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because of a Gorilla's increased intelligence compared to a Bear, I do wonder if it'd be possoble to train a gorilla in bear fighting techniques, turning him into a kind of primate dragon-slayer?. do Gorillas have the ability to turn their brain and tool-using abilities to the martial arts like Gorilla Fu, or even to some kind of gorrilkenjustu? i don't know if you could find a guy badass enough to actually train the gorilla, though. maybe a robot could do it??
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Excelzior posted:were bears ever around sabre tooth tigers quote:In a recent study, the mass of six specimens was estimated, one-third of them weighed about 900 kg (1 short ton), the largest being UVP 015 at 957 kg (2,110 lb), suggesting specimens that big were probably more common than previously thought.[2] It stood 8–10 feet (2.4–3.0 m) tall on hind legs[7] while a large specimen would have been 11–12 feet (3.4–3.7 m) tall with a 14-foot (4.3 m) vertical arm reach, and 5–6 feet (1.5–1.8 m) high at the shoulder when walking on all fours, it was tall enough to look a man in the eye.[8][9][10] At Riverbluff Cave, Missouri, a series of claw marks up to 15 feet (4.57 m) high have been found along the cave wall indicating Short-faced bears over 12 feet (3.65 m) tall.[11][12] Short faced bears were badass.
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I like ther one with the anime
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Could be wrong here but don't bears leave if you freak out and wave your arms round and don't gorillas loving excel at exactly that.
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how the hell any of youse idiots STILL think that a bear would even have a chance of not being pulled apart like wet bread by some huge loving silverback after TEN loving YEARS of arguing about it boggles the poo poo outta me
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Bears are cool, agreed.
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bitmap posted:how the hell any of youse idiots STILL think that a bear would even have a chance of not being pulled apart like wet bread by some huge loving silverback after TEN loving YEARS of arguing about it boggles the poo poo outta me get this: bears are also really big oh and they are really really strong too
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TEAYCHES posted:a better question is, could an extremely tall, heavy, strong man, trained from birth to fight gorillas, win in unarmed combat against a gorilla? this question... n-not again...
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proof of concept posted:get this: bears are also really big oh and they are really really strong too
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proof of concept posted:get this: bears are also really big oh and they are really really strong too Same! (The same)
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Fellbat posted:Could be wrong here but don't bears leave if you freak out and wave your arms round and don't gorillas loving excel at exactly that. Yeah Bear would just walk away and eat berries and the gorilla would scuttle or lope or whatever the gently caress they do away and wrestle his gay gorilla buddies, touching dicks together and poo poo.
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symbolic posted:the spectators Lol'd. Good work.
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Broenheim posted:bear
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![]() If a man can do it, a Gorilla can do it better.
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Ddraig posted:The two animals circled one another in the cage before Parnell once again pounced and sunk his teeth into Ramadan’s neck. Again the bear responded by hugging his opponent with all his might. The lion’s teeth sunk deeper. In response, the grizzly’s grip grew tighter. To those in attendance it was unclear which of the beasts would give in first. Then, without warning, the lion let go and bellowed out a roar of pain, the bear’s hold so tight that one observer remarked, “I could almost hear the bones cracking.” Ramadan then grabbed Parnell with “a beautiful half Nelson that would have done credit to a professional wrestler” and hurled the lion. Tell me why this has to be illegal again? If it wasn't for people ruining everything we could be watching this instead of Wayward Pines.
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:Tell me why this has to be illegal again? If it wasn't for people ruining everything we could be watching this instead of Wayward Pines. Hey wayward pines features multiple formerly famous people who look like your grandparents did when you were a kid now at least they're getting work
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Molentik posted:
that had to be a dog sized bear or something because an adult grizzly could have just pushed him into the ground with his weight and bit that arm off while it disemboweled him with its hind legs and its forelegs ripped his torso in half
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Also, even if it was a full grown grizzly, Petersen probably benefited from having some basic biological knowledge, and knowing that headlock=K.O.=time bought to beat an unconscious bear to death. I doubt a gorilla would know more than "beat thing with all might till thing stop move"
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lmao all day at this
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Animorphs chat time Rachel in Grizzly morph vs Marco in Gorilla morph?
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KlavoHunter posted:Animorphs chat time Was the animorphs series proto-furry?
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KlavoHunter posted:Animorphs chat time the white girl wins
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Ramsus posted:i grew up right near a herd that would hang out in fields. lmao they've found corpses being carried around, impaled on their antlers
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