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I never realized how much I wish this game had a "health inspector alternate" ending.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 01:32 |
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quote:Yet another indignity of living in a small town is that there is only one place to go and get your hair cut. Unless you want to take your chances on that woman with the lazy eye who goes to people's houses. quote:You wait until late afternoon, when the light is fading. As you draw close to "Cut and Colour", you see figures inside. There are three women sitting around, and an elderly man in the chair. Geena, the stylist, is sporting a purple, ruffled blouse and has her hair pulled up in an unearthly bun. She looks over her shoulder at her cronies as she snips. Even from a distance, you are nervous about her customer's ears. This one's kinda rough. It was one thing to stuff every result from the chippy assault into a post even after having decided if we were doing the public or secret assault, but here... suffice to say, the three choices that aren't the second one each have very involved subchoices, and depending on what we choose from there, may have further choices that can't just be split like I have done so far. Probably the most complicated visit to a barber / hairdresser I've ever seen.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 04:32 |
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Full-on assault. I think that's the only one we haven't tried.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 04:42 |
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Full on assault!
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 08:28 |
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Go in and improvise.
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# ? Feb 19, 2015 10:07 |
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quote:Your pulse races as your undead horde rushes the window. A skeletal head butt, delivered with animated glee, shatters the glass and the salon crowd look up as the cheerful window of "Colour and Cut" rains to the floor in pieces. To explain, the second option, when failed, gives the hairdressers a free kill from each of your zombies and your skeletons, so long as you have any, and then moves into the third option. The Control loss you suffer for losing minions would push us under the Control check there, losing our second zombie, and we would lose our second skeleton anyways. So, to recap, option one is still a win for us (the way we're going, missing the assassination is probably the better outcome, since we can't give a lecture if that happens), option three is going to kill one of our skeletons, and option two is going to murder our Control stat and our horde. Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 06:40 |
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Option one. Let's not fail if we don't have to.
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# ? Feb 20, 2015 08:54 |
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quote:You order a direct charge on the lady in command. quote:Geena blinks and moans, stretched out on the ground. Your zombie looms over her. "Wha—" she says. "What did—?" Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 09:05 |
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LECTURE TIME!
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 10:51 |
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Lecture her so she can feel bad about what she's done, unlike us, who have only assaulted several people with an undead army
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 11:53 |
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GOON JUSTICE
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 11:56 |
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Scalp 'em
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 14:31 |
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Lecture!
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 14:49 |
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Lecture!
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 19:46 |
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LECTURE! I still love this game for allowing this.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 20:00 |
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Lecture!
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 21:31 |
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lecture on how you properly run a business in this town!
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 22:10 |
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We should have named our character Hannibal Lecture
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 03:42 |
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quote:The zombie leans in for a killing blow but you restrain it with a finger on the bone. You begin a catalogue of the indignities you've suffered at her hair salon: the teasing, the inattention, the unfortunate retro style choices. Geena seems initially startled, then confused, but after a couple of minutes of this, she seems to have a moment of revelation. Next Day posted:It's a new day. Even being in this scene means that we will meet the Banshee, thankfully. There's no further obligation to start a romance with Sam, though it would be a good way to get further Humanity throughout the rest of the story. Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics. Oblivion4568238 fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Feb 22, 2015 |
# ? Feb 22, 2015 06:36 |
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Yes Sam's a boy but show off that fakechoice if you can
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 06:39 |
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Go for the fake choice.
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 06:55 |
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FAKE CHOICE
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 08:47 |
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SSNeoman posted:Yes Sam's a boy this please
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 10:18 |
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ultrafilter posted:Go for the fake choice.
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 10:40 |
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Let's try and romance Max this time round. If that is still possible. Edit: so fake choice. Fangz fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Feb 22, 2015 |
# ? Feb 22, 2015 13:19 |
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I thought we romanced Max the first time around. I would like to see this fake choice.
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 14:52 |
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Its a faaaaaaaaaaaaaake
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 14:56 |
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Angrymog posted:I thought we romanced Max the first time around. I would like to see this fake choice. We romanced Sam the first time round. The second time round we had zombies eat Max. The third time round we accidentally melted Max's face.
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 15:00 |
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Fangz posted:We romanced Sam the first time round. The second time round we had zombies eat Max. The third time round we accidentally melted Max's face. Guys, I'm starting to think we might not be very good at this romance thing. Fake choice
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 15:29 |
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Keeshhound posted:Guys, I'm starting to think we might not be very good at this romance thing. I consider it Max's fault that they are attracted to pure evil, yet is apparently allergic to it....
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 16:23 |
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Fangz posted:We romanced Sam the first time round. The second time round we had zombies eat Max. The third time round we accidentally melted Max's face. I thought we went and got sort of loveyy-doveyy with Max after driving the army out of the town the first time around?
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 18:14 |
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Angrymog posted:I thought we went and got sort of loveyy-doveyy with Max after driving the army out of the town the first time around? That's Sam. Sam seems to be the good-aligned romance, while Max is the evil aligned romance, as you know from Sam and Max Hit the Road.
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 18:37 |
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We didn't melt Max's face off, we saw through them and how they were rotten on the inside, and we were only like 3 Corruption off from being able to join in. For this Fake Choice only, italicized text are the options we (I) aren't picking, they remain bolded for separation from each other.quote:Was there a flicker of something there? No. You can't risk exposure when you are waging war against the entire town from the shadows. You skulk off with your cheerful, blue polythene bag full of bulk groceries. Even if it's a Fake Choice, there's only one true option here. I said this was one of the best Fake Choices, the other off the top of my head is that drat hot chocolate incident. quote:OK, good plan. Plenty of time for that later. quote:Inside the house, you are struck by a feeling that something is wrong, something out of place. You freeze and listen. You hear nothing, except—is that a cold breeze against your skin? You imagine armed police in bulletproof vests, crouched against doorways, waiting for the signal to take you down—seconds away— quote:"What time do you call this?" Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics.
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 22:42 |
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Speak calmly.
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 23:48 |
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Kill it with zombies!
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 08:57 |
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Calm tone.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 13:57 |
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quote:You politely enquire what this shrill apparition is doing in your house. She seems a little miffed at your calm demeanour. Stats posted:A successful necromancer must manage an array of vital character statistics.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 03:52 |
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Yo lady we cleaning this poo poo can't you see?
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 04:03 |
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If you'd let me finish, you'd see I'm about to clean.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 04:14 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 21:27 |
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Hey, no-one but me lectures people around here!
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 04:26 |