appeased, did they really retreat from the world? Or are they just presenting a vision of normalcy to me? They keep saying "You could have stopped it," but aren't they the cause in the end? You could have just never bought any grandmas ever during the game. Its your fault.
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Sep 6, 2013 03:37
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Are the kitten worker upgrades worth it or should I just focus on getting more time machines?
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Sep 6, 2013 04:11
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The kittens are pretty amazing. I'm sorry if this is a dumb question, but how are those golden cookie clicking scripts supposed to work? Are they for a particular program? I'm definitely missing something.
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Sep 6, 2013 04:18
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Wittgen posted:I'm sorry if this is a dumb question, but how are those golden cookie clicking scripts supposed to work? Are they for a particular program? I'm definitely missing something. You need to put it into the web console in your browser. In Chrome, just right click anywhere and select Inspect Element. In the tab that comes up, click on Console and copy/paste the line of code in there. Other browsers should be similar.
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Sep 6, 2013 04:19
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They are in javascript which is what Cookie Clicker is written in. Basically interval(<function>, <period of time in seconds>) will call that function after the period is over. The function checks to see if a golden cookie is active in a couple various ways and if so, forces a click to occur on it.
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Sep 6, 2013 04:20
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Cameron posted:Are the kitten worker upgrades worth it or should I just focus on getting more time machines? Kittens incredibly improve the effectiveness of milk, which itself becomes more effective the more achievements you have. Definitely do it.
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Sep 6, 2013 04:20
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Cameron posted:Are the kitten worker upgrades worth it or should I just focus on getting more time machines? They're worth it the more milk you have. You get milk from Achievements. Go to your stats and scroll down to the Achievements. Just above them is your milk production. You get milk(0-99%), chocolate milk(100-199%) and raspberry milk(200-???&). The higher the % the more it's worth to you.
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Sep 6, 2013 04:20
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Thank you. I got to learn something new and make more cookies. There is nothing greater.
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Sep 6, 2013 04:24
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SilverSliver posted:They're worth it the more milk you have. You get milk from Achievements. Go to your stats and scroll down to the Achievements. Just above them is your milk production. You get milk(0-99%), chocolate milk(100-199%) and raspberry milk(200-???&). The higher the % the more it's worth to you. I think you mean blood.
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Sep 6, 2013 04:40
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The Iron Rose posted:I think you mean blood. We don't scare them off this early dude. GeezUS. That's it. I'm telling the Grannies. No loving way I'm getting in poo poo for your snafu. 
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Sep 6, 2013 04:43
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The Iron Rose posted:I think you mean blood. No, it's raspberry milk. Europeans are weird like that. (It was actually Raspberry juice before)
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Sep 6, 2013 04:57
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Hey so if you resize your browser window down, the golden/red cookies will still appear on whatever amount of window space you designate, if you want to make it easier to see them when they appear. They won't appear off screen somewhere in the game. Kind of not worth it though... as you can not as easily watch your numbers go up that way.
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Sep 6, 2013 05:04
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   Gotta get those time machines
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Sep 6, 2013 05:11
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Wrist Watch posted:
That there is a virgin cookie. Wassamatta you?! 
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Sep 6, 2013 05:45
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Wrist Watch posted:
How about get everything without getting the cheating cookie? You disappoint me.
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Sep 6, 2013 06:00
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Mordiceius posted:How about get everything without getting the cheating cookie? You disappoint me. That's not 100% then
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Mordiceius posted:How about get everything without getting the cheating cookie? You disappoint me. This is without cheating any cookies. I reset from ~600 million per second when someone posted about there being other shadow achievements for doing so with a billion/trillion cookies. Ironically, I had to cheat to get the cheating one. I kept trying to cheat myself a single cookie or something but it kept making my cookie count NaN so I had to just put the achievement in manually. So technically, it's even more legit since I was too incompetent to figure out how to spawn any cookies in the first place. SilverSliver posted:That there is a virgin cookie. Wassamatta you?! Had to get True Neverclick.
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Sep 6, 2013 06:06
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I refuse to merge my grandmothers minds into one. I'm starting to realize the more I play I started out doing something good, but somewhere along the line it became about creating more and more cookies and not about doing the good cookies bring. I've become a monster by opening portals to hell, killing thousands of miners in cookie mine cave ins, polluting the environment with chocolate slides from my farms, sink holes, global warming, slave labor, depleting rare resources, enslaving grandmothers who were WILLINGLY making cookies out of love. Opened portals to hell bring corrupted creatures into our world and distorting our own children's minds and bodies. Altered time and history, and god knows what else. The only good I have ever done is bring cookies to space. I've decided that I will not merge the grandmother's minds, when I reach 100 time machines I'm shutting down. I'm getting rid of the time machines, I'm getting rid of the mines, the alchemy, the factories, the farms, everything but the hand made cookies by grandmas, sending them across the galaxy for all to enjoy, and my own fingers. That is all that will remain. I will undo the damage I have done. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Sep 6, 2013 |
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Sep 6, 2013 06:09
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In my mind the cheating cookie achievement is a mark of shame, not a badge of honor.
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Sep 6, 2013 06:10
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Slickdrac posted:I consider it my clone doing my work when I have less important non cookie business to attend to Golden cookie autoclick is like the most profitable cheat there is. No wonder you got 1 billion cps so fast!!
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Al Borland posted:I refuse to merge my grandmothers minds into one. I'm starting to realize the more I play I started out doing something good, but somewhere along the line it became about creating more and more cookies and not about doing the good cookies bring. I've become a monster by opening portals to hell, killing thousands of miners in cookie mine cave ins, polluting the environment with chocolate slides from my farms, sink holes, global warming, slave labor, depleting rare resources, enslaving grandmothers who were WILLINGLY making cookies out of love. Opened portals to hell bring corrupted creatures into our world and distorting our own children's minds and bodies. Altered time and history, and god knows what else. ...This makes more sense than it should.
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Sep 6, 2013 06:16
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Svartvit posted:Golden cookie autoclick is like the most profitable cheat there is. No wonder you got 1 billion cps so fast!! I also work from home, so it's not like I'm not right in front of my computer anyway while awake 
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Sep 6, 2013 06:17
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This game makes me want to go to Costco and get their cookies. The golden cookie is obviously a Heath bar Cookie from Costco. Ugh I'm a loving goon.
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Sep 6, 2013 06:26
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Mordiceius posted:In my mind the cheating cookie achievement is a mark of shame, not a badge of honor. 
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Sep 6, 2013 06:27
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Slickdrac posted:I also work from home, so it's not like I'm not right in front of my computer anyway while awake   Representin' the work from home crowd and their ability to achieve superhuman stats in video games.
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 I resisted the temptation of cookies until today. I've been playing for ten hours plus. I know what comes next and I feel like I'm about to cross a boundary I don't quite want to cross. Help... me...
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Sep 6, 2013 06:31
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Trying to get to 1 bil cps, I almost feel like buying Time Machines since they give so much. Grandmas give a decent amount too but their price already surpassed 200 Cursors
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Sep 6, 2013 06:33
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Wrist Watch posted:I cannot let this slight against my cookie honour stand. Your milk has become blood my god man! What have you done? Philip Rivers posted:
STAY PURE DO NOT GIVE INTO THE MISTAKES WE HAVE MADE STICK TO GRANDMAS AND FINGERS. REMEMBER THE REASON YOU"RE MAKING COOKIES!!! Edit: Spaceships are fine too. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Sep 6, 2013 |
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Sep 6, 2013 06:33
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Philip Rivers posted:
Don't be silly. The research center p̶e͢rf͠e͢ctl̛y sa̡f́e ͜te̶c̡h͠nol͜ogy.͞ T͟h̶er͢e i҉s̨ n͜o ̵̢̀ć҉̛h͜a͞͏n̵͘ć̴e͢ ͝o̷̧҉f̶̴̛ ̴͏͢aǹy͏ a͝c̢͡c̨i͏̧d̵҉en̶̢t̢ ͏̛͟o͏͏̢r҉ ̀d͏̵isas̴t̡e̶r̷҉ ̵̢o͟͏r͏́͡ ̸̀͞ch͡á͢o͢͝s͠m̨͘͘i̢҉̢n͜͢d̵ a̛͞͠ŕ͝ì͘s̴̴͟i̸҉n̢͠g̸̶͘ ̵͟f̶̴r̢o̶͟m̛ ̸t̵͞h̸͢e̵ ̸r͠e͞s̶͝e͏͏a̸͞r͠ch c͙̣̟̲̭̘̺̤ͧ͑o̴͔͎̬̖̟̗̾̌̚n̩ͬͩͧͦ͜dͭͣ̂ͥ͂ͪ̍ͯ̚҉̖̳̟̦͈u͈͓̰ͬ̂c͎ͫ̍ͪ͘ť̥͐̃ͪ̔̿͌ͨe̹͇͍ͭͤ̇̂̋̋ͯ̕͘͠d̠͂̿ͣͩ̿̿͊͢ ̴̫͕̩̠̱̪͈͕͋ͩ͐̍ͥ͆͘w̟̫͉͖̥̬͈̩̄̓̽ͪ̓͜͠i̷̪̬͉͇̠̙̬̩̇ͪͨ́͌̉̎t̢͇̭̹̙̆͒̍h̸͍̤ͪͥͯ̊̿̇͟͞ì̷̮͉̥̥̀͊ͯ͐̉ņ̶͓̲̘͔̤̭̺ͦ͂͋͊̉̈̃̋͘ ̷̰̗̓ͪͣ̒̒ͯ̅̿͞a̧̛͗ͦͨͩͦ͏̞͓͕̯̭̬ň̷̨̛͓̦͓̽d̡̮̟̜̹̹͉̤̋ͨ͘ ̸͎͈͗̀ͬͭ͠t̳̟̞̊̊̾̿̏̀ͫ́͘ͅh̵͓̠̰͇ͮͧͦ̃͞e͉̻ͣ̿̿ͦ̀ͤͩ̿͘͠͠ ̷͈͎͕͍ͨ̆̄͑͗s̅͏̧͇̣̞͓͔͞ͅo̹̩̖̝̞͕͕̜̿̈́̉̊̽̎̑̉̇o̧̥͔̙͈͙̘̠̫ͩͬ͌͗ͨ͊ͥͅṋ͍ͫͣ͜͜e̢̝̪̙̱̹̩̰͖̦͊̽̂r͙͉̥̥̈́̔̓̉̀ ̰̳̼̟̺̭̐ͮ͊̊́̕ẙ͈̇ͣͣ̾̔̑̔o͌̄͊͂̈ͦ̿͘͝҉̣u̡͙̙̺ͭͮ͜͝ ̲͚͎͔͎͍̌ͧ͌̌̂̂͐b̸̡̭͈̰̦̭̦̟͓͚͗̉͛è̗̖̹̦̫̖̚g̴̞͒̑̓̏̃ͧ͛́i̶̲̲̞̣̱͒̃ͭ̑̀͠ṅ͔̟̐ ̢̊͒̍̀ͬ̾̅͒ͬ҉̘͙̹̭̪̗̼̳͔ṫ̛͑̀̐ͪ҉͖̘͉͔̜h̢̻̲̥̪͆̅ͬ̊̓ͤ͛͂͛͡e̙̳̲͖ͦ͐̌̒̈̄ͧͨ s̸̶̶̗̮̞̗̩͇͖̖͉̝̣̺̬͂́ͮ̑̓ͪ̏ͥͨͯͥ̅͟͡ö̬̹̘̼̖͔͔̼̣͇̝͎̤̭͓̹͚̓͛͂̋ͤ̓̕ő̐͆͑̑͐̚͠͏̱͔͚̱̥̲̠̲̗̫̙͖̲͓̺͍̕͞ͅn̨̧̓͒̋̈͛̎̽͊̓͑̄̚͏̢̻̯͚̗̼̺̜̼̺̺ͅe̴̴̢̜̟̮̦̟͙̭͇̻̲͎̗͉͇͓͖͍̹͗ͬ̎ͣ̔ͪ͆̏́̕̕r̫͖̹͕̞͕̬̜̖̫̥̦̲̦͉̞͍̟̈́̾ͮ̿̎͌ͣ̊́ͅ ̶̢̼̼̞͛̅ͬͬ̒͑ͮͤ̐ͣ͛͌ͩ͆̚t̸̸̞͍͖͓͗͑́͑̒ͭ̏̕͘hͩͧ̃̿̈́ͮ̿͒̚͏̡̛̯̩͓͇͔̖͓͍͉̠͔͈͍ē̴̢͚͈̰̪͕̣̯̣͚̫͍̜̟̘͚̦̜͗͑̈͆͛͘̕ ̸̬̬̺͍͍̭̩̐ͯ͂̊́ͮ̀ǧ̶̨͉̝̩̥̥̫ͬ̓ͬ̋̂ͫͣ̈ͭ̐͘r̷̫̦̞͍̠͍̪͖̥̝̃̏͊͋̈̊̎́́͡ͅeͮͯͥͦ̾̃ͫ̒̄̓ͭͫ̋ͤ̔̽̚͝҉̗̙̲͡å̫͇̬͈͚̤̰͕͕̼͕̼̞̙̱̟̮̉͌͐̔̆̉̍ͯͭ͛̍ͤ̋̚͟t͎̫͍͊͒ͣ̎ͭ̑̔́̕͘͜͠ ̴̡̨͈̼͖̣̣̣͔̫̗̫̻̹̮̲͌ͯ͗͌ͪ͗͋́̚ͅw̡̧̤̲̗͖̤̼̭̭͖̪͉̙͇̻̹̿̉̏̋ö́ͯ̐ͤ̊̊̊ͥ̈́ͤ̋́̇ͩ̎̚͜҉̸̯̳̭̝͚̗̦̻͎̮͔̰͘͞r̶̡͖̠̠̱̟̮͔͉̜̙̭ͦ̈͛̔ͯ͛͘͢͜ǩͯ͑̉̓͑ͫ͏̧̨̠̠͖̟̜̙͙̞̖͈͉̺̜͔̬͖̲͘͜ͅ ̸̷̢͓̦̟̳̦͍̮͊ͪ͑̓̽̃ͦ͠c̷̡͉̲̟͖̺̜̮̩̪̪̰̪̟̞͔͛̈̓͗̋ͨ̉̃̔ͦͫ̄͊ͣ̃ͣ̃̈͊ͅą̫̩̫̻̩̮̼̘͕̟͖̭̯͈̩̽͑̑͆ͣ̅ͥͪ̿ͥ̆̾ͥͫ͗̐͘n̎̃ͬ̋̈͊́̀͢҉͍̼͚̮͎͖͙͕͇͔̹̗͈̻͍̺͔̥̖ ̛ͭ̽͒ͣͫͯ̾ͤ̽͋̑̑̀̚̚͘͏͙͚̥̲̭̮͔̫͖̟͙̪͡f̛̗͉̫̟̼̞̣̰̣̟̝͓͓͐ͤͮ͌͊ͬ̄͑̋̐ͫ̒ͨ̈́͐̌ͮ͘͜ͅǐ̡̛̱̫̺̰̣̝͇̾̓̈̓̅ͨͭ͐͑͆͛͌͛̇ͦ̕͠n̨̗̖͍̼͙͍̖͙̩̩̱̰̝̋͛̊̾̇͆̒̓̾ͭ̄͌̽̎ͪ͐̒̚͜ȃ̶̩̥̦̺͕̭̹̬̺̳̖̯̭͕ͯ̀ͨͧ̇̀͊ͧ̈͆͗̑̔ͫ͂ͣ̚͟͞͠l̷͇̖̬̻͙̬̠͍̦̥͉̞̼̻̜̲̪̜ͤ̇́ͦͨͣ̔͒̂ͬ͒̾̃̋͆͐̈́͞͡ͅļ̛̻̭̖͖͍̲̩͓̖̮̖͍̜̗̋͆͆ͤ̾̂̅̆͌͛͂̿ͬ̉̇͞ẙ̵̴͎̗̤̥̲̳͖̼͖̪̺̦͈̞̪̰̂ͮͯͭͨͨ̌͋ͥ̌͋ͭͭͥͩͮ̚͟ ̵̨̜̠̰̲̹͚̝̟͙̠̜̮̤̦͕̼̦̋̓̓͋̑ͣ̎̓͆ͫ̂ͬ̚̕͜b̶͔̪̜̖̦̺͍͇̳̥͓͎̣́̿ͮ̓̎̅̅͐ͭ̇̅ͮ̐̅ͣ̚̚̕ę͔͖̮̝̗͎̱̱̰̞̯͋ͯ̎̀̀ͧͣ̄ͥ̏̃͢͟ ̈́ͧ̄̾ͥ͆ͤͧͥͧ̕҉̗̫̯͚͈͓̠͟ư̞̟͇̱̗̲͈͚̣̥͈͔ͧ͆ͯ͗ͪͯ̇ͤ̌̊̇̾́͘n̡̧̫̫͕͂̍̈̅̏̉̑̕͢ͅd̏̄͊ͭ̈ͥ̈́̎́҉̸̛͇̱̳̫̭̯̙̺͙͖̯ȅ̈̆̃ͮͦ̚҉̴͈͍͚͖̜̰͚̪̰̻̣̯̘̞̩͟ͅr̡̤͉̝̼̤̟̱̼͖̤̂͌͋ͪ̍̊ͮ̔͌̃ͬͭ̑͘͢t̸̛̛͚̲̩̫̞͔͚̮͇̥̏̑̾̍͐͆̄́ͅa̴ͦ̽̊̍̇͢҉̰͕͇̹k̴̸̶̝̞̟̲͕̂ͯ̋̊̒̌ͯͦ͜͟ȩ̶̎̃͐ͥ̅̾́ͩͧ͗͒ͥ̕҉̖̘̤̣̹̱̜̫͖͉͚͔̰͚͎ṇ̞̪͇̘̩̜̿ͩ̉ͦ̃ͩͥ͆ͨ̂ͨ̀.̶͗ͮ̅ͭ̉͋̃͗͆̈̿͏̶̱̰̭̪̬̫͍̜͜͡ ̷̸̸̑ͮ͐̂ͮ̓҉̨̺̫̝̙͚̬̯͔͇̦̝̪̮̫̯͖̯̫Ä̵ͦ͒̿̇̓̑̓ͧͪ̑ͥ̆̆ͬ͆̿҉͏̛̥̖͓̮̤͖̞̤̹̺̩̩l̸̾͒̊͑̃ͫ̉͆ͪ͛̇̉ͧ̋͂̈͐͊̇́͟͢͏̮̗̗̞͉̦̬͍̦͔̮͍̺͙ḻ̪̙̺̪̳̗̳͚͖̂ͭͭ̔͛ͦ͆ͪ́̚͝ ̶̴̧̛̜̭͚̳̖͈͖̯͇͑̿̎ͫ͗ͮ̃̓́h̸̘̯̝̼͐̑͂̓̑̅́̇̏͆̍͊̽ͩ̌̽ͨ̚͜͝ͅa̱̰̣̻̻̟̪̞͍̅ͤ͒ͭ̿͗̽͛͒͒̃ͮͨͧ̂͌͛̎̔͠i̡̯̘̻̘̓ͫ̃̓͘͜͟͟ͅͅl̦̯̺̠̙͍̟͓̯̤̣̫͖̒ͩ̅̀̌ͤ̅ͣͧ̀ͩ͗̚͘͘͟͡.̅̈ͨ̅̓̿̉ͨͭ̓ͧ͗͂̾҉̯͔͓̩̹̻̹͈̯̳̝̗̜̳͚
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Al Borland posted:I refuse to merge my grandmothers minds into one. I'm starting to realize the more I play I started out doing something good, but somewhere along the line it became about creating more and more cookies and not about doing the good cookies bring. I've become a monster by opening portals to hell, killing thousands of miners in cookie mine cave ins, polluting the environment with chocolate slides from my farms, sink holes, global warming, slave labor, depleting rare resources, enslaving grandmothers who were WILLINGLY making cookies out of love. Opened portals to hell bring corrupted creatures into our world and distorting our own children's minds and bodies. Altered time and history, and god knows what else. This sounds like the reasoning of a chauvinist Grandpa. You don't want the Grannies to awaken because then they'd know they're in the kitchen for your perverse cookie making end game. Let the Grannies sleep no more! The sleeper has awakened! The cookie is the Life! It is by cookie alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the chocolate of sapho that cookies aquire speed the dough aquire stains. The stains become a warning. It is by cookie alone I set my mind in motion.
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I just got back from the grocery and.... for the first time in years, I bought a pack of cookies. I'm not proud. e: They taste good. animatorZed fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Sep 6, 2013 |
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animatorZed posted:I just got back from the grocery and.... for the first time in years, I bought a pack of cookies. Have you failed to get the moral of this game? You need to click the loving cookies! Or bake them since that's way faster.
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What happens if I get a lucky cookie while still in frenzy and have 126000 * c/s in the bank? Do I make 7 times what I normally would without frenzy?
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